(FR) Dangerously Bubbly (C)

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>your name is Anon now because I said so
>landing in Equestria was both the best and worst thing to happen to you
>you managed to make a lot of friends in Ponyville, but some time ago you wanted something more
>her
>that blonde maned wall-eyed mailmare
>you weren't a horsefucker before coming to Equestria as is custom for an Anonymous human, but... damn
>that bubble flank had your name written all over it
>after a couple days of work, mostly from her not understanding your advances, you managed to bed the happy-go-lucky mare
>worst. Day. Ever.
>getting into it she decided to thrust her hips back in tune to your rhythm
>needless to say you never got the number of the bus that sent you through the wall behind you
>by that you mean that ass hit with the force of 10 applebucks from AJ
>it was a couple months before the hospital let you out
>being non-pony Fluttershy was tasked with taking care of you
>with a nice kick-back from Celestia you might add
>turns out being an endangered species afforded Fluttershy certain compensation for making sure you healed up nicely
>guess what Fluttershy's healing methods incorporated?
>Fucking Fluttershy
>Fucking Derpy too, she apparently didn't know what went wrong
>least that's what the card says
>well it did before it caught fire after the magic stone with a recording of her message shorted out or something