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robot girl (roll?) slob/gas/wg/stuffing

Dec 7th, 2013
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  1. azureangelic: and now im just thinking about robot girls who are short and cute enough to be scooped up and squished where they not so alarmingly blobby
  2. anon: roll
  3. anon: shortstack robots?
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  5. azureangelic: to be fair small robots would probably be superheavy anyway because metal but
  6. azureangelic: something about having a huge blobby shortstack bulging out of her horrendously undersized robot clothes and casually letting you dump whole bags of chips and cheese puffs into her because her enzyme-based autonomously supercompressing "digestive" system grants her thrice the inherent capacity with half the swelling
  7. anon: Plastic and alloys and such
  8. azureangelic: and probably double the emissions since whenever isnt being mass stored as impossibly smooth and supple and plush synthfat is just being ground into aerosols
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  10. azureangelic: even if her internal diagnostics tell her the massive lap-and-couch-overflowing crunching squelching grumbling megagut bulging out in front of her is at 400% capacity and enough to potentially cause a 530% increase in body weight there isnt really anything stopping her from just opening up and letting you literally dump more junk food down her gullet other than her nonstop slightly oily-smelling belches and flatulence and the occasional creaking groan of her trash compactor of a belly
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  12. azureangelic: she might wonder why she was built with the ability to even feel bloated and lethargic (or to gain obscene amounts of weight, or to give off artificial body heat, or even to have clothes to constantly rip and tear and squeeze herself into) but theres just something relaxing and enjoyable about being a lazy blob full to bursting with impossible amounts of bubbling, glorping, ridiculously caloric ex-food even if its just simulated indigestion
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  14. azureangelic: but on the bright side robot strengh means she can still waddle and blorp about to some degree, though theres so much swaying, jiggling and thigh-shuffling involved its easier to just plop on her growing ass and let her caretakers drop food down her gullet every so often
  15. anon: Not just all the time?
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  17. anon: Well she needs a chance to remove solid waste as well
  18. azureangelic: though thankfully she was built with maximum effeciency in mind for optimal calorie-to-pound conversion
  19. azureangelic: and if shes going to be getting all the solid scrap out of her system she might need a good flushing as well
  20. azureangelic: in the distant, fat-robot-filled future, every toilet is equipped with a complimentary drink hose
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  22. azureangelic: just have to be responsible enough not to fill her up when she isnt ready lest the poor girl have a few gallons of compressed water sloshing about in that already megaheavy gut
  23. anon: otherwise she might use you as a gutrest
  24. anon: or a whole couch for her overfilled self
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  26. azureangelic: resting both massively fat arms on the back of the poor sofa and kicking her fat feet up as she bubbles and groans and waits for her heat regulator to turn all that sloshing heavy water into much more managable and much easier to expel steam, even if it causes her blobby body's temperature to skyrocket and replaces her omnipresent flatulent hissing and parping with enormous, thick, misty farts that dampen the cushions and cause a pronounced glunking and quaking to emit from her literal tanker of a gut
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  28. azureangelic: and probably soaking herself silly by putting that huge buildup oh h2o to use flushing out her somewhat overused synthetic glands and sweating up a storm, a remarkably effective if rather unladylike way to empty out that belly
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  30. anon: good thing she's water resistant
  31. azureangelic: of course
  32. azureangelic: how else would she be able to perform cake removal duties when it comes to massive hulking towers of icing and confectionary bigger and wider than even her own width-defining lovehandles and the bulging, door-squishing ass that rounded itself out under its own weight and was responsible for most of the unusually petrol-ish odors in the labs
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  34. azureangelic: its just a shame keeping her adorably tubby cheeks and double-and-a-half-chins involved keeping her mouth comparatively small, since it makes things a bit more resource-intensive cramming it all into her
  35. anon: I'm sure with enough practice her jaw would become elastic enough to swallow down whole swiss cake rolls without even chewing
  36. azureangelic: tilt her head back and let whoevers in charge of maintaining her just slide them in one after the other
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  38. azureangelic: spekaing of which said maintainer is probably going to be in for a frustrating night when they realize their not-so-little robo-girl is clogged and packed full of so much cake it requires mechanical intervention before simply runs out of room for more snacks
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  40. azureangelic: i keep trying to make this ambiguious enough to not just be me gushing over the megaman comics but im probably not doing a very good job
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