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- // ==UserScript==
- // @name aragon sucks dicks on a daily basis
- // @namespace Selbi
- // @include http*://*fimfiction.net/*
- // @version 18.10.2015
- // @grant none
- // @description Because of how Math.random() works, the default case can't ever be reached.
- // ==/UserScript==
- $("span, a.title, a.story_link, div.left>ul>li, div.description>p").each(function(){
- aragonsucksdicks(this);
- });
- function aragonsucksdicks(ohmygoddidyouknowheswallowedwholelastnightanddidntevensaythanks) {
- var randomdicks = Math.floor(Math.random() * 10);
- var aragonsdicks = "ARAGON ";
- switch(randomdicks) {
- case 0: aragonsdicks += "SUCKS DICKS ON A DAILY BASIS"; break;
- case 1: aragonsdicks += "PLAYED CHESS AGAINST HIMSELF AND LOST ON BOTH SIDES"; break;
- case 2: aragonsdicks += "WOULD MASTURBATE TO CARROT PORN"; break;
- case 3: aragonsdicks += "ACTUALLY KISSED HIS WALL WHILE SINGING PINK FLOYD"; break;
- case 4: aragonsdicks += "AGREES THAT SELBI IS THE KING"; break;
- case 5: aragonsdicks += "FURIOSLY MAKES OUT WITH HIS PILLOW AS WE SPEAK"; break;
- case 6: aragonsdicks += "FARTED IN HIS OWN FACE TO CHECK IF HE'S BIOLOGICALLY DISPOSABLE"; break;
- case 7: aragonsdicks += "LISTENS TO SMOOTH JAZZ WHILE POOPING"; break;
- case 8: aragonsdicks += "SET HIMSELF ON FIRE WHILE RUNNING THROUGH THE STREETS NAKED"; break;
- case 9: aragonsdicks += "PENETRATED HIS COMPUTER AND SINCE THEN HIS AUDIO SOCKET DOESN'T WORK"; break;
- default: aragonsdicks += "is actually a pretty cool dude.";
- }
- $(ohmygoddidyouknowheswallowedwholelastnightanddidntevensaythanks).text(aragonsdicks);
- }
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