Advertisement
Guest User

joke

a guest
Nov 27th, 2014
186
0
Never
Not a member of Pastebin yet? Sign Up, it unlocks many cool features!
text 0.63 KB | None | 0 0
  1. Funny jokes about husband - Remarry
  2. A husband asks his wife:
  3. - If I die, will you remarry?
  4. - Of course no, darling, I will stay with my sister. And if I die, will you remarry?
  5. - No, I will also stay with your sister.
  6.  
  7.  
  8. Funny jokes about men - Washing
  9. A man is intensively washing his jeans, mumbling:
  10. - You cannot trust anyone these days! Not a single person! Even yourself... I was only trying to fart.
  11.  
  12.  
  13. Funny jokes about men - A dog
  14. A wife tries to teach the dog to sit up. After a few fails her husband tells:
  15. - Darling, forget it, you won't succeed...
  16. - Don't worry - replies his wife - in the begining it was difficult with you as well.
Advertisement
Add Comment
Please, Sign In to add comment
Advertisement