/mlp/ vocaroo for FIM ep 1

Celestia Monologue
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0tuPKO88YNj
Twilight Sparkle: ...and harmony has been maintained in Equestria for generations since. Hmm... Elements of Harmony. I know I've heard of those before... but where?
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0SeYQfwLJME
Twinkleshine: There you are, Twilight! Moondancer is having a little get-together in the west castle courtyard. You wanna come?
http://vocaroo.com/i/s142Wm8qOwTT
Twilight Sparkle: Oh, sorry, girls... I've got a lot of studying to catch up on.
  http://vocaroo.com/i/s0RhpbtMdad8
Twinkleshine: [sigh] Does that pony do anything except study? I think she's more interested in books than friends.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0glKk15RmXt

Twilight Sparkle: I know I've heard of the Elements of Harmony.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0VUqZkuTKM0
    Spike: Ow!
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1nY7Ndc2oyM
    Twilight Sparkle: Spike! Spi-ike! Spike?
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0lhi9DMpJtL
    Spike: [groan]
http://vocaroo.com/i/s03vq9z5iuJs
    Twilight Sparkle: There you are. Quick, find me that old copy of Predictions and Prophecies. What's that for?
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0nuPN2nW3zQ
    Spike: Well, it was a gift for Moondancer, but...
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0nNxUObuSW6
    [squeak]
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0h659H5UQ6U
    Twilight Sparkle: Oh Spike, you know we don't have time for that sort of thing.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1qnSN6uDlWg
    Spike: But we're on a break!
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0IpFpH8p4yr
    Twilight Sparkle: No, no, no... no, no, no! [grunts] Spike!
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1MT1fqMQDeD
    Spike: It's over here!
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1o3xMp1duxs
    [whack]
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    Twilight Sparkle: Ah! Elements, Elements, E, E, E... Aha! Elements of Harmony, see: Mare in the Moon?
http://vocaroo.com/i/s10vIRDXAfWk
    Spike: Mare in the Moon? But that's just an old ponies' tale.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0xryDQL4M0M
    Twilight Sparkle: Mare, mare... aha! The Mare in the Moon, myth from olden pony times. A powerful pony who wanted to rule Equestria, defeated by the Elements of Harmony and imprisoned in the moon. Legend has it that on the longest day of the thousandth year, the stars will aid in her escape, and she will bring about nighttime eternal! [gasp] Spike! Do you know what this means?
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0Wwg5prSReP
    Spike: No-- whoa!  [smack]Ow!
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1f07dlV3Qzs
    Twilight Sparkle: Take a note please, to the Princess.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0KUNtzdhBSr
    Spike: Okie dokie.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s07FpEFdszsg
    Twilight Sparkle: My dearest teacher, my continuing studies of pony magic have led me to discover that we are on the precipice of disaster!
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1gAalAxLj8m
    Spike: Hold on. Preci... preci...
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0WF1uGnNyGw
    Twilight Sparkle: Threshold.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1FD8MNfVjRK
    Spike: Threh...
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0GLzY5rJOTT
    Twilight Sparkle: Uh, brink? Ugh, that something really bad is about to happen! For you see, the mythical Mare in the Moon is in fact Nightmare Moon, and she's about to return to Equestria, and bring with her eternal night! Something must be done to make sure this terrible prophecy does not come true. I await your quick response. Your faithful student, Twilight Sparkle.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s19UWxoGf1Lf
    Spike: Twilight Sparkle. Got it!
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0mp5BpPefeh
    Twilight Sparkle: Great! Send it.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0ws3eaZa6qA
    Spike: Now?
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1a18i3xrElv
    Twilight Sparkle: Of course!
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0MbXqMlaf6r
    Spike: Uh, I dunno, Twilight, Princess Celestia's a little busy getting ready for the Summer Sun Celebration. And it's like, the day after tomorrow.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1HOviT1XMyU
    Twilight Sparkle: That's just it, Spike. The day after tomorrow is the thousandth year of the Summer Sun Celebration! It's imperative that the Princess is told right away!
http://vocaroo.com/i/s09z6H6LPbhI
    Spike: Impera... impera...
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0FBI5ewh5tZ
    Twilight Sparkle: Important!
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0PYIuNadt0C
    Spike: Whoa!
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0EsYtXQvPgU
    [crunch]
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1eqRdkv7Kkc
    Spike: Okay, okay! [inhale] There, it's on its way. But I wouldn't hold your breath...
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1IigEYxGTg0
    Twilight Sparkle: Oh, I'm not worried, Spike. The Princess trusts me completely. In all the years she's been my mentor she's never once doubted me.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0akruTx4rSk
    Spike: [belch]
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0hNPrJh1SSF
    Twilight Sparkle: See? I knew she would want to take immediate action.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0OCyPLHn0Sr
    Spike: [clears throat] My dearest, most faithful student Twilight. You know that I value your diligence and that I trust you completely.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1Vn6eu2Vpxj
    Twilight Sparkle: Mm-hm!
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1CUfy1o9Lkc
    Spike: ...but you simply must stop reading those dusty old books!
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0hTga00FlvS
    Twilight Sparkle: [gasp]
http://vocaroo.com/i/s13v9LTComnJ
    Spike: My dear Twilight, there is more to a young pony's life than studying, so I'm sending you to supervise the preparations for the Summer Sun Celebration in this year's location: Ponyville. And, I have an even more essential task for you to complete: make some friends!
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0cni4bK630N
    Twilight Sparkle: [sigh]
http://vocaroo.com/i/s17qm4gLPNR3
    Spike: Look on the bright side, Twilight. The Princess arranged for you to stay in a library. Doesn't that make you happy?
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1MpYw8zuYpe
    Twilight Sparkle: Yes, yes it does. You know why? Because I'm right! I'll check on the preparations as fast as I can, then get to the library to find some proof of Nightmare Moon's return.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0BcI3Xoq909
    Spike: Then... when will you make friends, like the Princess said?
http://vocaroo.com/i/s15AuEXop3ve
    Twilight Sparkle: She said to check on preparations. I am her student, and I'll do my royal duty, but the fate of Equestria does not rest on me making friends.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1QPja8p6kri
    Royal guards: [whinnying]
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0582JTvt3sW
    Twilight Sparkle: Thank you, sirs.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1g5zUU1JZVb
    Royal guards: [huffing]
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    Spike: Maybe the ponies in Ponyville have interesting things to talk about. Come on, Twilight, just try!
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0j9XfnmRkRS
    Twilight Sparkle: Um... hello?
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0yqx67JIWvk
    Pinkie Pie: [prolonged gasp]
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1NM6gxbsR8L
    Twilight Sparkle: Well, that was interesting all right.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1GxtJhb5ay7
    Spike: [sigh]
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0mIwadoqMyx
    Spike: Summer Sun Celebration official overseer's checklist. Number one, banquet preparations: Sweet Apple Acres.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0uongqbMRMr
    Applejack: Yeehaw!
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1Ig3xHCIW3k
    [thump]
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1q2hwqsXPjY
    Twilight Sparkle: [sigh] Let's get this over with... Good afternoon. My name is Twilight Sparkle--
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0S9szHg5wVS
    Applejack: Well, howdy-doo, Miss Twilight, a pleasure makin' your acquaintance. I'm Applejack. We here at Sweet Apple Acres sure do like making new friends!
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0EM0rhZ1ZWi
    Twilight Sparkle: Friends? Actually, I--
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0vbFsPPoIrl
    Applejack: So, what can I do you for?
 http://vocaroo.com/i/s0BOaU1Xtma4
   Spike: [snickering]
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0j0WM4fjezU
    Twilight Sparkle: [clears throat] Well, I am in fact here to supervise preparations for the Summer Sun Celebration. And you're in charge of the food?
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1SwxNOQCd0E
    Applejack: We sure as sugar are! Would you care to sample some?
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1IKdoWcFYOe
    Twilight Sparkle: As long as it doesn't take too long...
http://vocaroo.com/i/s18y1wty4PCt
 [triangle ringing]
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0RopH9lE119
http://vocaroo.com/i/s02pGsNgxZyQ
    Applejack: Soup's on, everypony!
http://vocaroo.com/i/s098pnkWdTqs *Bad quality*
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1KqLciWQZCf *Bad quality*
http://vocaroo.com/i/s052UZpIWG2c
    [thump]
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1ZGrN4alcfe

    Applejack: Now, why don't I introduce y'all to the Apple family?
http://vocaroo.com/i/s15jlgfE3wHT
    Twilight Sparkle: Thanks, but I really need to hurry--
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0yecp4CuFJR
    Applejack: This here's Apple Fritter. Apple Bumpkin. Red Gala. Red Delicious, Golden Delicious, Caramel Apple, Apple Strudel, Apple Tart, Baked Apples, Apple Brioche, Apple Cinnamon Crisp... [deep breath] Big McIntosh, Apple Bloom and Granny Smith. Up'n'attem, Granny Smith, we got guests.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0LpEgTRMLdD
    Granny Smith: [snort] Wha..? Soup's on? I'm up, here I come, ahm comin'...
http://vocaroo.com/i/s10fssIqJzWu
    Applejack: Why, I'd say you're already part of the family!
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1SLgfL8e9Jo
    Twilight Sparkle: [spit] [nervous laughter] Okay, well, I can see the food situation is handled, so we'll be on our way.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0KSQk4CqPeu
    Apple Bloom: Aren't you gonna stay for brunch?
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0UChLeUxEzq
    Twilight Sparkle: Sorry, but we have an awful lot to do...
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1PrzyfBQRuI
    Apple family: [disappointed sighs]
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1azhnpirfYL
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1zmEmQSAmfR
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1gQp8hVE4PY
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http://vocaroo.com/i/s1UYGLfaiRUk
    Twilight Sparkle: ...fine.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1zufcCBH17r
    Apple family: [cheering]
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0n1BiMhrdif
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0EmNGtE0hij
http://vocaroo.com/i/s05RyRwEdUjf
http://vocaroo.com/i/s18PYRzYL3ni
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0YNSF0Hrlpt
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0UQcfDoymUB
    Spike: Food's all taken care of, next is weather.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1r1epAH0xa9
    Twilight Sparkle: Ugh... I ate too much pie...
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1um5cUZUdvF
    Spike: Hmm, there's supposed to be a Pegasus pony named Rainbow Dash clearing the clouds.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0ai5CtibLPt
    Twilight Sparkle: Well, she's not doing a very good job, is she?
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1qDg9qL1epq
    [whack]
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0knIVzaSU3C
    [splat]
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1jhttS8kKna
    Twilight Sparkle: Nng.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1sCcZDkjQNS
    Rainbow Dash: [sheepish laughter] Uh, 'scuse me? [more sheepish laughter]
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1qW6TsGkyQY
    Twilight Sparkle: Nnnn.

    Rainbow Dash: [laughter] Lemme help you.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1TKoPlsaUXj
    [rushing water]
http://fratti.ch/water.wav
    Rainbow Dash: [more sheepish laughter] Oops, I guess I overdid it. Um, uh, how about this? My very own patented Rain-Blow Dry! No no. Don't thank me. You're quite welcome. [bursts out laughing]
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0eqpb67Dti7
    Spike: [bursts out laughing]
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1JLV0xs6AoU
    Twilight Sparkle: Let me guess. You're Rainbow Dash.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1804FfsskxM
    Rainbow Dash: The one and only. Why, you heard of me?
http://vocaroo.com/i/s03j2eXw0OwM
http://vocaroo.com/i/s01GlscHOoPQ
    Twilight Sparkle: I heard you were supposed to be keeping the sky clear. [sigh] I'm Twilight Sparkle, and the Princess sent me to check on the weather.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0z1wiTnFkIo
    Rainbow Dash: Yeah, yeah, that'll be a snap. I'll do it in a jiffy. Just as soon as I'm done practicing.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0b7GJ19pDqR
    Twilight Sparkle: Practicing for what?
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1TjOeKWxdj2
    Rainbow Dash: The Wonderbolts! They're gonna perform at the Celebration tomorrow, and I'm gonna show 'em my stuff!
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1q4KxV4bx4u
    Twilight Sparkle: The Wonderbolts?
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0ilmFVPlFdl
    Rainbow Dash: Yep!
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1lTIqsVpL3h
    Twilight Sparkle: The most talented flyers in all of Equestria?
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0ilmFVPlFdl
    Rainbow Dash: That's them!
http://vocaroo.com/i/s01w724Krtaw
    Twilight Sparkle: Pfft! Please. They'd never accept a Pegasus who can't even keep the sky clear for one measly day.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1X3JOYAvbKd
Rainbow Dash: Hey, I could clear this sky in ten seconds flat. http://vocaroo.com/i/s0GDTkjwUQKQ
Twilight Sparkle: Prove it.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1B9BIm8mVv0
[whooshing noises]
http://fratti.ch/wooshing.wav