Wherein Alex gives Sage the exposition she needs

Alex has just sent a selfie of herself riding the skeletal face of a t-rex. With the caption #averageday.

Sage boggles at the picture. So Alex is in a place with huge dinosaur bones? That's creepy.

turnstileGadabout [TG] begins espering uncannySuicide [US]

[TG] Hey Alex are you there?
[US] oh there you are
[US] finally
[TG] Sorry I haven't been on I've been walking around.
[US] i'm currently riding this fella out into the unknown
[TG] This weird place.
[US] tell me about it
[US] i have a giant dog t-rex skeleton now
[US] i will name him..
[US] Fido von Skelemancer
[TG] Is it aliveeeee...?
[US] well
[US] as alive as a thing i beheaded early can be
[US] you mean is it moving and aware?
[US] yes
[TG] That's so creepy.
[TG] Where are you????
[US] fuck knows
[US] he took me from the house
[US] and now that we've settled dominance
[US] i've agreed to go with him
[US] it's a boy
[US] i have decided
[US] anyhow
[US] you're finally back from your walk?
[TG] Yeah I'm at my computer.
[TG] I see you've made some... changes
[TG] Around here.
[TG] Thanks for the stairs?
[US] welcome
[US] oh
[US] right
[US] do you know what you're meant to be doing?
[TG] We're supposed to be doing something?
[TG] I thought
[TG] We were just sort of trapped here...
[US] nope
[US] Flelst said she went up to the portal and is now in Ray's land.
[US] so i think the purpose is to build up that way
[TG] Wait I'm confused...
[US] if you've got enough build grist. i can do that.
[TG] Aren't we all on the sameeee.....
[TG] Planet?
[US] if we are
[US] those things above your house
[US] are just for teleporting around
[US] oh also
[US] we may or may not all have beds
[US] that grant us superpowers
[US] if we die after sleeping on them
[US] just fyi
[US] not confirmed
[US] so like
[US] don't go killing yourself or some shit
[TG] I don't think I want any superpowers that only kick in once I've died.
[TG] What would that be...
[TG] Like a zombie or a vampire or something?
[US] dunno
[US] all i know is ray has some crazy murals
[TG] I don't know anyone named Ray...
[TG] OH!
[TG] By the way, this guys Nick says he's coming for you.
[US] wut
[TG] Yeah he's on his way.
[US] who is nick?
[TG] His pesterchum is...
[TG] riddling Archaeologist.
[US] oh him
[US] yeah
[US] he said something about flying machine
[US] between us i think he might be a bit loose.
[TG] Yeah you know at first he seemed kind of cool.
[TG] But after that last chat he just seemsssss
[TG] kind of on edge. : /
[US] so
[US] anyway
[US] want me to spend some of your grist building you up?
[TG] Hmm?
[US] I figured out i can save costs if i make stuff narrow
[TG] Uhhh sure.
[US] how much do you have?
[US] obviously i can't do it while dino-riding Fido here
[TG] Oh yeah you're texting right now aren't you?
[TG] Maybe I should go find my phone...
[US] yup
[US] amazing piece of kit
[US] i was about to upgrade my scythe with the alchemiter
[US] whatever the fuck that spelling is
[US] you know how to use that right?
[TG] I really don't know anything. Hey do you know what that ball of light is for?
[TG] The scythe-thing is still following me.
[TG] It's actually pretty menacing.
[US] oh right
[US] you can put another thing in it
[US] and it can be helpful
[US] i would recommend something that has a mouth
[US] Slenderrat is a little quiet.
[US] anyway. to make stuff or better stuff
[US] captchalog the item. look on the back of the card and it gives you  a code.
[US] i already dropped a punch designix for you. i think. if not i'll drop one. Its expensive though, so you might have to kill more imps.
[TG] Huh ok. So you can use the code to make more things?
[US] yeah
[TG] OK.
[US] and if you put the punched card over the other one
[US] you can combine them
[US] but you can't get the item out of the card
[US] or use the card besides with the totem lathe
[US] look at me
[US] dispensing help
[US] like a fucking gypsie reading your future
[TG] You are the best of the gypsies trust me.
[TG] Can I message you about it later if I have questions?
[US]if i know the answers
[US] anyway it wont be a while yet before i can do anything for you
[US] so
[US] uh
[US] kill more imps i guess?
[US] i'll get on it as soon as Fido here lets me
[TG] OK sounds good
[TG] :  )
[US] cya!
[TG] Bye!

turnstileGadabout [TG] ceases espering uncannySuicide [US]