Piss Poor 53

[16:36:30] Ragebrew was busy dissecting and cooking up what of the GARS she could, putting the large pot full of bug meat into Maw's mouth. After the fifth newspaper to the face, he stop trying to eat it.
[16:39:34] Ragebrew looks up, her face coated in ichor as she spat out her sliver of metal. "I'm gonna be at this for... a while. Spectre, weren't ya going to fetch the dragoness? Tell her the fwuffy one has another meal for her."
[16:39:44] Spectre is already gone
[16:40:16] Ragebrew blinked, looking around. "Oh, well. That'll do." Back to sawing she went, throwing large slabs of carapace onto the ground. "That'll make some fine armor me thinks."
[16:40:54] Lostshot goes up to Rage "You know the drill Rage. There is possible loot in a nearby cave and I wan' it."
[16:41:01] Elektron remains in the tank, choosing not to observe Ragebrew's harvesting
[16:41:24] Ragebrew looked to the cave. "Figure that's a new dwelling, bug dug it out for itself."
[16:42:24] Mad_Modd sadly the batpony's seance of direction is terrible and he gets fuckin lost!
[16:43:03] Ragebrew ripped out a head sized organ of some unknown purpose. "Odds are, ya'll find the scraps of it's last couple meals. And that wire thing. I know we're bad asses, but that thing doesn't seem like something I want to play with."
[16:45:42] Spectre does lost things
[16:46:08] Lostshot nods "I understand. I just wanna see what in there or get in there for whatevers left before he eats it! He was eating a Ranger. Think we can at least wait and scavenge that PA?"
[16:46:38] Merciful_Devotion snorts and mumbles softly, dozing fitfully on the tank.
[16:47:33] Ragebrew blinked out a dollop of ichor from her eye "I figure there will be swiss cheese remaining. Give it a few hours, then we'll see."
[16:49:22] Ragebrew chuckled "Unless ya'd rather go visit it. But I think that'd end in a bloody mess."
[16:49:51] Mad_Modd  and the batpony on gets more lost, in fact he gets so lost he finds where he is supposed to be going!
[16:51:27] <Spectre> ".... That works.." he mutters, scratching his head and flying towards the cliff face and looking for bones and the like
[16:52:08] <Lostshot> "I'll look and see if he's there... but if he is I'll leave.."
[16:52:27] Lostshot goes to the cave casting her light with her weapon out.
[16:52:39] Mad_Modd  he finds a cave that meets the description, it even stinks of fire and brimstone
[16:52:44] <+Ragebrew> "Oh he is." Saw saw saw.
[16:53:03] <+Ragebrew> "And I told ya, that cave was made by the bug. There will be nothing in there."
[16:53:19] Mad_Modd  Lostshot sees nothing
[16:54:20] Lostshot keeps going in a little bit more snooping around as she goes feeling and sniffing for any clues of TREASURE.
[16:55:28] Mad_Modd  the heavy armour mare walks right into the back of the cave, smashing her face against the back wall...
[16:58:23] Lostshot sits and rubs her nosie "Ow... now I know I am blind.." she whimpers to herself in her own mind. She feels around the wall she hit looking around for any passages and looking around for what the room was like trying to at least memorize it before moving forward in case she needed to run out quickly. She keeps looking around her casted light as she does so before continuing a little more......
[16:58:24] Lostshot ...she just wanted to get this shit over with.
[17:01:21] Mad_Modd  Lostshot can now see that she is in a little dug out hole that is devoid of even droppings and not a big expansive cave full of loots...
[17:02:29] Lostshot sadfaces and was sure that was where the scorpion was sleeping as well as dragging bodies too... though she did really wonder where the body went... but who cares.. she trots out still hopin' somethin' would catch her eye.
[17:03:13] Mad_Modd  nothing did
[17:04:45] Ragebrew crammed another pot into Maw's mouth, flicking the little firebellied beasty a piece of meat.
[17:06:22] <+Ragebrew> "Told ya there wasn't anything in there."
[17:06:58] Lostshot gets to the top of the cave and looks inside it for good measure "But... there was a body... or at least armor.. I swear that is impossible." she frowns
[17:07:20] Mad_Modd  coming back to Spectre, he sits at the mouth of the cave. Probably to scared to announce his presence.
[17:07:50] Spectre stares at the cave ".... If you get me killed rage..." he mutters and starts sneaking his way inside
[17:10:13] Lostshot keeps looking around for things obsessively... nothing has changed.
[17:10:20] Mad_Modd  Spectre sneaks right by what he sees as a large black boulder, to bad a big green eye opens up in it, watching him pass before it raises up. *"You must be stupid."*
[17:11:09] <Spectre> ".... Or j-just making sure th-this is the right cave?" he stammers out backing away from megadeathdragonodoom "The fluffy one told me to come here!"
[17:11:55] <Spectre> "We killed you some food!"
[17:12:32] Mad_Modd  the big black dragon looms over the little batpony, getting uncomfortablely close *"I don't know this "Fluffy One". But you did bring me a snack."*
[17:13:14] <Spectre> "God dammit ragebrew!" he yells and books it
[17:13:48] <Spectre> Celestia dammit* )
[17:15:00] Mad_Modd  he goes to peruse , the dragon breathing a great gout of fire at him. But he's stopped by a big yellow claw wacking him on the back of the head *"What did I tell you?"*
[17:17:06] Spectre will fall over flailing and smoking as he rolls about trying to extinguish the flames
[17:19:25] Spectre will try to book it out of the cave again because, oh god dragon/s/
[17:21:56] Mad_Modd  the batpony gets away as the pair of dragons have a brief argument
[17:22:51] Ragebrew was just swapping out pot after pot after pot of albino rad scorp meat. She did take a good bit of time removing the MASSIVE FUCKING stinger. "Oh the things I will do with ya..." She looked at Maw with an evil smile.
[17:23:12] Lostshot sneaky sneaks closer to a Ragebrew... sneaky sneaks... snooops clooooseerr... cloossserr! Pounce! Lands gently in fwuff and hides in its and purrs and rolls softly and is being incredibly silly now.
[17:23:19] Spectre will be flying back to the others, NOpe nope nope nope
[17:24:22] Ragebrew acks and stumbles forward, landing on the group with a stinger part way up her nose. She VERY CAREFULLY lifted her head off it, looking at Longshot to snarl for a moment, before licking the mare's face.
[17:27:28] Mad_Modd after a time Spectre's burnt ass gets back to the group, still smouldering...
[17:28:06] Lostshot nuzzlenuzzlenuzzles back at the Ragebrew
[17:28:12] Ragebrew looked up and sniffed the air "Do I smell burning hair? Oh hey, there's Spectre..... Oh dear." She set the stinger down before pulling out a potion and some bandages. Quickly she slapped together some healing bandages and applied them to the seared batpony
[17:28:32] Spectre falls to the ground looking singed and passes by Rage ".... You didnt say there were two of the things?!?!? And they didnt care about what i had to say"
[17:28:45] Lostshot rolls off of Ragey when Spectre gets there and follows them
[17:29:30] <+Ragebrew> "Two of them? Huh. Was one yellow?" She quickly sealed off the bandages, looking at the slightly mummified batpony.
[17:29:58] <Spectre> "Yeah, and they still fried me so fuck this. Im going to sleep" he grumbles unhappily
[17:32:30] <+Ragebrew> "Guess she has a drakefriend." Rage grumbled as Spectre slunked off. "Bah. Alright, I'm going for a gallop, I'll be back shortly." She dumped out her ammo cases before filling them to the brim with radscorpion meat. Easily 200lbs of freshly cooked scorp meat, and took off galloping. Maw bounced along after her, tongue lulled out.
[17:33:56] Lostshot whines and sits watching Ragey go taking a second to watch her go before taking all the stuff slowly into the tank for easier transport.
[17:34:06] Spectre heads into the tank and batmummypony snoozles
[17:34:27] Ragebrew came skirting to a halt infront of the cave, and pounded on the side of the entrance a few times with her stonehoof. "Oi! Room service!"
[17:35:07] Spectre kicks Merciful_Devotion out.
[17:35:48] Lostshot keeps guard on the top of the tank camo-ing herself as best as possible in her armor wiggling beneath brush and dirt to make a sneaky watching position over or next to the tank. Rifle out all covered in brush
[17:36:11] Merciful_Devotion grunts and lands sprawled out on her belly. "... What? No good morning fuck?"
[17:36:28] <Spectre> "Its day, do day pony things. Im sleeping inside"
[17:36:36] Spectre grumbles and takes her spot inside to snooze
[17:37:20] Mad_Modd  Ragebrew sees a familiar yellow dragoness lying with her head outside of her cave. She looks like the argument had gotten physical and not violently physical either. She looks up as Rage comes up to her *"Oh... was that your friend who was here a few hours ago?"
[17:37:23] <~Mad_Modd> *
[17:39:08] Ragebrew nodded, a slight frown on her face. "Yup. Came back as a piece of charcoal. Now, I know ya asked to be left alone for a while, but we're about to go do something that'll most likely get us all killed, so wanted to make one last visit by." She cracked open her ammo cases, pulling out a fresh, still steaming piece of radscorp meat. "Gotcha something a lot bigger than last time."
[17:41:05] Mad_Modd  Spectre is in far to much pain from his burns to sleep
[17:41:17] Spectre will try anyway
[17:41:37] Mad_Modd  to no avail
[17:43:26] Spectre storms out of the tank and starts rooting through rages things, pulling out the Med X and heading back inside the tank.
[17:44:31] Mad_Modd  she scoots over heavily and sniffs it *"Good enough..."* and three big ass crates come flying out of the cave, landing in front of Ragebrew *"Enjoy, now git. I have..... stuff..... yes stuff.... to do." and she crawls back into her cave. Rage hears a giggle as she drags the crates off...
[17:45:40] Ragebrew cleared her throat "I still have 3/4s of a bug worth of meat, ma'am. We can't haul it all out here. Was coming to tell ya to see if ya'd want to come pick it up."
[17:47:07] Merciful_Devotion [[email protected]] has quit (Quit: Bye).
[17:47:07] Mad_Modd  this time a black dragon sticks his head out of the cave and growls at Ragebrew. It's probably time to leave...
[17:47:15] Merciful_Devotion [[email protected]] joined the channel.
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[17:48:41] Mad_Modd  even with the chem, the batpony can not sleep. Infact he is even more agitated on the chem than he was without...
[17:49:07] Ragebrew looked at the dragon and pointed a hoof at him "Aye! It's not polite to torch folks who are coming by to bring ya good food. If ya want to leave the remains of a radscorp that'd put up a good fight against ya to rot in the sun, so be it. We can't haul it all, and it's a long ways away."
[17:49:46] <+Ragebrew> "I figure it'll last ya a few days easily, maybe a week. That worth holding off the hanky panky for an hour?"
[17:49:46] Spectre will spend the day stewing and cursing whatever gods decided to punish him
[17:49:53] <+Ragebrew> "Means ya don't have to stop to get dinner, right?"
[17:50:23] Mad_Modd  the Gods will spend the day laughing at Spectre, thinking of new ways to make him miserable...
[17:51:12] Mad_Modd  he growls much louder now, snarling out a angry *"No!"*
[17:52:57] Ragebrew looked up to the yellow dragoness with a dubious stare for a moment. "Well, if ya change yer mind, I figure ya'll be able to spot me galloping across the wastes." She picked up the three crates, balancing them on her back, before trotting off. "Telling ya, it's a ton of meat. Literally. A ton."
[17:54:00] <+Ragebrew> "But I guess yer lower brains got more blood than yer upper brain. Damn shame." And a galloping she would go.
[17:56:10] Ragebrew came galloping back, and flopped onto the ground, the three crates falling off her back. "The rest is ours it seems...." She stared at the barely worked on corpse. "Well... Normally I'd be happy about this... But... Nope."
[17:58:18] Lostshot comes over and hugs Ragey before snooping on a crate and sitting on top of one with a giggle.
[18:01:02] Ragebrew ripped out the last glops of meat, cooking them and cramming them into her ammo case. How DOES she fit that much meat into a trio of ammo cases? The wasteland may never know. Then... She looked at the PILE of carapace. "Ooooh Elektron!"
[18:01:42] <Spectre> | An empty med ix container will fly out and hit rage in the head "SHADDUP!"
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[18:05:33] Ragebrew looks up, the syringe sticking out of her muzzle.
[18:05:47] Ragebrew just sort of glared at the batpony.
[18:06:37] <Spectre> "That stuffs useless," he grumbles in irritation
[18:06:59] <+Ragebrew> "Ya stole one of my med-x..." She snorted out the syringe, rubbing the little blood swelling.
[18:07:25] <Spectre> "You didnt have any other pain killers"
[18:09:07] <+Ragebrew> "If I gave out painkillers, ya wouldn't learn from yer fucking pain."
[18:10:09] <Spectre> "Learn what? Not to bug dragons? Yeah, i think that lesson is pretty clear to me without the fucking pain" he grumbles
[18:13:05] Mad_Modd  end session!