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- On a warm summer's evenin
- On a train bound for Evo
- I met up with the smasher
- We were both too tired to sleep
- So we took turns a-playin
- Melee matches on CRT
- The boredom overtook us, he began to speak
- He said, "Son, I've won two Evos
- Thanks to readin' people's inputs
- Knowin' what their moves were
- By the way they held their eyes
- So if you don't mind me sayin'
- I can see you trying Mangles
- For a taste of your whiskey
- I'll give you some advice"
- So I handed him my bottle
- And he drank down my last swallow
- Then he bummed a cigarette
- And asked me for a light
- And the night got deathly quiet
- And his faced lost all expression
- He said, "If you're gonna play Melee, boy
- You gotta learn to play it right
- You've got to know when to Hax dash
- Know when to down smash
- Know when to walk away
- Know when to run
- You never count your money
- When you're sittin' at the setup
- There'll be time enough for countin'
- When the tourney's done
- Every Smasher knows
- That the secret to survivin'
- Is knowin' when to go deep
- And knowin' when to camp
- 'Cause every moves's a winner
- And every one's a loser
- And the best that you can hope for
- Is to not go 0 [pronounced Oh] and two
- And when he finished speakin'
- He turned back toward the window
- Crushed out his cigarette
- And faded off to sleep
- And somewhere in the darkness
- The smasher got edgeguarded
- And in his final words
- I found an ace that I could keep
- You've got to know when to Hax dash
- Know when to down smash
- Know when to walk away
- Know when to run
- You never count your money
- When you're sittin' at the setup
- There'll be time enough for countin'
- When the tourney's done
- You've got to know when to Hax dash
- (When to Hax dash)
- Know when to down smash
- (When to down smash)
- Know when to walk away
- Know when to run
- You never count your money
- When you're sittin' at the setup
- There'll be time enough for countin'
- When the tourney's done
- You've got to know when to Hax dash
- Know when to down smash
- Know when to walk away
- Know when to run
- You never count your money
- When you're sittin' at the setup
- There'll be time enough for countin'
- When the tourney's done
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