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  1. Pokey RAGES over SMS:
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  3. 01[00:03] <+pokey> .quit this game is ASS
  4. [00:03] <@RaceBot> pokey has forfeited from the race
  5. [00:03] <@RaceBot> Race is complete. Use .record or .end to remove the race.
  6. 03[00:03] * RaceBot changes topic to 'Status: COMPLETE | Game: Super Mario Sunshine | Goal: 5 shines from bianco hills'
  7. 01[00:03] <+pokey> im so fucking pissed at myselgf
  8. [00:03] <inntrre> Pokey, hahaha.
  9. 01[00:03] <+pokey> the choice was between star fox assualt or this
  10. 01[00:03] <+pokey> and i thought this would be more fun
  11. 01[00:03] <+pokey> i was FUCKING WRONG
  12. [00:03] <+Nkiller> this is the best game ever! D:
  13. [00:03] <inntrre> Starfox Assault is ass dude.
  14. [00:03] <+mugg> let's race fox assault
  15. 01[00:03] <+pokey> this is the absolute definition of I CAN'T CONTROL MY GUY
  16. [00:03] <+mugg> but I haven't played it in a while
  17. 01[00:03] <+pokey> hey guys! lets make a 3d platformer... where you don't need precise jumps!
  18. 01[00:03] <+pokey> you can just spray a shitty gimmick
  19. 01[00:04] <+pokey> and make the game so easy
  20. [00:04] <inntrre> ...
  21. 01[00:04] <+pokey> then when you get to the real part that you lose it
  22. 01[00:04] <+pokey> you can't control your guy
  23. 01[00:04] <+pokey> cause youre used a such shitty mechanic
  24. 01[00:04] <+pokey> that when you have to actually PLATFORM
  25. 01[00:04] <+pokey> you can't do it
  26. [00:05] <+mugg> you just lack practise
  27. [00:05] <+Nkiller> it's not THAT bad
  28. [00:05] <inntrre> Pokey, chill man.
  29. 01[00:05] <+pokey> 3d mario games arent even that good
  30. 01[00:05] <+pokey> why did i buy this fucking piece of shit
  31. [00:05] <inntrre> Galaxy blows.
  32. [00:05] <+Gragledump> pokey calm down
  33. [00:05] <+Gragledump> god d3eezy
  34. 01[00:06] <+pokey> galaxy is the lesser of 4 evils
  35. 01[00:06] <+pokey> sm64 is only somewhat fun if you skip all the shit parts and play fast
  36. 01[00:07] <+pokey> galaxy, like sms, has the shitty shake controller so you don't fall off edges
  37. 01[00:07] <+pokey> 2d mario 4 life
  38. Session Close: Thu Jul 07 00:07:04 201
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