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  1. Yikes! If this happened in Sweden, that young lad could have sued because of sexual harassment and won a decent sum of money. Too bad America treats its workers like disposable coffee cups.Sven Larson, proud Swede, reddit gold user, and moderator of /r/Sweden and /r/utopia
  2. http://youtu.be/1LmeQ3Vci-w
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  4. This one got me good! I was wondering why there wasn't the "skip ad" function until I realized the whole video was an ad. I am one angry Swedish man boy. Sven Larson, proud Swede, reddit gold user, and moderator of /r/Sweden and /r/utopia
  5. http://youtu.be/VPlxNhEc2lA
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  7. This was ghastly and embarrassing! Everyone, this man is not a real Swede!Sven Larson, proud Swede, reddit gold user, and moderator of /r/Sweden and /r/lutefisk 
  8. http://youtu.be/_RSkt8fcvrg
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  10. Yikes! In Sweden, people are not this desperate for money because we offer our citizens good jobs and universal healthcare.Sven Larson, proud Swede, reddit gold user, and moderator of /r/Sweden and /r/utopia
  11. http://youtu.be/69RxqadG6IQ
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  13. Ugh. Finns. Uglier Swedish people as we always say. Poorer and less educated than us Swedes, but honestly I hate to say this, much cooler. Still would not want to be a Finn.Sven Larson, proud Swede, reddit gold user, and moderator of /r/Sweden and /r/utopia
  14. http://youtu.be/bdNg9kjtOU8
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  16. This would not surprise people in Sweden because women have been excelling just as much as men have for decades. Time to progress America!Sven Larson, proud Swede, reddit gold user, and moderator of /r/Sweden and /r/SwedishMeatballs 
  17. http://youtu.be/LtORSkwbAfI
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  19. This spontaneity of Americans is unsettling! I prefer the Swedish way, where you take a class, fill out a form, take a personality test and then wait for results to come back to you with your mate match. Sven Larson, proud Swede, reddit gold user, and moderator of /r/Sweden and /r/intelligence
  20. http://youtu.be/53-6dPB1hkg
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  22. This would never happen in Sweden. Our infrastructure is top notch and we perform regular inspections to make sure this never happens.Sven Larson, proud Swede, reddit gold user, and moderator of /r/Sweden and /r/highstandardofliving
  23. http://youtu.be/2Hnt5xKZ7Cc
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  25. If you can't take the heat, move to Sweden. It's cold here and we're nicer here. But obviously you can so stay the hell out of my country.Sven Larson, proud Swede, reddit gold user, and moderator of /r/Sweden and /r/snowbunnies
  26. http://youtu.be/3lFKARYNtc0
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  28. Thank god for that onion symbol or I would have lost faith in humanity. Still didn't make me laugh, not dry enough for my Swedish humor.Sven Larson, proud Swede, reddit gold user, and moderator of /r/Sweden and /r/straightface
  29. http://youtu.be/fpSTrry_5Fo
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  31. Swede here. In Sweden, we have adopted some of Chan's techniques to use for our police force because we want to make guns completely irrelevant.Sven Larson, proud Swede, reddit gold user, and moderator of /r/Sweden and /r/utopia
  32. http://youtu.be/Z1PCtIaM_GQ
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  34. He obviously has carpal tunnel syndrome and therefore cannot type. Here in Sweden, we have universal health care, so people get their health taken care of immediately and don't have to resort to typing like an idiot.Sven Larson, proud Swede, reddit gold user, and moderator of /r/Sweden and /r/healthypeople
  35. http://youtu.be/gLRWloiIC58
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  37. In Sweden, this dirt cloud would be a beautiful cloud of snow! So even when we fail, we succeed. Sven Larson, proud Swede, reddit gold user, and moderator of /r/Sweden and /r/ice
  38. http://youtu.be/RXZAfYrMYko
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  40. Swedish redditor here. In Sweden, we have different foods for different days of the week, so no one ever has to have this dilemma. We just grab a tray, get in line, and eat whoever is put down in front of us. No need to think when the government has it already figured out.Sven Larson, proud Swede, reddit gold user, and moderator of /r/Sweden and /r/SwedishMeatballs
  41. http://youtu.be/2bIcz8FiXUQ
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  43. I don't get this office layout. The energy flow is jumbled. Here in Sweden, we build our own furniture and our own offices. If someone is annoying you, just slap in another wall of Sjörnen Malm (call your local IKEA if you don't understand the instructions) when you don't want to see your coworker or when you can't tolerate swearing or "jokes" set out a Swear Körkên to collect nickels and dimes when you cannot tolerate your employees. Americans and their fright of being non-PC. Sigh.Sven Larson, proud Swede, reddit gold user, and moderator of /r/Swede and /r/logcabins
  44. http://youtu.be/vJHUjE4aDEY
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  46. This is why I like living Sweden. No one ever tries to hurt us. I wonder why...Sven Larson, proud. Redditor, reddit gold user, and moderator of /r/Sweden and /r/Суиден
  47. kq ot-anchor not found
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  49. Sven is not impressed. I represent reddit when I say that if dirt is what makes a country, then I want to stay in Sweden. In a more sophisticated way, you could say that a little bit of Sweden is in every country, and a lot of Sweden is on the best countries. Our intellectuals consistently improve other countries, and Sweden leads the world in Nobel Prizes GIVEN to people, because we were the first country to think that honoring human accomplishments is NOBLE (lol). As a redditor, I appreciate this video but will not upvote.Sven Larson, proud Swede, reddit gold user, and moderator of /r/Sweden and /r/timberwolves 
  50. http://youtu.be/ey6JPPGgZl8
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  52. It's so funny seeing this in English. In Sweden (where the show is made better), the show revolves around Jan, Lars, Sven (not me) and Ingrid and it's really boring.Sven Larson, proud Swede, reddit gold user, and moderator of /r/Sweden and /r/IKEA
  53. http://youtu.be/suAhGfVr_4U
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  55. Sweden had this whole religion mess sorted out when they declared that instead of many religions, they would combine all the religions into one. Swedish people believe in a super fat God who has a white beard, an elephant head, a terrorist outfit, holding tablets and gold plates, who also doesn't exist.Sven Larson, proud Swede, reddit gold user, and moderator of /r/Sweden and /r/atheism
  56. http://youtu.be/tdhDq5mgkx4
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  58. Swede here, I am fascinated with the different tribes of America. The Rednecks, Corporate Fat Cats, "Hemp" enthusiasts, Yoga Masters, Coffee Shop Workers, Gym Bros, Rich Housewives, Mexicans, Software Developers, Dotcom Millionaires, Celebrity gods, Media Jews, Bible Thumpers, Floridians, Ghetto reps, White Girls, Heroes who you Support, Foreigners, Feminists, Union boys, Basement Dwellers, Students in Debt, Career Welfarers, and Fat People.
  59. http://youtu.be/fBm04npLu6I
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  61. Here in Sweden, we don't have deaf people because there is not the stigma against cochlear implants like there is wherever this was filmed.Sven Larson, proud Swede, reddit gold user, and moderator of /r/Sweden and /r/universalhealthcare 
  62. http://youtu.be/-3wiaE0ojtY
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  64. Not on ice, not interesting. Here in Sweden, the real sports are when there's a chance your fingers (including the one down there) could freeze off.Sven Larson, proud Swede, reddit gold user, and moderator of /r/Sweden and /r/hockey
  65. http://youtu.be/02imeWT-3OA
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  67. There is obvious some sort of tension between this white man and black man. Sort out your racial issues, America. Sweden had done it centuries ago.Sven Larson, proud Swede, reddit gold user, and moderator of /r/Sweden and /r/perfection 
  68. http://youtu.be/1lS5O67bm5g
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  70. This video is so racist. Someone catching on fire is funny enough without the people faking Mexican accents and jumping around like Bumble Bee man. In Sweden, this never would have aired.Sven Larson, proud Swede, reddit gold user, and moderator of /r/Sweden and /r/equality 
  71. http://youtu.be/vZuNAAdA6l0
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  73. In Sweden, we would have a woman film half of these encountered because here in Sweden, we believe in equality.Sven Larson, proud Swede, reddit gold user, and moderator of /r/Sweden and /r/IKEA
  74. http://youtu.be/yqqOZPcfAIM
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  76. That counts as a hockey fight in America? In Sweden, there would have at least been some blood and knocked out teeth!Sven Larson, proud Swede, reddit gold user, and moderator of /r/Sweden and /r/pucksandfucks
  77. http://youtu.be/CCRF5EpPNwU
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  79. In Sweden, we are allowed to have our phones turned on because we know it doesn't harm anything, and our government never lies to its people, like the USA and the NSA does.Sven Larson, proud Swede, reddit gold user, and moderator of /r/Sweden and /r/perfectionism
  80. http://youtu.be/R8WN4aoty-s
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  82. Finally a video I like. Here in Sweden, we look up to the Germans.Sven Larson, proud Swede, reddit gold user, and moderator of /r/Sweden and /r/IKEA
  83. http://youtu.be/cPjpis1Wrog
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  85. In Sweden we would have used all of the same type of dog, because here, we are homogenous, yet tolerant and equal.Sven Larson, proud Swede, reddit gold user, and moderator of /r/Sweden and /r/hockey
  86. http://youtu.be/9EjQarf7ajg
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  88. This guy needs to come to Sweden tip top on the morrow. There are so many people interested in trains (I myself am a train enthusiast and train engineer in Sweden). In Sweden, this guy would be GETTING A NOBEL PRIZE instead of sitting in his yard!!Sven Larson, proud Swede, reddit gold user, and moderator of /r/Sweden and /r/trains
  89. http://youtu.be/CXryf7hAVH8
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  91. On behalf of all redditors and all Swedes, happy Veterans Day! Thank you for your service. While we are a neutral country, American veterans have given their lives to make a better works. I'll eat Lutsfisk in your honor.Sven Larson, proud Swede, reddit gold user, and moderator of /r/Sweden and /r/neutrality 
  92. http://youtu.be/lZe2H8nvUAM
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  94. In Sweden our elementary schools have classes on class. When the original came out, we in Sweden thought America to be some sort of post-apocalyptic waste land. This video clears everything up about the original. They were all just actors.Sven Larson, proud Swede, reddit gold user, and moderator of /r/Sweden and /r/utopia
  95. http://youtu.be/7DCDYSJwwE4
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  97. This would never happen in Sweden, where we have universal health care and we take care of everyone. We take mental illness seriously and do no stigmatize it. Sven Larson, proud Swede, reddit gold user, and moderator it /r/Sweden and /r/communism 
  98. http://youtu.be/qs0dq4rf6a8
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  100. As a Swede and a proud redditor, we don't have to worry about gender or racial equality anymore. We solved those problems years ago. While I enjoy reddit, this content is boring us in Sweden. Please post videos about maybe things like equality for ISIS and equality for possible life in other galaxies. Then perhaps I would not yawn.Sven Larson, proud Swede and moderator of /r/Sweden and /r/equality
  101. http://youtu.be/pcb_4nk4t4Q
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  103. I only believe in things that can be proved to exist. That's the Swedish way of reason. Things that make the cut:UFOsSanta ClausOld FaithfulThings that do NOT make the cut:LITTLE GREEN MENJesus ChristPeople who like MondaysSven Larson, proud Swede, reddit gold user, and moderator of /r/Sweden and /r/rationalthought
  104. http://youtu.be/hoytrHE821o
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  106. What is this? People uploading themselves playing video games? And they expect to get YouTube views from this? Try again loser.Sven Larson, proud Swede, reddit gold user, and moderator of /r/Sweden and /r/Swedishmeatballs
  107. http://youtu.be/X-ajvPqsB8E
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  109. In Sweden, this would never work because our cities look like shining beacons from the future, not apocalyptic wastelands. So many dumpsters in America!Sven Larson, proud Swede, reddit gold user, and moderator of /r/Sweden and /r/skiing
  110. http://youtu.be/jPhuefvauuk
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  112. Americans sure love their fireworks! Here in Sweden, we prefer more sensible celebration like skiing and shopping at IKEA.Sven Larson, proud Swede, reddit gold user, and moderator of /r/Sweden and /r/TigerWoodsExWife
  113. http://youtu.be/LyofFp2GpfU
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  115. Wow that is ghastly! Why don't Americans stop other Americans from destroying stuff? Here in Sweden, we use the Mbutu Pygmy way of life, "it takes a village to raise a child."Sven Larson, proud Swede, reddit gold user, and moderator of /r/Sweden and /r/utopia
  116. http://youtu.be/QrqH3zaMco4
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  118. Well shéssönhûk! That looks dangerous! No wonder America has so much crime. Here in Sweden, we do not have to use deadly force to subdue our criminals or protect our property. Everyone already knows just not to be bad.Sven Larson, proud Swede, reddit gold user, and moderator of /r/Sweden and /r/utopia
  119. http://youtu.be/Lfo1QUGfWZE
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  121. This reminds me of my childhood except my dog actually caught my RC car and destroyed it. Obesity rates are much lower in Sweden so my dog was able to run faster. Bittersweet.Sven Larson, proud Swede, reddit gold user, and moderator of /r/Sweden and /r/health
  122. http://youtu.be/Fqhc0YPymi8
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  124. In Sweden this man would have gotten the medical help he needed because here in Sweden, we take mental illness seriously and we have universal healthcare.Sven Larson, proud Swede, reddit gold user, and moderator of /r/Sweden and /r/utopia
  125. http://youtu.be/BjfXLmk-FCA
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  127. I don't even know what comment to leave. I just wanted to watch the video.Sven Larson, proud Swede, reddit gold user, and moderator of /r/Sweden and /r/openness
  128. http://youtu.be/miCDPzJHvjk
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  130. This pilot got his technique from Swedish pilots. In Sweden, our whole northern region is covered by pine trees, but since we are not religious, we have banned all things that remind people of religion, like Christmas trees. This is the life.Sven Larson, proud Swede, reddit gold user, and moderator of /r/Sweden and /r/atheism 
  131. http://youtu.be/08K_aEajzNA
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  133. This video is very nice, however, you should pick up the Gützen Plänk dog washing at your local IKEA (call if you don't understand the directions). In Sweden, we have whole rooms in our houses dedicated to dog washing because here in Sweden, we put dogs on the same level as people.Sven Larson, proud Swede, reddit gold user, and moderator of /r/Sweden and /r/reindeer
  134. http://youtu.be/zQLqUbkb_ZI
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  136. I guess I must have missed the memo that trim body, blond hair and blue eyes are not the beauty standard anymore. What the hell happened? As a Swedish redditor, I am disgusted.Sven Larson, proud Swede, reddit gold user, and moderator of /r/Sweden and /r/perfection 
  137. http://youtu.be/RZ2_q86KZRw
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  139. Why wasn't he taught how to write? As a redditor, I would think that typing and writing would be the most effective ways to communicate, as thoughts and emotions translate very well through computers.Sven Larson, proud redditor, reddit gold user, and moderator of /r/Sweden and /r/utopia
  140. http://youtu.be/AHfC6jqBhkk
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  142. In Sweden (and on reddit) we care more about intellect than physical beauty. When women are cat called in Sweden, they hear "Hey PhD Physicist! You would have a low coefficient of friction in a game of bowling?" or "Hey Nobel Prize winner, please calculate the circumference of my pulsating aorta!" Stupid Americans and their "Hey Baby. COME to Butthead."Sven Larson, proud Swede, reddit gold user, and moderator of /r/Sweden and /r/Toboggan 
  143. http://youtu.be/T2NUk5AFImw
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  145. I don't get why guys need to do this. In my experience, girls have been coming up to ME. I guess I don't need to be desperate, or maybe she wants to marry me for those sweet Swedish privileges. We have universal health care you know.Sven Larson, proud redditor, reddit gold user, and moderator of /r/Sweden and /r/TigerWoodsExWife
  146. http://youtu.be/YGWs6QXq6js
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  148. Wow, Americans get their panties wadded about EVERYTHING. Here in Sweden, we are tolerant of every race, and all insults have lost their meaning. I've been trying to get reddit to join my utopia, they're the only ones who understand. Sven Larson, proud Swede, reddit gold user, and moderator of /r/Sweden and /r/comfysweaters
  149. http://youtu.be/JQkCDxC0c8I
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  151. In Sweden, every EIGHT year old can drive a stick shift than everyone in the world, except Swedish people older than 8, who are better. But Jamaicans are amazing as well, along with everyone, because as le reddit knows, Swedes are tolerant of everyone.Sven Larson, reddit moderator or /r/Sweden and /r/IKEA
  152. http://youtu.be/N5aLENI02XQ
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