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Nov 14th, 2015
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  2. [00:45] <Adrian_Erabos> --START--
  3. [00:45] <Jamster> -----START-----
  4. [00:45] <Jamster> Fuk u Roo that's my line
  5. [00:45] <Adrian_Erabos> ((asterisks for chat messages *))
  6. [00:45] * bucolicBunyan [VV] sprouted a connection to imperfectAmigo [AA]
  7. [00:45] <bucolicBunyan> YOOOOOOOO
  8. [00:45] <bucolicBunyan> Are u done with ur shit yet?????
  9. [00:45] <bucolicBunyan> Ur takin forever!!!! :((((
  10. [00:45] * Adrian_Erabos takes off his helmet and sits on the couch, lifting his cellphone and opening the chat client
  11. [00:46] <Adrian_Erabos> *sorry miss impatient, was getting a guy back to his familia, never gonna get another oportunidad is he?
  12. [00:46] <Adrian_Erabos> *now. what the fuck do you wanted to do?
  13. [00:46] <bucolicBunyan> The thing!!!!
  14. [00:47] <Adrian_Erabos> *cool cool.
  15. [00:47] * bucolicBunyan double clicks on the executable she downloaded from the axe forum
  16. [00:47] <Adrian_Erabos> *como
  17. [00:48] <Adrian_Erabos> *you are taking your damn long tiempo right there
  18. [00:48] <bucolicBunyan> Me???????
  19. [00:48] <bucolicBunyan> Ur the one that said kthXbai Imma go on a trip!!!
  20. [00:48] <Jamster> You click on the file and open it
  21. [00:48] <Adrian_Erabos> *you couldn't set this thing when i wasn't here?!
  22. [00:48] <Jamster> A program titled SBURB pops up!
  23. [00:49] <Jamster> The screen shows a young man sitting at his computer.
  24. [00:49] <bucolicBunyan> I had a timer n shit!!!!
  25. [00:49] <Jamster> There are a couple of tabs you can click on
  26. [00:49] <bucolicBunyan> U hafta be here!!! :OOO
  27. [00:49] <Adrian_Erabos> ((young man at computer?))
  28. [00:49] * bucolicBunyan look at tabs
  29. [00:49] <Jamster> You realize that the computer is actually a cellphone
  30. [00:50] * Adrian_Erabos stands up and grabs a beer from the fridge
  31. [00:50] <Jamster> And he's not sitting on the phone either.
  32. [00:50] <Jamster> You notice the young man on your screen get up to grab something from his fridge
  33. [00:50] <Adrian_Erabos> *so... how are the shenanigans going?
  34. [00:51] <Adrian_Erabos> ((jamster, lets assume carmen sees everything i do))
  35. [00:51] <Jamster> You see everything the young man does.
  36. [00:52] <bucolicBunyan> ((tab looking?))
  37. [00:52] <Jamster> ((My bad, didn't see that. Phone is wonky))
  38. [00:52] <Jamster> You click on the first tab and notice four different machines.
  39. [00:52] * Adrian_Erabos goes into the bathroom to reapply the human makeup
  40. [00:53] <Adrian_Erabos> *YAAAAAWN
  41. [00:53] <bucolicBunyan> U wear makeup toooooo????? :OOOOOO
  42. [00:53] <bucolicBunyan> LOL
  43. [00:53] * bucolicBunyan look at the 4 weird machine things
  44. [00:53] <Adrian_Erabos> *have to... stop watching me and just do the thing
  45. [00:54] <bucolicBunyan> Cant take any of ur own medicine???? >:DDDD
  46. [00:54] <Jamster> You take note of each machine, the Alchmiter, Totem Lathe, Cruxtruder, and Punch Designix.
  47. [00:54] <Adrian_Erabos> *what you mean? :?
  48. [00:54] <Jamster> ((You've entered, correct?))
  49. [00:55] <bucolicBunyan> All u ever talk about is u gettin peeps to watch me!!!!
  50. [00:55] <bucolicBunyan> ((yup))
  51. [00:55] * bucolicBunyan clicks on the alchemiter
  52. [00:55] <Jamster> You notice that all four of these machines are in your house.
  53. [00:55] <Jamster> As you click on the Alchmiter, it becomes attached to your mouse.
  54. [00:55] <Adrian_Erabos> *wont go into that 'gain, C.
  55. [00:55] <Jamster> Adrian cannot see it.
  56. [00:56] <bucolicBunyan> Okay Imma do shit to ur shit now!!!!
  57. [00:56] <bucolicBunyan> Get ready!!! :DDDD
  58. [00:56] <bucolicBunyan> ((house description?))
  59. [00:57] <Adrian_Erabos> ((oh fuck.... well, ill give a simple one for now. there's a rather big spatious lobby with a wide couch in front of a flatscreen, free space between a dining table and the rest of the room, there are various doors leading into a smallish kitchen a fucking huge bedroom with a huge bed, and the bathroom, there's a door in the bedroom leading into a narrow but big room that kind of looks like a lab))
  60. [00:58] <Adrian_Erabos> ((there's a general mess but everything seems to have some sort of flow))
  61. [00:59] * bucolicBunyan puts the alchemiter smack in the center of the lobby/lounge, blocking the TV
  62. [01:00] * Adrian_Erabos comes out of the bathroom and takes another sip, the groans
  63. [01:00] <Adrian_Erabos> *wtf is that, C?
  64. [01:00] <bucolicBunyan> The stuff!!!! :DDDD
  65. [01:00] <Adrian_Erabos> *no, seryously. the fuck is that?
  66. [01:00] <Jamster> Adrian bears a big THUNK as the machine is placed down.
  67. [01:00] <bucolicBunyan> Theres a buncha this shit I gotta dump in ur house!!!
  68. [01:00] <Adrian_Erabos> *can you not cover anything importante, porfavor?
  69. [01:01] <Adrian_Erabos> *cant really expect you to keep your palabra
  70. [01:01] <bucolicBunyan> This thingy looks kinda like one of those apple peeler thingys!!!
  71. [01:01] <bucolicBunyan> Ill put it in ur kitchen for u
  72. [01:01] * bucolicBunyan puts the totem lathe in the smallish kitchen, basically taking up all the floorspace
  73. [01:01] <Jamster> THUNK
  74. [01:02] <Adrian_Erabos> *that was otra de esas things right?
  75. [01:02] * Adrian_Erabos facepalms
  76. [01:03] * Adrian_Erabos sits down on the couch and props his feet up in the big giant machine
  77. [01:03] <bucolicBunyan> Tries to move some of the mess out of the way in the bedroom
  78. [01:03] <bucolicBunyan> ((oops that was supposed to be /me))
  79. [01:03] <Adrian_Erabos> >you pick up a few dropped clothes and stuff like that
  80. [01:04] * bucolicBunyan tries to toss the stuff into the corner of the room by the door
  81. [01:05] <Adrian_Erabos> >you do so
  82. [01:05] * bucolicBunyan plops the cruxtathingymabob in the bedroom
  83. [01:05] <Adrian_Erabos> *so... what are this hunks of metal for? no parecen ser muy compactos
  84. [01:06] <Jamster> THUNK
  85. [01:02] <Adrian_Erabos> *that was otra de esas things right?
  86. [01:02] * Adrian_Erabos facepalms
  87. [01:03] * Adrian_Erabos sits down on the couch and props his feet up in the big giant machine
  88. [01:03] <bucolicBunyan> Tries to move some of the mess out of the way in the bedroom
  89. [01:03] <bucolicBunyan> ((oops that was supposed to be /me))
  90. [01:03] <Adrian_Erabos> >you pick up a few dropped clothes and stuff like that
  91. [01:04] * bucolicBunyan tries to toss the stuff into the corner of the room by the door
  92. [01:05] <Adrian_Erabos> >you do so
  93. [01:05] * bucolicBunyan plops the cruxtathingymabob in the bedroom
  94. [01:05] <Adrian_Erabos> *so... what are this hunks of metal for? no parecen ser muy compactos
  95. [01:06] <Jamster> THUNK
  96. [01:06] <bucolicBunyan> Idk the fuX goin on with them!!!
  97. [01:06] <bucolicBunyan> Theyre just shit u need for stuff
  98. [01:06] <Adrian_Erabos> *oh, but ofc
  99. [01:06] <bucolicBunyan> This thingy I put in ur bedroom its gonna have a timer thingy on it!!!! DDDD:
  100. [01:07] <bucolicBunyan> U gotta do the stuff before then or u get Xploded!!! DDDD:
  101. [01:07] * Adrian_Erabos stands up and enters the room, finishing his beer
  102. [01:07] <bucolicBunyan> Guess what I can dooooo???????
  103. [01:07] <Adrian_Erabos> *according to the guy that was here a while ago, the explosiones happen no matter what
  104. [01:07] <Jamster> You notice the machine in your room. It has a wheel and a chimney like thing attached to it. There's a blank screen under the wheel.
  105. [01:08] <bucolicBunyan> I got a surpriiiise for u!!! :DDD
  106. [01:08] <Adrian_Erabos> *yo, Carcar, the timer thing is blank
  107. [01:08] * bucolicBunyan clicks on some of the pile of clothes and stuff and waves her cursor around Adrian's head
  108. [01:08] <bucolicBunyan> We gotta open the thing first!!!
  109. [01:08] <Adrian_Erabos> *just get it over wit---
  110. [01:08] <Adrian_Erabos> FUCK!
  111. [01:08] <Jamster> The clothes fly around Adrian'# head.
  112. [01:09] <bucolicBunyan> :DDDDD
  113. [01:09] * Adrian_Erabos takes his gun out of its holster and aims it at the clothes
  114. [01:09] * Adrian_Erabos SLOOOOWLY holsters the gun again
  115. [01:09] * bucolicBunyan boofs Adrian right in the face with the clothes
  116. [01:10] <Adrian_Erabos> *dont fucking scare me like that. never
  117. [01:10] <bucolicBunyan> U really thaaaat paranoid bout ur own shirts n shit???
  118. [01:10] <bucolicBunyan> Shit man
  119. [01:10] <Adrian_Erabos> *security systems everywhere you kno?
  120. [01:10] <Adrian_Erabos> *can you see them?
  121. [01:10] <Adrian_Erabos> *can you see them?
  122. [01:11] <bucolicBunyan> Course I can!!!!
  123. [01:11] <Adrian_Erabos> *k so.... just do the rest of the things
  124. [01:11] <bucolicBunyan> Ur probs too muchuva wimp to get this shitty thing open urself so Ill just help u!!!!
  125. [01:12] * bucolicBunyan grabs Adrians huge bed and drops it on top of the tube lid thingy
  126. [01:12] <Adrian_Erabos> ...
  127. [01:12] <Jamster> Roll for perform.
  128. [01:12] <Adrian_Erabos> im gonna fuching kill this girl.
  129. [01:12] <bucolicBunyan> roll 1d20+1
  130. [01:12] <`DICE> bucolicBunyan rolled 1d20+1 [ 1d20=1 ]{2}
  131. [01:12] <bucolicBunyan> ((awwwww yissssss))
  132. [01:13] <Jamster> You drop the bed on top of the thing, and the floor beneath it CRACKS.
  133. [01:13] <Jamster> The Cruxtruder sinks into the floor a little, and the bed Snaps in half.
  134. [01:14] <Adrian_Erabos> *you are SOOOOOOOOOOOOO dead you know right?
  135. [01:14] <bucolicBunyan> Can u tell if the lid came off?????
  136. [01:14] <Adrian_Erabos> *this shit costed money
  137. [01:14] <bucolicBunyan> Guess what duuuuuude?????
  138. [01:14] <bucolicBunyan> Money doesnt mean shit anymore!!!!
  139. [01:14] <bucolicBunyan> MaddoX said u can just make all the fuckin stuff u want in this game!!!!
  140. [01:15] <bucolicBunyan> :DDDDD
  141. [01:15] <Adrian_Erabos> *if i ever find you again, im breakin your bed
  142. [01:15] <bucolicBunyan> :OOOOO
  143. [01:15] <bucolicBunyan> Oh fuck Im sooooo scared!!!!
  144. [01:15] <bucolicBunyan> Ill jus make another one
  145. [01:15] <Adrian_Erabos> *well, in that case you owe me a fucking bed
  146. [01:16] <bucolicBunyan> I dont owe u anythin!!!! :((((
  147. [01:16] <bucolicBunyan> Im saving ur life duuuuude!!!!
  148. [01:16] <bucolicBunyan> That p much covers everythin!!!
  149. [01:16] <Adrian_Erabos> *and you rompiste my cama!
  150. [01:17] <bucolicBunyan> QUE TRISTE
  151. [01:17] <Adrian_Erabos> *the damn thing didn't even open!!!!!!
  152. [01:17] <bucolicBunyan> Now lets get the fuck on with this shit
  153. [01:17] <Adrian_Erabos> *con un carajo carmen,
  154. [01:17] * bucolicBunyan lifts the bed up to see if the lid opened
  155. [01:18] <Jamster> The lid did not open.
  156. [01:18] * bucolicBunyan tries again
  157. [01:19] * Adrian_Erabos props himself up on the damn thing and shoots the lid
  158. [01:20] <bucolicBunyan> roll 1d20+1
  159. [01:20] <`DICE> bucolicBunyan rolled 1d20+1 [ 1d20=11 ]{12}
  160. [01:20] <Jamster> You shoot the thing, but it still fails to open.
  161. [01:21] <bucolicBunyan> ((bed try?))
  162. [01:22] <Jamster> The bed failed to open it too.
  163. [01:22] * bucolicBunyan looks around the room and nearby rooms for anything heavy
  164. [01:22] * bucolicBunyan looks for a safe
  165. [01:22] <Adrian_Erabos> ((there is indeed a small safe serving as a bedside table))
  166. [01:23] <Jamster> ((Wait, have you turned the valve yet/))
  167. [01:23] <Adrian_Erabos> ((cant do so without opening the lid))
  168. [01:23] <Adrian_Erabos> ((i think carmen knows that))
  169. [01:23] <bucolicBunyan> ((Carmen had to give hers a huge whack with her axe to get it to open))
  170. [01:24] <Jamster> ((Ye, after you turn the valve))
  171. [01:24] <Jamster> ((Or am I wrong))
  172. [01:24] <bucolicBunyan> ((the valve tries to spit the cruxite out but that can't happen while the lid is on))
  173. [01:24] <bucolicBunyan> ((it's the other order, lid off first, then valve to extrude the crux))
  174. [01:24] <bucolicBunyan> ((the wheel just continuously spits out cruxite when turned, but that doesn't do anything when the lid is on))
  175. [01:24] <TornSkippito> ((though you can theoretically turn the handle hard enough to shove the lid off using the crux))
  176. [01:24] <bucolicBunyan> ((#Equius))
  177. [01:25] <Archive> ((can confirm, C3S1 str players did so))
  178. [01:25] <Jamster> ((You have to turn the valve first to get the lid to be able to come off I thought?))
  179. [01:25] <TornSkippito> ((nope))
  180. [01:25] <bucolicBunyan> ((not that I am aware))
  181. [01:25] <Adrian_Erabos> ((nopes))
  182. [01:25] <TornSkippito> ((See: John and Rose's Entries))
  183. [01:25] <Jamster> ((Yep, just checked nevermind.))
  184. [01:25] * bucolicBunyan picks up the safe
  185. [01:25] <Jamster> Despite popular belief, the lid actually came off when Adrians hot it.
  186. [01:26] <bucolicBunyan> ((nuuuuuu I wanted safe :P))
  187. [01:26] <Adrian_Erabos> *was it THAT hard?
  188. [01:26] * Adrian_Erabos turns the lid now that there's nothing obstructing the tube
  189. [01:27] <bucolicBunyan> S not like I knew shootin it would work!!!!
  190. [01:27] <Jamster> As you turn the valve, a cylinder pops up, along with a purple orb!
  191. [01:27] <Jamster> The orb floats in the middle of the air.
  192. [01:27] <Adrian_Erabos> *...what the fuck is that?
  193. [01:28] <Adrian_Erabos> *the fuck is happening with my life today
  194. [01:28] <bucolicBunyan> ((purple or tealish? Adrian types in teal))
  195. [01:28] <bucolicBunyan> That thing is the fuckin worst!!!!! DDDD:
  196. [01:28] <Jamster> ((Tealish, my bad.))
  197. [01:28] <bucolicBunyan> Jus ignore it n hope it doesnt do anything!!!
  198. [01:28] <bucolicBunyan> If you chuck shit at it then it might stop botherin u!!!!
  199. [01:28] <Adrian_Erabos> *but... wtf is it?
  200. [01:29] <bucolicBunyan> Fuck if I know!!!!
  201. [01:29] <Adrian_Erabos> *oh
  202. [01:29] * Adrian_Erabos grabs a shirt from the ground and throws it at the sprite
  203. [01:29] <bucolicBunyan> Its annoying n it flashing like a fuckin strobe light so I hate it!!!!
  204. [01:29] <bucolicBunyan> Mine almost killed me!!!!!!
  205. [01:30] <Adrian_Erabos> *strobe lights? like these?
  206. [01:30] * bucolicBunyan tries clicking on the annoying ball thing
  207. [01:30] <Jamster> The sprite dodges the shirt.
  208. [01:30] * Adrian_Erabos presses a button on his wall and a lights system begins well... strobe-ing
  209. [01:30] <Jamster> The orb dances along with the strobe light.
  210. [01:30] <bucolicBunyan> FUUUUUUUUCK
  211. [01:31] <Adrian_Erabos> *cool shit, right?
  212. [01:31] * bucolicBunyan closes her eyes as her computer screen proceeds to flip the fuck out
  213. [01:31] * Adrian_Erabos presses the button again, the ligths turn off
  214. [01:31] * bucolicBunyan begins clicking on random stuff while clamping her eyes shut
  215. [01:31] <Jamster> The orb is still dancing.
  216. [01:31] * Adrian_Erabos goes into the lab and grabs a small canister of sopor
  217. [01:31] <Adrian_Erabos> yo. light thing, you want some?
  218. [01:32] <Jamster> The orb thing denies you. The orb thing also thinks less of you. Don't do drugs kids.
  219. [01:33] * bucolicBunyan continues clicking on random things with her eyes shut
  220. [01:33] <Adrian_Erabos> cool cool.
  221. [01:33] <Adrian_Erabos> so... wtf are you?
  222. [01:33] <Jamster> The orb just floats there.
  223. [01:33] <Jamster> Roll for Perform Bucolic.
  224. [01:34] <bucolicBunyan> roll 1d20+1
  225. [01:34] <`DICE> bucolicBunyan rolled 1d20+1 [ 1d20=12 ]{13}
  226. [01:34] <Jamster> You luckily don't do anything dumb while randomly clicking. You just make a little mess with the clothes.
  227. [01:34] <Jamster> Adrian also notices the blank screen has numbers on it now.
  228. [01:34] <Jamster> 3:18
  229. [01:35] * Adrian_Erabos picks up the cylinder
  230. [01:35] * bucolicBunyan cracks her eyes open
  231. [01:35] * bucolicBunyan stops clicking on random things
  232. [01:35] <bucolicBunyan> OH FUUUUUUUUUUCK!!!!
  233. [01:35] <bucolicBunyan> TIMER TIME!!!!
  234. [01:35] * bucolicBunyan frantically looks around for the card thingy she used
  235. [01:36] <Jamster> You find it in the other tab.
  236. [01:36] <Adrian_Erabos> *cool... so the cylinder. what bout it?
  237. [01:36] <bucolicBunyan> TAKE IT TO THE APPLE PEELER THINGY!!!!
  238. [01:37] <bucolicBunyan> GOGOGOGOGO
  239. [01:37] * Adrian_Erabos goes to the kitchen
  240. [01:37] * bucolicBunyan takes the card, sweeping everything off of the kitchen counter and placing it on the counter
  241. [01:37] * Adrian_Erabos facepalms as he has to climb around the machine.
  242. [01:37] <Jamster> The orb follows you as you move.
  243. [01:38] * Adrian_Erabos throws a half full can at the orb that was lying in the counter
  244. [01:38] <Adrian_Erabos> STOP FOLLOWING!!!!
  245. [01:39] <Jamster> The orb dodges your can. You think you see Dikembe Mutombo's face in the orb for a brief second.
  246. [01:39] <bucolicBunyan> TAKE THE CARD THINGY AND STICK IT IN THE SLOT THINGY!!!
  247. [01:40] <bucolicBunyan> U GOTTA HIT THE BUTTON TO MAKE THE SHIT!!!
  248. [01:40] * Adrian_Erabos does so with a bit of hurry
  249. [01:41] <Jamster> The machine makes an odd buzzing sound.
  250. [01:41] <Jamster> You see a spot where you think the cylinder could go.
  251. [01:41] <Adrian_Erabos> sigh.
  252. [01:42] * Adrian_Erabos puts the weird glassy cylinder on the thing
  253. [01:42] * Adrian_Erabos presses the button again
  254. [01:43] <Jamster> The machine carves the weird glassy cylinder thing.
  255. [01:43] * Adrian_Erabos takes out the modern art piece
  256. [01:43] <Adrian_Erabos> *SOOOOOO...?!
  257. [01:44] <bucolicBunyan> U gotta take it to that thingy I put in ur living room!!!!!
  258. [01:44] <bucolicBunyan> It does a thing to make a thing!!!! :OOOO
  259. [01:44] * Adrian_Erabos half-runs to his living room and puts the cylinder in its apparent platform
  260. [01:46] <Jamster> ((TFW I'm dumb and never think of the object ahead of time. Give me a second.))
  261. [01:46] <bucolicBunyan> A thing is gonna pop up and u gotta figure out whatchu gotta to to it!!!!
  262. [01:46] <Adrian_Erabos> *cool cool
  263. [01:46] <bucolicBunyan> Idk the fuX gonna pop out tho!!! DDDD:
  264. [01:47] <Adrian_Erabos> *sigh, why do i even bother?
  265. [01:47] <bucolicBunyan> ???????
  266. [01:47] * Adrian_Erabos picks up motorcycle helmet and throws it at the orb
  267. [01:47] <Jamster> The machine begins scanning the carved cylinder.
  268. [01:47] <Adrian_Erabos> *why wont this thing stop following me?!
  269. [01:47] <Jamster> The orb tries to dodge, but it misses!
  270. [01:47] <Jamster> *fails to dodge
  271. [01:48] <Jamster> The orb suddenly absorbs your helmet, becoming HelmetSprite!
  272. [01:48] <Jamster> You hear a noise behind you.
  273. [01:48] <Jamster> You notice three tealish balls lying on the center platform.
  274. [01:49] <Jamster> Each one has a different symbol on them. There's a star, an octopus, and a flame.
  275. [01:49] * Adrian_Erabos picks up one of the balls
  276. [01:49] <Adrian_Erabos> ....the fuck...?
  277. [01:50] <bucolicBunyan> Ill tryn keep this fucker away from u while u figure that shit out!!!
  278. [01:50] <Jamster> The ball feels quite light.
  279. [01:50] <bucolicBunyan> What the fuck are they???
  280. [01:50] * Adrian_Erabos picks up the other balls
  281. [01:50] <Adrian_Erabos> *i dunno?
  282. [01:50] <Adrian_Erabos> *you tell me
  283. [01:51] <bucolicBunyan> Well u gotta so something withem!!!!
  284. [01:51] <Jamster> Each ball feels equally light.
  285. [01:51] * Adrian_Erabos throws one of the balls in the air and catches it again
  286. [01:52] <Jamster> You feel a very large rumble as you do so, but it stops as soon you catch it.
  287. [01:52] * Adrian_Erabos throws all the balls into the air
  288. [01:53] <Adrian_Erabos> wtf am i doing with my life
  289. [01:53] * bucolicBunyan tries clicking on the ball in the air
  290. [01:53] <Jamster> You throw all the balls in the air.
  291. [01:53] <Jamster> Oh god, what now
  292. [01:53] * Adrian_Erabos unholsters his gun and shoots one of the balls
  293. [01:54] <Jamster> Uh
  294. [01:54] <Jamster> Roll to hit
  295. [01:54] <`DICE> Jamster rolled to hit error: malformed expression
  296. [01:54] <Adrian_Erabos> roll 1d20+3
  297. [01:54] <`DICE> Adrian_Erabos rolled 1d20+3 [ 1d20=2 ]{5}
  298. [01:54] <Adrian_Erabos> ((well.. fuck))
  299. [01:55] <Jamster> You miss terribly. You actually hit the cruxtruder some how.
  300. [01:55] <bucolicBunyan> What are u doin?????
  301. [01:55] <Adrian_Erabos> *IDK!
  302. [01:55] <bucolicBunyan> HOLY SHIT that was such a bad shot!!!!!
  303. [01:55] <bucolicBunyan> U want me to hold one for u????
  304. [01:55] <Adrian_Erabos> *IM NERVOUS K?
  305. [01:55] <Adrian_Erabos> *SURE!
  306. [01:56] * bucolicBunyan clicks on one of the balls to hold it still in the air
  307. [01:56] <Jamster> You try to click on one of the balls, but find that you are unable to!
  308. [01:56] <Adrian_Erabos> *any ideas?
  309. [01:56] <bucolicBunyan> I cant pick them up for some reason!!!! DDDD:
  310. [01:57] <Adrian_Erabos> *oh ffs
  311. [01:57] <bucolicBunyan> Stomp on them????
  312. [01:57] <bucolicBunyan> Try biting them??????
  313. [01:57] <bucolicBunyan> Shoot them on the ground??????
  314. [01:57] <Adrian_Erabos> *juggling?
  315. [01:57] <bucolicBunyan> IDK!!!!
  316. [01:57] * Adrian_Erabos attempts to juggle the balls
  317. [01:58] <`DICE> Adrian_Erabos rolled 1d20+2 [ 1d20=6 ]{8}
  318. [01:59] <Adrian_Erabos> ((oh fuck. such bad rolls))
  319. [01:59] == Nos_The_Person [[email protected]] has quit [Quit: http://www.kiwiirc.com/ - A hand crafted IRC client]
  320. [01:59] <Jamster> You try to juggle the balls, but you do so very slowly and shittly. You have obviously never juggled before in your life.
  321. [01:59] <Jamster> However, the objects are happy that you tried.
  322. [01:59] <Jamster> You are BLINDED by a white flash!
  323. [01:59] <Jamster> Your whole house shakes!
  324. [01:59] <Jamster> Congratulations, you have entered!
  325. [01:59] <Adrian_Erabos> *i tried
  326. [02:00] <bucolicBunyan> :OOOOOOOOOO
  327. [02:00] <Jamster> You gain 20 exp, and are now level 2!
  328. [02:00] <bucolicBunyan> YAAAAAAY!!!!!!!!
  329. [02:00] <Adrian_Erabos> *did that do the... what?
  330. [02:00] <bucolicBunyan> NOW U DONT GET xPLODED!!!!
  331. [02:00] <Adrian_Erabos> *did i do the thing?
  332. [02:00] <bucolicBunyan> U did the thing :))))
  333. [02:00] <bucolicBunyan> Now ur gonna be a in a neeeeeeew place!!!! :DDDD
  334. [02:00] <Adrian_Erabos> *well.... ffs this was annoying, i actually feel like sleeping for once in like 10 years
  335. [02:01] <bucolicBunyan> Dont go the fuck to sleep yet!!!!!
  336. [02:01] <bucolicBunyan> U gotta see where u are!!!!! DDDD:
  337. [02:01] <Adrian_Erabos> *its figurative, C
  338. [02:01] <bucolicBunyan> Its so exciting!!!!!
  339. [02:01] <Adrian_Erabos> *sighhhhhhh
  340. [02:01] <Adrian_Erabos> *you are annoying you know right?
  341. [02:02] <bucolicBunyan> Pssssssssssh
  342. [02:02] * Adrian_Erabos heads to the window
  343. [02:02] <bucolicBunyan> I just saved ur life!!!
  344. [02:02] <bucolicBunyan> That sounds p not annoying to meeee
  345. [02:03] <bucolicBunyan> There now u cant say I put a death sentence n shit on ur head.....
  346. [02:03] <bucolicBunyan> S all good now k?
  347. [02:03] <Adrian_Erabos> *alright, gotta admit this was kind of fun k?
  348. [02:03] <Adrian_Erabos> this wasn't fun at all
  349. [02:04] <bucolicBunyan> ((does Carmen have audio?))
  350. [02:04] <Adrian_Erabos> ((nopes))
  351. [02:04] <Adrian_Erabos> ((john and rose had to communicate through chat, apparently they didn't have audio))
  352. [02:05] <bucolicBunyan> I mean the whole fuckin mess isnt really fun at all!!!
  353. [02:05] <bucolicBunyan> Xept for being able to make ur stuff float around :PPPP
  354. [02:05] <Adrian_Erabos> *i still want a bed
  355. [02:05] <bucolicBunyan> Thats p fun!!!
  356. [02:06] <bucolicBunyan> U got a huge fuckin couch for now I guess.....
  357. [02:06] <Adrian_Erabos> *good point
  358. [02:06] <bucolicBunyan> I was trying to help!!!!
  359. [02:07] <Adrian_Erabos> *sigh....
  360. [02:07] <Adrian_Erabos> *thanks carmen
  361. [02:08] <Adrian_Erabos> im so going to kill you
  362. [02:08] <bucolicBunyan> Ur welcome!!!!!!
  363. [02:08] <bucolicBunyan> :(((((((
  364. [02:08] <Adrian_Erabos> maybe not, but the point stands
  365. [02:08] <Adrian_Erabos> ((remember. no audio))
  366. [02:08] <bucolicBunyan> ((oh I didn't see the no asterisk there))
  367. [02:08] <bucolicBunyan> I can see u mumbling shit there!!!!
  368. [02:09] <Adrian_Erabos> probs wont, as annoying as you are you are still kind of---
  369. [02:09] <bucolicBunyan> Dont really give a fuck whatchur saying so u just keep doin whatevs
  370. [02:09] <Adrian_Erabos> *what? k
  371. [02:09] <bucolicBunyan> Whaddya see out the window????
  372. [02:09] <Adrian_Erabos> i dunno?
  373. [02:09] * Adrian_Erabos looks out
  374. [02:09] <Adrian_Erabos> ==END?==
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