1.
So warm to the touch,
Nibbling your bronzed Italian skin.
Mi amore pizza.

2.
Little doggy jumps.
Jumps on my lap and goes “meow”.
This is a kitty.

3.
Drops of water fall
From azure sky to muddy dirt.
Better call in sick.

4.
Little kitty meow.
In the soup you go meow meow.
Grub for hungry folks.

5.
Hungry badger sits
Huddled in his winter cave.
“Where's the pizza guy?”

6.
Sterling silver spoon
Stirs the golden porridge.
Bend it with your mind.

7.
A furious piston.
A relentless love machine.
Revving by itself.

8.
I dream the grand dreams.
Boldly, like the diving hawk
Crashing hilariously.

9.
A small snow angel
Calls out in the blizzard.
“Damn it's cold out here!”

10.
A spicy aroma,
Tender meat; stir fried greens.
Yo! Chicken chowmein!
11.
The sloth tells tiger,
“Friend, I am living the dream.”
Tiger eats sloth, “Yum.”

12.
Tranquil toilet bowl.
Breaks with a golden splash.
Much, too much coffee.

13.
I sprint like the wolf.
The stair machine's in sight.
That ass is my prey.

14.
The swan takes flight,
Like my growing erection.
Now I cannot pee.

15.
It's not the Iliad,
Or the Prelude. Gentlemen,
This is the haiku.

16.
The buffalo graze
In the meadow all day long.
Bloated, they can't move.

17.
Ate too many tacos.
My butt erupts noxiously.
I'm not getting laid.

18.
Acrid coffee smell
Wafting from the urinals.
Oh that college stench.

19.
The wise hippo speaks,
“My skin is so tight, it'll tear.”
Bad taxidermy.

20.
Monkey in the park.
Briefcase in his hand. This kid,
He is his own man.
21.
Johnny the gazelle.
The lion's on his fluffy tail.
Here's to you Johnny.

22.
The graceful goose,
Trips over his own feet. He puts
On his sunglasses.

23.
An angry ant alone
Writes his poetry on a wall.
Tiny lines all forgotten.

24.
I see into your soul.
A tranquil pool, perfect peace.
Here, have a pebble.

25.
No one is bluer
Than our pal, the big blue sky.
Nothing gets him down.

26.
Out in the tundra,
Never seen a flower bloom.
Only cubs into bears.

27.
A boy and a pup
Out in the hungry forest,
Become wolf and man.

28.
Avenger the hero dog,
Standing in the yellow red.
No second thoughts.

29.
A single peach clings.
He's not on the menu. No he's
Going to grow tall.

30.
La diddy-da la.
Just a silly tune you know?
La liddy-da da.
31.
Bright eyed falcons,
Flexing wings for the plunge.
Their tiny souls swelling.

32.
Timekeeper face me!
Strip your tendrils from my fate.
Let me be eternal.

33.
The feisty skylark.
Gliding in the morning light.
Here comes the eagle.

34.
Someone's shot the sun.
It is sinking past the hills.
The red tide rolls in.

35.
Build a wall so tall,
Everyone wants to climb over
And have a party.

36.
A lotus flower
Floats in the turbulent sea
Rather than a pond.

37.
We were all babies,
Equally, cute, and helpless beings.
Now we stroke cinders.

38.
The lion was grazing.
The ox came to join him. Let
The prey come to you.

39.
An ugly duckling
Will always be ugly, but you'll
Never be a duck.

40.
A dog and cat dance
On the free plains of my mind.
And why would they not?
41.
Pink papers stacked
Neatly on an oak wood desk.
Tiny letters from hell.

42.
The old spider threads
One final web. A crystal
Snowflake by my bed.

43.
The graveyard green grows
Splendidly. Not a single
Soul come to spoil it.

44.
The bear wakes up to
Fall asleep. Curls into a ball
And rolls far away.

45.
Big black bear bids bye,
Burrows, begets, bereaves but,
Befriends, betroths, boar.

46.
Round red rock with stem,
I will clean you, and place you
In the apple bowl.

47.
Precious swaths of time
Turn to water and evaporate
When you masturbate.

48.
When the crane stretches
Her heavenly wings. She turns to
Scratch at her wing-pits.

49.
Graceful swan takes flight
Like my growing erection.
Now I cannot pee.

50.
Pretty girl’s number
She picked up on the first ring
Hello Ms. Machine.
51.
Wise old Owl sleeps,
While the Eagle hunts for prey.
Guess who’ll miss Late Night?