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- The score is now:
- Team Feels - 1/5 Zap Apple
- Team Oldfag - 1/5 one red bow
- Team Pickle - 1/5 one lock of pink hair
- Team Gore - 1/5 one tube of Colgate Total
- Team Rarity - 3/5 Pink hair, Colgate Total, Red bow
- Team Obscure Fetish - 1/5 Pink hair
- Remember teams, the list is:
- 1. 1 zap apple
- 2. 1 tube of Colgate Total
- 3. A lock of pink hair
- 4. A red bow
- 5. 1 Un-pickled Cucumber
- 1/?
- >You are now Picklehead42
- >For the third time
- >Using the almighty pickle jar, you have successfully netted for your team not only the lock of pink hair, but also the tube of tothpaste from Colgate's Dentistry office, a zap apple from Sweet Apple Acres (for some reason they were locked up in the barn, but this wasn't a problem with the jar) and a red bow from some unlucky filly in Manehattan
- >The jar almost secured your teams success, and brought you closer to your very own house
- >Almost
- >You still needed a cucumber, which was unable to jar-travel
- >Conversly, you traveling through the jar to it would also pickle-fy it because of the jars radiant properties
- >You were going to have to do it the old fashioned way
- >Fair and square
- >But once your team won the scavenger hunt, that house would be all yours
- >Little did your fellow-soon-to-be-competitors in the race know, you would just use the jar to teleport to the finish line!
- >You maniacally laugh as you proceed to Ponyville market to find a cucmber
- 2/?
- >You are now Slasher Science
- >Before leaving Sweet Apple Acres, you had slipped off from the group and stole one of Applejack's signature zap-apples
- >Hopefully she wouldn't notice, not that you gave a fuck
- >You want your team to win so you can finally have that house/rapedungeon/idex basement you've been craving
- >You arrive at Rarity's Boutique a few minutes after departing the farm
- >Its a shame Sweetie Belle hadn't accepted your offer to accompany you and the team back here
- >Oh well
- >You stand silently in the back as Fractured Flow asks Rarity if she has any red bows, and the as she shakes her head no
- >While him and 4PP138100M discuss with Rarity how the contest is going, you spot one of Rarity's work benches and stroll on over
- >You spot a pair of scissors, and take them
- >Next, you spy some red satin fabric, and cut a length of it off. You keep the scissors. They could come in handy
- >Tying it in a loose bowtie, you hand it to Fractured
- Rarity:"Wherever did you find that? I was almost sure I was out! I suppose you can borrow it for now, just bring it back afterwards"
- 3/?
- >Walking out of the Boutique, you spy the CMC trotting towards the doors you just walked out of
- >As usual, 4PP138100M instantly runs over to Applebloom
- >Normally you would do the same with Sweetie Belle, but you control your self now
- >Now is the time for sneaking
- >You tiptoe around the scene and walk up behind the CMC
- >You put a finger to your lips to Fractured Flow
- >You would do the same to 4PP138100M, but he isn't paying attention to anything other then his beloved
- >With a quick *snip* you take off a small portion of one of Sweetie Belle's pink highlights
- >Replacing the scissors back in your pocket, you smile knowing its not the last time you'd use them
- >Because how could the other two compete in the race if they never showed up?
- >The two of you bid goodbye, and un-stick 4PP138100M from Applebloom
- >You head off towards Ponyville Market in search of the final item, a cucumber
- 4/?
- >You are now Fagdude
- >You and the rest of Team Pickle just arrived at Ponyville Market
- >Quickly, you look around for the stall with the cucumber picture out front of it
- >You spot it, but its about ten stalls away
- >And....What is this?
- >Team Gore is at the stall!
- >Buying a cucumber!
- >You watch them pay, and then run in the general direction of Ponyville Square
- >No!
- >They must have all their items!
- Guys, we don't have much time, and I think Team Gore has everything they need. We need to go get that cucmber and reach Ponyville Square before them!
- Badpacing:"But how?"
- Here's the plan. Badpacing, take these bits and go buy a cucmber. Afterwards, run straight for Ponyville Square.
- >You hand him some bits and he runs off
- >Picklehead:"Shouldn't I go to?"
- No! If your jar gets within ten feet of that cucmber, it'll turn into a pickle. Ineed you to use the jar to get us to the Square, now!
- 5/?
- >Picklehead:"Ok, get in"
- >You lookat the jar
- >How the fuck is a grown man going to fit in there
- >Picklehead sees your concern and says
- >"Don't worry about it, don't think about it, just close you yes and step forward"
- >You close your eyes
- >"Whatever you do, don't open your eyes"
- >You take a deep breath, and step forward
- >Instantly the smell of brine fills your nostrils, and seeds and droplets of brine pelt your shirt and pants
- >You stand still for what feels like ten minutes, until you hear Picklehead say
- >"Now open them"
- >You're in Ponyville Square
- >According to the clock tower in the distance, you were in there for no more then three seconds
- >"So, how'd you like it?"
- Never...again...
- >He laughs
- >"Thats what everyone syas their first time"
- 6/?
- >You look around, but don't see Badpacing anywhere
- >Then, suddenly, you see Team Gore running into the square
- >You grab Picklehead, and drag him over to Twilight
- >Just as you get there, so does Team Gore
- We're finished!
- >You and Fractured Flow say at the same time
- TS:"WHeres the rest of your team?"
- >You fake un-comprehension
- Wha-what? Oh, where did Badpacing get off to now? Please, don't judge our performance based on the weakest link Twilight!
- >You see him joggin up into the square
- See! There he is! Oy, Badpacing, over here!
- >He joins the group, making sure to keep the cucmber far away from the jar
- >Fractured Flow:"But we won, right? Our whole team was here, all three members, when we said we were done!"
- TS:"Uh...well...It looks like we have a tie!"
- 7/?
- >FF:"But they have a magic jar to help them!"
- >"Picklehead: And where do the rules state I couldn't use Jeremy?"
- >FF:"You name it Jeremy?"
- >Picklehead:"Its not an it. Its a he, thank you very much"
- >A minute later, Twilight has gone to tell the mayor the news
- >MM:"Citizens and competitors, stop your search! We have our two winning temas!"
- 8/8
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