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- Go to LoL, Add me: PorygonL, GO team AiE!
- >Be Orianna
- >Everyone thinks you are a large toy
- >...
- >Did anything really change?
- >Be Taric
- >ponies...
- >You dont mind.
- >Clicks with Rarity
- >She be jelly of your everything
- >Spike be hungry for your everything
- >They both ask how you think of gems
- Gems? Gems are truly outrageous, they are truly truly truly, outrageous!
- >Be Leblanc
- >Dwell in shadows
- >ponies everywhere
- >...
- >Celestia takes it that you are "another human"
- >She banishes you to the moon
- >mimic
- >You hide in the shadows
- >Everyone thinks you are on the moon
- >You "quest" continues...
- >Be Gragas
- >No Beer
- >AppleJack Daniels
- >Worst beverage to ever touch your toungue
- >make new beer business
- >Run AppleFarms out of buisness
- >Drunk ponies everywhere
- >Celestia is not pleased with your "doings"
- >She keeps you in Canterlot
- >You are to ONLY make this "beer" for her, and her only
- You can take the beer from the man, but you cant take the -hiccup- the BEER FROM THE MAN!
- >Be Malzahar
- >The void is quite a strange place...
- >You go around telling ponies you are a "god"
- >You will "save" them from the "void"
- >Everyone thinks your talking about Tartarus
- >Celestia banishes you for "starting a rebellion"
- >Tartarus
- >Not as bad as void
- Everything worked out-
- >Kog'maw
- >Well fuck!
- >Be Teemo
- >Still smaller then the average pony
- >Called "cute"
- >Called "fuzzy"
- >Ponies didnt know a yordel can breed with any species
- Captain Teemo on duty!
- >Be Gentleman Cho'gath
- >Clicks with Rarity
- >She makes a mistake of insulting you
- I'll bite your legs off!
- >Be Shyvana
- >These ponies cant even into dragon
- >Spike
- >A dragon that can speak in your tongue
- >One groovy night later
- >Eggs, eggs everywhere
- >Be Tristana
- >Make new pony friends
- >Black pony in sky
- >Looks evil
- >Finger trigger is itching...
- Tartarus doesnt sound to bad...
- >Be Lux
- >Seems like your curiosity got you into another pickle...
- >Garen isnt here
- >...
- De...Macia?
- >Blue Pegasis out of nowhere
- >EQUESTRIA!
- >Be Kog'Maw
- >How did you end up here?
- >The void is quite a strange place...
- >Pony friends try to be nice
- >Devour town
- >Sent to Tartarus
- >Not as bad as the void...
- Everything worked out better then expected
- >Be Garen
- DEMACIA!
- >Blue pegasis screams
- >EQUESTRIA!
- DEMACIA!
- >EQUESTRIA!
- DEMACIA
- >EQUESTRIA!
- >Be Akali
- >Teach the way of the ninja
- >Equality
- >Celestia stronger then Luna
- >Attempts assassination
- >MLP S2 Ep26
- >Nevermind...
- >Be Twisted Fate
- >Ult in Equestria
- >Gamble like nobody's business
- >Days later
- >You own all ponies
- >Canterlot
- >All the bits
- >And two pony gods
- Eh... Guess I could have done better
- >I guess its the "Luck of the draw"
- >Be Ziggs
- >Every pony thinks your "cute"
- >Pony Voices everywhere
- Anyone gotta match?
- >Be Amumu
- Lets be friends forever!
- >Nopony wants to be your friend
- >Friendship really is magic...
- >Be Ahri
- >Seduce Stallions
- >Produce bits
- >Life never really changed...
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