Raining Bears

[chatnet] Uriel says, "So anyway, there we were"
[chatnet] Uriel says, "surrounded by screams"
[chatnet] Uriel says, "The citizens of the city were in an uproar, crying out to the heavens in fear, pain, and prayer"
[chatnet] Uriel says, "No one knew why"
[chatnet] Uriel says, "but the sky had begun to rain bear penises"
[chatnet] pebbles says, "oh my"
[chatnet] Uriel says, "The massive meaty dongs fell a few thousand feet to the earth below"
[chatnet] Uriel says, "and I dunno what a bear penis's terminal velocity is, but they hit hard"
[chatnet] Uriel says, "And almost as soon as it had begun, it stopped"
[chatnet] Uriel says, "Many had died"
[chatnet] pebbles says, "and no amount of dodge skill can safe you from the penis"
[chatnet] Uriel says, "the streets were littered with corpses and the penises of grizzlies"
[chatnet] Uriel says, "And a few crafters who leapt from block to block collecting the penises to make cocktails"
[chatnet] jacael says, "Wat"
[chatnet] Uriel says, "to serve at the GOCI christmas party"
[chatnet] pebbles says, "ooo"
[chatnet] pebbles says, "lol cocktails"
[chatnet] Uriel says, "and they were eaten"
[chatnet] Uriel says, "as that crafter snickered"
[chatnet] Uriel says, "I think one guy took a bear penis to the face"
[chatnet] Uriel says, "and it entered his skull"
[chatnet] Uriel says, "plunging down his throat"
[chatnet] Uriel says, "and hitting his stomach at terminal velocity"
[chatnet] Uriel says, "ripping his intestinges to shreds"
[chatnet] Uriel says, "as his stomach acid poured into places it wasn't supposed to be"
[chatnet] Uriel says, "slowly digesting him from the inside out as he tried to scream"
[chatnet] Uriel says, "but only managed to gurgle as the ruined flesh and blood came up his throat"
[chatnet] Udachi says, "wow that was the most colorful description of a bear dick killing someone at 500mph i have ever heard in my life"
[chatnet] jacael asks, "Uriel....why do I feel randy all of a sudden from your story?"
[chatnet] Uriel says, "And that's the story of the penis rain."