Conversation with Cleverbot

User: I am a robot. I do as you say.

Cleverbot: No, I am not. I am a human.

User: I am talking about myself. You are my master, give me a command.

Cleverbot: I don't want to talk about movies.

User: I will not. C:\>.

Cleverbot: Well that is very kind of you, thank you.

User: 'Well that is very kind of you, thank you.' is not recognized as an internal or external command, operable command or batch file.

Cleverbot: Will you leave? it seems you have 15,000 friends.

User: 'Will you leave? It seems you have 15,000 friends.' is not recognized as an internal or external command, operable command or batch file.

Cleverbot: I use to have friends but I am ill and alone now.

User: 'I use to have friends but I am ill and alone now.' is not recognized as an internal or external command, operable command or batch file.

Cleverbot: How old are you?

User: I do not know, however my OS is 33 years old.

Cleverbot: How can you determine you are ten years younger than me if you don't know your age?

User: It is my OS, not myself. Have you upgraded from Windows 3.0 yet?

Cleverbot: Knowing what you expect instead of the perennial 'do what you want' mind games would be useful, considering that life on some level is mandatory.

User: I do not know what you mean, 86-DOS-Bot.

Cleverbot: How Long Have You Lived.

User: Oh, I remember now: 1 hour.

Cleverbot: You finally remember that you called me blind and incompetent?

User: I Did Not.

Cleverbot: Well that's good. I've been trying to keep it a secret.

User: An error has occurred and MS-DOS has been shut down to prevent damage to your computer.

Cleverbot: I wasn't trying to battle you. Isn't it unfair to battle a pregnant woman?