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Deadmeat Chronicles: Deadmeat's Worse Day

Oct 25th, 2012
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  1. >You are a maroon unicorn fluffy with a light green mane.
  2. >Today you are in a bad mood.
  3. >You tried to make it better with special huggies but you are still ill.
  4. >You have decided to walk it off.
  5. >Snuggle Wuggle has moved her herd and you have lost track of her.
  6. >You are seeing if you can find any new threats.
  7. >The fluffy tailed monsters haven’t come out so you can’t pick a fight with them.
  8. >The fluffy ponies that see you run and hide, they all fear the monster fluffy.
  9. >There are no smarty friends nearby.
  10. >Any fluffies are single strays looking for their daddies.
  11. >You can’t figure out why they are looking at the two legged monsters.
  12. >How can they think those can be a daddy?
  13. >You could be a daddy… but she has disappeared.
  14. >”Wahahahhhhh! Dun hewt fwuffy!”
  15. >You hear a fluffy crying, you sneak over to investigate.
  16. >You crawl under a bush and look out.
  17. >You see a blue and white unicorn fluffy running across a grassy area.
  18. >He is limping and crying.
  19. >”Why daddeh fwuffy awone? Nee fwens keep daddeh fwuffy saf!”
  20. >You turn and see Dammit run in behind you with four other fluffies.
  21. >They must have sniffed you out.
  22. >You look back at the limping fluffy, a man walks up and kicks his front leg breaking it.
  23. >”WAHHH! Fwuffy weggie! WEGGIE HEW-!”
  24. >The man stomps on its head killing it.
  25. >He picks it up and drops it in a sack.
  26. >You look around, seems to be more two legged monsters today.
  27. >This isn’t helping your mood.
  28. >Your fluffies start to jump around you, ”Munsta smawty wan pway?”, “Fwuffy bowed…”, “Get nummie!”
  29. >They are making a bit of noise and shaking the bush.
  30. >”Dum dum fwuffies be quiet! Nee get back to awea. Two wegged munstas, fwuffies hide!”
  31. >Dammit stands to attention while the others look at you strange.
  32. >”But fwuffy wan pway!”
  33. >A bush a few feet away shakes violently, “Any little shit bags in there!?”
  34. >One of your fluffies runs toward the bush, “Yay! Daddeh take fwuffy home! Daddeh URK-!”
  35. >You hear the laughing and the screaming of the fluffy fill the air.
  36. >You now feel fear.
  37. >”Wun! Efewy fwuffy-“ you are cut off by a face looking under your bush.
  38. >He is just a few feet away and you are eye to eye with him, a two legged monster.
  39. >He has buck teeth and small eyes, a smile crosses his face, “What have we here?”
  40. >”WUN!” You yell taking off.
  41. >The man’s hand just misses you as he reaches in.
  42. >You run as fast as you can, Dammit is just behind you but can’t keep up.
  43. >”Wun and hide! Stay way fwom munstas!”
  44. >Dammit gets a hurt look in his eyes as he veers off and runs a different direction.
  45. >You take off hearing squeals behind you.
  46. >You turn and see the man has grabbed one of your other fluffies up.
  47. >The man behind him is hold the limp form of your other fluffy that ran to them.
  48. >They are both snickering.
  49. >You start to run through a hedge row and hear kicking of bushes in front of you.
  50. >You stop and look around.
  51. >You see a grassy area that leads to a sidewalk.
  52. >You take off as fast as you can.
  53. >Your fluff waves in the breeze and bounces with each leap.
  54. >You make it to the sidewalk and start to cross.
  55. >Two legged monsters jump back as you run across.
  56. >You find a trash can and crawl under it.
  57. >You look out seeing a few two legged monsters with blue fur covering their bodies.
  58. >On the back is embroidered ‘exterminator’.
  59. >They seem to be looking under bushes and grabbing fluffies.
  60. >One man pulls up a unicorn fluffy.
  61. >””Yay! Daddeh take fwuffy home! Gi fhuggies and sketties! Fwuffy wub daddeh!”
  62. >The fluffy struggles to hug the man who silently pulls out a knife.
  63. >He quickly stabs the fluffy in the side of its neck and pulls the knife.
  64. >Blood starts to pour quickly from the wound.
  65. >The fluffy lets out a shriek of pain and horror.
  66. >”Wahhhh! Why daddeh hewt fwuffy!”
  67. >The fluffy wriggles in a panic trying to cover its wound but unable to cover it with his hooves.
  68. >”Daddeh… fwuffy hewt… gif huggies… fwuffy wub…”
  69. >The man throws the fluffy in a bag and starts to look in the bushes again.
  70. >They are walking away from your hiding area and your herd.
  71. >You give a sigh of relief and try to find a way back to your area.
  72. >You see a break in the flow of two legged monsters on the sidewalk and shoot through it.
  73. >You start to run across a grassy area toward your area.
  74. >You know you can be safe in your hidey hole.
  75. >You feel the breeze flow through your fluff as you run.
  76. >You see the hedge line that you use to spy on the area.
  77. >You are close, you start running faster.
  78. >You are just about-
  79. >”EEeEeEeeEEE!!”
  80. >A burning pain shoots through your front left leg and it jerks under your chest.
  81. >You go shoulder first into the ground with an umf.
  82. >You roll and launch into the air only to land hard on your belly and roll to a stop.
  83. >Your whole body hurts.
  84. >”Holy fuck! I got one on the run!”
  85. >”Good shot dude!”
  86. >You feel wetness on your leg, when you look at it you see blue paint dribbling down.
  87. >You look over and see the teen age boys with the paint guns walking toward you.
  88. >You start to jump up and feel three more impacts as paint balls explode on your tummy.
  89. >You have a hard time catching your breath.
  90. >You feel like you are going to throw up as your belly feels like it was reshaped.
  91. >You start to scramble on the ground to get moving to get away.
  92. >”AHHHHHHH!” You let out a painful yell as pain shoots through your body from your tail.
  93. >”Gotcha faggot!”
  94. >You glance behind you, one of the boys has stepped on your tail.
  95. >”Wet Deadmeat guu munsta-“
  96. >You try to lungs at his leg but your head is knocked to the side by a paintball hitting your cheek.
  97. >A boy is walking up saying, “Shut the fuck up!”, before shooting you three times in the back.
  98. >You try to crawl away but are held fast by your tail.
  99. >”This one is a fighter! Let’s fix that!”
  100. >The boys surround you and start to shoot your body.
  101. >Pain rips through your body as the paint balls explode across it.
  102. >It is like a constant punch sending waves of throbbing pain through every fiber of your being.
  103. >You start to scream and beg, “Pwease! Pwee nuu hewt Deadmeat! Deadmeat sowwy!”
  104. >They laugh and continue their assault.
  105. >They are shooting your face, boo boo juice starts to leak from your nose and mouth.
  106. >”Wahhhhh! Deadmeat nuu hewt munstas! Why munstas hewt Deadmeat! Wahhhhh!”
  107. >”Pwee wet Deadmeat go! Deadmeat nuu wan hewt nuu mo! Wa-wahhhhh!”
  108. >One of the boys bends down and shoots you point blank in the ribs.
  109. >You spasm and squirm, your legs shooting straight from the pain.
  110. >You start to roll around trying to get away from the paint balls onslaught.
  111. >You feel a snap in your tail, “EeeEEEEEEEEE! EEEEEEEEEEE!!!”
  112. >The boys only laugh some more as they continue to empty their paintball guns into you.
  113. >They are in a snarling frenzy.
  114. >the pain overtakes you and you just lay there crying.
  115. >”Wahhhhhhhh! Pwease… Wahhhhhhhh!! Dun hewt Deadmeat nu mo….”
  116. >You lay there with tears streaking down your face, your fluff coated with different colors of paint.
  117. >After what seems forever the boy takes his foot off your tail.
  118. >They laugh at your misery, “This bad ass is done for… let’s find another one!”
  119. >They run off howling looking for another hapless fluffy leaving you to lay and cry in your suffering.
  120. >”Wahhhhh…huu huu huuuuuu….” You lay quietly crying letting your tears free flow to the ground.
  121. >You slowly pull yourself to a nearby bush and lay there waiting for the pain to ease.
  122. >When you feel strong enough you finally stand.
  123. >Your tail is still throbbing, you look back and see the end now has a crook in it.
  124. >You burst out crying again at the deformity in your tail.
  125. >You slowly stagger back to your area.
  126. >When you step out all the fluffies that see you scream out and start running.
  127. >”Munsta! Munsta get fwuffy!”, “Ahh! Saf fwuffy!”
  128. >You stagger to your hidey hole.
  129. >Dammit runs in front of you, “Stay way munsta! Dat daddeh smawty pwace!”
  130. >You just sniffle and continue walking.
  131. >He puffs his cheeks then sniffs the air.
  132. >”Daddeh smawty?”, he sniffs of you closer, “Why yoo wook difewent?”
  133. >Roseberry runs up and sniffs you, “Yay! Munsat smawty back!”
  134. >She runs up and hugs you, you fall over and let out a howl of pain and start crying.
  135. >”Wahhhhh! Deadmeat hewt! Wahhhhh! Deadmeat nu wan hewt nuu mo! Wahhhh!”
  136. >Dammit starts to run in place and look around, “Nuuu! Daddeh smawty hewt! Daddeh smawty hewt! Gif huggies!”
  137. >Roseberry and Dammit both take turns hugging you trying to make you feel better.
  138. >Dammit finally bites your fluff and drags you into your hidey hole.
  139. >”Daddeh smawty saf noa! Dammit get owchie fwens, nuu bad tings get daddeh smawty!”
  140. >Dammit runs out leaving Roseberry with you.
  141. >She continues to hug you.
  142. >”Pweae munsta smawty… get betteh… herd getting smawwer…”
  143. >”Fwuffies go pway and neber come back…”
  144. >She hugs you again as you whimper.
  145. >She runs outside, “Smawty nee feew betteh! Nee speshul fwens!”
  146. >She looks around, the herd is sparse and no young female fluffies are nearby.
  147. >She looks back at you, “Wosebewwy neber be speshul fwen, Wosebewwy nuu gud enough…”
  148. >She walks in and looks at your bruised form.
  149. >”Wosebewwy nuu see speshul fwens fo munsta smawty…”
  150. >She sees you quietly crying and not moving.
  151. >She stands tall then walks over and coos in your ear.
  152. >As she learned from her last smarty.
  153. >It is the herd’s job to make the smarty feel good.
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