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- >Five days ago, you were given the glorious invitation you have been waiting for.
- >In the mail came an odd letter stating that you were chosen to live out your wildest dreams.
- >Inside of this letter was a map, a map that lead to what you expected to be the big horse haven.
- >Kinda like Jurassic Park but with gigantic ponies.
- >The time of the monsterhorse was at hand.
- >You bust open your piggy bank and made a dash for some backwater village in rural Europe.
- >To your surprise, the trip wasn't actually that bad.
- >In fact, it was quite a relaxing experience.
- >Until you arrived at a strangely serene dock.
- >You stepped out of the guide's truck, but as soon as you did; he slammed on the gas and drove like he had to use the can.
- >Weird
- >But what can you expect, this place gave you the heebie jeebies too.
- >The cold wind blew and whispered.
- >On the dock a lone, rugged looking motorboat danced with the movement of the current.
- >You spotted a dead tree, and what appeared to be a torn note stuck to the trunk.
- "Get into the boat please."
- >The word please was scribbled all over the page, whoever this was; they were kinda clingy from what you could tell.
- >But the path to big horse is paved with clingy people.
- >And the map to big horse heaven kinda leads you through the lake anyway.
- >Judgement and common sense were thrown right out the window, you wanted gigantic horses.
- >So you hopped into the rickety boat and revved up the engine.
- >For some reason, the boat had a locked cabinet; a salty odor came from within.
- >"Ugh, whatever is making that smell should-"
- >The tide quickly shifted into a violent tone.
- >Water was being pushed up like a geyser.
- >"D-did I just see a shark tail? Or maybe it was a whale or-"
- >Somethin's rockin the boat, and it ain't a guppy.
- >The current nearly made your boat capsize from the sheer force of it.
- >Tension?
- >That word would be an insult to this situation.
- >Your knees were buckling, a small bead of sweat fell down your forehead.
- >Only thing that was on your mind?
- >Why in the blue hell did this have to happen when you're so close to Jurassic Pones?
- >You could have had a heart attack before getting the letter, that would've been better than being a quick snack for whatever was stalking you.
- >"Just gotta get out of here..."
- >You attempted to rev the engine back up.
- >One pull, two pull, three pull.
- >Like it would be that easy.
- >"No no no, of all the times for boats to betray me!"
- >You slammed your fist against the motor like a caveman.
- >Nah, it wasn't going anywhere.
- >Neither were you.
- >A quick tug of your seaworthy vehicle made your heart stop.
- >The creature snagged itself onto your steel anchor.
- >Ouch.
- >"Ahh!"
- >The impact made you stumble onto your butt.
- >"Kind of rough, don't you think?"
- >Not really the time for wise cracks you immediately thought.
- >And now it was starting to pull the boat around the lake in the most careless manner you've ever seen.
- >Guess you had to put your big boy pants on and buckle your...boatbelt? Because this ride was about to get bumpy.
- >To and fro the boat was thrown, it seemed like the monster wasn't even aware of dragging it.
- >Your boat stopped dead in its tracks.
- >Maybe the monster bled out?
- >That was one theory, and one that you were most in favor of.
- >You looked around the lake, it was quiet.
- >Out of the corner of your eye, four bright blue neon lights moved through the fog.
- >"Damn damn damn...wait a sec!"
- >The lights stopped moving after that remark
- >Strange, maybe it bit it's tongue?
- >"Whatever is in this, it's gotta be useful against this thing!"
- >Breaking the damaged container was easy enough. A quick kick did it
- >"Chips? What the hell!?"
- >Bags upon bags of chips were inside of the demolished crate.
- "CHIPS!?" An excited voice came from the mist.
- >"What was that? Sounded like a.."
- >The raging tide pushed through the surrounding fog.
- >Four bright blue neon lights continued to inch closer and closer to you.
- >A fifth light soon lit up, it was about ten times bigger than the others, and it was the closest to the water.
- >It was rushing right at you.
- >Hopefully it was allergic to salt.
- >What were you on, it lived in the saltiest water in Europe.
- >Well, better to have tried and died than cried and died.
- >A loud popping noise came from the bag as you ripped it open in a worried frenzy.
- >You reached into the bag, the salty particles of the contents sticking to your hand.
- >With precise timing, and a pounding heart; you lobbed the crunchy chips into the monster's glowing maw.
- >Surprisingly, it warded the creature off.
- >At that time, at least.
- >It frantically swerved around your boat after it caught the chips with a delightful look on its face.
- >Delightful meaning less terrifying than it was five seconds ago.
- >From the depths beneath your boat, an antenna popped out to your side.
- >The neon light from the top of it was hypnotizing, it was so stunning...it was so beautiful.
- >And it was sorta rude.
- >Without warning, it pushed you down to the floor of the boat with an intense amount of brute force.
- >Stuck on your back, another antenna thrust itself out of the water.
- >This is it, it's over.
- >Monster one, Anon zero.
- >You started to say your prayers and were ready to meet your maker.
- >The beast ascended from the water, it was eye level with you.
- >Its muzzle was a few inches away from the very tip of your boat.
- >Water dripped from its ears playfully.
- >Getting back up to your feet wasn't really possible.
- >Every time you rose up, it lowered it's head to nudge you back down to the boat's floor with one of its antenna.
- "Boop!"
- >"God just-"
- "Boop!"
- >"Swear to god, let me-"
- "Boop!"
- >This was really getting on your nerves.
- >"Let me get-"
- "Boopy!"
- >Each time it pushed you down, it just laughed.
- >"Seriously, this is getting old!"
- "Beep!"
- >It planted you down with authority, and laughed again.
- >The size of the beast was mind boggling, its behavior even more so.
- >Having a tough time getting to your feet, you decide it would be best to kick back at the mercy of the creature.
- "Chips, mister?"
- >"Wh-what?"
- >It spoke with a sweet voice, sweeter than a fine chocolate cake.
- "Chips, that's what I said."
- >"Uh..."
- >You froze up at that very moment.
- >Did you hit your head too hard?
- >Was this a sick trick?
- >Even if it was, it was still a sight to behold.
- >As you observed it down the salt ridden chips with glee, you thought it would be wise to remain quiet.
- >Good move, a strange beast of this magnitude is the most unpredictable force ever thought of.
- "Mmmhm I haven't had chips in a while!"
- >A short belch soon followed, and just like that she finished the cargo that was left aboard your fine-ish vessel.
- "I know you!" The excited beast cheered.
- >"Y-you do?"
- "Yep!"
- >"Well, who am I-"
- "You're uh..."
- >"Who?"
- "I 'unno, but all I know is; I'm so happy that you've come!"
- >"What are you talking about?"
- "Nobody's ever gotten into this little boat, even after I made those mean townspeople put a sign up." She placed the tip of her hoof onto the small boat and quickly took it off, sending the vessel into a slight bobbing frenzy.
- >"You mean that note that says "enter the boat please please please"?"
- "Oooh so it did work!" It clapped its hooves together in joy, splashing quite a bit of water into your face.
- >This thing was odd, not in the bad way...but in the extremely quirky way.
- >"So uhm, y-you got a name?"
- "Uh...Seq- no no, erm....oh it's Orchid!"
- >Took a bit, but she remembered.
- >"You fumbled there for a sec, you must not get out much."
- "I haven't talked to another living thing in so long!"
- >"Well, when you attack whoever comes here-"
- "What? I was just so excited to see you! I-I'm sorry..."
- >You know, for a terrifying monster of nightmare; she's pretty harmless.
- >"It's okay, I mean uh..."
- >Conversing with this gigantic kaiju was harder than fighting it.
- >"Look, the only reason I'm out here is because I need to get across the lake."
- >The map was a tad waterlogged, when you showed it to Orchid you could see her majestic blue beams shining from the other side.
- "Ooohh, that sounds fun! Is there treasure there?"
- >"More than you could imagine."
- "What kinda treasure?"
- >"Gold, silver, gems..."
- "That's not treasure, that's junk."
- Orchid scrunched her muzzle and energetically shook her soaked mane out of her face.
- >"What? Those things are very valuable!"
- "Pfft, if they're sooo valuable, why is my bed made out of them?"
- >"Y-you've got an entire bed of treasure!?" You rolled the damp map back up and put it back into your pocket.
- "Well, yeah; what else am I gonna sleep on?"
- >"Didn't even know you had to sleep...seeing as you're a monster" Not the brightest idea to call Orchid a monster, but hey; it was in the heat of the moment.
- "A m-monster?" She sniffed and quickly looked away from you.
- >Now you've done it, she's gonna eat you smart guy-
- >Is she crying?
- >"Uh Orchid?"
- >Her sobbing wasn't very loud, but it echoed through your skull.
- >Watching a kaiju cry wasn't fun.
- >And she wouldn't stop crying, probably couldn't even hear you.
- >It was time to man up.
- >So you took your boat up to her side. At least a part of her upper body was topside along with her head.
- >You could only think of one way you could get her attention and not get splashed out of existence.
- >You rolled up to her side and extended your hand...
- >Man, you were shaking like you've seen a ghost.
- >It felt like time was moving slower.
- >Your heart almost pounded completely out of your chest.
- >Finally you made contact with Orchid's smooth skin.
- >And did THAT ever get her attention...
- "Eeeeeeeeeeee!"
- >Orchid looked giddy, from what you saw. She screamed in joy.
- >Until she bolted out of your reach and submerged herself in the dark void of the lake.
- >Well, you guessed that you solved the situation.
- >Now to get to Jurassic Pones.
- >However, destiny had something else in mind.
- >The water started to roar ferociously, the waves were beating your small speedboat silly.
- >And the addition of more fog rolling in didn't help.
- >You held on to whatever you could, hoping the lake wouldn't swallow you whole.
- >The vessel twisted from left to right, the current smashing it enough for it to nearly wreck under the severe pelting of water.
- >Water splashed into your eyes and mouth, the churning waves destroying the boat.
- >The speedy vessel couldn't withstand anymore, it finally buckled under the beating.
- >It overturned, and sent you flying overboard.
- >Water, shivering cold water embraced your skin.
- >You could swim, at least.
- >"Swim back to the boat, push it back over and get the hell out of this lake..." You said under your breath.
- >A plan is a plan, and well; yours was going to work.
- >Until a certain kaiju slammed its horn straight through the overturned vessel, turning it into nothing but driftwood.
- >"Perfect..."
- >A large shadow formed underneath you in the darkness of the water.
- >It was time to say your prayers and say goodbye cruel world...
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