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- >Live in first floor apartment in the city.
- >Get fluffy pony from adoption center.
- >Lavender colored mare.
- >Apperantly adoption center let fluffy ponies play outside for exercise.
- >Fluffy pony loves outside time.
- >Not in this neighborhood.
- >Too many cars.
- >Too many stray dogs.
- >No safe yard for fluffy to play in.
- >Fluffy pony not allowed outside.
- >Heartbreaking for fluffy pony.
- >Sits in window, whimpering.
- >Begs every day "Owside pwease?"
- "No. You can only go outside when we visit Grandma & Grandpa in the country."
- >This is weekly, but not often enough for fluffy pony.
- >One day, religionists come to the door.
- "Can we share the good news about Jebus?"
- >Fluffy pony sees her chance.
- >Try to foot block, but fluffy pony escapes, happily squealing "Owside!"
- >Shove religionists away from door.
- "Stupid fuckers. I'm going to make a $200 donation to the free abortion clinic in your name."
- >Go searching for fluffy pony.
- >Three hours later, success.
- >Find her in an alley, being humped furiously by a dirty blue stallion.
- >Fluff is damp, matted down enough on both fluffies to allow genital contact.
- >Smack stray stallion away.
- >Runs down alley, yelping and crying.
- >Lavender looks up at me innocently.
- >"Daddy pway owside?"
- "No. Bad fluffy is going back home."
- >Snatch up fluffy pony by fluff.
- >Cries in pain and fear.
- >Cries more when she gets a hot bath.
- >Cries even more when she gets spanking with sorry stick.
- >Sent to bed, no treats, no huggies tonight.
- >Have to take her to the vet now.
- >Appointment with veterinarian next week.
- >Lavender mare hates going to the vet.
- >Thinks she's still being punished for going outside.
- >Good...want to make an impression on her.
- >Vet gives check-up.
- >Thermometer up da butt.
- >Gagged with tongue depressor.
- >Bright light in eyes.
- >Lavender cries and whines the whole time.
- "I need a blood test too, I think she may be pregnant."
- >Vet replies "We can do that with urine."
- >Fluffy pony looks at you with sorrowful, begging eyes.
- >"Pwease pee-pee test."
- "No. Bad fluffy ponies get their blood taken."
- >Vet understands.
- >Vet readies big scary needle.
- "This is what happens to bad fluffies who go outside."
- >Lavender cries. "Sowee daddy...pwease no needwe! Scawy!"
- "Are you going to go outside again?"
- >Dumb fluffy pony still doesn't get it.
- >"Yes, yes! Owside, pwease!" Hopping excitedly.
- "Stab her Doc."
- >Fluffy pony squeals in pain as blood is drawn.
- >Half hour later; results.
- >The little slut is knocked up.
- >Veterinarian asks "You want to terminate? It's easy."
- >Think for a moment.
- >Have a better idea.
- "No, I think I'll let her go full term."
- >Vet explains the difficulties of taking a mare to full term while avoiding fluffsplosion.
- >Provides you with pamphlets & special vitamins.
- >Wishes you luck.
- >Take Lavender home.
- >Fluffy pony is confused at dinner time.
- >Healthier food, plus vitamins on the side.
- >"Why diffwent nummies?"
- >"Vitamimms yucky."
- "You have to eat healthier now because the baby is coming."
- >Fluffy pony is overjoyed at thought of a baby.
- >Takes stupid fluffy a week to understand she is having the baby, not you.
- >Time passes.
- >Fluffy pony getting bigger.
- >Eating loads now.
- >Taking every precaution.
- >No rough play.
- >Limited huggies.
- >Frequent vet visits.
- >Finally, the day arrives.
- >Shave fluffy pony hindquarters.
- >Traumatic for any fluffy pony.
- >Keep Lavender calm by reminding her the baby is coming.
- >It's time.
- >Push on belly to maneuver foal into birth position.
- >Well lubed finger up fluffy pony vag.
- >Lavender whimpers and cries.
- >Gently slide wet fluffy foal out onto towel.
- >"Dat my baby?" she whispers in awe.
- Nope.jpg
- >Snatch newborn foal away before she has a chance to nuzzle it.
- >Foal squeaks, already knows fear.
- "Bad fluffies who disobey and go outside don't get to keep their babies!"
- >Lavender is freaking out. "Nooo! Pwease give baby! Baby needs mummy!"
- >Carry foal to front door, Lavender scrambles to follow.
- >Still bleeding from vag.
- >Put tiny foal out on sidewalk. Slam door.
- >"Noo! Owside dangewous for baby! Pwease give baby back, pwease!"
- "No. Baby came because bad fluffy pony disobeyed daddy and went outside. Now baby has to stay outside."
- >Lavender scratches at glass door frantically with tiny hooves.
- >Newborn foal squeaks...squirms around looking for its mother.
- >Crows find it first.
- >"Bwack biwdies go 'way!" screams Lavender, nearly gagging on her own tears.
- >The crows do not go away.
- >The crows feast.
- >Tiny foal is gone.
- "Why did this happen, Lavender?"
- >Fluffy pony is crying too hard to answer.
- >Make her answer.
- "Why did this happen, Lavender?"
- >"Becauwse Lavendew bad fluffy. Lavendew go owside" she cries.
- "So the baby had to die, right?"
- >"Yes...baby die becauwse Lavendew bad, go outside. Sowwee baby."
- >Later that day, no milk for coffee.
- >Shave around fluffy pony crotchboob.
- >Milk titty for coffee.
- >everythingwentbetterthanexpected.jpg
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