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LoL in Equestria

Apr 24th, 2012
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  1. Go to LoL, Add me: PorygonL, GO team AiE!
  2.  
  3.  
  4. >Be Orianna
  5. >Everyone thinks you are a large toy
  6. >...
  7. >Did anything really change?
  8.  
  9. >Be Taric
  10. >ponies...
  11. >You dont mind.
  12. >Clicks with Rarity
  13. >She be jelly of your everything
  14. >Spike be hungry for your everything
  15. >They both ask how you think of gems
  16. Gems? Gems are truly outrageous, they are truly truly truly, outrageous!
  17.  
  18. >Be Leblanc
  19. >Dwell in shadows
  20. >ponies everywhere
  21. >...
  22. >Celestia takes it that you are "another human"
  23. >She banishes you to the moon
  24. >mimic
  25. >You hide in the shadows
  26. >Everyone thinks you are on the moon
  27. >You "quest" continues...
  28.  
  29. >Be Gragas
  30. >No Beer
  31. >AppleJack Daniels
  32. >Worst beverage to ever touch your toungue
  33. >make new beer business
  34. >Run AppleFarms out of buisness
  35. >Drunk ponies everywhere
  36. >Celestia is not pleased with your "doings"
  37. >She keeps you in Canterlot
  38. >You are to ONLY make this "beer" for her, and her only
  39. You can take the beer from the man, but you cant take the -hiccup- the BEER FROM THE MAN!
  40.  
  41. >Be Malzahar
  42. >The void is quite a strange place...
  43. >You go around telling ponies you are a "god"
  44. >You will "save" them from the "void"
  45. >Everyone thinks your talking about Tartarus
  46. >Celestia banishes you for "starting a rebellion"
  47. >Tartarus
  48. >Not as bad as void
  49. Everything worked out-
  50. >Kog'maw
  51. >Well fuck!
  52.  
  53.  
  54. >Be Teemo
  55. >Still smaller then the average pony
  56. >Called "cute"
  57. >Called "fuzzy"
  58. >Ponies didnt know a yordel can breed with any species
  59. Captain Teemo on duty!
  60.  
  61. >Be Gentleman Cho'gath
  62. >Clicks with Rarity
  63. >She makes a mistake of insulting you
  64. I'll bite your legs off!
  65.  
  66. >Be Shyvana
  67. >These ponies cant even into dragon
  68. >Spike
  69. >A dragon that can speak in your tongue
  70. >One groovy night later
  71. >Eggs, eggs everywhere
  72.  
  73. >Be Tristana
  74. >Make new pony friends
  75. >Black pony in sky
  76. >Looks evil
  77. >Finger trigger is itching...
  78. Tartarus doesnt sound to bad...
  79.  
  80. >Be Lux
  81. >Seems like your curiosity got you into another pickle...
  82. >Garen isnt here
  83. >...
  84. De...Macia?
  85. >Blue Pegasis out of nowhere
  86. >EQUESTRIA!
  87.  
  88. >Be Kog'Maw
  89. >How did you end up here?
  90. >The void is quite a strange place...
  91. >Pony friends try to be nice
  92. >Devour town
  93. >Sent to Tartarus
  94. >Not as bad as the void...
  95. Everything worked out better then expected
  96.  
  97. >Be Garen
  98. DEMACIA!
  99. >Blue pegasis screams
  100. >EQUESTRIA!
  101. DEMACIA!
  102. >EQUESTRIA!
  103. DEMACIA
  104. >EQUESTRIA!
  105.  
  106. >Be Akali
  107. >Teach the way of the ninja
  108. >Equality
  109. >Celestia stronger then Luna
  110. >Attempts assassination
  111. >MLP S2 Ep26
  112. >Nevermind...
  113.  
  114. >Be Twisted Fate
  115. >Ult in Equestria
  116. >Gamble like nobody's business
  117. >Days later
  118. >You own all ponies
  119. >Canterlot
  120. >All the bits
  121. >And two pony gods
  122. Eh... Guess I could have done better
  123. >I guess its the "Luck of the draw"
  124.  
  125. >Be Ziggs
  126. >Every pony thinks your "cute"
  127. >Pony Voices everywhere
  128. Anyone gotta match?
  129.  
  130. >Be Amumu
  131. Lets be friends forever!
  132. >Nopony wants to be your friend
  133. >Friendship really is magic...
  134.  
  135. >Be Ahri
  136. >Seduce Stallions
  137. >Produce bits
  138. >Life never really changed...
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