Dungeon of Madness, Part 1

<DM> -=DUNGEON OF MADNESS, STARTO!=-
* Orithan (~Orithan@CPE-124-189-103-193.gziz1.win.bigpond.net.au) has left #zurpg (*Poof!*)
<DM> *It starts with Orithan spontaneously exploding. I think we have a winner here.*
<Iyaruka_Aetashigo> ... What.
<DM> *For random reasons, cause I hate doing natural intros that are usually really awkward, all of you end up at the Sacred Forest Grove, with a Kokiri leading you through so you don't get lost. .... yeah, that's right, I skipped the Lost Woods. SUCK IT!*
<DM> *The party consists of... let's see, a female Human (Serra), a... female someone? (Iyaruka_Aetashigo), a Goriya (Mus), and Alexander, the guy that just kills things.*
<Alexander> *I think you just got lost there and don't want to admit it*
<DM> *The Kokiri's name is Gump. He's a bit on the dumb side, but he can find his way through the Lost Woods, despite getting you guys lost twice already.*
<DM> [Gump]: Alrighty folks, here we are at Death Mountain! .... I mean uhh... the Sacred Forest Grove! Just a bit ahead is the Forest Temple! No worries, all you're doin' is a bit of search and rescue for some lost Kokiris that went in a few days ago and didn't come back out.
* Iyaruka_Aetashigo has no idea what Gump just said
<Mus> I wonder what form of sorcery lies ahead of us in the temple.
<DM> [Gump]: The Forest Temple should be pretty clean. I mean, it got a bit messed up when that giant Crystal Wolfos wrecked it a year ago, but it's been good since. Nothin' wrong at all!
<Serra> Probably more rabble to deal with.
<DM> *For some reason, a Kokiri thinks you guys, a bunch of people NOT familiar with the Forest Temple, will be able to track down Kokiri that ARE familiar with the Forest Temple.*
<DM> *I sense plot shenanigans.*
<Mus> Giant Crystal Wolfos? That's new. We should carry on with caution to find these Kokiri.
<Alexander> *i agré*
<Iyaruka_Aetashigo> ... What's Forest Temple?
<DM> (relaaaaax I wouldn't be so cruel as to actually bring that thing back. It got blown up anyways.)
<Mus> (I know)
<DM> [Gump]: Forest Temple, ya ask? Well, it's the sacred place in the forest for the sage of the forest!
<DM> *Reeeeeaaaal descriptive, Gump.*
<Iyaruka_Aetashigo> ... What's a sacred?
<DM> [Gump]: ... anyhow, movin' on, folks!
<Mus> Lets hope nothing crazy happens.
* Mus looks at the forest's entrance and walks towards it.
<DM> *After a bit of travelin' through the Grove, which is actually clean (and the bushes are well trimmed for some reason!), you arrive right outside the entrance to the Forest Temple... which the entrance structure is 20 feet tall and there is no way any of you are jumping in there.*
<DM> *Mus, you walk into a wall. Congrats.*
<DM> *This is your Hunting Goriya ally, folks! HE HUNTS WALLS!*
<Mus> *Forest temple's
<Serra> (LMFAO, THE WORD GORIYA HIGHLIGHTED ME)
* DM face-palms.
<DM> .... well...... this'll be interesting to see you two get mixed up
<DM> [Gump]: Fear not folks! Of course I wouldn't send you to the Forest Temple without giving you folks... hookershots!
<Mus> (I blame Goriya for Neon)
<DM> [Gump]: ......... waaaaaaait.
<DM> [Gump]: Hookshots. Hook. Shots.
* Mus headtilts at Gump's attempted pronunciation of "Hookshot"
<Iyaruka_Aetashigo> ... What's a hookershot?
<DM> [Gump]: Shh, don't ask stupid questions!
<Serra> Well, let's get going then
<DM> *Gump then proceeds to hand each of you a Hookshot. For free! Grab it here - http://zurpg.sephiroth.ws/thread-868.html
<DM> (fyi, Hookshot goes to Tools)
<Alexander> (I already have one)
<DM> (kay)
* Mus takes the hookshot into her hands, struggling to clutch it properly.
<DM> (I didn't know if any of you guys had one already or not)
<Mus> (Hey at least you can spiderman your way around Alexander)
<DM> wait, is this party 3 females and 1 male?
<Mus> Yes.
<Alexander> *( ?° ?? ?°)*
<DM> ... huh. That... never happens. Yay for gender reassignmen- I MEAN UHHH
<DM> MOVIN' ON NOW!
<DM> [Gump]: See that tree hangin' over the entrance?
<DM> *There is indeed a tree with a branch that hangs right over the entrance.*
<Mus> (AFK)
* Iyaruka_Aetashigo attempts to grab the hookshot, but the weird contraption doesn't compare to the grappling gun in terms of- You know what, scratch that.
<DM> [Gump]: Aim yer hookshot at that and pull the trigger!
<Alexander> At that old thing?
<Iyaruka_Aetashigo> How use?
<DM> *Fyi, unless you're aiming the hookshot at an enemy, you don't have to roll for success, it should be automatic.*
<Alexander> Man that tree'd probbaly break!
<DM> [Gump]: Oh come on, don't be such wusses!
<Serra> hehe
* Iyaruka_Aetashigo attempts to aim for the tree above, but where's the button for the trigger?
<DM> *Gump himself grabs one and aims the hookshot at the tree branch. He fires it, and he springs straight to the tree branch. He releases the trigger to drop down to the platform with ease. The tree branch appears to be quite sturdy still.*
* Serra hookshots onto the tree branch
<Serra> wahhh!
<DM> *Iyaruka, by some random chance as you aim at the tree branch, you happen to hit the button, and you hookshot to the tree branch, just like Gump did.*
* Serra sticks the landing
<Alexander> well noone's died from this yet it seems
<Serra> Fast, and efficient
* Alexander fires his hookshot at the branch
* Iyaruka_Aetashigo tries to find the trigger. WHERE'S THAT DAMN TRIGGER?
<DM> *Annnd as you try to find the trigger again, you press it by accident yet again, letting go of the tree branch as you plop down to the entrance.*
<Mus> Back
* Alexander watches Mus poof back into existance
<DM> *Alexander, for the lulz, when you hookshot the branch, you hit your head on the branch and fall to the entrance. That old branch, eh? How's the karma feedin' ya?*
<Iyaruka_Aetashigo> Ow
* Mus takes aim at the branch, focusing on it as the goryia discovers the trigger and shoots herself up
<Mus> %5d10
<Mus> $5d10
<Navi> Mus: You rolled 5 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 4, 7, 2, 8 and 2. Total: 23. Successes: 2.
* Alexander didn't know there was a goriya
<DM> *Annnd Mus completely ignored what I said about "you don't need to roll if the target isn't an enemy".*
<Mus> (Derrp)
<Sephiroth> (So. The great voice in our heads actually exist?!?!)
Sephiroth Serra
<DM> *Okay, so you're all on the platform. Ahead of you is a deep darkness that stares back into your soul, just like the great voice in Sephiroth's head that speaks in silence.*
<Alexander> *Yee*
* Sephiroth kicks DM out the window.
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<DM> touche
<DM> *Dare ye all enter?
<Alexander> PEACEYOYO
<DM> [Gump]: I'm just a tracker, so at this point, I'm out folks!
* Alexander jumps down
* Iyaruka_Aetashigo attempts to fire a random arrow
<DM> (by jumps down, you mean into the entrance, Alexander?
<Alexander> *Yes*
<Iyaruka_Aetashigo> $25d10
<Navi> Iyaruka_Aetashigo: You rolled 25 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 4, 3, 10, 3, 7, 1, 8, 2, 4, 6, 3, 2, 5, 4, 5, 1, 3, 10, 3, 4, 6, 7, 4, 5 and 1. Total: 111. Successes: 12.
<DM> (kay)
* Serra goes into the entrance
<DM> *Iyaruka, your arrow richochets off the walls a few times before landing somewhere in that darkness ahead of you, with a resounding echo reminding you of my blank soul.*
* Mus looks inside and slowly enters, weary of that might lie ahead.
<DM> *You folks enter the Forest Temple, a supposed sacred dungeon that in theory, should be pretty safe, save for a few mischevious plants and spiders, buuut all you gotta do is find some missing Kokiri, right? ...... right?*
<Alexander> *I feel like we're gonna have to do more things*
<Mus> I'd hate to taste Kokiri blood in order to track them.
<Serra> I can't risk dying here.
<Serra> *Points at Alexander*
<Serra> Be my bodyguard for the time being.
<DM> *After traversing a dark hallway, you enter the Entrance Room, which has two trees sticking to the walls on either side of the room, some sunlight filtering in from holes in the ceiling annnd.... something at the center of the ceiling not resembling "clean".
* Mus stands away from the center of the room and looks up.
* Iyaruka_Aetashigo attempts to fire an arrow at the centre of centre
<DM> *It appears to be some sort of dark mass of putrid filth, covered by a mysterious barrier. You can hear some muffled screams from it.*
* Alexander throws a cherry bomb at it
<Iyaruka_Aetashigo> $25d10
<Navi> Iyaruka_Aetashigo: You rolled 25 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 7, 1, 5, 10, 7, 5, 7, 6, 5, 4, 2, 7, 8, 4, 8, 7, 9, 10, 3, 1, 6, 4, 2, 1 and 5. Total: 134. Successes: 18.
<Mus> Dear god, what's even in there?
<DM> *Your arrow flies true and strong to the barrier.... and literally disintegrates on contact with it.*
<Serra> You're perfect bodyguard material!
<DM> *Alexander, you still attempting to throw a cherry bomb at it?
<Mus> We need to find some way to investigate this.
<Alexander> Good for me, isn't it?
<DM> *If so, roll Power.
<Alexander> *yes*
* Serra says this looking at Iyaruka
<DM> *There appears to be something... shiny, at the top of one of the trees.*
* Iyaruka_Aetashigo is still clueless as what to do
<DM> *Hmm, I wonder how you can even get up there?
<Serra> ...tough crowd, I see.
* Mus catches a glimpse of the shine and locates it.
<DM> *Also, there is a door on the other side of the room. So choose your choices!
<Alexander> $14d10
<Navi> Alexander: You rolled 14 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 2, 2, 3, 3, 6, 10, 9, 10, 3, 8, 1, 4, 9 and 3. Total: 73. Successes: 8.
<Mus> Who is going to hookshot up the tree?
* Mus points at the tree where the glimmer is.
<DM> *Alexander, your bomb reaches the barrier...... and disintegrates against it.
<Alexander> mmmhwat
<DM> *Fyi, the trees aren't particularly tall, one hookshot will get ya up there.
* Mus hookshots up to the tree where the glimmer is.
* Mus gets ready to climb down if something bad happens up there
<DM> *You get up there, and you find a shining, crystal-lookin' object. On the other tree, you can see another crystal-lookin' object, except it's dull and not shiny. Fighter wouldn't like it.*
* Mus examines the crystal-looking object.
<DM> *The object is implanted into the tree, it doesn't look removable, and looking closer, there looks to be dents from sword hits on it. Looks like someone hit this thing earlier for some reason.*
<Mus> (Knew it)
<DM> (^_^)
<Serra> I'm left to assume previous adventurers were here.
<Serra> See? This is why I need a bodyguard.
<Mus> Should we try hitting it?
<DM> *OR IS IT A TRAP?
<Mus> I mean, hitting it could be good or bad.
<Serra> Go ahead.
<Serra> Your call.
<DM> *Go ahead. Your call = huh? Contradictory statement much?
<Mus> People have hit it, but what if they ended up up behind that evil-looking barrier because of it?
<Serra> (More like "I ain't touching that shit"
<DM> (lol)
* Mus slides down the tree.
* Alexander hookshots the shity object
<Serra> Oh, well then
<Serra> I was about to suggest maybe casting magic on it
<Serra> but
<Serra> nevermind
* Serra slides down the tree, following Mus.
* Mus slides down and steps away from the crystal.
<DM> *WHELP, so much for not taking that chance Mus, Alexander the Brave has gone and hit it with his hookshot. You don't hookshot to the crystal, buuuuuuut...... it stops shining.*
<Iyaruka_Aetashigo> . . .
<Mus> Oh dear, what will happen now?
<DM> *All that happens is the entrance hallway, aka the way you came in, suddenly gets filled with the same, dark putrid darkness of doom. ..... congrats, you blocked your way out.
<Serra> Well I know who I'm NOT trusting to be my bodyguard.
<Alexander> Did you see any other shiny objects while you were up there, Moose?
<DM> *You also hear knocking from the door on the other side of the room. It's rather random, like someone's just banging their head against it repeatedly.*
<Mus> There was one on the other tree.
<DM> *The one on the other tree is not shining.*
* Iyaruka_Aetashigo fires an arrow at the door, reluctant of the plot
<Iyaruka_Aetashigo> $25d10
<Navi> Iyaruka_Aetashigo: You rolled 25 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 9, 6, 8, 9, 9, 5, 8, 7, 3, 10, 1, 4, 1, 10, 5, 4, 9, 7, 10, 2, 10, 6, 2, 1 and 2. Total: 148. Successes: 20.
* Alexander hookshots up the tree and attemps to the hookshot the other crystal
<DM> was that a metal tipped arrow or an impact arrow?
* Mus stands back, on guard.
<Iyaruka_Aetashigo> ((Assume metal tipped if I don't specify))
<DM> (kay)
<DM> *The arrow impales itself into the metal-plated door, causing the knocking to stop. Got enough force behind those arrows yet?
<DM> *Alexander, you hookshot up to the other tree, but before you can hookshot the not-shiny crystal, you notice some kind of vines covering it. The vines weren't visible from the angle Mus was looking from earlier.*
<Mus> (Alexander?)
<DM> *Do you still wanna fire your hookshot at it?
<Alexander> *yes*
<DM> *Kay, have fun....
<DM> *You fire the hookshot at the switch, which turns shiny! .... and the vines around the crystal unwrap and burrow themselves into the tree.*
<Alexander> Whoah man
<Serra> Well now
<DM> *Suddenly, a large plant grows from the the spot behind you Alexander.
<Alexander> Some.. tree leaches just burrowed into the tree!
<Mus> Watch out Alexander!
* Alexander falls down
<DM> *It grows a massive, blue head with vicious fangs, and it tries to Chomp you!
* Alexander because spookies
* Mus takes aim at the large plant, readying a PSI Flare.
<DM> .... huh, you might've just killed yourself, Alexander.....
<DM> *Alexander, roll Courage vs. 20 successes!
<Alexander> *better than being a bodyguard*
<DM> *GET READY FOR SOME FALL DAMAGE!
<Alexander> *I mean what*
* Mus hurls a PSI Flare at the large plant, presumably a Deku Baba.
<Alexander> $21d10
<Navi> Alexander: You rolled 21 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 5, 9, 5, 4, 6, 8, 8, 9, 8, 6, 5, 5, 5, 3, 9, 5, 10, 10, 1, 3 and 6. Total: 130. Successes: 19.
<Mus> $12d10
<Navi> Mus: You rolled 12 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 9, 8, 4, 2, 7, 8, 5, 8, 1, 3, 1 and 4. Total: 60. Successes: 6.
<DM> *Oh wow, nice landing Alexander. You take 1 neutral damage, but otherwise manage to not kill yourself from reactively falling off the tree.
<DM> (whatcha got, Fire 1 or Fire 2, Mus?
<Alexander> *The secret is to push the control stick forward slightly when falling*
<Mus> (Fire 1)
<DekuBaba> $8d10
<Navi> DekuBaba: You rolled 8 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 5, 5, 1, 7, 5, 10, 1 and 10. Total: 44. Successes: 8.
<DM> +3 successes on Mus' attack
<Alexander> hp: 9/10, mp: 6/6
<DM> *It hits!
<Mus> 10h 9m
<DM> PSI Flare is what, +0 and 2 neutral damage?
<Mus> 9-8 = 1 Damage - Armor + 2 Neutral Damage = 2-3 Damage
* DekuBaba takes 3 damage!
<DekuBaba> 6h
<DM> (gimme a moment to get these up)
* Mus equips her shield and boomerang.
<DM> *Right after you hit the DekuBaba, the door on the other side opens, to reveal two flaming skulls hovering off the ground, one covered in green flames and the other in red flames.*
<Mus> Blast it! We got some Bubbles on our hands.
<DM> here's the enemy profiles! - http://zurpg.sephiroth.ws/thread-868-post-2008.html#pid2008
<Alexander> I like bubbles.
<DM> *Roll initiatives!
* Serra stops zoning out
<Iyaruka_Aetashigo> $init 1d10
<Navi> Iyaruka_Aetashigo: Your initiative roll has been entered. You rolled: 6.
<Serra> $init 1d10
<Navi> Serra: Your initiative roll has been entered. You rolled: 9.
<Mus> $init 1d10
<Navi> Mus: Your initiative roll has been entered. You rolled: 7.
<Mus> (And brb)
<Alexander> $1d8
<Navi> Alexander: You rolled 1 Die with 8 Sides. Result: 6. Total: 6.
<DM> *FYI, although Deku Baba is at the top of the tree, it can pop up virtually anywhere, cause the entire ground is grass.*
<DekuBaba> $init 1d10
<Navi> DekuBaba: Your initiative roll has been entered. You rolled: 6.
<GreenBubble> $init 1d13
<Navi> GreenBubble: Your initiative roll has been entered. You rolled: 9.
<RedBubble> $init 1d13
<Navi> RedBubble: Your initiative roll has been entered. You rolled: 10.
<Serra> well then
<DM> *And Alexander, if you're tryin' to roll init, try... $init 1d8
<Alexander> *o*
<Alexander> $init 1d8
<Navi> Alexander: Your initiative roll has been entered. You rolled: 6.
<DM> $init s
<Alexander> *asdfghjkl;'*
<Navi> The battle has begun!
<Navi> ROUND 1: RedBubble (10), GreenBubble (9), Serra (9), Mus (7), DekuBaba (6), Iyaruka_Aetashigo (6) and Alexander (6).
<Navi> Bonus Turns: RedBubble (10).
<DM> .... oh yeah, that's right
<DM> I made it so Veil of Flames no longer hurts nature targets when cast on them
<DM> ^_^
* RedBubble casts Veil of Flames on DekuBaba... twice. + EFFECT
<RedBubble> EFFECT: Give a target one stack of the Veil of Flames, Alpha Buff:
<RedBubble> Anyone that fights the target in melee combat automatically takes # Neutral Damage, where # = your Level / 10, rounded up
<DM> *So anything that attacks DekuBaba in melee takes 4 neutral damage. Likewise, its attacks also gain 4 neutral damage. HAVE FUN FOLKS!
<DM> $endturn
<Navi> DM has ended RedBubble's turn.
<Navi> ROUND 1: RedBubble (10), GreenBubble (9), Serra (9), Mus (7), DekuBaba (6), Iyaruka_Aetashigo (6) and Alexander (6).
<Navi> Bonus Turns Over! Round 1 Begins Now!
<Alexander> (are we gonna have a planning phasse or are we just gonna attack when our trns happen?)
* DekuBaba automatically siphons 1 heart from Serra, Mus, Iyaruka_Aetashigo and Alexander! This siphon effect ignores armor.
<DM> We're doing planning phase still, just had to get the bonus turn outta the way
<Alexander> hp: 8
* DekuBaba also gains 3 maximum hearts.
<Iyaruka_Aetashigo> 6h, 6m
<Serra> GOODNESS ME!
<Serra> 11h
* DekuBaba also recovers another 2 hearts from Rejuvenation Aura.
<DekuBaba> 12h
<DM> *Dear god, that thing just recovered to max AND is harder to kill.
<DM> *Planning phase begin! 10 minutes on timer, start time of :57
<Mus> (OBJECTION!)
<DM> *If you're not in #zurpgteam, get over there
<Mus> (Rejuvination Aura can only recover 1 Heart)
<DM> woops
<DekuBaba> 11h
<DM> thought it was level 10 for some reason...
<Mus> 9h 9m
<Serra> (Also, doesn't the Deku Baba have 9 HP max?)
<Mus> (It gains 3 at the start of each round)
<AbsentThirdEye> $turns
<Navi> ROUND 1: RedBubble (10), GreenBubble (9), Serra (9), Mus (7), DekuBaba (6), Iyaruka_Aetashigo (6) and Alexander (6).
* RedBubble also recovered 1 magic from the aura.
<RedBubble> 20h, 5m
<DM> *FYI, if you don't hookshot to the tree that DekuBaba is on, you cannot melee attack it..... not that you'd want to right now anyways.
<Alexander> I remember something like.. you get 1 active and 1 passive action you can take each turn?
<DM> one combat action and one support action
<DM> support action = if it doesn't involve rolling against a target, it's a support action
<Alexander> Ah
<DM> alternatively, you can do two support actions but no combat actions
<DM> *Enemy actions set... wow, it's already :05... okay, 4 minutes on timer.
<Serra> (Checking my bonus dice hold up)
<DM> *DekuBaba snaps wildly in your guys' direction..... except it's stuck on that tree for now.
<AbsentThirdEye> $turns
<Navi> ROUND 1: RedBubble (10), GreenBubble (9), Serra (9), Mus (7), DekuBaba (6), Iyaruka_Aetashigo (6) and Alexander (6).
<DM> *2 minutes on timer, waitin' on Serra and Alexander
<Serra> *DONE*
<DM> *Make that just the overly brave man.
<DM> kay, since Alexander is last in the turn order, he's got a bit more time to send me his action. In the meantime.... startin' the combat phase!
<DM> *RedBubble goes to use Red Disable on Iyaruka_Aetashigo! ($25d10 vs. Courage), 5 Damage + EFFECT
<RedBubble> $25d10
<Navi> RedBubble: You rolled 25 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 5, 5, 10, 9, 4, 8, 9, 7, 2, 7, 9, 8, 6, 1, 10, 4, 9, 6, 4, 9, 10, 5, 6, 6 and 5. Total: 164. Successes: 23.
<Iyaruka_Aetashigo> ((Holy lucksack))
<DM> holy crap
<Iyaruka_Aetashigo> $26d10
<Navi> Iyaruka_Aetashigo: You rolled 26 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 6, 8, 5, 4, 10, 9, 6, 10, 1, 2, 10, 9, 7, 7, 5, 9, 2, 9, 9, 2, 4, 7, 3, 6, 4 and 8. Total: 162. Successes: 21.
* Mus rerolls Red Bubble
<DM> hahahahah
<RedBubble> $25d10
<Navi> RedBubble: You rolled 25 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 10, 1, 2, 6, 5, 9, 4, 9, 5, 8, 3, 10, 9, 6, 6, 1, 4, 5, 6, 3, 1, 8, 6, 10 and 8. Total: 145. Successes: 20.
<Mus> (Barely a miss)
* RedBubble ends up just baaaaaarely missing. Whew, that would've been bad if it hit.
<DM> $endturn
<Navi> DM has ended RedBubble's turn.
<Navi> ROUND 1: RedBubble (10), GreenBubble (9), Serra (9), Mus (7), DekuBaba (6), Iyaruka_Aetashigo (6) and Alexander (6).
<DM> *GreenBubble goes to use Flame Guard on DekuBaba (EFFECT) plus follows up with Green Siphon on Alexander! ($20d10 vs. Wisdom), Damage Halved + EFFECT
<DM> EFFECT: Target gets one stack of the Flame Guard, Alpha Buff:
<DM> # = your Total Affinity Levels
<DM> At the start of each round, all enemies automatically take 2 + # Damage.
<DM> This effect does not stack.
<DM> DURATION: The next 5 + # Damage you take is absorbed, after which all stacks of Flame Guard are automatically removed.
<DM> lol DekuBaba is even stronger
<Alexander> aa
<GreenBubble> $20d10
<Navi> GreenBubble: You rolled 20 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 6, 10, 10, 8, 2, 1, 5, 10, 2, 9, 5, 8, 5, 4, 3, 5, 4, 8, 7 and 10. Total: 122. Successes: 18.
<DM> dear god, what's with the enemy rolls today
<Alexander> 12d10
<Alexander> $12d10
<Navi> Alexander: You rolled 12 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 1, 5, 9, 6, 9, 6, 4, 3, 6, 7, 2 and 7. Total: 65. Successes: 8.
<DM> *Annnnnd you're hit.
* Serra tosses a reroll at GreenBubble
<GreenBubble> $20d10
<Navi> GreenBubble: You rolled 20 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 6, 7, 8, 10, 1, 6, 10, 6, 10, 4, 7, 1, 4, 9, 3, 6, 8, 9, 6 and 9. Total: 130. Successes: 18.
<DM> HAH
<Serra> (asuidfhf)
<DM> IT'S THE ORITHAN LUCK
<Alexander> *Navi yo upiece of shite*
<DM> *GreenBubble siphons magic from you equal to the damage done, whatever that is.
<DM> *Annnnnnd other effect is
<DM> EFFECT 2: Target gets one stack of the Magical Disability Affliction:
<DM> Target cannot use anything that has a Magic Cost.
<DM> Stacking Magical Disability only acts as a buffer.
<Alexander> (how am I cal damage)
<Alexander> (what dmge)
<DM> difference in successes - armor, and then half of that (rounded up) = damage done
* GreenBubble also recovers 3 magic.
<GreenBubble> 10h, 10m
<DM> $endturn
<Navi> DM has ended GreenBubble's turn.
<Navi> ROUND 1: RedBubble (10), GreenBubble (9), Serra (9), Mus (7), DekuBaba (6), Iyaruka_Aetashigo (6) and Alexander (6).
* Serra concentrates, using PSI Flash, Alpha on the Deku Baba! ($18d10 Wisdom vs Wisdom), +0 Damage + Reckless Magic Status (When hit, target's next spell uses an extra 2 magic.)
<Alexander> (so 10 - 2 / 2 = 4?)
<Serra> $18d10
<Navi> Serra: You rolled 18 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 9, 9, 6, 8, 3, 6, 8, 8, 10, 2, 8, 10, 9, 10, 8, 8, 5 and 8. Total: 135. Successes: 19.
<DM> (yep!
<DM> hoooooooooly crap
<Serra> REPENT MOTHERF*CKER
<DM> HIGH ROLLS TODAY
<DekuBaba> $8d10
<Navi> DekuBaba: You rolled 8 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 5, 6, 7, 8, 3, 9, 5 and 3. Total: 46. Successes: 6.
<Iyaruka_Aetashigo> ((This truly is a shenanigans quest))
* DekuBaba is HIT! I think it survives this cause Flame Guard...
<DekuBaba> 19 - 6 = 13 - 8 from flame guard = 5 damage
<Serra> .
<Serra> WHAT
* DekuBaba loses Flame Guard and is down to 6h.
* DekuBaba has reckless magic! ..... which doesn't matter for it.
<Alexander> hp: 4, mp: 2/6
<Iyaruka_Aetashigo> 6h, 6m
<GreenBubble> 10h, 14m (thanks Alexander!
<DekuBaba> 6h | Veil of Flames x2
<DM> $endturn
<Navi> DM has ended Serra's turn.
<Navi> ROUND 1: RedBubble (10), GreenBubble (9), Serra (9), Mus (7), DekuBaba (6), Iyaruka_Aetashigo (6) and Alexander (6).
<DM> <Mus> Mus pays the maintanence cost for her robe and fires a PSI Flare at Deku Baba ($14d10 vs Wisdom), +0 Damage, +3 Successes, 2 Burn Damage and Covers Serra
<Mus> $14d10
<DekuBaba> !!!
<Navi> Mus: You rolled 14 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 4, 2, 9, 9, 10, 1, 7, 9, 6, 8, 3, 3, 4 and 2. Total: 77. Successes: 8.
<DekuBaba> $8d10
<Navi> DekuBaba: You rolled 8 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 4, 6, 4, 6, 8, 3, 1 and 3. Total: 35. Successes: 3.
<DM> WHELP, so much for buff spam
* Mus rerolls self.
<DM> wait, why?
<Mus> Cancels reroll
<DM> it's dead anyways
<DekuBaba> 11 - 3 = 8 + 3 = 11 damage
* DekuBaba bursts into an explosion of flames as its own Veil of Flames implode on it, causing the entire tree it's on to burst into flames.
<DekuBaba> $removeme
<Navi> DekuBaba has removed theirself from battle.
<Navi> ROUND 1: RedBubble (10), GreenBubble (9), Serra (9), Mus (7), Iyaruka_Aetashigo (6) and Alexander (6).
<Mus> 9h 7m | Covering Serra
<Serra> oh right
<Serra> 11h 11m
<DM> yeah, if you let that live..... it would've killed you next turn, lol
<DM> $endturn
<Navi> DM has ended Mus's turn.
<Navi> ROUND 1: RedBubble (10), GreenBubble (9), Serra (9), Mus (7), Iyaruka_Aetashigo (6) and Alexander (6).
<DM> * Iyaruka_Aetashigo takes aim for the DekuBaba's stalk with a Metal Tipped Arrow to the stem! ($28d10 vs Courage) (+0 damage)
<DM> *But it's dead! Redirect to a different target?
* Iyaruka_Aetashigo redirects to Green Bubble, not that it would deal much damage anyway
<Iyaruka_Aetashigo> $28d10
<Navi> Iyaruka_Aetashigo: You rolled 28 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 10, 10, 4, 6, 10, 1, 6, 5, 3, 9, 8, 3, 3, 2, 7, 5, 3, 6, 3, 8, 6, 8, 2, 7, 7, 7, 1 and 5. Total: 155. Successes: 21.
<GreenBubble> $5d10
<Navi> GreenBubble: You rolled 5 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 5, 8, 2, 2 and 10. Total: 27. Successes: 4.
* GreenBubble is hit!
<GreenBubble> 21 - 4 = 17....... - 14 armor = 3 damage
<Iyaruka_Aetashigo> 6h, 6m
<Iyaruka_Aetashigo> $endturn
<Navi> Iyaruka_Aetashigo has ended their turn.
<Navi> ROUND 1: RedBubble (10), GreenBubble (9), Serra (9), Mus (7), Iyaruka_Aetashigo (6) and Alexander (6).
* GreenBubble takes a dent to its skull as the arrow takes a chip off its block, but it lives just fine.
<GreenBubble> 7h, 14m
<DM> *Kay, I didn't get an action from Alexander earlier, so you have 2 minutes to state one or else I'm hitting $endturn
* Alexander DM I sent you one
* Alexander :P
<DM> ..... oh
<DM> son of alferwkferafur
<DM> HOW DID I MISS THAT
<DM> * Alexander throws a cherry bomb at the ceiling above the green bubble! (14d10, Power)
<Alexander> *idk mr. DM voice*
<Alexander> $14d10
<Navi> Alexander: You rolled 14 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 1, 4, 10, 7, 9, 7, 10, 5, 9, 7, 8, 7, 5 and 8. Total: 97. Successes: 14.
<DM> what's the damage on cherry bomb?
<DM> I think it's..... 2 + $1d2?
<Alexander> * Damage: 2 + 1d2 *
<DM> *Your bomb reaches the ceiling with relative ease, and explodes the section above GreenBubble with such a breeze! .. okay, I'll stop quoting now.
<Alexander> *SO I need to roll $1d2 ?*
<DM> yeah
<Alexander> $1d2
<Navi> Alexander: You flipped 1 coin. Values: Heads (1). Results: 1 Head (1) - 0 Tails (2).
<DM> well, it blew up that part of the ceiling, so you're good anyways
<DM> *Let's see..... fall damage = what, about 30 feet....... oh this could hurt
<DM> *GreenBubble, roll Power vs. 14 successes!
<GreenBubble> $5d10
<Navi> GreenBubble: You rolled 5 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 10, 10, 8, 7 and 2. Total: 37. Successes: 6.
* GreenBubble ain't got crap, even with the high roll.
* GreenBubble is crushed by a few stones falling from the ceiling.
<GreenBubble> 30 - 14 = 16 damage still
* GreenBubble crumbles to dust. Killed by a Cherry Bomb in the most clever way possible. Kudos, Alexander!
<GreenBubble> $removeme
<Navi> GreenBubble has removed theirself from battle.
<Navi> ROUND 1: RedBubble (10), Serra (9), Mus (7), Iyaruka_Aetashigo (6) and Alexander (6).
<DM> $endturn
<Navi> DM has ended Alexander's turn.
<Navi> ROUND 2: RedBubble (10), Serra (9), Mus (7), Iyaruka_Aetashigo (6) and Alexander (6).
<DM> *So... you guys gonna attempt to get this thing on your side or just kill it?
<DM> *Planning Phase, 10 minutes on timer, :23 start time
<Serra> (Wait we can do that)
<DM> (Supposedly yes, but the description doesn't say how exactly, only that it's possible
<RedBubble> 20h
<RedBubble> 20h, 5m
<Iyaruka_Aetashigo> 6h, 6m
<Alexander> hp: 5, mp: 2/6 (+ 1 from last round, because armor effect)
<DM> *Enemy action set!
<DM> Okay, I remember how it's done, do your worst folks!
<DM> ^_^
<DM> *5 miuntes on timer!
<AbsentThirdEye> $turns
<Navi> ROUND 2: RedBubble (10), Serra (9), Mus (7), Iyaruka_Aetashigo (6) and Alexander (6).
* RedBubble hovers around in place with its googly eyes.
<DM> ... I question one of those actions, given RedBubble's defensive specialty...
<DM> *2 minutes on timer, waiting on Iyaruka_Aetashigo.... who's probably just gonna drink tea courtesies of that disable earlier, and Alexander
<Iyaruka_Aetashigo> ((What disable?))
<DM> (Oh right, it missed, nvm)
<DM> *Annnnd that's 10 minutes!
<DM> *RedBubble casts Veil of Flames on itself and then goes to use Red Disable on Alexander! ($25d10 vs. Courage), 5 Damage + EFFECT
<RedBubble> $25d10
<Navi> RedBubble: You rolled 25 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 5, 2, 8, 7, 5, 4, 10, 4, 5, 3, 10, 1, 3, 9, 2, 7, 3, 2, 1, 4, 4, 5, 2, 9 and 5. Total: 120. Successes: 14.
<DM> .... fail on my part, that should also deal 2 neutral damage, BUUUUUUUT I missed it
* DM pokes Alexander for defense roll.
* Alexander oh crep
<Alexander> $21d10
<Navi> Alexander: You rolled 21 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 9, 4, 10, 6, 3, 8, 3, 9, 9, 9, 4, 10, 10, 3, 8, 10, 5, 1, 7, 8 and 1. Total: 137. Successes: 18.
* RedBubble aims far and wide and gets the same result as it aimed. Derp.
* Alexander avoids the RedBubbles disable
<DM> $endturn
<Navi> DM has ended RedBubble's turn.
<Navi> ROUND 2: RedBubble (10), Serra (9), Mus (7), Iyaruka_Aetashigo (6) and Alexander (6).
<DM> * Serra stares at the Redbubble's stupid grin, and wrecks it with her PSI Flash, Alpha! ($18d10 Wisdom vs Wisdom), +0 Damage + Reckless Magic Status
<RedBubble> 20h, 5m | Veil of Flames x1
<Serra> $18d10
<Navi> Serra: You rolled 18 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 1, 3, 5, 1, 9, 8, 6, 4, 10, 9, 4, 10, 9, 8, 5, 8, 8 and 9. Total: 117. Successes: 15.
<RedBubble> $5d10
<Navi> RedBubble: You rolled 5 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 5, 7, 9, 7 and 2. Total: 30. Successes: 4.
* RedBubble is hit!
* RedBubble uses Spellblock to negate Reckless Magic!
<RedBubble> 15 - 4 = 11 - 10 = 1 damage... nice one, Serra, spells totally work against it.
<RedBubble> 19h, 5m | Veil of Flames x1
<DM> $endturn
<Navi> DM has ended Serra's turn.
<Navi> ROUND 2: RedBubble (10), Serra (9), Mus (7), Iyaruka_Aetashigo (6) and Alexander (6).
<DM> * Mus just remains Covering Serra.
<DM> $endturn
<Navi> DM has ended Mus's turn.
<Navi> ROUND 2: RedBubble (10), Serra (9), Mus (7), Iyaruka_Aetashigo (6) and Alexander (6).
<DM> * Iyaruka_Aetashigo covers Mus, because Alexander is lame
<DM> $endturn
<Navi> DM has ended Iyaruka_Aetashigo's turn.
<Navi> ROUND 2: RedBubble (10), Serra (9), Mus (7), Iyaruka_Aetashigo (6) and Alexander (6).
<DM> *COVER TRAIN SPOTTED
<DM> * Alexander uses a restoration heart first
<DM> <Alexander> * Alexander decides he should attempt to "persuade" the Red Bubble with Subjugate! ($14d10 vs Wisdom) Damage: None
<DM> <Alexander> <Alexander> EFFECT: If you Current Hearts and Magic (combined) are greater than the target's Current Hearts and Magic (combined), target becomes your Control Subject:
<RedBubble> !!!
<Serra> 11h 10m
* Alexander gains 4 hearts
<Iyaruka_Aetashigo> 6h, 6m
* Alexander then figures out what roll to make
<DM> ... you already stated it
<DM> "($14d10 vs Wisdom) Damage: None"
* Alexander oh
<DM> genius sir!
<DM> now ya just gotta roll it
<Alexander> $14d10
<Navi> Alexander: You rolled 14 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 4, 8, 8, 10, 4, 8, 3, 5, 1, 7, 1, 4, 2 and 6. Total: 71. Successes: 8.
<RedBubble> $5d10
<Navi> RedBubble: You rolled 5 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 9, 4, 3, 3 and 7. Total: 26. Successes: 2.
<DM> .... what is your current hearts and magic total?
<Alexander> 7
* RedBubble has a total of.... 24
* RedBubble breaks free of the subjugation! ..... however.....
* RedBubble decides to follow Alexander for unknown reasons, anyways.
<DM> $init r
<Navi> DM: The bot has been reset.
<DM> *Victory!
<Alexander> Yay
<Alexander> A pet Bubble!
<Mus> (and looks like I am going soon)
<Alexander> I'm gonna name you Bacon.
<Iyaruka_Aetashigo> . . .
<DM> *Okay, for that cherry bomb kill, I'm adding 5 exp to this....
<DM> +32 EXP and +$32d8 Rupees!
<Alexander> $32d8
<Navi> Alexander: You rolled 32 Dice with 8 Sides. Result: 3, 4, 7, 5, 7, 1, 3, 7, 8, 2, 5, 5, 5, 7, 7, 6, 8, 5, 3, 8, 5, 3, 4, 8, 3, 1, 6, 6, 1, 6, 4 and 3. Total: 156.
* AbsentThirdEye does a spit-take
<Iyaruka_Aetashigo> $32d8
<Navi> Iyaruka_Aetashigo: You rolled 32 Dice with 8 Sides. Result: 6, 4, 6, 8, 2, 1, 7, 3, 3, 1, 3, 6, 7, 6, 4, 8, 7, 7, 6, 2, 1, 2, 5, 2, 3, 4, 8, 6, 7, 6, 2 and 7. Total: 150.
<DM> $3d3
<Navi> DM: You rolled 3 Dice with 3 Sides. Result: 2, 3 and 2. Total: 7.
<DM> *Two Magic Jars and a Reroll Point drop!
* Serra has the experience to level up, but just doesn't. lel
<DM> *Also, there's a sack of Replenishing Deku Nuts, and two Fire Scrolls!
<Serra> $32d10
<Navi> Serra: You rolled 32 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 10, 10, 7, 4, 6, 2, 4, 10, 10, 8, 6, 1, 5, 5, 10, 1, 7, 7, 1, 2, 9, 4, 5, 5, 5, 4, 7, 3, 10, 8, 4 and 6. Total: 186. Successes: 27.
<DM> (typical Nexas-based characters, lol)
<DM> ... 32d8
<Mus> $32d8
<Navi> Mus: You rolled 32 Dice with 8 Sides. Result: 7, 4, 8, 4, 3, 7, 7, 8, 5, 8, 5, 4, 4, 5, 3, 7, 2, 1, 8, 6, 5, 5, 6, 5, 7, 4, 3, 4, 3, 2, 3 and 3. Total: 156.
<DM> not 32d10, Srra
<DM> *Serra
<Serra> $32d8
* Mus takes both Fire scrolls.
<Navi> Serra: You rolled 32 Dice with 8 Sides. Result: 4, 8, 1, 3, 4, 3, 6, 1, 5, 5, 7, 5, 7, 4, 4, 8, 7, 2, 2, 7, 4, 6, 7, 5, 3, 5, 5, 5, 5, 5, 3 and 8. Total: 154.
* Mus takes a Magic Container
<DM> *Magic Jar, not Magic Container
<DM> *Aka, it's a consumable, not the permanent +1 bonus.
<DM> *It should already be in your consumables.
<Mus> *Magic Jar
* Iyaruka_Aetashigo has already leveled up
<DM> pausing over here for a moment...
* Mus levels up, nearly twice
<DM> -=QUEST PAUSE=-