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- Funny jokes about husband - Remarry
- A husband asks his wife:
- - If I die, will you remarry?
- - Of course no, darling, I will stay with my sister. And if I die, will you remarry?
- - No, I will also stay with your sister.
- Funny jokes about men - Washing
- A man is intensively washing his jeans, mumbling:
- - You cannot trust anyone these days! Not a single person! Even yourself... I was only trying to fart.
- Funny jokes about men - A dog
- A wife tries to teach the dog to sit up. After a few fails her husband tells:
- - Darling, forget it, you won't succeed...
- - Don't worry - replies his wife - in the begining it was difficult with you as well.
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