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- > Be big fan of loz for a long time.
- > Poorfag cant but games regularly.
- > Birthday this week.
- > Best friend gets you oot 3d as he knew you wanted it for a while.
- > Parents buy you fluffy pony thinking you need companionship.
- > yellow mane green fluff male fluff to young to talk yet
- >to fluffy pony standard, only has a few phrases “nummies, daddy, poopies”
- >Sits on your shoulder all the time when you play a lot eyes even gone slightly mucked up from 3d games.
- > Don’t mind about eyes, looks cute.
- > He probably cant see the 3d screen but I explain whats going on how link fights the baddies and saves the princess.
- > Little guy loves it even if he does have sleeping troubles from the re-dead’s
- Few days later
- >Fluffy has grown considerably, can talk reasonably and can talk as fluently as most fluffs
- > Probably learned from the tv shows you leave on for him to watch when your at work.
- > Leave for work one day.
- > Come back seeing fluff in living room swinging a stick around shouting
- “go way munsta’s, I safe pwincess daddie!”
- > Lol little idiot still doesn’t inderstand genders.
- “hya! I am zewda!”
- > ohnoyoufuckingdidn’t.jpeg
- “what did you just say?”
- > He cowers seeing I am angry
- “What wong d-d-daddie? I say I zewda”
- > I thought I taught him well, and then this betrayal.
- > How dare he.
- “His name… HIS NAME IS LINK!”
- > pick him up and put him in the sorry box.
- > He starts wailing bawling that he’s sorry.
- > Use internet enough to know they drown as easily as one two three.
- >Make a small scale water temple out of boxes and tubing to make cannals.
- > Takes a few hours, make it pretty well.
- > Make it more authentic by placing printouts of the monsters in there.
- > to top it off have a sock puppet that can go up through the floor in a room with ganons face with a nail through bottom for final boss.
- > Let him loose giving him back his stick
- > If you want to save the world you must beat the temple.
- > I will be watching you, you must not fail me.
- > intrepid fluffy link sets off, on three occasions falls into the inch of water being pulled out by me to imitate respawns.
- > each time had to resuscitate a lot of work but worth it.
- > Shits self many times after seeing monsters.
- > The smell of sweet revenge will be worth it afterwards.
- > After 2 hours terrified fluffy crosses the tiny 3 foot water temple.
- > Gets to “boss room”
- > get out ipod with speakers and play boss music and close door behind.
- > /fluffy sees ganon assend from the floor and in my terrible impresion of what I assume his voice sounds like I boom
- “What is his name?”
- > Fluffy hesitates for a moment then says terrified
- “zewda?”
- > Smash nail into fluffy hoof.
- > Ask again
- > Through sobbing and bawling clutching hoof, answers the same again.
- > Repeat again and on the last hoof he wracks his brain and replies
- “wink?”
- > Improper pronunciation bugs you but you are a fair god to the tiny fluff ball.
- >Stand up and say 2ith genuine happiness
- “Well done! Your just like…
- > And your sure to over pronounce this next word.
- “Link.”
- > Fluffy weakly smiles then you pick It up and take it for a bath, which is easy for a fluffy thanks to blood loss causing weakness
- > Give it spagethi tonight and live a happy and (for a fluffy) long life.
- > Still the never seems up for playing loz anymore, oh well his loss.
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