Trenet's "DOOM"

"DOOM" to the tune of "Boum" by Charles Trenet

Keep in mind that French isn't my first language, so if the syllables are a bit out of place, just rework them as need be.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HHlWi38h674 [Embed]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=moPbM7Co8CY [Embed]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E7xBBN50UEU [Embed] (English version)

Call of Duty games - go Pew pew pew
The casuals - go Boo-hoo-hoo
Chug-chug-chug goes the PS4
And through most games I snore-snore-snore

But DOOM
All that I hear in DOOM
Is a gun going BOOM
Rock guitar riffs, And my laughter

DOOM
The Hellspawn in the room
Can't hit me in DOOM
Cause here the DOOM-guy goes faster

I'm running along at incredibly high speed
And I'm not even holding down the shift key.
Background logs that I don't need to read.
And it plays nothing at all like Doom 3!

DOOM
that familiar gloom
I knew that it was DOOM
Seeing that corpse-strewn tomb

L-O-L players say "GG"
The whole of R9K "REEE-E-E"
He'vy weap'ns guy says "Run Coward"
"Just fucking buy" says Todd Howard.

But DOOM
It's that ol' lovely tune
I can't stop playing DOOM
Making gore monsoons, with my chainsaw
BRRRMMAMMA


DOOM
My ninety-three heirloom
I'm back to playing DOOM
And now in glory-killing awe.

I don't even need good multiplayer
Or handholding, and you knew this as well
You just give me some carnage to savor
And I'm shooting the heck out of hell

Doom!
through open maps I zoom
for health packs to consume
You're making me swoon, Doom

DOOM!
I'm having fun in DOOM
I play from night 'till noon
And all my guns go Boom, Boom
Yes they all go Boom boom
Nothing less than Boom boom
boom boom
booooooom!