04/05/2558

11:09
Mime was throwing sharpened playing cards at the chef, chef responded by hacking the mime half to death with one of the cards. Seems a reasonable response.

11:12
Clown was disassembling the machines in the garden. Unusual behaviour, possible case of vandalism.
P.S. Shocked myself on a door, gotta be more careful in future

11:15
Mime tried to murder me with more cards, consider attempted murder charge.

11:18
Mime's near dead, Detective brought him in in a body bag, I hope he dies and doesn't get cloned. Or not, I'd really like to see him perma'ed on attempted murder.

11:21
Someone tried to kill half of sec, apparently, and now they're arresting each other, this place is going to hell already.

11:28
Helping Tzargav out of trumped up charges to get him put in perma, hope Kayle can help his case.

11:31
Tzargav's getting released, thanks to Kayle's help. Note to self, repay her in sexual favours later.

11:34
Fern and SHROOM are talking about photosynthetic plants for some reason, gonnah ave to try and figure out what they're gonig on about...

11:40
Got kitty ears and lipstick for myself and Kayle, thanks to her giving me access. More sexual favours required.

11:46
Wanted issue out on the clown, they're authorizing lethal fire if he resists. This is gonna be fun to watch.
P.S. Having a drink with Kayle in her office, teasing her about what I'm writing in here.

11:50
Lights in the halls are out, and have been for ages. Engineering better get their act together and fix it soon, or I'll consider a lawsuit...

11:55
Still no sign of the clown. There's also someone on teh sec channel called BorgFlavouredGiantGummyBear, almost totally certain that's a borg.

12:02
Do I repay Kayle later by eating her out, or letting her use me as a toy... So many choices...

12:05
Apparently there's a xeno larva just popped, getting concerned here,

12:08
Officer Raven wants to go kill the larva, seems like a good idea to me.