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- >Fluffy pony is running around the house.
- >He is excited at all the inflated bunnies and colorful eggs laying about.
- >He runs up to you, “Home wook pwetty daddeh! Fwuffy wike pwetty!”
- >You look down at your smiling ball of fluff.
- >”It’s Easter little guy. I even got you something.”
- >The little fluffy screams in joy, “Daddeh ge’ fwuffy pwesent! Yay! Fwuffy am happeh daddeh! Wha daddeh ge’ fwuffy?”
- >He stands in front of you shaking with anticipation.
- >You can see the happiness beaming from his little fluffy face.
- >You bring up a sack and reach in it.
- >You bring out a large chocolate Easter bunny and set it down.
- >The fluffy pony looks at it and squees, “Daddeh get fwuffy nyu fwen! Fwuffy am happy!”
- >Fluffy pony truddles up to the chocolate bunny giggling and gives it a big hug.
- >There is a small crack and the bunnies head falls of.
- >Fluffy pony is mortified, “Nuuuuuu! Fwen hewt! Hewp fwen daddeh! Hewp fwen!”
- >You walk over and look at the now severed head of the bunny and pick it up.
- >”I’m sorry, but you gave him too big of owchies.”
- >He starts to tear up, “Nuuu! Fwuffy nuu wan hewt fwen! Pwease hewp fwen daddeh!”
- >”Everyone wants to celebrate Easter but your friend can’t because you killed him!”
- >Fluffy pony starts to cry, “Fwuffy am sowwy fwen! Wahhhhh! Fwuffy sowwy!”
- >You look down at the head, “Well, there is only one thing we can do now.”
- >You slowly bring the head of the bunny up and take a bite out of it.
- >”AHHHH! Why eat fwen daddeh! Fwen nuu nummies! Huu huuuuu….”
- >You stare at the fluffy, “You made me do this!”
- >The fluffies teary eyes stare pitifully at you while it covers its mouth in horror as you take another bite.
- >”I have to eat him to cover up your hurting of your friends.”
- >”Or do you want everyone to know how bad a fluffy you are.”
- >”A bad fluffy who kills his friends!”
- >You take another bite as the fluffy lays down covering his face sobbing.
- >This is why you love Easter.
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