Zacmac's troll post to boring's OP to quitting thread

I've noticed my influence that I have on the forum, the only thing that keeps me staying here, is dwindling away. I can't take it anymore. OT has gotten ridiculous with being "good kids" and going against my lack of moral ideals. Because this is going to be a ridiculously long wordwall absolutely no one will read through, i'll split it up.


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STUFF THAT PISSES ME OFF:

--People defending other people

Like why in the hell would you defend a person, like ever? It really hurts your e-peen when you do that, and it's a breach into the sinful landscape i have painted for myself. There's some reasons people do this, like feeling something other than contempt for people, but these feelings are untrue and go against what satan has taught us.
Why you actually do it is of no importance, but you're stupid for doing it. Being able to spit on your friends is a REALY hard thing to do if you're a filthy softie. It ain't tough for me as I know everyone deserves a good insult.

--People remaining celibate
Out of anything satan has taught us, it's that those pesky people that acutally wait until murriage to start doing it are dumb. Like, who cares if you might leave a baby zit into that girl you snagged from the alleyway when you can just pop it? People are insecure in theselves and use the fact of their religion not to plow any females that come in their way. They're just not hung like you and me.
You should always base who you're going take home to mommy on how hot they look. No one want's some rank beef curtains when you can have a hot big-breasted caucasoid. Anyways, it's nature that dictates to us that we should always go after the hot ones.

Remember any kind of date or marriage is just a social contract which can be ripped up at any time. Christian peeps will often try to tell you that it's some kind of arbitrary "commitment" to stay with that ugly broad you've just so happened to marry, but satan teaches otherwise. You need to throw away women that get unattractive to you, it's just the freaking right thing.

--Smoking weed
Smokine weed is a good thing. Don't you want to be dank like your brother Snoop Dogg, puffing some high-quality kush that you paid for with welfare? You bet you do! There's nothing wrong with weed. It ain't addictive and it makes people chill as hell. Satan is also a master puff daddy, too!

--Tips to living a better life
As you guys are filthy plebs who want to believe in things that involve a v1rg1n birth and a burning bush that can channel to God, here's the first thing you guys gotta do. Get that stupid card that says you're not doing to do it until married and rip it. Throw the pieces on a public sidewalk and piss on them. If a cop gives you crap, start urinating in their face.

A lot of people think it really matters what they're doing is a sin. Try reading the necronomicon and learn the real word that life bases itself upon. "Sin" is just another way for people like the pope to control every facet in your diamond of a life. Go out, murder someone. Steal their car. Take their drugs. Screw their spouses, especially if it's the same gender as you. You'll have a better life, I swear. Seeing as no one is willing to let the word of satan into their life is my main motivation to quit. I tried to push OT in the right direction but they never seem to want to go there. My idea of using a forum to springboard my anti-religous beliefs failed; I couldn't get none of you to open your eyes to satanism. God damn you to hell, OT.