Sweatiebot

There was this one time where there was a guy named Ralph who worked for this computer supply company who made a really awesome machine where you could transplant your brain into it and control a robot directly from it so you basically become the robot and leave your old body behind.
But the problem was that for some reason that didn't make any sense to anyone it only worked when the robot was in the form of a pony!
And thus Sweetiebot was born.

The End