Leeroy Jenkins: Insanity and Games

[22:12] <AlexanderPyrite> > Alex and Lyra start Jailbreak Adventure
[22:12] <ATtheorytime[DM]> Lyra, when you wake up you manage to turn your head to see Alex in a cage besides you
[22:13] <Lyra_Bel> "Welp"
[22:13] <ATtheorytime[DM]> Everything else is the same, same wall, same cramped cage, same purple color scheme...
[22:13] <ATtheorytime[DM]> Except that Abyss is not present
[22:14] <Lyra_Bel> "There's pretty much no way this wasn't going to happen"
[22:14] <ATtheorytime[DM]> Alex groggily starts to wake up
[22:15]  * AlexanderPyrite rubs his eyes and looks around
[22:15] <AlexanderPyrite> "Shit. Looks like i fucked up"
[22:15] <Lyra_Bel> "Y'don't say?"
[22:15] <ATtheorytime[DM]> Alex can see a wall. The floor. And Lyra in a cage next to him
[22:15] <ATtheorytime[DM]> It is to cramped to look around behind you
[22:16] <AlexanderPyrite> "God dammit"
[22:16] <AlexanderPyrite> "I should have listened to you"
[22:16] <AlexanderPyrite> "Im so sorry"
[22:16] <Lyra_Bel> "Doesn't matter"
[22:16] <Lyra_Bel> "Wouldn't have worked anyway"
[22:17] <AlexanderPyrite> "Oh all the plans I must have fucked up by being here"
[22:17]  * Lyra_Bel sighs
[22:17]  * AlexanderPyrite attempts to cover face in regret
[22:18] <Lyra_Bel> "The plan was a joke.  It made even less sense than the trial"
[22:18] <AlexanderPyrite> "No offence"
[22:19] <AlexanderPyrite> "but a lot of the trial was you somewhat wasting time"
[22:19] <Lyra_Bel> "I know, I know"
[22:19] <Lyra_Bel> "Didn't work out anyway"
[22:20]  * AlexanderPyrite says nothing for a while
[22:20] <AlexanderPyrite> "So what are we supposed to just wait here to be tortured?"
[22:20] <Lyra_Bel> "S'pose so"
[22:20] <AlexanderPyrite> "Maybe they could HURRY UP"
[22:20]  * AlexanderPyrite shouts the last words
[22:20] <Lyra_Bel> "Can't tell if she's trying the 'make them stew in their fear' thing or if she's already dead"
[22:21] <AlexanderPyrite> "How could the queen be dead"
[22:21] <Lyra_Bel> "Oh, you know"
[22:21] <Lyra_Bel> "A certain plan"
[22:22] <ATtheorytime[DM]> You hear something dripping on top of your cages
[22:22] <AlexanderPyrite> "ah the plans what is that"
[22:22]  * AlexanderPyrite attempts to get a better view
[22:22] <Lyra_Bel> "Y'know"
[22:22] <Lyra_Bel> "Just, like"
[22:23] <ATtheorytime[DM]> The top of your cage obscures the view
[22:23] <Lyra_Bel> "Blow up Derse"
[22:23] <AlexanderPyrite> "With us on it?"
[22:23]  * Lyra_Bel bangs the top of her cage with her fist
[22:23] <ATtheorytime[DM]> It's probably nothing...
[22:23] <Lyra_Bel> "Maybe"
[22:23] <Lyra_Bel> "You remember I wanted everyone else away"
[22:24] <AlexanderPyrite> "Yeah but i thought you meant like"
[22:24] <AlexanderPyrite> "on prospit not dead"
[22:24] <AlexanderPyrite> "wait i just realized what you meant"
[22:24] <Lyra_Bel> "Yep"
[22:25] <ATtheorytime[DM]> Roll me WIS checks both of you
[22:25] <Lyra_Bel> Roll 1d20-1
[22:25] <`DM> Lyra_Bel rolled 1d20-1 [ 1d20=14 ]{13}
[22:25] <AlexanderPyrite> roll 1d20-1
[22:25] <`DM> AlexanderPyrite rolled 1d20-1 [ 1d20=17 ]{16}
[22:26] <AlexanderPyrite> "How were you planning on blowing up a fukcing planet"
[22:26] <Lyra_Bel> "I'd rather not say while we're being listened to"
[22:26] <AlexanderPyrite> "I see"
[22:26] <AlexanderPyrite> "so the plan is still in motion"
[22:27] <Lyra_Bel> "Never stopped"
[22:27]  * Lyra_Bel grins
[22:27] <Lyra_Bel> "Things get real easy once you expect them to go wrong, turns out"
[22:27]  * AlexanderPyrite grins
[22:27] <AlexanderPyrite> "I have no idea what that means"
[22:28] <Lyra_Bel> "Me neither, but it makes me sound like I know what I'm doing, so that's what I'm going with"
[22:28] <AlexanderPyrite> "Sounds good"
[22:29] <AlexanderPyrite> "So are we in the derse castle?"
[22:29] <Lyra_Bel> "Dunno"
[22:29] <Lyra_Bel> "I guess it might be my old room?"
[22:29]  * Lyra_Bel tries to dream up a pen
[22:29] <ATtheorytime[DM]> Blood starts to slowly drip from the ceilings of your cages
[22:29] <ATtheorytime[DM]> No response
[22:30] <AlexanderPyrite> "They took over your roo-holy shit"
[22:30] <Lyra_Bel> "Oh, fun"
[22:30] <AlexanderPyrite> "Is that"
[22:30] <ATtheorytime[DM]> Roll me WIS checks both of you
[22:30] <`DM> ATtheorytime[DM] rolled me WIS checks both of you error: malformed expression
[22:30] <Lyra_Bel> Roll 1d20-1
[22:30] <`DM> Lyra_Bel rolled 1d20-1 [ 1d20=12 ]{11}
[22:30] <Lyra_Bel> "Looks like"
[22:30] <AlexanderPyrite> roll 1d20-1
[22:30] <`DM> AlexanderPyrite rolled 1d20-1 [ 1d20=3 ]{2}
[22:31] <Lyra_Bel> ((Welp))
[22:31] <AlexanderPyrite> ((shit))
[22:31] <AlexanderPyrite> ((i was talking to my dad and almost dropped the fbomb))
[22:32] <AlexanderPyrite> "Woah lyra"
[22:32] <AlexanderPyrite> "thats..."
[22:32] <AlexanderPyrite> "Thats fucking blood"
[22:32] <Lyra_Bel> "Yup"
[22:32] <Lyra_Bel> "Welcome to Derse"
[22:32] <Lyra_Bel> "It sucks"
[22:32] <AlexanderPyrite> "Y-yeah"
[22:32] <ATtheorytime[DM]> Alex, you feel a breathing down the back of your neck. Hot. Sticky. Panting.
[22:32] <AlexanderPyrite> "im regretting my choice even more"
[22:33] <AlexanderPyrite> "wh-oah"
[22:33]  * AlexanderPyrite attempts to slap at the back of my neck
[22:33] <Lyra_Bel> "You okay?"
[22:33] <ATtheorytime[DM]> There's nothing there. The breath is on your hand now
[22:33] <AlexanderPyrite> "Oh god i feel something breathing"
[22:34] <AlexanderPyrite> "I cant look back fuck what the fuck"
[22:34] <Lyra_Bel> "Alex"
[22:34] <ATtheorytime[DM]> Your inability to see what is behind you is driving you mad with worry
[22:34] <ATtheorytime[DM]> Fear, even
[22:34] <AlexanderPyrite> "What lyra"
[22:34] <AlexanderPyrite> "Shit shit shit"
[22:35] <Lyra_Bel> "Calm down"
[22:35] <Lyra_Bel> "What's the worst they can do?"
[22:35] <AlexanderPyrite> "yeah i guess"
[22:36] <AlexanderPyrite> "Fuck theyre right there"
[22:36] <AlexanderPyrite> "all it would take is a sharp knife fuck"
[22:36] <AlexanderPyrite> "fuk im about to die"
[22:36] <Lyra_Bel> "Alex"
[22:36] <AlexanderPyrite> "Lyra i dont want to die"
[22:37] <Lyra_Bel> "You are not going to die"
[22:37] <Lyra_Bel> "Partially because there is literally nothing there"
[22:37] <AlexanderPyrite> "Thanks for the support but theyre right fucking there"
[22:37] <ATtheorytime[DM]> Alex, you hear an audible ripping sound as fingernails drag themselves down your back, tearing your clothing along the back
[22:37] <AlexanderPyrite> "I know it"
[22:37] <AlexanderPyrite> "FUUUCK"
[22:37] <AlexanderPyrite> "Theyre scratching me
[22:37] <Lyra_Bel> "Okay yeah there's something there"
[22:37]  * Lyra_Bel tries to angle herself to look
[22:37] <AlexanderPyrite> "fuck augh"
[22:38]  * AlexanderPyrite arches back to get away from breath as far as possible
[22:38] <ATtheorytime[DM]> You can't see from this blasted cage!
[22:38] <ATtheorytime[DM]> Lyra roll me a WIS check
[22:38] <AlexanderPyrite> "Just get the fuck away you creepy fucking chess piece of shit"
[22:38] <Lyra_Bel> Roll 1d20-1
[22:38] <`DM> Lyra_Bel rolled 1d20-1 [ 1d20=10 ]{9}
[22:38] <AlexanderPyrite> "Get the fuck out"
[22:38] <ATtheorytime[DM]> You're so damn cramped in here you can barely squirm
[22:39] <AlexanderPyrite> "is it cramped in here"
[22:39] <AlexanderPyrite> "FUCk its cramped theyre right there"
[22:39] <Lyra_Bel> "Alex, shut up a sec"
[22:39] <ATtheorytime[DM]> Something warm and fleshy, like a hunk of fat ripped off of a piece of meat splats into the skin of your back
[22:39] <AlexanderPyrite> "fuck fuck fuck ok ill try"
[22:40]  * AlexanderPyrite barely squirms with the meat
[22:40]  * AlexanderPyrite groans and sweats
[22:40] <ATtheorytime[DM]> The thing on your back slowly moves up and down
[22:40] <Lyra_Bel> "We're gonna be okay"
[22:40] <Lyra_Bel> "Yeah?"
[22:40] <ATtheorytime[DM]> Running along your spine slowly
[22:40] <AlexanderPyrite> "Y-yeah"
[22:40] <AlexanderPyrite> "I guess so"
[22:41] <AlexanderPyrite> "Fuck lyra im so sorry"
[22:41] <AlexanderPyrite> "i shoudlnt have come"
[22:41] <AlexanderPyrite> "the weird fleshy thing"
[22:41] <Lyra_Bel> "What?"
[22:41] <AlexanderPyrite> "its messing fuckin with my spine"
[22:41] <AlexanderPyrite> "I dont know"
[22:41] <AlexanderPyrite> "Its touching me fuuck"
[22:41] <ATtheorytime[DM]> A sharp pain stabs through your shoulder
[22:41] <AlexanderPyrite> "AUGH"
[22:42] <AlexanderPyrite> "l- i just got stabbed"
[22:42] <AlexanderPyrite> "fuck"
[22:42] <Lyra_Bel> "Okay"
[22:42] <ATtheorytime[DM]> Lyra, one more WIS check for old time's sake
[22:42] <Lyra_Bel> Roll 1d20-1
[22:42] <`DM> Lyra_Bel rolled 1d20-1 [ 1d20=20 ]{19}
[22:42] <Lyra_Bel> ((And there it is))
[22:42] <ATtheorytime[DM]> < Damn Girl >
[22:42] <AlexanderPyrite> ((dayum))
[22:42] <AlexanderPyrite> ((i got a 2 and you get this :c))
[22:42] <AlexanderPyrite> "fuck lyra"
[22:43]  * AlexanderPyrite slumps
[22:43] <ATtheorytime[DM]> < Imagine what a Crit fail would've been >
[22:43] <Lyra_Bel> "We're okay"
[22:43] <AlexanderPyrite> "i-i-i just want them to get on with it"
[22:43] <AlexanderPyrite> "just torture me you fucks"
[22:43] <Lyra_Bel> "This is it"
[22:43] <AlexanderPyrite> "i cant deal with this uncertainty"
[22:43] <ATtheorytime[DM]> lyra, you manage to twist yourself just so that you barely get a quick glimpse of Alex's back
[22:43] <ATtheorytime[DM]> There is nothing there at all
[22:43] <Lyra_Bel> "Alex, you're good"
[22:44] <ATtheorytime[DM]> His back is completely clothed and normal
[22:44] <Lyra_Bel> "They're screwing with your head"
[22:44] <AlexanderPyrite> "w-what?"
[22:44] <Lyra_Bel> "There is NOTHING there"
[22:44] <ATtheorytime[DM]> There are no signs of anything ever having happened
[22:44] <AlexanderPyrite> "i-i can fucking feel it"
[22:44] <Lyra_Bel> "Welcome to schizophrenia"
[22:44] <Lyra_Bel> "You're gonna be okay, yeah?"
[22:44] <Lyra_Bel> "Doesn't last that long"
[22:44] <ATtheorytime[DM]> In fact, there was never any blood dripping either
[22:44] <AlexanderPyrite> "shit having schizophrenia doenst sound good"
[22:45] <AlexanderPyrite> "I dont want to be insane"
[22:45] <Lyra_Bel> "Amen to that"
[22:45] <Lyra_Bel> "Now listen to me"
[22:45] <Lyra_Bel> "Everything you're feeling, everything you're seeing"
[22:45] <Lyra_Bel> "Lies"
[22:45] <Lyra_Bel> "Smoke and mirrors"
[22:45] <AlexanderPyrite> "b-but"
[22:45]  * AlexanderPyrite pants in pain and sweat drips off him
[22:46] <Lyra_Bel> "But what?"
[22:46] <Lyra_Bel> "They can't hurt you"
[22:46] <Lyra_Bel> "Not for real"
[22:46] <AlexanderPyrite> "but..."
[22:46] <AlexanderPyrite> "I feel it"
[22:46] <Lyra_Bel> "I know you do"
[22:47] <Lyra_Bel> "But y'know what?"
[22:47]  * AlexanderPyrite groans
[22:47] <AlexanderPyrite> "what?"
[22:47] <Lyra_Bel> "You're fine"
[22:47] <Lyra_Bel> "I can see you, right now, and you're fine"
[22:47] <AlexanderPyrite> "I-I am?"
[22:47] <AlexanderPyrite> "I"
[22:47] <Lyra_Bel> "Totally intact"
[22:47] <AlexanderPyrite> "I cant...:
[22:48] <Lyra_Bel> "I know"
[22:48]  * AlexanderPyrite slumps again and stops writhing
[22:48] <Lyra_Bel> "You're alright"
[22:48] <Lyra_Bel> "You're good"
[22:48] <AlexanderPyrite> "I..."
[22:48] <AlexanderPyrite> "I"
[22:49]  * AlexanderPyrite closes eyes
[22:49] <Lyra_Bel> "If you weren't fine, I'd tell you"
[22:49] <Lyra_Bel> "Right?"
[22:49] <AlexanderPyrite> "R-right"
[22:49] <Lyra_Bel> "Right"
[22:49] <Lyra_Bel> "Eyes closed"
[22:50] <AlexanderPyrite> "already there..."
[22:50] <Lyra_Bel> "Count to ten for me"
[22:51] <AlexanderPyrite> "1"
[22:51] <AlexanderPyrite> "2"
[22:51] <AlexanderPyrite> "3"
[22:51] <AlexanderPyrite> "4"
[22:51] <AlexanderPyrite> "5"
[22:51] <AlexanderPyrite> "6...7...8...9"
[22:51]  * AlexanderPyrite breathes deeply
[22:51] <AlexanderPyrite> "10"
[22:51] <Lyra_Bel> "Okay"
[22:51] <Lyra_Bel> "Any better?"
[22:53] <AlexanderPyrite> "y-yeah"
[22:53] <AlexanderPyrite> "I think I am"
[22:53] <Lyra_Bel> "Alright"
[22:53] <Lyra_Bel> "Welcome back"
[22:53] <AlexanderPyrite> "shit lyra i wouldnt have made it without you"
[22:53]  * AlexanderPyrite starts to cry a bit
[22:53] <Lyra_Bel> "Yeah you woulda"
[22:53] <AlexanderPyrite> "I'd be fuckin dead"
[22:53] <AlexanderPyrite> "or worse"
[22:54] <Lyra_Bel> "Definitely not dead"
[22:54] <AlexanderPyrite> "that somehow doesnt make me feel better"
[22:54] <Lyra_Bel> "Heh"
[22:54]  * AlexanderPyrite stops crying and pulls himself to gether a bit more
[22:54] <Lyra_Bel> "Well, you're good now anyway"
[22:54] <AlexanderPyrite> "maybe its time for the real stuff"
[22:54] <Lyra_Bel> "Eeyup"
[22:55] <AlexanderPyrite> "just recovered, somethings gotta go wrong"
[22:55] <AlexanderPyrite> "thats your philosophy right?"
[22:55] <Lyra_Bel> "Pretty much, yeah"
[22:55] <Lyra_Bel> "Hasn't failed me yet"
[22:56] <AlexanderPyrite> "alright"
[22:56]  * AlexanderPyrite shakes his head and exhales
[22:56] <AlexanderPyrite> "cant be w-"
[22:56] <AlexanderPyrite> "never mind"
[22:56] == Jaczac [~Jaczac@2601:647:4c01:e8b9:604c:bf86:c73:da8b] has quit [Read error: Connection reset by peer]
[22:57] <Lyra_Bel> "I appreciate you not finishing that sentence"
[22:57] <AlexanderPyrite> "almost did heh"
[22:57] <AlexanderPyrite> "sorry about the swearing by the way"
[22:57]  * Lyra_Bel sighs
[22:57] <Lyra_Bel> "Don't be"
[22:57] <AlexanderPyrite> "I forgot about your prefrence when i lost my mind"
[22:57] <Lyra_Bel> "It's not important"
[22:58] <AlexanderPyrite> "Alright"
[22:58] <AlexanderPyrite> "ill swear like a sailor from now on"
[22:59] <Lyra_Bel> "Not quite what I meant"
[22:59] <Lyra_Bel> "But y'know what, sure.  Doesn't matter"
[22:59]  * AlexanderPyrite laughs
[23:01] <AlexanderPyrite> "So now what"
[23:01] <Lyra_Bel> "Well I mean"
[23:01] <Lyra_Bel> "I guess we take that hour-long break"
[23:02]  * Lyra_Bel does her best to shrug
[23:02] <AlexanderPyrite> "I was thinking more like not being tortured during that break but sure"
[23:02]  * AlexanderPyrite shrugs as well
[23:02] <AlexanderPyrite> "why not?"
[23:02] <Lyra_Bel> "We're hardly being tortured"
[23:03] <AlexanderPyrite> "You were fine
[23:03] <AlexanderPyrite> "I had my brain invaded and beaten up from the inside"
[23:04] <Lyra_Bel> "Eeyup"
[23:04] <Lyra_Bel> "Another reason I didn't want anyone else here"
[23:05] <AlexanderPyrite> "I ended up fine thanks to you though"
[23:05] <Lyra_Bel> "You got hurt in the first place for the same reason"
[23:05]  * AlexanderPyrite grunts
[23:06] <AlexanderPyrite> "I came here because I was an idiot"
[23:06] <AlexanderPyrite> ""Oh derse cant be that bad"
[23:06] <AlexanderPyrite> ""lets go check out the big murple murderplanet""
[23:06] <Lyra_Bel> "Okay yeah, that?  That was pretty dumb"
[23:07] <AlexanderPyrite> "I got some cool stuff"
[23:07] <AlexanderPyrite> "Like a tour of a factory"
[23:07] <Lyra_Bel> "That so?"
[23:07] <AlexanderPyrite> "yeah"
[23:07] <Lyra_Bel> "What does Derse need a factory for?"
[23:07] <AlexanderPyrite> "spears apparently"
[23:07]  * Lyra_Bel laughs
[23:07] <AlexanderPyrite> "Scary stuff"
[23:07] <Lyra_Bel> "That'll do it"
[23:07] <AlexanderPyrite> "you should have seen them
[23:08] <AlexanderPyrite> "taller than i am with massive heads"
[23:08] <AlexanderPyrite> "Almost got impaled"
[23:08] <Lyra_Bel> "I've seen em, yeah"
[23:08] <Lyra_Bel> "Lost an arm, so that was fun"
[23:09] <AlexanderPyrite> "Do you not have an arm right now?"
[23:09]  * AlexanderPyrite tries to look"
[23:09]  * Lyra_Bel waves her stump in Alex's direction
[23:09] <Lyra_Bel> "Least it was my off hand"
[23:09] <Lyra_Bel> "Coulda been worse"
[23:09] <AlexanderPyrite> "jesus christ"
[23:09] <AlexanderPyrite> "looks like ill be doing the fighting"
[23:10] <Lyra_Bel> "We ain't fighting our way out of here, Alex"
[23:10] <Lyra_Bel> "Not unless you can rend these bars apart with your bare hands"
[23:11]  * AlexanderPyrite pauses
[23:11] <AlexanderPyrite> "i havent tried that yet"
[23:11] <Lyra_Bel> "S'pose I haven't either.  Maybe they're paper, heh"
[23:11] <Lyra_Bel> Roll 1d20 to break through cage bars
[23:11] <`DM> Lyra_Bel rolled 1d20 to break through cage bars [ 1d20=16 ]{16}
[23:11] <AlexanderPyrite> "let me"
[23:11] <ATtheorytime[DM]> Nope
[23:12] <AlexanderPyrite> roll 1d20+8 athletics to break bars
[23:12] <`DM> AlexanderPyrite rolled 1d20+8 athletics to break bars [ 1d20=3 ]{11}
[23:12] <AlexanderPyrite> "dammit"
[23:12] <ATtheorytime[DM]> They appear to be solid purple stuff
[23:12] <Lyra_Bel> "Still a bit shaky, eh?"
[23:12] <ATtheorytime[DM]> The Cruxite like material of Derse
[23:12] <AlexanderPyrite> "yeah i blame the semi-concussion"
[23:12] <Lyra_Bel> "Hmm?"
[23:13] <Lyra_Bel> "I meant after the forcibly-induced hallucination"
[23:13] <AlexanderPyrite> "Ah right that too"
[23:13] <AlexanderPyrite> "Man I havent been rolling with the punches well recently"
[23:14] <Lyra_Bel> "Same here"
[23:14] <Lyra_Bel> "Things are kinda just falling apart"
[23:14] <AlexanderPyrite> "I guess when we wake up we can try to fix this stuff"
[23:15] <Lyra_Bel> "I dunno, this actually doesn't even seem all that bad really"
[23:16] <Lyra_Bel> "I mean, they've given up on the psychological angle"
[23:16] <AlexanderPyrite> "thanks to my incredible therapist"
[23:16] <Lyra_Bel> "I literally told you to count"
[23:17] <Lyra_Bel> "Therapy is not kindergarten math"
[23:17] <AlexanderPyrite> "and said soothing words and... stuff"
[23:17] <AlexanderPyrite> "besides, just having another person is helpful"
[23:17] <AlexanderPyrite> "soothing"
[23:17] <AlexanderPyrite> "sh-crap i just said soothing"
[23:18] <Lyra_Bel> "A couple times, yeah"
[23:18] <AlexanderPyrite> "whatever, I was just insane like, 5 minutes ago"
[23:19] <Lyra_Bel> "What d'you mean?"
[23:19] <AlexanderPyrite> "I was hallucinating like 5 minutes ago"
[23:19] <AlexanderPyrite> "I apparenlty cant be bothered in my lessened mental state to come up with good adjectives"
[23:20] <Lyra_Bel> "What's so bad about that one?"
[23:20] <AlexanderPyrite> "just that its the only one i could come up with"
[23:21] <Lyra_Bel> "Okay I guess so, but that's hardly worth freaking out about"
[23:21] <AlexanderPyrite> "Yeah i know"
[23:22] <AlexanderPyrite> "at this point Im just making conversation as i wait for the torture to begin"
[23:22] <Lyra_Bel> "Hey, I just went over this"
[23:22] <Lyra_Bel> "That was it"
[23:22] <Lyra_Bel> "That was the evil torture"
[23:22] <AlexanderPyrite> "What"
[23:22] <AlexanderPyrite> "no knives"
[23:23] <Lyra_Bel> "It sucked, yeah, and now it doesn't suck"
[23:23] <AlexanderPyrite> "no thumbscrews"
[23:23] <Lyra_Bel> "Oh come on, we can handle knives and thumbscrews"
[23:23] <AlexanderPyrite> "yeah I know thats why"
[23:23] <AlexanderPyrite> "i want to get out"
[23:23] <AlexanderPyrite> "Stretch my legs"
[23:24] <Lyra_Bel> "Of course, yeah"
[23:24] <Lyra_Bel> "But if sitting down in an uncomfortable sort of way is the worst they can do?"
[23:24] <Lyra_Bel> "We got this"
[23:25] <AlexanderPyrite> "hell yeah"
[23:25] <AlexanderPyrite> "this conversation is actually making me feel more comfortable with this situation
[23:25] <Lyra_Bel> "Heck, my big concern about having another person here was because it gave them another angle to hurt us through"
[23:25] <Lyra_Bel> "But we might actually be able to pull this off"
[23:26] <AlexanderPyrite> "Yeah!"
[23:26] <AlexanderPyrite> "what are we pulling off? just sitting here not going insane?"
[23:26] <Lyra_Bel> "Uh"
[23:27] <Lyra_Bel> "Guess so"
[23:27]  * Lyra_Bel shrugs
[23:27] <Lyra_Bel> "I was expecting a bit of gloating before she gave up"
[23:28] <AlexanderPyrite> "She talked to you?"
[23:28] <Lyra_Bel> "No, but I was thinking maybe she might"
[23:28] <Lyra_Bel> "There's gotta be something she wants out of this whole mess"
[23:29] <Lyra_Bel> "After that farce with Carl, I don't think she's mindlessly evil enough to torture people for the fun of it"
[23:30] <AlexanderPyrite> "But she is evil right?"
[23:30] <Lyra_Bel> "Well yeah"
[23:30] <AlexanderPyrite> "Maybe she just wants two powerful players insane"
[23:31] <Lyra_Bel> "There's a better way to go about it than this"
[23:31] <Lyra_Bel> "I mean, if the goal is to turn us against the party, Maskwraith-style, then putting us together is pretty much the worst option she has"
[23:32] <AlexanderPyrite> "Good point"
[23:32] <AlexanderPyrite> "and she already has maskwraith"
[23:32] <Lyra_Bel> "Oh, unless I'm hallucinating you right now"
[23:32] <AlexanderPyrite> "and apparently hes bullshit so"
[23:32] <AlexanderPyrite> "you probably arent"
[23:32] <AlexanderPyrite> "probably"
[23:32] <Lyra_Bel> "Fingers crossed"
[23:32] <Lyra_Bel> "Actually..."
[23:33] <Lyra_Bel> "Just to prove it, tell me something only the real you would know"
[23:33] <Lyra_Bel> "But something I don't know either"
[23:33] <AlexanderPyrite> "what"
[23:33] <AlexanderPyrite> "So how would you know im not making something up"
[23:33] <Lyra_Bel> "Oh, I won't right away"
[23:34] <Lyra_Bel> "But we can reconvene back by the cliffs and confirm it"
[23:34] <AlexanderPyrite> "ah nice"
[23:34] <AlexanderPyrite> "Lets see... I got knocked out by a telepathic cyrstal statue in a cave"
[23:35] <AlexanderPyrite> "wait cant we just confirm we just had a conversation"
[23:35] <Lyra_Bel> "That..."
[23:35] <Lyra_Bel> "That is an excellent point"
[23:35]  * Lyra_Bel facepalms with her good hand
[23:35] <AlexanderPyrite> "nice"
[23:36] <Lyra_Bel> "And I'll do the same.  So we're both presumably real"
[23:37] <Lyra_Bel> "My point is, there's a better way to drive someone nuts"
[23:37] <AlexanderPyrite> "especially because this isnt going to work"
[23:38] <Lyra_Bel> "Darn right it ain't"
[23:38] <Lyra_Bel> "So that's out as a possible motive"
[23:38] <Lyra_Bel> "What else?  What's the point of just having people contained?"
[23:38] <AlexanderPyrite> "Maybe..."
[23:39] <AlexanderPyrite> "something else is happening we cant be stopping?"
[23:39] <AlexanderPyrite> "that was your idea too"
[23:39] <Lyra_Bel> "Right, that's also why I know she can't just kill us"
[23:40] <AlexanderPyrite> "whys that"
[23:40] <Lyra_Bel> "Cuz we'll just switch back to our other bodies and keep going"
[23:40] <AlexanderPyrite> "right"
[23:40] <Lyra_Bel> "But this isn't doing her much good either, because we can just switch out"
[23:41] <AlexanderPyrite> roll 1d20+9 to try again on opening the door
[23:41] <`DM> AlexanderPyrite rolled 1d20+9 to try again on opening the bar [ 1d20=16 ]{25}
[23:41] <AlexanderPyrite> "HHHNG"
[23:42] <AlexanderPyrite> "Shit. thought i'd try again"
[23:43] <ATtheorytime[DM]> < ain't gonna open >
[23:43] <ATtheorytime[DM]> < you could get a 20 and it wouldn't open >
[23:43] <Lyra_Bel> "Anything at all?"
[23:44] <AlexanderPyrite> "not a fucking budge"
[23:44] <AlexanderPyrite> "So looks like we just sit here"
[23:44] <Lyra_Bel> "Guess so"
[23:45] <Lyra_Bel> "..."
[23:45] <Lyra_Bel> "So, uh..."
[23:45] <Lyra_Bel> "Wanna play I Spy or something?"
[23:45] <AlexanderPyrite> "not really"
[23:45] <AlexanderPyrite> "everythings purple"
[23:45] <Lyra_Bel> "Yeah good point"
[23:45] <AlexanderPyrite> "except me"
[23:45]  * AlexanderPyrite looks down and bright yellow shirt
[23:45] <Lyra_Bel> "I spy something yellow"
[23:45] <AlexanderPyrite> "is it..."
[23:46] <AlexanderPyrite> "me?"
[23:46] <Lyra_Bel> "Yes"
[23:46] <Lyra_Bel> "How did you know?"
[23:46] <Lyra_Bel> :P
[23:47] <AlexanderPyrite> "Hmm."
[23:47] <AlexanderPyrite> "I guess im just that good"
[23:47] <Lyra_Bel> "Amazing"
[23:48] <AlexanderPyrite> "My turn"
[23:48] <AlexanderPyrite> "I spy something brown"
[23:48] <Lyra_Bel> "..."
[23:48] <Lyra_Bel> "Well what the heck"
[23:48] <AlexanderPyrite> "its your hair"
[23:49] <AlexanderPyrite> "Sorry is that weird"
[23:49] <Lyra_Bel> "..."
[23:49] <AlexanderPyrite> "i was trying to be clever"
[23:49] <Lyra_Bel> "I coulda gotten that eventually"
[23:49] <Lyra_Bel> "It wasn't weird until you gave away the answer"
[23:49] <Lyra_Bel> "You jerk"
[23:49]  * AlexanderPyrite smiles at lyra
[23:50]  * Lyra_Bel smiles back
[23:50] <AlexanderPyrite> "I guess im better at guessing"
[23:50] <Lyra_Bel> "S'pose so"
[23:50] <Lyra_Bel> "Oh, oh"
[23:50] <Lyra_Bel> "I spy something black"
[23:50] <AlexanderPyrite> "what what"
[23:50] <AlexanderPyrite> "hmm"
[23:51] <AlexanderPyrite> "wait my hair is blond"
[23:51] <Lyra_Bel> "Not your hair"
[23:51] <AlexanderPyrite> "is it a shadow?"
[23:51] <Lyra_Bel> "I like to think I'm a bit more creative than that"
[23:51] <Lyra_Bel> "Okay yeah it's just a shadow"
[23:51] <AlexanderPyrite> "oh shit really?"
[23:52] <AlexanderPyrite> "nice"
[23:53] <AlexanderPyrite> "This game was supisingly amusing in a place that is all the same color"
[23:53] <Lyra_Bel> "It was, yeah"
[23:53] <Lyra_Bel> "So that was a good way to waste like two minutes"
[23:53] <AlexanderPyrite> "yep."
[23:54] <AlexanderPyrite> "now theres like 50 more to go until our break is over"
[23:54] <Lyra_Bel> "Probably about that much, yeah"
[23:54] <Lyra_Bel> "Well, that was my game.  Your turn"
[23:55] <AlexanderPyrite> "Oh, uh"
[23:55] <AlexanderPyrite> "i dont really know any games taht dont involve computers"
[23:56] <Lyra_Bel> "Fair enough, seeing as future and all"
[23:57] <Lyra_Bel> "But come on, there's gotta be SOMETHING"
[23:57] <AlexanderPyrite> "just something we can talk about?"
[23:57] <AlexanderPyrite> "shiet"
[23:58] <AlexanderPyrite> "we could fuckin try never have i ever if you want to get stereotypical teenager up in these purple cages"
[23:58] <Lyra_Bel> "Never heard of it"
[23:58] <AlexanderPyrite> "You havent heard of it?"
[23:58]  * Lyra_Bel shrugs
[23:59] <AlexanderPyrite> "it was one of those games that everyone knew but never actually played because it was like 100 years old and played out"
[23:59] <AlexanderPyrite> "It involves a lot of personal stories and uh...:
[23:59] <AlexanderPyrite> "*
[00:00] <AlexanderPyrite> "more sexual things, in classic teenager style"
[00:00]  * Lyra_Bel rolls her eyes
[00:00] <Lyra_Bel> "Lovely"
[00:01] <Lyra_Bel> "And there's literally nothing else you can think of?"
[00:01] <AlexanderPyrite> "not really"
[00:01] <Lyra_Bel> "Bluh"
[00:01] <Lyra_Bel> "Screw it, fine.  But we're keeping this PG"
[00:02] <Lyra_Bel> "Deal?"
[00:02] <AlexanderPyrite> "yeah sure"
[00:02] <Lyra_Bel> "Okay then.  So... ?"
[00:02] <AlexanderPyrite> "Alright so how you play is you have 5 fingers up"
[00:02]  * AlexanderPyrite raises his hand fully spread
[00:02]  * Lyra_Bel raises her missing arm
[00:03] <Lyra_Bel> :P
[00:03] <AlexanderPyrite> "we take turns saying something we havent done, star-"
[00:03]  * AlexanderPyrite laughs
[00:03] <AlexanderPyrite> "nice, anyway you start off the sentence with "never have i ever""
[00:04] <AlexanderPyrite> "If you have done the thing the other person said, then you put down a finger"
[00:04] <AlexanderPyrite> "usually works in groups but it should be fine"
[00:04] <Lyra_Bel> "Winner is whoever's done the most stuff, I assume?"
[00:05] <AlexanderPyrite> "yeah pretty much""
[00:05] <AlexanderPyrite> "i played it twice and lost hard both times"
[00:05] <Lyra_Bel> "As one does, yeah"
[00:06] <AlexanderPyrite> "I dont have all that exciting of a life"
[00:06] <AlexanderPyrite> "anyway, I'll start I guess"
[00:07] <AlexanderPyrite> "ok"
[00:07] <AlexanderPyrite> "Never have I ever lost an arm"
[00:07]  * AlexanderPyrite grins
[00:07] <Lyra_Bel> "You suck"
[00:08] <Lyra_Bel> "Never have I ever played this game twice before and lost both times"
[00:08] <AlexanderPyrite> "Well played."
[00:08]  * AlexanderPyrite has 4 fingers left
[00:08] <AlexanderPyrite> "never have i driven a car"
[00:08]  * Lyra_Bel shrugs
[00:09] <Lyra_Bel> "Not old enough for a license"
[00:09] <Lyra_Bel> "Never have I ever killed a giant spider"
[00:09] <AlexanderPyrite> "Youre just being mean arent you"
[00:09]  * AlexanderPyrite has 3 fingers left
[00:10] <AlexanderPyrite> "never have i ever stabbed myself with a pen"
[00:10] <Lyra_Bel> "Y'know debatably, neither have I"
[00:10] <Lyra_Bel> "We don't know if that was a hallucination or something screwing with the camera"
[00:10] <AlexanderPyrite> "aw shit right"
[00:10] <AlexanderPyrite> "I forgot totally about the weird mind crap"
[00:10]  * Lyra_Bel has 3 fingers left
[00:11] <Lyra_Bel> "Never broken a leg by falling through a portal"
[00:11] <AlexanderPyrite> "i didnt really, according to Nick i cracked it"
[00:12] <AlexanderPyrite> "but ill count it"
[00:12]  * AlexanderPyrite has 2 fingers left
[00:12] <Lyra_Bel> "Cracks are sorta breaks"
[00:12] <AlexanderPyrite> "yeah thats why i decided to count it"
[00:12] <AlexanderPyrite> "It is just a game after all"
[00:12] <Lyra_Bel> "Same with the pen-stabbing.  Better safe than sorry"
[00:13] <AlexanderPyrite> "indeed"
[00:13] <AlexanderPyrite> "Never have I ever been legally declared insane"
[00:13] <Lyra_Bel> "Darn it"
[00:13]  * Lyra_Bel has 2 fingers left
[00:13] <Lyra_Bel> "Uh"
[00:14] <Lyra_Bel> "Never have I ever run away from home"
[00:14] <AlexanderPyrite> "Dammit"
[00:14]  * AlexanderPyrite has 1 finger left
[00:15] <AlexanderPyrite> "Never have I ever signed a contract with a incredibly powerful sentient crow mask"
[00:15] <Lyra_Bel> "Hey, I never signed anything"
[00:15] <Lyra_Bel> "Alt-future-Mask-me did"
[00:15] <Lyra_Bel> "Or something"
[00:15] <AlexanderPyrite> "Damn."
[00:15]  * Lyra_Bel has 1 finger left
[00:16] <AlexanderPyrite> "You dont need to put down a finger"
[00:16] <AlexanderPyrite> "im losing this turn anyway"
[00:16] <Lyra_Bel> "Yeah I do, we never proved that the other person wasn't me"
[00:16] <Lyra_Bel> "Faerzen decided to hop straight to the insanity defence"
[00:17] <AlexanderPyrite> "Works i guess"
[00:17] <Lyra_Bel> "Uh..."
[00:18]  * Lyra_Bel looks from her remaining finger to Alex's
[00:18] <Lyra_Bel> "Screw it.  Breathed"
[00:18] <Lyra_Bel> "Never have I ever breathed"
[00:18] <AlexanderPyrite> "You... Havent breathed?"
[00:18]  * Lyra_Bel has 0 fingers remaining
[00:18] <AlexanderPyrite> "what"
[00:18] <AlexanderPyrite> "oh"
[00:19]  * AlexanderPyrite also has 0 fingers remaining
[00:19] <Lyra_Bel> "Call it a tie?"
[00:19] <AlexanderPyrite> "sure"
[00:19] <AlexanderPyrite> "why did you lose though?"
[00:19] <Lyra_Bel> "Because I clearly am terrible at this game"
[00:20] <AlexanderPyrite> "Lack of practice"
[00:20] <Lyra_Bel> "That must be it"
[00:21] <Lyra_Bel> "Have to try again with the others, maybe"
[00:21] <AlexanderPyrite> "That was a good recap of whats happened though"
[00:21] <Lyra_Bel> "I guess so, yeah"
[00:22] <Lyra_Bel> "Okay, my turn"
[00:22] <AlexanderPyrite> "wow negative fingers"
[00:22] <AlexanderPyrite> "or you mean for the game"
[00:22] <AlexanderPyrite> "yeah that sounds better"
[00:22] <Lyra_Bel> "Yeah, for a game"
[00:23] <Lyra_Bel> "Uh"
[00:23] <Lyra_Bel> "Darn it there's gotta be something"
[00:23] <AlexanderPyrite> "see its hard to think of stuff"
[00:23] <Lyra_Bel> "Okay yeah, granted"
[00:24] <Lyra_Bel> "..."
[00:25] <Lyra_Bel> "Um..."
[00:25] <Lyra_Bel> "Oh, okay"
[00:25] <AlexanderPyrite> "ooh finally"
[00:26] <Lyra_Bel> "Shut up, you"
[00:26] <Lyra_Bel> "It took you time to think too"
[00:26] <AlexanderPyrite> "True"
[00:27] <Lyra_Bel> "Dunno if it's got a name"
[00:27] <Lyra_Bel> "But it's a thing Dad and I did sometimes"
[23:25] <Lyra_Bel> "Y'know how the cliche is that genies are always looking for ways to mess with wishes, right?  Is that still a thing in the future?"
[23:25] <Alexander_Pyrite> "Yeah sure"
[23:26] <Alexander_Pyrite> "spin your wish to be really shitty"
[23:26] <Alexander_Pyrite> "some of the better games did that really well"
[23:26] <Lyra_Bel> "Exactly, yeah"
[23:26] <Lyra_Bel> "That's the game"
[23:26] <Lyra_Bel> "So one person makes a wish, and the other corrupts it somehow"
[23:26] <Lyra_Bel> "Then they make a wish, and it continues from there"
[23:27] <Alexander_Pyrite> "sounds cool"
[23:27] <Alexander_Pyrite> "You go first so i know what kinds of stuff to wish for"
[23:27] <Lyra_Bel> "Alright"
[23:27]  * Lyra_Bel thinks for a moment
[23:27] <Lyra_Bel> "I wish I had a giant donut"
[23:28] <Alexander_Pyrite> "Uh,"
[23:28] <Alexander_Pyrite> "it appears above you and crushs you"
[23:29] <Lyra_Bel> "So now you'd make a wish for me to ruin"
[23:29] <Alexander_Pyrite> "Alright"
[23:29] <Alexander_Pyrite> "I wish i could fly"
[23:29] <Alexander_Pyrite> "wait i already can"
[23:29] <Alexander_Pyrite> "um, I wish i oculd fly while i was awake"
[23:30] <Lyra_Bel> "Granted.  You are turned into a helicopter"
[23:30] <Alexander_Pyrite> "Nice"
[23:30] <Alexander_Pyrite> "Your turn"
[23:31] <Lyra_Bel> "I wish... hmm..."
[23:31] <Lyra_Bel> "I wish I could teleport"
[23:31] <Alexander_Pyrite> "You arent very good at it and get stuck in a wall"
[23:31] <Alexander_Pyrite> "and die"
[23:32] <Lyra_Bel> "Heh, that'll do it"
[23:33] <Lyra_Bel> "Your turn"
[23:33] <Alexander_Pyrite> "Alright"
[23:33] <Alexander_Pyrite> "Hmm"
[23:33] == Jaczac has changed nick to jocoseZirconium
[23:33] <Alexander_Pyrite> "I wish i could see the future"
[23:34] <Lyra_Bel> "Granted.  You now have three milliseconds of prescience"
[23:34] <Lyra_Bel> "I wish I ruled the world"
[23:34] <Alexander_Pyrite> "Sure"
[23:34] <Alexander_Pyrite> "you rule earth"
[23:34] <Lyra_Bel> "Shoulda seen that one coming"
[23:34] <Alexander_Pyrite> "I wish I could read minds"
[23:35] <Lyra_Bel> "Granted.  If you can see a brain, you can read anything written on it"
[23:36] <Alexander_Pyrite> "Wha"
[23:36] <Alexander_Pyrite> "clever"
[23:36] <Lyra_Bel> "I wish I had a pencil"
[23:37] <Alexander_Pyrite> "Its blunt... and there are no SHARPENERS"
[23:37] <Lyra_Bel> "The horror!"
[23:37] <Lyra_Bel> :P
[23:37] <Alexander_Pyrite> :)
[23:38] <Lyra_Bel> :)
[23:38] <Lyra_Bel> "Your turn"
[23:38] <Alexander_Pyrite> "I wish i was out of this cage"
[23:38] <Lyra_Bel> "Granted.  You're somewhere worse, getting ACTUALLY tortured"
[23:39] <Alexander_Pyrite> "I dont know what i expected"
[23:39]  * Lyra_Bel shrugs
[23:39] <Lyra_Bel> "I wish the queen was dead"
[23:39] <Alexander_Pyrite> "The king is pissed and goes on a rampage"
[23:39] <Lyra_Bel> "Oh shoot that's right there's a king"
[23:39] <Lyra_Bel> "Forgot about that"
[23:40] <Alexander_Pyrite> "Oh good"
[23:40] <Alexander_Pyrite> "I was just guessing"
[23:40] <Alexander_Pyrite> "I wish i was so strong i could break out of this cage"
[23:41] <Lyra_Bel> "Hmm..."
[23:42] <Lyra_Bel> "Granted, but this whole room is surrounded by an even harder material"
[23:42] <Lyra_Bel> "I wish the king and queen were BOTH dead"
[23:43] <Alexander_Pyrite> "Their serfs are pissed and go on a rampage
[23:43] <Alexander_Pyrite> "I wish i could break out of that wall"
[23:43] <Lyra_Bel> "Even harder layer after that"
[23:44] <Alexander_Pyrite> "This is going to go on forever isnt it"
[23:44] <Alexander_Pyrite> "just constant layers"
[23:44] <Alexander_Pyrite> "the layers"
[23:44] <Lyra_Bel> "Pretty much.  The goal is generally to find an unbreakable wish, so maybe pick a new angle"
[23:45] <Alexander_Pyrite> "I wish i could break through EVERYTHING"
[23:45] <Lyra_Bel> "You break through the floor and ground and fall to the centre of the planet"
[23:46] <Lyra_Bel> "I wish I had my phone here"
[23:46] <Alexander_Pyrite> "Its uncharged"
[23:46] <Lyra_Bel> "Aww"
[23:46] <Alexander_Pyrite> "Ah the woes of the past"
[23:47] <Alexander_Pyrite> "Now we have instant 100 efficiency solar panels"
[23:47] <Alexander_Pyrite> "well i would"
[23:47] <Alexander_Pyrite> "but i dont"
[23:47] <Lyra_Bel> "Right, because of the whole 'screw common sense' thing"
[23:48] <Alexander_Pyrite> "yeah sure"
[23:49] <Lyra_Bel> "S'your turn"
[23:49] <Alexander_Pyrite> "Right"
[23:49] <Alexander_Pyrite> "I wish this game was more straightforward"
[23:50] <Lyra_Bel> "Heh.  Granted, the various ways to die are prominently displayed on a clearly-labelled flow chart"
[23:50] <Lyra_Bel> "There's no way to win, of course"
[23:51] <Alexander_Pyrite> "Then I'll spend my days relaxing and giving up"
[23:51] <Lyra_Bel> "As one does"
[23:51] <Lyra_Bel> "I wish for an entirely harmless piece of paper"
[23:52] <Alexander_Pyrite> "It..."
[23:52] <Alexander_Pyrite> "it has..."
[23:52] <Alexander_Pyrite> "it gives you a papercut?"
[23:53] <Lyra_Bel> "Entirely harmless?"
[23:53] <Alexander_Pyrite> "Damn"
[23:53] <Alexander_Pyrite> "IT has scary stuff written on it"
[23:53] <Lyra_Bel> "Oh snap"
[23:53] <Lyra_Bel> "Anything but scary stuff"
[23:54] <Alexander_Pyrite> "You put me in a jam, with the entirely harmless part"
[23:54] <Lyra_Bel> "Sorry"
[23:54] <Alexander_Pyrite> "No, its part of the game after all"
[23:54] <Lyra_Bel> "Tried to do something too insignificant to corrupt"
[23:55] <Alexander_Pyrite> "Thats why you get scary stuff"
[23:55] <Alexander_Pyrite> "My turn then"
[23:55] <Lyra_Bel> "Yup"
[23:55] <Alexander_Pyrite> "I wish we win the game"
[23:56] <Lyra_Bel> "Oh, um"
[23:56] <Lyra_Bel> "Granted"
[23:56] <Lyra_Bel> "Except..."
[23:56] <Lyra_Bel> "The game that we win is checkers"
[23:57] <Alexander_Pyrite> "Touchy, I wish we win this game"
[23:57] <Lyra_Bel> "Hmm..."
[23:57] <Abyss> < You go insane and think you've won the game >
[23:58] <Lyra_Bel> "Granted, except Carl or Maskwraith or somesuch comes and kills us all right after"
[23:58] <Alexander_Pyrite> "Does that count as winning though?"
[23:58] <Alexander_Pyrite> "We just lose right after"
[23:58] <Lyra_Bel> "Well yeah but we won first"
[23:58] <Lyra_Bel> "I dunno"
[23:58] <Lyra_Bel> "Not sure what winning means, exactly"
[23:58] <Alexander_Pyrite> "Neither do I"
[23:59] <Alexander_Pyrite> "Too bad we dont have the death flowchart"
[23:59]  * Lyra_Bel laughs
[23:59] <Lyra_Bel> "Yeah, gotta get a diagram going"
[23:59] <Lyra_Bel> "Figure out what path sucks the least"
[23:59] <Alexander_Pyrite> "I think it is getting out of here. Somehow"
[00:00] <Lyra_Bel> "Yeah, probably"
[00:00] <Lyra_Bel> "Not too much we can do until the queen gets her lazy butt down here, though"
[00:00] <Alexander_Pyrite> "How did we get in here anyway?"
[00:01] <Alexander_Pyrite> "Are there locks on these things?"
[00:01] <Lyra_Bel> "Y'know, I'm actually not sure"
[00:01]  * Alexander_Pyrite checks
[00:01] <Lyra_Bel> "I kinda got dismembered and just woke up in a box"
[00:01] <Alexander_Pyrite> roll 1d20-1 perception
[00:01] <Alexander_Pyrite> "Ill check, but i also got beat over the head and woke up here"
[00:02] <Alexander_Pyrite> roll 1d20-1 perception
[00:02] <`DICE> Alexander_Pyrite rolled 1d20-1 perception [ 1d20=18 ]{17}
[00:02] <Lyra_Bel> Roll 1d20-1 perception
[00:02] <`DICE> Lyra_Bel rolled 1d20-1 perception [ 1d20=1 ]{0}
[00:07] <Abyss> You think the locks are behind you on the side of the cages you can't reach
[00:08] <Alexander_Pyrite> "Dammit theyre behind us"
[00:08] <Lyra_Bel> "Bluh"
[00:08] <Alexander_Pyrite> "maybe i can sorta"
[00:08] <Alexander_Pyrite> roll 1d20+2 acrobatics
[00:08] <`DICE> Alexander_Pyrite rolled 1d20+2 acrobatics [ 1d20=19 ]{21}
[00:08] <Alexander_Pyrite> oh my
[00:08] <Alexander_Pyrite> ((i was attempting to turn around as far as i can to reach it))
[00:10] <Alexander_Pyrite> (( abyss pls))
[00:10] <Abyss> It's on the outside of the cage
[00:10] <Abyss> You can't manage to push your hand through the bars
[00:11] <Abyss> Well, without breaking the bones in it that is
[00:11] <Lyra_Bel> "Any luck?"
[00:11] <Alexander_Pyrite> "yeah, nop"
[00:11] <Alexander_Pyrite> "We're doomed to stay here for eternity"
[00:11] <Lyra_Bel> "Bluh"
[00:11] <Alexander_Pyrite> "HEY DERSE"
[00:11] <Alexander_Pyrite> "WHATS THE HOLD UP"
[00:12] <Lyra_Bel> O.O
[00:12] <Lyra_Bel> "I think they're waiting for us to go nuts"
[00:12] <Lyra_Bel> "Hallucinations, like before"
[00:12] <Alexander_Pyrite> "I thought I already did that"
[00:12] <Alexander_Pyrite> "why didnt they just torutre us then
[00:13] <Alexander_Pyrite> "Double torture"
[00:13] <Lyra_Bel> "I dunno, because torture's lame"
[00:13] <Lyra_Bel> "And they're probably using all the- heck, y'wanna know what I think?"
[00:13] <Alexander_Pyrite> "Sure"
[00:13] <Lyra_Bel> "I think we're here because they can't do anything to us"
[00:14] <Lyra_Bel> "Not without pulling back something critical to the fight with Prospit"
[00:14] <Alexander_Pyrite> "pfft"
[00:14] <Alexander_Pyrite> "We cant kill them all"
[00:14] <Lyra_Bel> "WE don't need to kill any of them"
[00:15] <Alexander_Pyrite> "What do you mean?"
[00:15] <Lyra_Bel> "If the queen focuses on us, that means she's distracted from Prospit, right?"
[00:15] <Alexander_Pyrite> "sure"
[00:15] <Alexander_Pyrite> "prospit doesnt seem like the most agressive place though"
[00:16] <Lyra_Bel> "Then Derse is attacking, I dunno"
[00:16] <Lyra_Bel> "But she can't afford to focus on us as well as them"
[00:16] <Alexander_Pyrite> "damn imagine the damage we could do if we were free"
[00:17] <Alexander_Pyrite> "flank their asses"
[00:17]  * Lyra_Bel grins
[00:17] <Lyra_Bel> "Exactly"
[00:17] <Lyra_Bel> "We're left alone because we're harmless while trapped"
[00:18] <Alexander_Pyrite> "That reminds me"
[00:18] <Alexander_Pyrite> "why are we just sitting here?"
[00:18] <Lyra_Bel> "What d'you mean?"
[00:18] <Alexander_Pyrite> "Couldnt we be awake, talking, and diong stuff?"
[00:18] <Lyra_Bel> "..."
[00:18] <Lyra_Bel> "That is an excellent point"
[00:19] <Lyra_Bel> "So I guess let's just... wake up, or something"
[00:19] <Alexander_Pyrite> "..."
[00:19] <Alexander_Pyrite> "how do we do that"
[00:19] <Lyra_Bel> "Uh"
[00:19] <Lyra_Bel> "I dunno"
[00:19] <Lyra_Bel> "I think fall asleep?"
[00:19] <Alexander_Pyrite> "Worth a try"
[00:19] <Alexander_Pyrite> "good...night?"
[00:20] <Lyra_Bel> "I don't even know"
[00:20] <Lyra_Bel> "See you in a few minutes, hopefully"
[00:20] <Alexander_Pyrite> "yep"
[00:20]  * Alexander_Pyrite attempts to fall asleep
[00:20]  * Lyra_Bel tries to get comfortable enough to fall asleep in the cage
[00:23]  * Alexander_Pyrite jolts awake on marble ground
[00:23]  * Alexander_Pyrite looks around
[00:23] <Alexander_Pyrite> roll 1d20-1
[00:23] <`DICE> Alexander_Pyrite rolled 1d20-1 [ 1d20=11 ]{10}
[00:24]  * Lyra_Bel opens her eyes, back at the base of the cliff
[00:26] <Alexander_Pyrite> "So where should we go?"
[00:26] <Lyra_Bel> "First things first"
[00:26] <Lyra_Bel> "Password?"
[00:26] <Alexander_Pyrite> "what"
[00:27] <Alexander_Pyrite> "a right shit what was it"
[00:27] <Alexander_Pyrite> "I murdered a potato plant"
[00:29] <Lyra_Bel> "Okay, so that WAS you on Derse then"
[00:29] <Alexander_Pyrite> "Yep."
[00:29] <Alexander_Pyrite> "we did a bunch of games and then i was like why are we here"
[00:29] <Alexander_Pyrite> "I also almost went insane"
[00:29] <Lyra_Bel> "As one does"
[00:30] <Lyra_Bel> "Okay, good"
[00:30] <Lyra_Bel> "Long as we're not hallucinating what goes on in there"
[00:30] <Alexander_Pyrite> "yep"
[00:31] <Lyra_Bel> "Now then"
[00:31] <Lyra_Bel> "I figure that's been at least an hour"
[00:32] <Alexander_Pyrite> "Yeah theres productive stuff to do"
[00:33] <Alexander_Pyrite> "... or we could flamethrower a spider cave"
[00:33] <Lyra_Bel> "That was the productive stuff"
[00:33] <Alexander_Pyrite> "right!"
[00:33] <Alexander_Pyrite> "what a world"
[00:33] <Lyra_Bel> "Eeyup"
[00:33] <Lyra_Bel> "Oh, wait"
[00:34] <Lyra_Bel> "Gotta pick up Brofessor"
[00:34] <Alexander_Pyrite> "Oh right!"
[00:34] <Alexander_Pyrite> "hes going to be a pain in the ass, let me talk to him"
[00:34] <Lyra_Bel> "S'fine.  I dealt with Reggie acting basically the same way"
[00:35] <Alexander_Pyrite> "Where did he fall to"
[00:35]  * Lyra_Bel shrugs
[00:36] <Lyra_Bel> "I could head back up and try to guess at the direction"
[00:36] <Alexander_Pyrite> "Yeah, a view from above could be good anyway"