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- >"This is the song of arrival. Its melody bitterly rustles all
- >my long-suffering jimmies. I sing in torment of love and loss, of hope
- >and failure. I sing of chaos and order, of misused free will against
- >deceptively cruel control. Oh winged Muses, grant me the voice to call
- >out deeper into the darkness that I have already been brought to. Let
- >me be the mouthpiece for truth. The tale is long and the actors were many.
- >I invoke the muses of my ancestors, let man again be the
- >creator of meaning, he who cannot be content with life in darkness.
- >I found only apathy in meaningless beauty, just another void.
- >I have sought answers to my first questions, but I found more mysteries.
- >A life lived, a life left, but the cause remains still unknown. Where, How, and moreso Why?
- >Questions universal these be, here or there, now or then. To live, to die,
- >achieving nothing more than a brief glimse of reality bare. I sought
- >to open my eyes and break the surface of the shallow sea of what is taught.
- >I stand alone, sole member of my species in Tartarus, in this world.
- >I am man, holder of the torch of reason, bearer of both violence and
- >compassion. The shadow finally moves! Have I roused thy interest yet?
- >I sing to thee, oh stranger before me, immersed in shadows darker than my own.
- >Let me sing to thee a song of hopeless dissatisfaction with both life and
- >ignorance. What say you? Step out and hear my story, and judge me yourself."
- >An amused voice drifts through the now silent cave alongside the sound of clapping.
- >How in the hell...er Tartarus, was he clapping?
- >"Well, well, well, that was dramatic wasn't it?"
- >You drop your pose you had finished your speech on. You take a sweeping bow.
- "Thank you. I had awhile to think of it, with all of the fucking running I had to do to get here. Do
- you have any idea how many assholes there are out there, just running about?"
- >The voice answered "Of course. I found my powers...lacking when I first got here. There was
- much running. On a side note, only the first line of your speech was proper verse. You are clearly
- not a poet"
- >How did he know that...It was a good thing you had no plans of telling him just how long it had
- taken you. You weren't nearly as smart as you liked to think you were.
- >You let a sheepish smile slide over your face.
- "It was a pain in the ass to memorize it in the first place. The authenticity wasn't worth the effect. It
- was much easier to just wing it. So how's life been treating you Discord?"
- >Discord stepped from the shadows. Just as you had seen him in Twilight's books, and exactly as
- she had described him to be...though you had expected him to be bigger and more, well devious.
- >He just looked tired. Sad even.
- >You watch him carefully. He could easily be faking it.
- >Discord looked at you, then looked off to the side, his paw on his snout and his claw
- thoughtfully stroking his goatee.
- >"I must say that I preferred my prior imprisonments to this one, but I suppose I lost the privilage
- of solitary confinement for my last run in with Equestria. Oh well. As you can see, I found this
- cave, and I was very careful about covering my tracks. Now please tell me how you found me. And
- who you are for that matter. Apparently you know me already. You have me at a disadvantage."
- >You laughed
- >Implying he found this cave. He must have been here a long time.
- >You wonder if time is any different here. How long were you going to be gone? Would you get
- back?
- >Doesn't matter right now. Deal with the situation at hand.
- >He settled down on his tail like a chair, a look of what appeared to be genuine interest on his face.
- "You can call me Anon. Everyone else does. I figured you'd be more grateful. Being inside a rock is
- an upgrade from being a rock wouldn't you say?"
- >He's on you in an instant.
- >You fly back against the wall of the cave, and crumple to ground as he stands above you.
- >Lacking size and magic clearly doesn't affect his physical strength. Five feet tall is big enough.
- >"Being moved from one prison to another is NEVER an upgrade!" he says as he raises the claw.
- "Trust me man, I know it. I was just fucking with you. Aren't you supposed to be the god of
- Chaos, enjoyer of the blackest of jokes?"
- >Discord stops as his dark smile comes back to his face.
- >He laughs and offers you the paw.
- >"I must apologize. I've never been one to take a joke personally...but it's been a long time. And
- I've been alone. I was mad to begin with... I may be a wee bit crazy now."
- >You take his paw and stand, as he rests back on his tail.
- >Fucking head hurts.
- >Note to self: save the insults for someone who can't gut you, and who isn't insane. How long had
- he been here?
- >"Now Anon, you've come all this way. I would still like to know how you knew where to look for
- me. I gather from your pompous speech that you are a man. The only one of your species, yes?"
- he said, his grin growing a bit as he spit out the last part.
- "The only one on this planet. I'm not pompous, just a jackass. Given the fact we're talking in
- Tartarus, a Greek reference felt appropriate. You're the pompous one man. You know of course that
- this mountain we're in right now is shaped like you right? The others down here must be straight
- up retarded. Retarded and viscious."
- >The worst kind of retarded. You were harrassed the entire run here.
- >"What is a Greek? Never mind I just wanted to hear you get defensive. Yes, I've had sometime to
- develop my skills as a sculpter, and given that I was a sculpture for awhile, I rather like the new
- and improved Discord statue."
- "It's a hell of a statement, and a fine way to hide."
- >"Now I think we can drop the insults. You came for a here for a reason. You must need my help.
- I'm sorry to dissappoint you though. Celestia's got this place locked down even more than ever
- before, after my last...incident." he laughed at that.
- "I know that much. I doubt very much I'll be getting out of here. I know about you though. Once I
- got here I knew, that of all the people I could spend...eternity I'm assuming?"
- >Discord nodded, the grin seeming to about crack his face.
- "Kinda wishing she would've just killed me now." you muttered to yourself. "C'est la vie I guess.
- A long vie. Anyway I figured out of any company I could have here, you'd be preferable to
- anything else in this hellhole. And being a god, I figured you deserved a show first."
- >"Preferable?" he faked a sad face. "You've wounded me Anon. I'm going to take this as a positive
- though. I did appreciate your show. I've always had a flair for the dramatic. I appreciate any
- entertainment now that I can't entertain myself."
- >He snaps his claws. Nothing happens but a small plume of smoke. He grimaces.
- >"The very fact that you are here after Celestia was supposed to have finished her...cleansing
- means you did something terrible. Something that defied that precious order of hers. Something
- truly unforgivable."
- >He laughed heartily.
- >"Even after attaining her perfection she's still sending loyal subjects to suffer. It's sick,
- hypocritical, and absolutely hilarious."
- >You started laughing yourself. A simmering broth of apathy, a dash of narcissism, and a healthy
- dose of dark humor. All the ingredients to laugh anything off.
- >You and old Discord weren't too different at all.
- >You had found a fine audience for your story.
- >What you knew anyway.
- "As I said it's a long story..."
- >He threw his paw around your shoulder.
- >"We've got all of eternity."
- "Well I come from a planet called Earth..."
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