EZmisery AMA

<cmd102> Our AMA has officially begun! Please refrain from any casual conversation until the event is over. Anyone with a question should PM it to me so that questions are asked in an orderly fashion.
<cmd102> Questions from PurpleAquarius: "What inspired you to be a writer? How did you discover nosleep? What is your favorite nosleep story? And what is your favorite genre of music?"
<EZmisery> Yay multple questions!
<EZmisery> what inspired me - I have too much going on in my brain and i needed a way to get it out.  I've been writing since I was a kid and actually majored in creative writing in undergrad
<EZmisery> I discovered nosleep by accident. i was reading creeepypasta and got bored lol
<EZmisery> I thought, hey maybe this is better
<EZmisery> and it was!
<EZmisery> My favorite story......shit this is hard
<EZmisery> I will think about it and answer later (is that cheating? probably)
<cmd102> lol I'll allow it ;)
<PurpleAquarius> <3 It's ok I look forward to your answer!
<EZmisery> My favorite genre is classical (crickets) but I love most genres that have lyrics
<EZmisery> <3
<cmd102> Question from kneeod : "What is your favorite flavor?"
<DisPandafy> :D
<EZmisery> lol
<EZmisery> THE FLAVOR OF LIFE
<EZmisery> and also vanilla
<kneeod> You're welcome for that.
<cmd102> Question from /u/megumi-rika: What is your favorite horror game? What is your worst nightmare? What is your favorite torture type?
<EZmisery> my favorite horror game is probably silent hill, mostrly bc i havent played very many. if someone wants to buy me a gaming system i would not be opposed
<EZmisery> My worst nightmare.....as most of you know i have terrible nightmares almost every night.  But my worst ones are the ones where I am actually the villian.  last night i killed everyone on a cruise ship in terrible ways
<EZmisery> my favorite torture is cheesegrating. because that would SUCK
<EZmisery> and then maybe making them eat their slivers of flesh
<cmd102> Question from /u/raindropsonmarigolds: Any tips for young writers?
<EZmisery> I made a whole post about it, let me pull it up
<EZmisery> http://ezmisery.tumblr.com/post/139264251401/on-writing-horror
<gonzobot> (EZmisery) Title: Horror by EZMisery — On writing horror
<EZmisery> But basically it comes down to writing all the time
<EZmisery> and dont be afraid of writing something bad
<EZmisery> we all write shit - it happens.
<EZmisery> embrace it
<EZmisery> and then find the gems hidden within
<cmd102> Question from Lookatthesky : How do people react when you tell them you write horror stories? Has anyone begun to read them after finding out and ended up your demonic vassal for all eternity?
<EZmisery> ah good question
<EZmisery> My mother freaked out and basically was so sad I was writing such "horrible things"
<EZmisery> my coworkers discovered my site, and then joked about locking me in my office
<EZmisery> but mostly people are just super surprised, bc i look like a a nice young woman and not a disturbed murderer
<EZmisery> The Boy is my demonic vessel, but he's never read my work
<cmd102> Question from Kiwioflurve : Favorite horror movie? Many of your stories deal with some upsetting material. Have you ever written anything that really bothered you?
<EZmisery> My favorite horror movie of late is The Babadook
<EZmisery> and not going to lie, I was super into Saw for a while there
<EZmisery> DON'T JUDGE ME
<EZmisery> Chastity is the story which stuck with me for a long time.  Mostly because of its larger implications
<EZmisery> Also the Peeker
<EZmisery> I'll link to both hold on
<EZmisery> https://www.reddit.com/r/EZmisery/comments/48404d/chastity/
<gonzobot> (EZmisery) Chastity : EZmisery - 28 comments, 141 points - EZmisery, 23d ago NSFW
<EZmisery> https://www.reddit.com/r/EZmisery/comments/3vhyah/the_peeker/

<gonzobot> (EZmisery) The Peeker : EZmisery - 11 comments, 181 points - EZmisery, 3m ago
<cmd102> Question from caymus11 : How do you usually think of your ideas for stories? Do they just come to you? Or do you have them planned out? Also, any tips for thinking of ideas?
<EZmisery> I get a lot of my ideas from nightmares.  I'll write down the gist of what happened and then go from there.  I also take a lot of inspiration from everyday events.  Like tampon recall started because I use tampons, and the I thought about how many women do, and how horrible it could be if something disgusting happened to them
<EZmisery> https://www.reddit.com/r/nosleep/comments/40t5ea/tampon_recall/\
<gonzobot> (EZmisery) Tampon Recall : nosleep - 702 comments, 3,337 points - EZmisery, 2m ago NSFW
<EZmisery> i almost never 'plan' a story
<EZmisery> which is not the best way to write, believe me
<EZmisery> tips for thinking of ideas
<EZmisery> think about what you encounter everyday and ways to make it scary
<EZmisery> so maybe you take a bus to school - think of all the horrible things that could go wrong
<EZmisery> or even as small as brushing your teeth
<cmd102> Follow-up question from caymus11 : Is using my anxiety a good basis for stories?
<EZmisery> what would happen if your toothpasta was made of corrosive acid
<EZmisery> toothpasta...got to love spelling
<EZmisery> hmmm.....i dont think you should take your own anxiety.  But putting anxiety into your stories is key.  You want your reading to feel anxious while reading
<EZmisery> The whole: what is going to happen?!?!? vibe
<caymus11> My first story is what I envision anxiety looking like. Usually just gets me a basis for what I don't want to happen.
<cmd102> Question from KiwiofLurve : Many of your stories deal with some upsetting material. Have you ever written anything that really bothered you?
<EZmisery> I answered that above :)
<cmd102> whoops
<cmd102> my copy and paste skills suck today lol
<cmd102> Question from Lookatthesky : Have you ever had any ideas even you thought were too much for actual implementation in a story?
<EZmisery> absolutely
<EZmisery> i thought that for my story, low hanging fruit
<EZmisery> i debated whether or not to write it for a long time
<EZmisery> but i thought I would just get a skeleton down
<EZmisery> and it turned into a story
<EZmisery> (which I might turn into a book)
<EZmisery> https://www.reddit.com/r/EZmisery/comments/43xmym/low_hanging_fruit/
<gonzobot> (EZmisery) Low Hanging Fruit : EZmisery - 35 comments, 238 points - EZmisery, 1m ago
<EZmisery> if you have a big idea
<EZmisery> just try writing it down and see what happens
<EZmisery> worse case you toss it <3
<cmd102> Question from Snoo27046 : which horror book has influenced you the most? The writing style or otherwise?
<EZmisery> I am currently reading the dark tower series, and it is definitely pushing me to write more "beautifully"
<EZmisery> I want to craft beautiful scenes for my characters
<EZmisery> you can see that in prospect lake, I hope
<EZmisery> https://www.reddit.com/r/nosleep/comments/4afoe5/prospect_lake_part_1/
<Snoo27046> i'm waiting for the next part :P
<gonzobot> (EZmisery) Prospect Lake, part 1 : nosleep - 30 comments, 503 points - EZmisery, 8d ago
<cmd102> Question from kneeod :  If you had to, would you rather fight one horse sized Grindhorse, or two Grindhorse sized horses?
<EZmisery> lol
<EZmisery> I'd say one horse sizes grindhorse, because even he gets bigger I could take him down with a sugarcube
<kneeod> Good choice, as the Grindhorse is larger than your average equestrian.
<kneeod> And has 6 hooves and wings or some shit.
<cmd102> Question from Kiwioflurve : Are there any horror authors you admire both in print and on no sleep?
<EZmisery> yes!
<EZmisery> of course stephen king is a fucking legend
<EZmisery> im also a huge fan of iia, hrhdaf, and deadnspread
<EZmisery> all amazing authors
<cmd102> Question from PurpleAquarius : Do you write in places other than no sleep? What are they? Since becoming apart of nosleep the friends and fans you've made have they taught you anything about yourself?
<cmd102> (please tell me if I'm going too fast)
<EZmisery> you're good!
<EZmisery> I write on nosleep, and on my sub r/ezmisery
<cmd102> Also from PurpleAquarius : Are you going to the nosleepover?
<kneeod> Easily the most important question.
<cmd102> (shush kneeod)
<EZmisery> since joining nosleep I have learned that you can't please everyone, and there will always be that one guy who is loud and opinionated and wrong
<kneeod> (<3)
<EZmisery> also they horror enthusiasts are big softys who are all teddy bears
<EZmisery> and no, I'm not :( too poor
<cmd102> Question from Lookatthesky : Which one of your stories would you experience, if you had to choose one?
<EZmisery> jesus christ
<EZmisery> that would not be fun
<EZmisery> but I guess I would go with The Cage
<EZmisery> because I'd get to lock men up until they died
<EZmisery> https://www.reddit.com/r/nosleep/comments/493t1i/the_cage/
<gonzobot> (EZmisery) The Cage : nosleep - 113 comments, 2,116 points - EZmisery, 17d ago
<cmd102> Question from caymus11 :  What work environment do you write in? So far, I've only written when I'm at school because I haven't gotten around to doing it at another time. I feel like I could write better at home. What is your opinion on this?
<EZmisery> I write mostly at work because it's a quiet place and i have tons of time to myself
<EZmisery> at home im busy cleaning, cooking, cuddling, etc
<EZmisery> i do a lot of c's at home apparently
<cmd102> Question from ThrowAwatSalesman : what is your favorite pass time besides writing?
<EZmisery> eating
<EZmisery> lol
<cmd102> Question from Lookatthesky : What other genre of stories do you enjoy writing?
<EZmisery> i also like to take hikes and watch kid's tv shows
<EZmisery> i enjoy writing fantasy stories a lot
<EZmisery> it gives you the freedom to literally do anything
<EZmisery> i also write a lot of poetry
<cmd102> Question from caymus11 :  When did you first start writing horror stories? I only began about 2 weeks ago, and am still working on improving. Does it just come with time?
<EZmisery> I started writing about 5 months ago
<EZmisery> so im super new as well
<caymus11> Ah.
<EZmisery> and you definitely get better with time and practice
<EZmisery> also the more you read the better you'll be
<caymus11> Thank you.
<EZmisery> read as much as you can and write at least 30 mins a day <3
<cmd102> Question from Andie : At what age did you start writing stories in general? And before writing horror stories, what genre did you write, if any?(You may have mentioned this earlier, sorry I can't remember. -cmd102)
<EZmisery> i started "writing" at age 4
<EZmisery> aka id tell my mom what i wanted in the book and she'd write it for me
<EZmisery> i used to write a lot of classic fiction and poetry
<cmd102> Question from theephemera : Do you listen to any music when you write? Do you post your poetry on your subreddit?
<EZmisery> I listen to tv shows or movies while i write. i definitely need background noise
<EZmisery> i also use rainymood when im feeling it
<EZmisery> and i havent posted any poetry bc it's not usually horror related, but I could!
<cmd102> Question from Actually_is_Juandules : Are there any specific NoSleep stories that inspired you to write on the sub?
<EZmisery> good question!!!
<EZmisery> i can't remember any specifics
<EZmisery> damn that would have been good
<cmd102> Question from kneeod :  Is there anything you'd have done differently concerning Dad's Tapes and the 1%? Pre-planned better, taken then in different routes, etc.
<EZmisery> oh god yes
<EZmisery> i did zero pre planning
<EZmisery> so that would have been nice
<EZmisery> I would have tidied up the timeline for the 1%
<EZmisery> I did so in the book version
<EZmisery> but not on nosleep
<EZmisery> and for dad's tapes i would have figured out the ending sooner
<EZmisery> i was at a loss for like a month
<cmd102> Question from ThrowAwatSalesman : have you ever met any of your fans in the wild?
<EZmisery> lol @ the wild
<EZmisery> sort of
<EZmisery> i had two close friends who freaked out when i posted a pic of myself on my fb page
<EZmisery> they had no idea it was me
<cmd102> Question from Lookatthesky : Horror house or horror movie?
<EZmisery> one said: YOU'RE EZMISERY!?!? THE EZMISERY!>?!?
<EZmisery> omg horror movie.  I think i would kill someone in a horror house
<EZmisery> like literall;y break their nose
* AtticusJackson is happy
* caymus11 laughs
<cmd102> Question from Kiwioflurve : What's your favorite TV show? Have you ever watched Supernatural?
<EZmisery> My favorite TV show....depends.  Non-horror I love the office, parks and rec, archer, steven unvierse, and adventure time
<EZmisery> horror themed i used to like american horro story, until it was terrible
<EZmisery> i love penny dreadful
<EZmisery> darknet was good too
<EZmisery> And yes, I've watched supernatural.  But I got bored. and all the women die! wtf!
<cmd102> Question from caymus11 : Have you ever deleted one of your own posts because you didn't like it?
<EZmisery> nope. i stick by everything i write
<EZmisery> (stubborn)
<cmd102> Question from Andie : What's your favorite book? Have you ever gotten the "writer's block"? If yes, how did you overcome it?
<EZmisery> My favorite book is beloved by toni morrison
<EZmisery> and yes, im in the middle of writers block right now
<EZmisery> im trying to overcome it by writing through it
<EZmisery> it isnt working so far lol
<cmd102> Question from ThrowAwatSalesman : do you have any pets? not including the people locked in your basement
* caymus11 laughs
<EZmisery> not including them, I have two kitties!
<EZmisery> Arthur and Charlie
<EZmisery> both rescues
<EZmisery> https://imgur.com/gallery/y6W0a?lr=1457481446
<gonzobot> (EZmisery) Title: muh kitties
<EZmisery> arthur is the gray
<cmd102> Question from Lookatthesky : FAVORITE GEM? (from Steven Universe)
<EZmisery> she was left on the side of the road by a breeder bc she was too small for a main coon
<EZmisery> charlie is the orange
<EZmisery> she was given up a kittenm
<EZmisery> I LOVE THEM
<EZmisery> favorite gem......I think I am most like Rose, but I am totally loving Peridot right now
<cmd102> Question from theephemera : If you had to kill NuclearCorpus, KrstBrwn, or sleepyhollow_101 who would you pick?
<EZmisery> lol
<EZmisery> kill them all and then hang out with their ghosts
<cmd102> Question from AtticusJackson : I love you?
<EZmisery> I love you too?
<EZmisery> Also I watched the movie Uncanny Valley
<EZmisery> so good
<cmd102> Question from Lookatthesky : Have any of your stories been based on real-life incidents?
<EZmisery> Sort of.  In "I used to be a cat person" Ned is based on The Boy and Charlie is our real life cat
<EZmisery> who actually does bleat like a goat
<EZmisery> https://www.reddit.com/r/nosleep/comments/47pggc/i_used_to_be_a_cat_person/
<gonzobot> (EZmisery) I used to be a Cat Person : nosleep - 124 comments, 1,146 points - EZmisery, 26d ago
<EZmisery> luckily The Boy is still alive
<EZmisery> and there is no cat man in our pantry
<EZmisery> (that i know of)
<cmd102> Question from kneeod :  If you had to choose one final book to read before going permanently blind, deaf, and mysteriously losing your fingertips, what would it be and why?
<EZmisery> jesus
<kneeod> (:
<caymus11> "jesus" it's not like you wrote the 1% or anything
<EZmisery> um probably pride and prejudice, because I could take a super long time to read it and keep my senses forever
<kneeod> Solid point
<cmd102> Question from caymus11 : How about including the people in your basement?
<EZmisery> then i have a pet named Alex who I let use the computer, and a pet named AJ who meows ALL THE DAMN TIME
<cmd102> Question from AtticusJackson : have you ever had to deal with sleep paralysis?
<EZmisery> luckily no.  But The Boy has it.  It's a very scary thing!
<cmd102> Question from snoo27046 :  if not horror which other genre would you write?
<EZmisery> fantasy, probably.  if I COULD write anything, I would I could write like technical books.  id make bank
<cmd102> Question from theephemera : What's your favorite song? And poem.
<EZmisery> Brown eyed girl!!!
<EZmisery> and poem
<EZmisery> hmmm
<EZmisery> Choosing one poem is like choosing one author
<EZmisery> I love poetry so it;s next to impossible
<EZmisery> but I love Pablo Neruda
<EZmisery> so one os his probably
<cmd102> Question from ThrowAwatSalesman : What motivates you to keep writing? What drives you forward after a bad reception to a story?
<EZmisery> I keep writing because I love it.  I'd write even if no one read it
<cmd102> Question from caymus11 : Have you ever considered writing a story that has a resolved, happy ending? Or would that ruin it?
<EZmisery> And I haven't really had a BAD reception yet, but if something gets a lot of downvotes i honestly could care less.  bc im new to reddit, downvotes dont affect me the same way
<EZmisery> slow your roll, lady!
<cmd102> haha sorry
<EZmisery> I have written a few stories with happy endings!
<EZmisery> wel...'happy' is relative i guess
<EZmisery> https://www.reddit.com/r/EZmisery/comments/44rce4/the_little_religion/
<gonzobot> (EZmisery) The Little Religion : EZmisery - 12 comments, 138 points - EZmisery, 1m ago
<EZmisery> https://www.reddit.com/r/nosleep/comments/493t1i/the_cage/
<gonzobot> (EZmisery) The Cage : nosleep - 114 comments, 2,113 points - EZmisery, 17d ago
<EZmisery> https://www.reddit.com/r/nosleep/comments/484jey/as_a_child_i_wanted_to_be_a_mermaid/
<gonzobot> (EZmisery) As a child, I Wanted to be a Mermaid : nosleep - 110 comments, 2,899 points - EZmisery, 23d ago
<EZmisery> bam theres 3!
<cmd102> Question from kneeod : If you could choose one food to eat before your mouth was permanently sewn shut and you were only fed flavorless mush from a tube, what would it be?
<KPants> lol
<EZmisery> what is with you and wanting me to loose all my body parts?
<EZmisery> cheesecake
<EZmisery> 100%
<kneeod> My questions are so good and you know it.
<cmd102> Question from Lookatthesky : Eternity on earth or a lifetime in hell?
<EZmisery> on earth
<EZmisery> you could make so many positive changes
<cmd102> Question from kiwioflurve : How did you come up with your username?
<EZmisery> my usernames are ttypically my initials and then some random word
<EZmisery> so thats what i did
<EZmisery> misery was just a good word i picked for this site
<EZmisery> but people seem to love it!
<cmd102> Question from cmd102 (ha!) : Do you hope to someday make a living from writing? Or are you content with it just being a hobby?
<EZmisery> That would be amazing.
<EZmisery> I would love to write full time, but it is so rare to be able to do that
<EZmisery> ive resigned myself to the fact that i'll need a 9-5 lol
<cmd102> Question from dfryer1193|work : Are you religious at all? Does your religion (or lack thereof) influence your stories in any way?
<EZmisery> I'm not religious, but I'm culturally Jewish.  It doesn't really impact my stories at all.  I've always been fascinated with people obsessed with religion though, which you can see in chastity and the little religion
<cmd102> Question from KPants : What shampoo do you use?
<EZmisery> LOL
<KPants> <3
<EZmisery> Dessange Paris California Blonde Illuminating Shampoo
<EZmisery> ;)
<KPants> Damn
<cmd102> Question from AtticusJackson : after having so many stories narrated and being on the nosleep podcast, do you ever write a story and think "this would sound amazing out loud!"?
<EZmisery> definitely
<EZmisery> i honestly wish there were more female narrators, because a lot of my stories would benefit from a female voice
<EZmisery> although the boys also do a great job!
<cmd102> Question from Lookatthesky :  Have you noticed your user name could be read as "Easy Misery", like all your terrifying feelings served to here?
<EZmisery> yup <3 thats part of why it works so well
<cmd102> (I've definitely tried to convince SirAyme to read stories with a high pitched voice since there are so few female narrators)
<EZmisery> i got called easy a lot in high school lol
<EZmisery> which, cant lie, was true....
<cmd102> Question from KPants : What is one unique thing are you afraid of?
<EZmisery> other than being grated to death?
<KPants> Well
<EZmisery> im afraid of all the walls closing in like in indiana jones
<EZmisery> LOL
<KPants> Word girl.
<cmd102> Question from theephemera : Although you aren't coming to the nosleepover, you will be missed there. Is there anything you'd like us to do in your honor?
<EZmisery> im trying to think of an appropriate way to say "I hope kristy and alex hook up"
<EZmisery> so i'll just say
<EZmisery> hook up
<theephemera>  Exactly! I can make that happen as I'll staying with them.
<kneeod> I mean, depending on your definition of hook up..
<KPants> LMAO
<theephemera> Sammiches.
<KPants> Love you girl <3
<EZmisery> <3
<cmd102> Question from SiwelP :  If you were ever to write an autobiography, what would its title be?
<EZmisery> "Hey, I saw that, take that out of your mouth"
<cmd102> Question from SiwelP: If you had to explain the concept of “love” to someone who’s never heard of it before, how would you?
<EZmisery> damn
<EZmisery> "Love is the absolutely worst thing in the world except when it's the best thing, and you never really know the difference"
<EZmisery> Love is a cat
<EZmisery> lol
<cmd102> Question from SiwelP : What was/is your favorite thing about your childhood home?
<EZmisery> It was right next to the woods, so we played a lot outside.  I was usually the queen who bossed everyone around
<EZmisery> perfectipn
<cmd102> One more  Question from SiwelP : You’ve been forced under various circumstances to choose a personal motto. What is it?
<EZmisery> "Don't yuck someone's yum"
<cmd102> Question from AtticusJackson : what would be your perfect date?
<EZmisery> It would be raining, and we'd take a long walk and get super wet, and then lay be the fire and do what comes natural
<EZmisery> (I sound like an old man)
<cmd102> Question from dfryer1193|work : what's the worst thing you've ever experienced in life, and how did you get past it?
<EZmisery> pass!
<dfryer1193|work> fair enough
<kneeod> (I HAD TO)
<EZmisery> :P
<cmd102> Question from kneeod :  If you had to choose one sense to lose permanently in exchange for another one being super empowered, which would they be?
<kneeod> I have a theme going here.
<EZmisery> i would lose my ability to feel (because hell yeah no pain) and i'd get my vision super sized
<kneeod> But! You can't feel pleasure either.
<cmd102> Question from KPants : You discover a beautiful island upon which you may build your own society. You make the rules. What is the first rule you put into place?
<EZmisery> damn
<EZmisery> No pants!
<kneeod> Of course
<KPants> lol YES!
<Actual_Cannibal_Juandules> i'd live on that island
<cmd102> Question from KPants : What is your favorite expletive?
<EZmisery> Fuck Boy
<KPants> Nice
<cmd102> Question from theephemera : Who would play you in a movie?
<EZmisery> Kate Winslet, but from Titanic
<EZmisery> And add 30 lbs
<cmd102> Question from theephemera :  Are you bad cop, good cop, or the captain who doesn't get paid enough for this shit?
<EZmisery> definitely the captain
<EZmisery> a day from retirement
<EZmisery> forever
<cmd102> Question from SiwelP : What is the kindest thing that anyone has ever done for you?
<EZmisery> i was a barista, and i was graduating high school, and a reguilar gave me $100 for textbooks
<EZmisery> it was so sweet, bc he was a little old man
<EZmisery> and iot really tuched my heart
<cmd102> Question from Actual_Cannibal_Juandules : How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? (i'm very bored)
<EZmisery> 3
<cmd102> Question from snoo27046 : describe yourself in 3 words
<EZmisery> very fucking tired
<cmd102> Question from dfryer1193|work : If you could ask anyone anything, what would it be?
<EZmisery> or: emotional fuzz ball
<EZmisery> i'd ask trump if he liked the poison muffins i just fed him
<KPants> lmao
<Actual_Cannibal_Juandules> i like you
<cmd102> Question from kneeod : Favorite '90's movie not starring Adam Sandler?
<EZmisery> clueless!
<KPants> YES
<kneeod> Nice.
<cmd102> Question from KPants : One night you wake up because you heard a noise. You turn on the light to find that you are surrounded by MUMMIES. The mummies aren't really doing anything, they're just standing around your bed. What do you do?
<kneeod> Haha
<EZmisery> I'd tell The Boy to deal with it and go back to bed.  And maybe use some mummy wrapping for toliet paper
<KPants> lol
<cmd102> Question from Kiwioflurve : Do you read comics? If so which ones? (I recommend Saga and Rat Queens :D)
<EZmisery> I read lumber janes and loved it.  I want to read TWD
<cmd102> Question from kneeod :  If you could take any other person, living or dead, and live a day in their life, who would it be?
<EZmisery> Van Gough
<EZmisery> i love him
<cmd102> Question from Actual_Cannibal_Juandules : Would you rather fight a small giant or a tall midget?
<EZmisery> small giant.  COME AND GET ME SEAMUS
<KPants> hahahaha
<cmd102> Question from dfryer1193|work : Fire?
<EZmisery> no thanks?
<cmd102> Question from Lookatthesky : Zebra or ostrich?
<EZmisery> ostrich
<EZmisery> (also i see the questions have devolved)
<cmd102> Question from KPants : You can re-live any point of time in your life. The time-span can only be a half-hour, though. What half-hour of your past would you like to experience again?
<KPants> Devolved my ass!
<EZmisery> I'd love to go on my first date with The Boy again :3
<KPants> AWWWWWW
<kneeod> Awww
<cmd102> Question from dfryer1193|work :  would you rather be fed pancakes by The Rock, or Chuck Norris?
<EZmisery> The Rock
<EZmisery> fricken love that guy
<Actual_Cannibal_Juandules> CAN YOU SMELL WHAT THE ROCK IS COOKING
<kneeod> Really the only answer to that
<cmd102> Question from Lookatthesky : CHALLENGE ACCEPTED ZORSE OR LIGER? (this made me lol -cmd102)
<EZmisery> I DONT UNDERSTAND THE QUESTION
<EZmisery> BUT
<EZmisery> ZORSE?
<Actual_Cannibal_Juandules> Zorse = Zebra Horse and Liger = Lion Tiger
<EZmisery> zorse4life
<cmd102> Question from kneeod : Chris Pratt, Tom Hiddleston, Melissa McCarthy. Fuck, Marry, Kill.
<kneeod> .. I probably should have phrased that better.
<EZmisery> marry melissa, fuck chris, kill tom
<cmd102> Question from Kiwioflurve : Have you ever been to a con? Cosplay, YAY or nay?
<EZmisery> ive never been.  i would cosplay as lsp or rose for sure
<Kiwioflurve> :)
<cmd102> Question from dfryer1193|work : pancakes or waffles?
<EZmisery> belgin waffles
<dfryer1193|work> damn straight.
<cmd102> Question from KPants : Speaking of Toms, where did Tom Greene go and can you bring him back?
* AtticusJackson no longer likes kpants
* kneeod silently cheers
<EZmisery> tom greene is dead and no one is sad
* KPants personally hates Tom Greene
<cmd102> 5 minutes left in the AMA!
<cmd102> Question from kneeod : While keeping in mind real world physics, what super power would you want?
<EZmisery> aw fuck physics man
<EZmisery> i'd like to be able to walk through walls
<kneeod> As a follow up, IGNORING real world physics, what super power would you choose?
<EZmisery> be like oh hello bank thanks for money
<kneeod> SORRY I BROKE THE RULES
<EZmisery> i'd also like to know every language on earth
<cmd102> Question from theephemera : will we ever see an iia/ezmisery collab?
<KPants> yes
<EZmisery> i hope
<EZmisery> we have one in the works
<EZmisery> !
<cmd102> Question from KPants : Favorite disney movie?
<kneeod> !!!
<EZmisery> Lilo and Stitch!
<EZmisery> Also Little Mermain
<EZmisery> wow mermaid
<KPants> Good call
<cmd102> Last question!
<EZmisery> dun dun
<cmd102> Question from Kneeod : what would you say is the best piece of advice you've ever been given?
<EZmisery> Don't let haters ruin you. You ruin them.
<AtticusJackson> I'll ruin dat ads
<cmd102> Okay everyone! That concludes our AMA with EZmisery! Thank you for your questions! Thank you EZmisery for joining our event! You can read her /r/nosleepinterviews interview here: https://www.reddit.com/r/NoSleepInterviews/comments/4bcgu4/march_21st_2016_ezmisery_interview/?sort=top