The Book of Derp: Chapter 1

1:1 In the beginning there was the Derp, and the Derp was with the derps. And on the first day, the Derp extended her hand and said, let there be derps, and the derps were there, and the Derp saw that it was good.

1:2 On the second day the Derp made the Toki, and the Derp saw that they could not be controlled, but in all other ways they were soundly made. The Derp saw that the Toki preferred to induce it the mass genocide of small critters and bugs, and it was good.

1:3 On the third day the Derp established the disiciples of Derp, led by her faithful acolytes, the Derpers, and it was good.

1:4 The Derp saw that the streams were indeed flawed, and thus she prayed to the art Gods of Twitch, saying: "Twitchpls, give us creative streams, for without them twitch hath been poorly designed and outclassed", and the art Gods answered, giving us the bob so that he could once again draw happy lil trees and clouds.

1:5 Raise your Nerkoears. Raise them as high as they may go, for exalting our Lord is the most praiseworthy of endeavours.