(6:06:03 PM) Mokona: Uwaa~ Mokona likes the fireworks!
(6:06:04 PM) Dave: (Who's head is Mokona on?)
(6:06:10 PM) Danny: wait, seriously? This is the Disney logo?
(6:06:10 PM) Vriska: What the heck is a Walt Disney?
(6:06:15 PM) Danny: wasn't it like a white castle before?
(6:06:22 PM) Dave: its a human religious emblem
(6:06:23 PM) Mokona: (Whoever reacts first)
(6:06:25 PM) Jr.: [Jr. grabs a large handful of popcorn and sits back.]
(6:07:19 PM) Dave: you cannot imagine the the horrors committed in the name of Walt Disney.
(6:07:33 PM) Mokona: She looks a little like Yuuko!
(6:07:45 PM) Vriska: Earth looks like a more exciting pl8ce than I had imagined!
(6:07:49 PM) Rosalia: Wait, Disney? Why?
(6:07:53 PM) Mokona: Except maybe a little less flamboyant and a little more evil!
(6:07:58 PM) Mokona: Uwaa
(6:08:02 PM) Mokona: A lot more evil.
(6:08:37 PM) Dave: yeah I bet this is more or less what day to day life is like on Earth.
(6:08:45 PM) Booster: This is all way more complicated than it probably needs to be.
(6:08:47 PM) Mokona: Veronica must be super bored in there.....
(6:08:50 PM) Booster: I'm already kind of lost.
(6:08:56 PM) Danny: oh, you too? I thought it was just me.
(6:09:20 PM) Mokona: It doesn't seem hard to Mokona!
(6:09:32 PM) Jr.: This isn't hard to follow, guys.
(6:09:43 PM) Rosalia: There was an evil sorceress, right? And she got trapped in that doll?
(6:09:50 PM) Mokona: Uh-huh.
(6:09:56 PM) Danny: Right, like a whole bunch of random magic and swords makes total sense.
(6:10:00 PM) Mokona: So did the sorcerer's girlfriend.
(6:10:06 PM) Mokona: And a lot more bad wizards.
(6:10:06 PM) Vriska: That Morgana human seemed way more interesting than this loser.
(6:10:08 PM) Jr.: Who said it made SENSE? It's awesome!
(6:10:20 PM) Dave: dude
(6:10:23 PM) Dave: Vriska
(6:10:27 PM) Dave: stop hogging the popcorn
(6:10:30 PM) Vriska: Never!
(6:10:32 PM) Vriska: It's delicious.
(6:10:41 PM) Booster: Play nice, kids.
(6:10:49 PM) Danny: Dave, huh?
(6:11:00 PM) Dave: [awkward reaching for popcorn]
(6:11:02 PM) Mokona: [Mokona helps by sitting in the popcorn]
(6:11:05 PM) Dave: what?
(6:11:07 PM) Rosalia: Ooh, can I have some?
(6:11:18 PM) Dave: oh my god is this tool also named Dave?
(6:11:23 PM) Dave: I like this movie more already
(6:11:25 PM) Jr.: [Jr. has somehow managed to grab one bag of popcorn for himself and is happily munching away.]
(6:11:27 PM) Danny: yeah! That's what they said his name was, anyway.
(6:11:34 PM) Mokona: Maybe you two are related! :3
(6:11:40 PM) Dave: fuck dude run
(6:11:43 PM) Dave: get that note
(6:11:45 PM) Vriska: It's weird how these human kids are all going around in packs.
(6:11:49 PM) Danny: [Danny, meanwhile, is intangibly grabbing handfuls of popcorn while no one notices]
(6:11:54 PM) Dave: your destiny relies on it
(6:12:00 PM) Vriska: If they were trolls, half of them would have 8een culled 8y now.
(6:12:06 PM) Jr.: ...Seriously?
(6:12:15 PM) Jr.: Don't you have FRIENDS where you come from?
(6:12:19 PM) Rosalia: Culled...?
(6:12:21 PM) Vriska: Sure we do!
(6:12:24 PM) Dave: your planet sounds shitty
(6:12:25 PM) Mokona: Humans need to go around in packs because they might get eaten by wizards if they don't, silly!
(6:12:36 PM) Jr.: That's... not quite it, Mokona.
(6:12:40 PM) Vriska: 8ut in my l8nguage, the word for "friend" is exactly the s8me as the word for "enemy".
(6:12:48 PM) Jr.: You're kidding.
(6:12:49 PM) Dave: your language also sounds shitty
(6:12:51 PM) Danny: that's...kinda messed up.
(6:12:55 PM) Danny: no offense.
(6:12:56 PM) Jr.: It really is.
(6:13:18 PM) Vriska: Your society seems pretty weird to me!
(6:13:23 PM) Jr.: Good job, kid.
(6:13:27 PM) Vriska: No...
(6:13:29 PM) Mokona: It sounds nice!
(6:13:31 PM) Vriska: [Vriska trails off.]
(6:13:44 PM) Mokona: Because even if friends are enemies, enemies are also friends!
(6:13:54 PM) Rosalia: Hey, is something wrong?
(6:13:56 PM) Mokona: .....
(6:13:57 PM) Jr.: [Jr. throws a few pieces of popcorn at Vriska.]
(6:14:00 PM) Vriska: Shhhhhhhh.
(6:14:03 PM) Mokona: Vriska likes the wizard~
(6:14:09 PM) Mokona: Vriska likes the wizard~!
(6:14:28 PM) Jr.: ...Heheh.
(6:14:29 PM) Vriska: Who c8res a8out some l8me human w8zard????????
(6:14:34 PM) Vriska: I was just randomly thinking of something.
(6:14:51 PM) Jr.: Teaching kids to lie, huh? Some heroic wizard.
(6:14:53 PM) Danny: anyone else getting kiiiiinda creeped out?
(6:15:01 PM) Dave: Dave if this guy offers you candy run
(6:15:02 PM) Mokona: Mokona isn't!
(6:15:16 PM) Mokona: It looks like Mokona's home!
(6:15:19 PM) Jr.: Yeah this wizard dude is creepy.
(6:15:26 PM) Booster: Yeeeaaaahhhhhh
(6:15:29 PM) Danny: wow.
(6:15:33 PM) Danny: okay, why isn't this kid running?
(6:15:38 PM) Vriska: I don't know!
(6:15:41 PM) Jr.: Where are this kid's parents?!
(6:15:43 PM) Dave: because he's too much of a cool kid
(6:15:47 PM) Vriska: Is this that m8le human lusus father thing?
(6:16:01 PM) Jr.: The what.
(6:16:11 PM) Booster: Oh, look, he's touching something.
(6:16:13 PM) Booster: Good job, kid.
(6:16:15 PM) Booster: Awesome.
(6:16:16 PM) Danny: uhhhhh...that's not what fathers do.
(6:16:20 PM) Danny: you know. Usually.
(6:16:22 PM) Vriska: You know! That thing where a m8le adult human looks after a child human.
(6:16:24 PM) Jr.: This can't possibly end badly.
(6:16:34 PM) Jr.: ...You mean a father?
(6:16:37 PM) Rosalia: Yeah, that's a dad! But...he wasn't a dad or anything.
(6:16:42 PM) Vriska: Yeah!
(6:16:49 PM) Dave: this is definitely a good sign
(6:16:55 PM) Jr.: You really DO come from some messed up place.
(6:17:12 PM) Vriska: Ok, that was awesome.
(6:17:28 PM) Jr.: That was cool!
(6:17:31 PM) Mokona: Mou.... things like that should be kept safely!
(6:17:44 PM) Rosalia: That was kind of scary...
(6:17:57 PM) Danny: jeez, what kind of Disney movie is this?
(6:17:59 PM) Jr.: Hey, it's okay. Don't be scared.
(6:18:07 PM) Mokona: He's really good!
(6:18:08 PM) Jr.: Just because the wizard dude is creepy...
(6:18:25 PM) Mokona: He's not creepy!
(6:18:32 PM) Jr.: Uh. Yeah he is.
(6:18:34 PM) Rosalia: The bugs were creepy!
(6:18:37 PM) Mokona: He's a lot like the woman Mokona used to live with!
(6:18:37 PM) Jr.: That too.
(6:18:38 PM) Dave: I wonder if I could figure out how to do that
(6:18:41 PM) Danny: ...okay, not gonna lie, this is pretty cool.
(6:18:45 PM) Mokona: ....Except he doesn't dress like a harlot.
(6:19:00 PM) Mokona: (Mokona still does not know what a harlot is)
(6:19:08 PM) Jr.: Mokona, what the hell.
(6:19:15 PM) Vriska: I wonder if I can learn to do this stuff.
(6:19:39 PM) Jr.: Hahahaha what a loser.
(6:19:45 PM) Dave: nice job thief
(6:19:51 PM) Mokona: He never got his note back.......
(6:20:00 PM) Rosalia: Poor guy...
(6:20:01 PM) Jr.: This is going to take years of therapy to fix.
(6:20:08 PM) Mokona: ....Hey. Does Jr. know what a harlot is?
(6:20:10 PM) Danny: wow, ouch.
(6:20:24 PM) Jr.: [Jr. stammers and flails] Wh-what?!
(6:20:32 PM) Jr.: Why would-
(6:20:33 PM) Jr.: I mean.
(6:20:40 PM) Jr.: Mokona, you shouldn't be asking stuff like that.
(6:20:46 PM) Dave: 10 years later
(6:20:49 PM) Dave: he still looks like a douche
(6:20:51 PM) Mokona: Mou.... Rozalin wouldn't tell Mokona either.
(6:20:59 PM) Danny: weren't you saying he's you earlier?
(6:21:07 PM) Vriska: This guy has no fashion sense.
(6:21:08 PM) Jr.: [Jr. offers Mokona some popcorn to distract her.]
(6:21:10 PM) Dave: what no why would I say that?
(6:21:26 PM) Mokona: [Distraction: Success.]
(6:21:58 PM) Jr.: I don't like either of these idiots.
(6:21:59 PM) Mokona: Is she the same girl from earlier?
(6:22:05 PM) Mokona: It must be destiny!
(6:22:11 PM) Jr.: Oh god.
(6:22:25 PM) Danny: ...wow.
(6:22:40 PM) Jr.: Wow. He's almost as bad as you are, Danny!
(6:22:46 PM) Booster: This is really painfully awkward.
(6:22:52 PM) Danny: what?! I never did that! I don't do that!
(6:22:55 PM) Mokona: Dave doesn't know a lot about girls!
(6:23:04 PM) Jr.: Suuuuure you don't.
(6:23:18 PM) Jr.: Wow this guy needs some serious help.
(6:23:31 PM) Dave: bullshit I know everything about girls
(6:23:34 PM) Vriska: Today I learned that weak, weaky losers are a universal constant.
(6:23:38 PM) Dave: Oh wait I see what you mean
(6:23:49 PM) Jr.: THAT we can agree on, Vriska.
(6:24:17 PM) Jr.: Could this get any more awkward.
(6:24:29 PM) Booster: I'm sure it will.
(6:24:30 PM) Dave: his pants could fall down
(6:24:41 PM) Jr.: I stand corrected.
(6:24:50 PM) Danny: oh wow. That would...be pretty much the most awkward thing, yeah.
(6:25:04 PM) Vriska: Are we going to have to listen to this guy talk for the whole movie?
(6:25:11 PM) Jr.: I hope not.
(6:25:15 PM) Rosalia: Well, something's gotta happen, right?
(6:25:23 PM) Dave: maybe someone will set him on fire
(6:25:28 PM) Booster: Yeah, she /definitely/ sounds like that show is her life, right there.
(6:25:29 PM) Jr.: Ha.
(6:25:46 PM) Mokona: did he wizard at the radio?
(6:25:49 PM) Danny: whoa. Is that like his secret lair dungeon, or something?
(6:26:00 PM) Mokona: He sold it?
(6:26:04 PM) Vriska: His voice is like overripe gru8sauce 8eing poured into my ears.
(6:26:05 PM) Mokona: That was a bad idea!
(6:26:19 PM) Rosalia: Wow, look at that...
(6:26:20 PM) Mokona: Maybe they will learn a valuable moral lesson from it!
(6:26:35 PM) Mokona: Oh~
(6:26:39 PM) Dave: is he playing music with a tesla coil?
(6:26:41 PM) Mokona: They both got stuck in!
(6:26:41 PM) Jr.: Yeah. Don't electrocute yourself.
(6:27:01 PM) Danny: oh great. More bugs?
(6:27:02 PM) Jr.: So why did this happen now, after ten years of nothing?
(6:27:03 PM) Rosalia: More of these things?
(6:27:11 PM) Mokona: Magic~
(6:27:19 PM) Mokona: It's the rules of magic.
(6:27:25 PM) Jr.: ...What?
(6:27:43 PM) Dave: magic has rules?
(6:27:49 PM) Mokona: it always does!
(6:27:53 PM) Vriska: Of course it does!
(6:27:53 PM) Mokona: How else would it work?
(6:27:58 PM) Jr.: But that's BORING.
(6:27:59 PM) Vriska: You can't cheat without rules.
(6:28:09 PM) Jr.: ...Sometimes I like the way you think.
(6:28:17 PM) Jr.: Other times it scares me.
(6:28:51 PM) Jr.: I think he just peed himself again.
(6:29:10 PM) Dave: nice
(6:29:11 PM) Danny: man, this guy is just gonna get stalked by creepy wizards, isn't he?
(6:29:13 PM) Jr.: [Jr. cracks up.]
(6:29:14 PM) Danny: ----oh, wow.
(6:29:25 PM) Jr.: Danny, is this moron your brother or something?
(6:29:32 PM) Danny: hey look, it's the pack of gray wolves!
(6:29:40 PM) Danny: looks like they're chasing him out after all!
(6:29:45 PM) Dave: how did they oepn the door without thumbs?
(6:29:54 PM) Danny: hey--wait! I'm not that clumsy!
(6:30:02 PM) Danny: and I can walk through walls, thank you very much.
(6:30:07 PM) Jr.: [Jr. just LOOKS at him.]
(6:30:25 PM) Danny: [Danny glares back]
(6:31:01 PM) Jr.: [Jr. grins and gives him a thunbs-up.]
(6:34:17 PM) Dave: I want one of those
(6:34:26 PM) Jr.: Me too!
(6:34:30 PM) Vriska: I think everyone wants a giant metal wing8east familiar.
(6:34:43 PM) Jr.: So he creeps on kids, but takes care of birds?
(6:35:00 PM) Booster: Geeze, this kid.
(6:35:06 PM) Danny: wow.
(6:35:10 PM) Danny: That's...actually kind of impressive.
(6:35:33 PM) Booster: So, wait, this is all about an evil Russian nesting doll?
(6:35:36 PM) Vriska: What's so gr8 a8out destroying the world, anyway?
(6:35:39 PM) Booster: Am I getting this right?
(6:35:44 PM) Jr.: Looks like it.
(6:35:45 PM) Rosalia: I think there's someone evil inside, right?
(6:35:46 PM) Danny: I guess so.
(6:35:49 PM) Dave: they're evil, try to keep up
(6:35:54 PM) Vriska: Unless they have some other world to go to.
(6:35:55 PM) Danny: he wants to forget everything?
(6:35:59 PM) Danny: maybe he should come here, then.
(6:36:00 PM) Vriska: There's evil, then there's stupid!
(6:36:12 PM) Rosalia: ...You have a point there.
(6:36:40 PM) Dave: dude do you really want this kid living here?
(6:36:45 PM) Mokona: A pig who loves physics would be a good thing to make a movie about
(6:36:55 PM) Danny: he doesn't sound so bad!
(6:37:04 PM) Jr.: If I was that wizard dude I'd be giving up about now. This guy is hopeless.
(6:37:09 PM) Danny: Just...kind of, uh. Awkward.
(6:37:23 PM) Jr.: Of course YOU like him.
(6:37:29 PM) Jr.: Remind you of anyone?
(6:37:37 PM) Danny: [hey, remember that glaring thing we were doing? Danny's started doing it again.]
(6:37:45 PM) Booster: It's a nice car. Old-fashioned, but nice.
(6:37:47 PM) Jr.: [Jr. smirks back.]
(6:38:05 PM) Vriska: Do humans really only use 10% of their 8rains?
(6:38:07 PM) Dave: oh goddammit that is the oldest trope ever
(6:38:12 PM) Vriska: That would expl8in a lot.
(6:38:15 PM) Booster: I don't think that's true.
(6:38:16 PM) Rosalia: I don't think so!
(6:38:32 PM) Rosalia: People really need all their brains.
(6:38:40 PM) Mokona: Mokona is pretty sure that's not how magic works, either!
(6:38:48 PM) Booster: /Why/ would it be complicated, exactly?
(6:39:00 PM) Mokona: And that wasn't a very nice thing to do to a police officer.
(6:39:02 PM) Jr.: So why did he set that ticket on fire, then?
(6:39:21 PM) Danny: wait seriously? He can do that?
(6:39:24 PM) Vriska: Sometimes things just catch on fire!
(6:40:00 PM) Vriska: What the heck is going on here?
(6:40:02 PM) Dave: they always have those dragons running around in chinatown
(6:40:07 PM) Rosalia: It's not really still there after ten years, is it?
(6:40:08 PM) Dave: that's how you know it's chinatown
(6:40:12 PM) Booster: Looks like some kind of festival.
(6:40:33 PM) Mokona: nuh-uh, it was sold to those old people earlier
(6:40:49 PM) Jr.: Everything this guy does is so DRAMATIC.
(6:40:55 PM) Mokona: uwaaa
(6:40:56 PM) Jr.: He must be really bored.
(6:41:00 PM) Mokona: that was so rude!
(6:41:12 PM) Danny: wait what
(6:41:21 PM) Booster: Oh, this is good.
(6:41:27 PM) Mokona: uh-huh
(6:41:33 PM) Jr.: Oh hell.
(6:41:43 PM) Jr.: ...Okay I want that coat.
(6:41:55 PM) Mokona: there's a lot of dragons~
(6:42:25 PM) Vriska: Is this part of the festival?
(6:50:21 PM) Dave: yes
(6:50:24 PM) Dave: that's part of the festival
(6:50:39 PM) Vriska: He should've known not to flounce around in dragon territory!
(6:50:59 PM) Jr.: He's gonna get fried.
(6:51:11 PM) Danny: wait, what.
(6:51:12 PM) Dave: well, we've already decided this guy's an idiot
(6:51:24 PM) Jr.: He really is.
(6:51:28 PM) Rosalia: Oh, look! He's doing it!
(6:51:32 PM) Booster: I'd ask which guy, but I think that describes everybody here.
(6:51:39 PM) Jr.: Ha.
(6:51:52 PM) Jr.: Whoa wait how did he do that.
(6:51:57 PM) Dave: magic
(6:52:15 PM) Jr.: But he's an idiot.
(6:52:22 PM) Dave: a magical idiot
(6:52:30 PM) Danny: nice mustache.
(6:52:35 PM) Booster: ...Oh god.
(6:52:36 PM) Danny: [snerk]
(6:52:38 PM) Jr.: ...Horrible.
(6:53:22 PM) Dave: so much for the laws of phsyics
(6:53:37 PM) Dave: they're more like guidlines anyway
(6:53:40 PM) Danny: back to the lair?
(6:53:43 PM) Danny: the Davecave?
(6:53:56 PM) Jr.: Davecave.
(6:54:12 PM) Jr.: Whoa that's awesome!
(6:54:17 PM) Jr.: Oh man!
(6:54:18 PM) Rosalia: It is!
(6:54:26 PM) Danny: hahaha, nice.
(6:54:30 PM) Booster: Accurate portrait!
(6:54:44 PM) Dave: this is an improvement
(6:54:55 PM) Jr.: Holy hell!
(6:55:09 PM) Jr.: Creeper wizard dude can actually do some cool stuff!
(6:55:21 PM) Booster: Really convenient that there was already a circle there.
(6:55:53 PM) Booster: [Booster silently facepalms.]
(6:56:00 PM) Danny: [Let Danny join you there]
(6:56:00 PM) Vriska: [Vriska doesn't notice.]
(6:56:05 PM) Vriska: [She's busy.]
(6:56:17 PM) Jr.: This idiot doesn't deserve powers like this! Man.
(6:56:41 PM) Jr.: Okay for once I agree with the idiot.
(6:56:47 PM) Rosalia: He is pretty old.
(6:57:00 PM) Vriska: Yeah, those shoes aren't so gr8.
(6:57:24 PM) Dave: nice vest
(6:57:29 PM) Danny: wow.
(6:57:32 PM) Danny: at least he's prepared?
(6:57:40 PM) Vriska: At least 8althazar doesn't look like an enormous tool.
(6:57:50 PM) Jr.: He kind of does, actually.
(6:57:55 PM) Rosalia: Heehee, he looks like a turtle!
(6:58:03 PM) Jr.: Haha, he does!
(6:58:41 PM) Booster: [Booster has given up on facepalming and has progressed to drinking at an increased rate.]
(6:58:58 PM) Vriska: What are you drinking over there?
(6:59:01 PM) Jr.: Who the hell is THIS moron?
(6:59:21 PM) Booster: Nothing you're allowed to have.
(6:59:33 PM) Jr.: ...Yeah, man, share the wealth.
(6:59:54 PM) Vriska: L8me! L8mey l8mey l8me. I'm thirsty.
(6:59:57 PM) Jr.: [Jr. edges closer to Booster.]
(7:01:05 PM) Dave: dude listen to the creeper wizard dave
(7:01:06 PM) Booster: I don't even know what alcohol would do to your alien physiology and I'm not going to be responsible for us finding out.
(7:01:28 PM) Jr.: I'm not an alien! You could share with me!
(7:01:36 PM) Booster: You're /twelve/.
(7:01:37 PM) Danny: ...how old are you?
(7:01:39 PM) Rosalia: Jr.!
(7:01:49 PM) Jr.: I don't remember how old I am!
(7:01:57 PM) Jr.: Come oooonnnn, we're all friends here.
(7:02:00 PM) Vriska: Twelve? You look younger.
(7:02:09 PM) Jr.: Gee thanks.
(7:02:23 PM) Jr.: I WAS gonna share with you, but now? Forget it.
(7:02:31 PM) Danny: wow, younger than twelve? he sure doesn't look old enough to drink, but not that young!
(7:02:33 PM) Vriska: Hey! 12 is pretty old, all things considered.
(7:02:49 PM) Dave: this guy is so amazing lame
(7:03:00 PM) Dave: this is the LAST person I would trust with sorcerous power
(7:03:05 PM) Jr.: No kidding.
(7:03:23 PM) Jr.: [Jr. groans and facepalms. So. Hard.]
(7:03:54 PM) Booster: [Booster just keeps. On. Drinking.]
(7:04:01 PM) Jr.: So help me if he ends up with ger on the end I am going to throw up.
(7:04:03 PM) Booster: [Somebody tell him when the romance subplot it over oh god.]
(7:04:04 PM) Dave: I'm being swept off my feet here
(7:04:05 PM) Vriska: This guy had 8etter not get any feelings repiproc8ted in this movie.
(7:04:09 PM) Vriska: He doesn't deserve them.
(7:04:20 PM) Rosalia: Hey, that's not very nice.
(7:04:31 PM) Jr.: She's cute. He's a total idiot.
(7:04:45 PM) Rosalia: It looks like she's starting to like him, though!
(7:04:57 PM) Jr.: As a FRIEND, maybe!
(7:05:10 PM) Jr.: Girls don't actually like idiots like him, right?
(7:05:22 PM) Vriska: Speaking as a girl, definitely not!
(7:05:24 PM) Rosalia: I still think he's all right.
(7:05:44 PM) Jr.: Something tells me you're being far too forgiving.
(7:05:47 PM) Danny: Uncle Blthazar is a pretty great name for an uncle.
(7:05:55 PM) Jr.: Heh.
(7:06:25 PM) Jr.: I like that he's leaving the idiot alone with the girl because he's convinced he'll only mess things up WORSE.
(7:06:42 PM) Vriska: I wouldn't 8e surprised if she kills him 8efore he gets 8ack.
(7:07:03 PM) Jr.: ...Looks to me like he's about to kill HIMSELF, at this rate.
(7:07:04 PM) Booster: That would be a pretty great twist at this point.
(7:07:20 PM) Jr.: Whoa.
(7:07:24 PM) Jr.: RUN GIRL.
(7:07:28 PM) Jr.: RUN AWAY.
(7:07:32 PM) Vriska: Is this some sort of 8izarre human m8ting ritual?
(7:07:40 PM) Jr.: Hell NO. This guy is a moron!
(7:07:40 PM) Dave: only in new york
(7:07:42 PM) Booster: Bizarre is the right word for it.
(7:07:46 PM) Rosalia: I don't think so...
(7:08:14 PM) Dave: here it comes
(7:08:22 PM) Jr.: That's... actually... really neat.
(7:08:31 PM) Rosalia: It is!
(7:08:47 PM) Booster: [Booster's started drinking again.]
(7:08:59 PM) Dave: [Dave is also drinking]
(7:08:59 PM) Vriska: [Vriska tries to swipe a beer when he's distracted.]
(7:09:05 PM) Dave: [granted, he's drinking coke, but...]
(7:09:05 PM) Jr.: [Jr. is trying to... BORROW... one of the cans Booster brought.]
(7:09:19 PM) Danny: [Danny si totally drinking. HE'S DEAD, OKAY, HE'S ALLOWED TO DO WHAT HE WANTS.]
(7:09:36 PM) Booster: [Booster is smacking hands away from his six-pack! >:[ ]
(7:09:42 PM) Vriska: [Bah!]
(7:09:49 PM) Jr.: C'mon, man, this is PAINFUL.
(7:09:52 PM) Danny: [intangibility is a beautiful thing]
(7:10:13 PM) Dave: [Dave cracks up at the Depeche mode line]
(7:10:28 PM) Danny: what? What's so funny? I don't get it.
(7:10:51 PM) Jr.: Are those women's shoes?
(7:11:00 PM) Dave: obviously
(7:11:14 PM) Danny: I don' think they make guy's shoes with heels like those.
(7:11:15 PM) Jr.: Who does no one in this movie have any fashion sense?!
(7:11:19 PM) Vriska: I know!
(7:11:22 PM) Vriska: It's terri8le.
(7:11:37 PM) Jr.: The wizard coat is kind of cool, but other than that? Yikes.
(7:11:45 PM) Vriska: Trolls have a very fashion-minded culture, you know.
(7:11:52 PM) Jr.: Really.
(7:11:56 PM) Vriska: Yes!
(7:12:03 PM) Danny: did he even say anything?
(7:12:10 PM) Booster: He was about to.
(7:12:38 PM) Jr.: [Jr. laughs and cheers.]
(7:12:48 PM) Jr.: Go, creepy wizard dude!
(7:15:02 PM) Jr.: He's Jesus. Only a wozard.
(7:15:16 PM) Vriska: What's so gr8 a8out that Merlin guy?
(7:15:31 PM) Booster: He's kind of a big deal.
(7:15:31 PM) Dave: famous wizard
(7:15:33 PM) Danny: he's kind of a really big, famous magic guy.
(7:15:54 PM) Vriska: Sounds l8me.
(7:16:00 PM) Booster: These aren't the droids you're looking for.
(7:16:03 PM) Booster: ...
(7:16:15 PM) Booster: [Booster drinks with a renewed passion.]
(7:16:16 PM) Danny: [snrkkkkkk] that photo.
(7:16:54 PM) Danny: hahaha, oh man, I forgot he even had that weird padding thing!
(7:17:54 PM) Rosalia: Was he really thinking of her all that time?
(7:18:46 PM) Jr.: If I could do something like that, I'd pretty much never stop.
(7:19:00 PM) Danny: never stop...cleaning?
(7:19:08 PM) Vriska: Augh!
(7:19:16 PM) Dave: why does he have so many sponges?
(7:19:18 PM) Jr.: Never stop doing things the NORMAL way.
(7:19:31 PM) Vriska: [Vriska puts a hand up to block the screen aronud when the buckets start filling up.]
(7:19:41 PM) Danny: wait, what? What're you blocking the screen for?
(7:19:42 PM) Jr.: Hey, what're you doing?
(7:19:49 PM) Vriska: [For herself, not for you guys.]
(7:19:56 PM) Dave: just let her have her fun it's some weird troll thing
(7:20:07 PM) Jr.: Is she scared of water or something?
(7:20:12 PM) Rosalia: Oh, okay.
(7:20:43 PM) Booster: [All of the drinking, all of it.]
(7:20:48 PM) Vriska: Look it's your 8usiness if you want to have no sh8me a8out your sordid receptacles, but I'm going to show some decorum here.
(7:20:48 PM) Jr.: Smoooooth.
(7:20:58 PM) Jr.: ...What?
(7:21:03 PM) Danny: uhhh...okay, then.
(7:21:06 PM) Rosalia: Oh, no...
(7:22:53 PM) Jr.: Truth, all of it.
(7:22:57 PM) Booster: It's not the shoes, kid.
(7:23:00 PM) Booster: It's not the shoes.
(7:23:04 PM) Vriska: May8e now the rest of the movie is a8out 8althazar!
(7:23:13 PM) Vriska: That would 8e a step up.
(7:23:15 PM) Dave: That would be an improvement, I think
(7:23:16 PM) Danny: you really like this Balthazar guy, don't you?
(7:23:18 PM) Jr.: You DO like him, dont' ya?
(7:23:33 PM) Vriska: He's definitely prefera8le to this loser!
(7:23:42 PM) Dave: I'm with the weird alien on this one
(7:23:43 PM) Jr.: Well yeah, but that's not really saying much.
(7:23:45 PM) Booster: She's got a point.
(7:23:53 PM) Danny: awkward nerd, or really creepy wizard?
(7:24:01 PM) Danny: I dunno about you guys, but I think I'd go with the nerd.
(7:24:02 PM) Rosalia: He's not going to throw the ring away too, is he?
(7:24:05 PM) Vriska: He's not that creepy.
(7:24:26 PM) Jr.: He's like your brother, Danny. Of course you would.
(7:24:38 PM) Dave: Danny has a brother?
(7:24:44 PM) Danny: No.
(7:24:47 PM) Dave: man I want more popcorn
(7:24:55 PM) Danny: [Jr you are Danny's new glarebuddy]
(7:25:14 PM) Jr.: [Jr. just smirks.]
(7:25:21 PM) Dave: [A second Dave walks in with a bowl of popcorn]
(7:25:22 PM) Dave: here
(7:25:24 PM) Dave: thanks
(7:25:29 PM) Dave: [he leaves]
(7:25:29 PM) Rosalia: Huh?
(7:25:32 PM) Booster: You could, you don--uh.
(7:25:33 PM) Vriska: Woo!
(7:25:34 PM) Jr.: What the HELL?!
(7:25:38 PM) Danny: [Danny looks over at the second Dave, then does a doubletake]
(7:25:40 PM) Rosalia: Did...he just...
(7:25:44 PM) Vriska: [Vriska goes for the popcorn while everyone else is confused.]
(7:25:53 PM) Danny: [then just slowly looks back at the screen and buries his head in his arms. he has had enough doppelganger mindfuck already.]
(7:26:07 PM) Jr.: How did-
(7:26:10 PM) Booster: [This calls for more beer? Yes.]
(7:26:12 PM) Jr.: What just happened?!
(7:26:12 PM) Dave: [Dave offers Danny the bowl] Want some?
(7:26:37 PM) Danny: Yeah, sure. Thanks. [Not even looking up, he just grabs a handful of popcorn.]
(7:26:44 PM) Rosalia: Oh, I'll take some!
(7:26:57 PM) Jr.: Are you really just gonna let that go without explaining it?
(7:27:01 PM) Dave: yes
(7:27:05 PM) Vriska: Sure! He 8rought more popcorn.
(7:27:08 PM) Danny: he already has.
(7:27:15 PM) Danny: apparently something really bad happens if he explains it.
(7:27:21 PM) Rosalia: Wait, huh?
(7:27:24 PM) Danny: [Danny is just absolutely deadpan about this bullshit at this point.]
(7:27:26 PM) Jr.: [Jr. has renewed his efforts to get a beer.]
(7:27:56 PM) Booster: [This time, Booster is sufficiently distracted!]
(7:28:18 PM) Rosalia: Oh, Dave saved him!
(7:28:19 PM) Jr.: [Jr. nabs one and hides it in his coat!]
(7:28:20 PM) Danny: okay, that was pretty cool.
(7:28:43 PM) Vriska: [Vriska makes to steal Jr.'s beer!]
(7:28:54 PM) Jr.: Oh HELL no. [Jr. pushes her away!]
(7:29:08 PM) Rosalia: Jr., you shouldn't be drinking that either!
(7:29:14 PM) Jr.: Sssssshh!
(7:29:25 PM) Rosalia: Oh, fine.
(7:29:36 PM) Jr.: Thanks! I owe ya one.
(7:29:47 PM) Dave: he shoulda stuck with the other car
(7:29:54 PM) Rosalia: [Just. A sigh.]
(7:30:00 PM) Jr.: [Jr. winks at her.]
(7:30:02 PM) Danny: [Danny, meanwhile, has already had some beer. And gagged on it.]
(7:30:04 PM) Vriska: All these four-wheel vehicles look pretty primitive to me.
(7:30:29 PM) Rosalia: You mean the cars? What were yours like?
(7:31:02 PM) Dave: okay this is pretty sweet
(7:31:11 PM) Jr.: WHOA.
(7:31:24 PM) Vriska: [While Jr. is focusing on the eye candy, BEER SWIPE]
(7:31:46 PM) Jr.: [It takes him about thirty seconds to notice.]
(7:31:53 PM) Jr.: Hey, what-
(7:31:55 PM) Vriska: [That's enough time to take a drink!]
(7:31:58 PM) Vriska: 8LUH!
(7:32:04 PM) Jr.: Vriska! Dammit, give that back!
(7:32:09 PM) Vriska: You can have it.
(7:32:12 PM) Danny: Heh, yeah, that's what I said.
(7:32:12 PM) Jr.: I stole it fair and square!
(7:32:14 PM) Rosalia: Hahahaha.
(7:32:22 PM) Booster: [OK these shenanigans get Booster's attention again!] Hey!
(7:32:22 PM) Jr.: ...Oh.
(7:32:30 PM) Jr.: Um.
(7:32:34 PM) Jr.: Hey there, Booster.
(7:32:38 PM) Jr.: [Innocent smile!]
(7:33:11 PM) Booster: [Booster holds his hand out in the universal "hand that shit over" gesture. :| ]
(7:33:23 PM) Jr.: Aw, c'mon, no fair!
(7:33:46 PM) Dave: [pointedly ignoring htis whole exchange]
(7:34:20 PM) Booster: Maybe if you weren't prepubescent, kiddo.
(7:34:41 PM) Jr.: [Jr. grumbles and reluctantly gives it back.]
(7:35:01 PM) Dave: that is a sharp suit
(7:35:23 PM) Jr.: ...You're kidding.
(7:35:24 PM) Danny: are you talking about the guy in the black suit, or the weird blond guy?
(7:35:34 PM) Dave: the old guy not the goth rocker
(7:35:39 PM) Jr.: Oh okay.
(7:35:54 PM) Jr.: What the.
(7:36:03 PM) Rosalia: What did he just do...?
(7:36:04 PM) Booster: Who's surprised that happened?
(7:36:08 PM) Booster: Not. Me.
(7:37:13 PM) Jr.: Well that didn't take long.
(7:37:46 PM) Dave: [Snickers at the picture]
(7:38:04 PM) Jr.: What's so funny?
(7:38:23 PM) Danny: Persian quickrug? Hahaha, that's pretty clever!
(7:38:31 PM) Dave: of COURSE that guy has a picture of himself as god emperor surrounded by beautiful women
(7:39:06 PM) Jr.: Oh I see it now.
(7:40:24 PM) Danny: what was that for?! He gave the bad guy the ring and the doll?
(7:40:48 PM) Vriska: To s8ve his redcrush! Duh.
(7:41:26 PM) Danny: well, yeah, but isn't the good guy supposed to keep the weapon or whatever until the last second and then save the thing and the girl?
(7:41:40 PM) Danny: isn't that how these movies usually work?
(7:41:42 PM) Jr.: Yeah, but remember. This guy is an idiot.
(7:41:55 PM) Rosalia: I bet he'll get it back later!
(7:42:17 PM) Danny: Yeah...probably.
(7:44:16 PM) Jr.: Because a silly crush totally compares to a thousand year love. Uh-huh.
(7:44:43 PM) Dave: OBVIOUSLY the magic was in him all along
(7:44:43 PM) Vriska: It m8y 8e stupid, 8ut it's almost a little romantic!
(7:44:59 PM) Danny: okay, I think this qualifies as both an "ew" and a "yikes".
(7:46:39 PM) Dave: ouch
(7:46:41 PM) Jr.: Ha.
(7:46:46 PM) Danny: hahaha, ouch.
(7:46:54 PM) Rosalia: It's a good reason to not die!
(7:48:04 PM) Danny: it's always an old lady, isn't it?
(7:48:10 PM) Jr.: Always.
(7:48:40 PM) Dave: Are you okay Vriska?
(7:48:46 PM) Dave: you look kinda...I dunno
(7:48:47 PM) Dave: Flushed
(7:48:51 PM) Vriska: Shut up!
(7:48:52 PM) Vriska: Also yes.
(7:49:02 PM) Jr.: Are you sick?
(7:49:15 PM) Danny: wow, yeah, you do look kinda blue-ish...
(7:49:18 PM) Vriska: Hey, how a8out that movie we're supposed to 8e paying attention to!
(7:49:42 PM) Jr.: [Jr. is easily distracted back to the movie.]
(7:49:56 PM) Dave: so their whole plan was a run of the mill zombie apocalypse?
(7:50:15 PM) Rosalia: That was cool!
(7:50:35 PM) Booster: I think it's specifically evil magician zombies.
(7:52:16 PM) Dave: see? in him all along
(7:54:29 PM) Danny: ...okay, this is pretty neat.
(7:54:42 PM) Jr.: I hate to admit it, but I kinda agree.
(7:54:55 PM) Vriska: He's not a complete loser when he isn't talking, I guess!
(7:55:01 PM) Booster: Well, if only one part of your movie can be good, might as well be the climax.
(7:55:06 PM) Jr.: Yeah.
(7:55:26 PM) Jr.: Well he HAS been around for a loooong time!
(7:57:12 PM) Rosalia: Aw...
(7:57:33 PM) Jr.: ...Oh boy, here we go.
(7:58:19 PM) Booster: [Booster finishes his beer.]
(7:58:32 PM) Vriska: Well!
(7:58:35 PM) Danny: that was...
(7:58:38 PM) Danny: uh...
(7:58:39 PM) Vriska: That wasn't quite as terri8le as I was expecting.
(7:58:42 PM) Danny: okay?
(7:58:43 PM) Vriska: It was ok.
(7:58:48 PM) Danny: Yeah.
(7:58:49 PM) Dave: that sums it up pretty good
(7:58:57 PM) Jr.: Yeah, not bad!
(7:58:58 PM) Dave: not quite as terri8le as i was expecting
(7:59:00 PM) Danny: --hey, wait, if you were expecting it to be bad, why did you want all of us to watch it in the first place?
(7:59:15 PM) Rosalia: Yeah, I thought you were the one who chose the movie.
(7:59:17 PM) Vriska: [Vriska would comment on that if she could see it. But alas, 4th wall.]
(7:59:19 PM) Jr.: ...Good question.
(7:59:31 PM) Vriska: Well, I figured any human movie would 8e pretty 8ad!
(7:59:37 PM) Vriska: I was pleasantly surprised.
(7:59:43 PM) Vriska: A little.
(7:59:55 PM) Jr.: [Jr. just LOOKS at her.]
(8:00:05 PM) Vriska: What!
(8:00:15 PM) Jr.: You can't jugde ALL movies based on ONE.
(8:00:19 PM) Jr.: You know that, right?
(8:00:36 PM) Vriska: I said I was surprised!
(8:00:39 PM) Dave: Anyways
(8:00:46 PM) Dave: I gotta go make that popcorn now
(8:00:54 PM) Rosalia: Popcorn?
(8:00:55 PM) Danny: ....wait, what?
(8:00:56 PM) Jr.: Huh?
(8:01:06 PM) Danny: the movie's over!
(8:01:22 PM) Danny: and we still have some left over from when, uh, other-you gave it to us.
(8:01:23 PM) Booster: Time travel. [Booster shakes his head.]
(8:01:23 PM) Dave: yeah, but that second bowl I got from myself still needs to be made
(8:01:41 PM) Jr.: ...What.
(8:01:42 PM) Danny: ...wait, that's what he's doing?!
(8:01:45 PM) Rosalia: Wait, time travel? When did...oh, never mind.
(8:02:08 PM) Dave: I'm out guys
(8:02:15 PM) Danny: (I'm waiting to see if there's a sting, hahaha)
(8:02:21 PM) Dave: [To the kitchen!]
(8:02:23 PM) Dave left the room.
(8:02:32 PM) Booster: [Booster gives Danny a 'This wasn't obvious to you?' look.]
(8:02:48 PM) Danny: [stares back at Booster] what?!