Motherfucking threewway

[03:33] <voltaireMortis> ==START==
[03:35] <chaturangaCaller> chaturangaCaller has opened a memo titled "friends!"
[03:35] <chaturangaCaller> CC: hi everyooone!
[03:35] <voltaireMortis> VM: Fuck you.
[03:35] <chaturangaCaller> CC: i added all the people who are involved in this weird troll glitch so far
[03:35] <voltaireMortis> VM: It's like 3am here
[03:35]  * battingProdigy began responding to the memo
[03:35] <battingProdigy> BP: oh hey celia!
[03:35] <battingProdigy> BP: and mr trollman
[03:36] <chaturangaCaller> CC: hi jace!
[03:36] <voltaireMortis> VM: Fuck you too Mr. Racist
[03:36] <chaturangaCaller> CC: and shush vox, implying that you sleep at night!
[03:36] <battingProdigy> BP: hey im not racist
[03:36] <chaturangaCaller> CC: why on earth would you think jace is racist!
[03:36] <voltaireMortis> VM: -_-
[03:36] <battingProdigy> BP: because hes just saltier than a batter getting an out after the first pitch
[03:37] <chaturangaCaller> CC: vox for a translation thats pretty salty!
[03:37] <voltaireMortis> VM: I got that part
[03:37] <voltaireMortis> VM: Kinda got the context
[03:38] <battingProdigy> BP: hey celia did you know he has something similar to baseball but instead its with babies?
[03:38] <voltaireMortis> VM: I can't tell is the memo titled friends or "friends"?
[03:38] <chaturangaCaller> CC: haha no!
[03:38] <voltaireMortis> VM: One of those is wway more sarcastic than the other
[03:38] <chaturangaCaller> CC: its friends because your friends!
[03:38] <voltaireMortis> VM: Right
[03:38] <chaturangaCaller> CC: i figure we may as well get to know each other!
[03:39] <chaturangaCaller> CC: baby baseball and all!
[03:39] <voltaireMortis> VM: "Smirk"
[03:39] <chaturangaCaller> CC: oh comon vox i know you dont hate this that much!
[03:39] <chaturangaCaller> CC: ive talked to you two enough to know that youll get along fine!
[03:39] <battingProdigy> BP: i dunno cee
[03:40] <battingProdigy> BP: he looks pretty salty
[03:40] <voltaireMortis> VM: No, you're right I'm just more of an asshole right noww
[03:40] <voltaireMortis> VM: Hey
[03:40] <voltaireMortis> VM: Fuck you too buddy
[03:40] <battingProdigy> BP: no thanks ill pass
[03:40] <chaturangaCaller> CC: nono you respond to that with your own bizarrely specific to your own culture chide!
[03:40] <voltaireMortis> VM: Because that's howw friendship wworks?
[03:40] <battingProdigy> BP: uhh...
[03:41] <chaturangaCaller> CC: like saltier than a fusciablood on her crowning ceromony!
[03:41] <battingProdigy> BP: wut
[03:41] <voltaireMortis> VM: Wwhat
[03:41] <chaturangaCaller> CC: jace i forget if you know if vox is an alien or not!
[03:41] <battingProdigy> BP: i kinda do
[03:41] <chaturangaCaller> CC: and they have these things called fusciabloods which are super rare and live in the sea!
[03:41] <battingProdigy> BP: he said he was a troll but i thought he meant the ones from like fantasy stories and stuff
[03:41] <chaturangaCaller> CC: so for translation: thats pretty salty too!
[03:41] <voltaireMortis> VM: See
[03:42] <voltaireMortis> VM: That's wwhy he's racist
[03:42] <battingProdigy> BP: still dont get why thats racist
[03:42] <chaturangaCaller> CC: haha nonono jace i get why its racist!
[03:42] <chaturangaCaller> CC: you know how the indians in america arent actually indians!
[03:42] <battingProdigy> BP: ...theyre not?
[03:42] <chaturangaCaller> CC: i read they were called that because when europeans arrived they just thought they landed in india!
[03:43] <chaturangaCaller> CC: you remember that controversy about the red sox or whatever that baseball team is called?
[03:43] <battingProdigy> BP: the redskins?
[03:43] <chaturangaCaller> CC: yeah!
[03:43] <battingProdigy> BP: oooooohh
[03:43] <chaturangaCaller> CC: yeaaah!
[03:43] <battingProdigy> BP: THATS what that was about
[03:43] <voltaireMortis> VM: Oh I get it noww, all humans are racist
[03:43] <voltaireMortis> VM: Sorry Jace,
[03:43] <battingProdigy> BP: thats a racist assumption
[03:44] <chaturangaCaller> CC: haha it kinda is!
[03:44] <battingProdigy> BP: it seems the tables have turned trollman
[03:44] <voltaireMortis> VM: Shit that reminds me
[03:44] <voltaireMortis> VM: I bet you fucking talked to Jydbec?
[03:44] <battingProdigy> BP: me?
[03:44] <voltaireMortis> VM: Yes
[03:45] <chaturangaCaller> CC: oooooooomgGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG
[03:45] <voltaireMortis> VM: Really insane?
[03:45] <battingProdigy> BP: yeeeeah shes um
[03:45] <chaturangaCaller> CC: EVERY CONVERSATION I HAVE IS ABOUT JYDBEC!
[03:45] <battingProdigy> BP: ...not sure how to describe it
[03:45] <voltaireMortis> VM: Evven you'd remember her
[03:45] <voltaireMortis> VM: Let me havve this
[03:45] <battingProdigy> BP: hey cee calm down there
[03:45] <voltaireMortis> VM: Yes Celia, wwe are havving a calm friendly convversation
[03:46] <chaturangaCaller> CC: haha no its ok we just promised not to talk about jydbec to each other and now hes exploiting that by talking about her to you in front of me!
[03:46] <chaturangaCaller> CC: actually its clever!
[03:46] <chaturangaCaller> CC: but ill remind you she is also added to this memo!
[03:46] <battingProdigy> BP: oh
[03:46] <voltaireMortis> VM: You got me ♒:)
[03:46] <battingProdigy> BO: um
[03:46] <battingProdigy> BP: she is?
[03:46] <voltaireMortis> VM: She wwon't notice
[03:47] <chaturangaCaller> CC: she isnt here right now but can join at any moment!
[03:47] <voltaireMortis> VM: She wwon't bother reading this
[03:47] <battingProdigy> BP: oh boy
[03:47] <voltaireMortis> VM: Also 3am here soooo
[03:47] <chaturangaCaller> CC: hey bp did you know vm is super hate-into jydbec!
[03:47] <chaturangaCaller> CC: (see i can do it too!)
[03:47] <voltaireMortis> VM: Maybe not
[03:47] <voltaireMortis> VM: Also no
[03:47] <battingProdigy> BP: "hate-into"?
[03:47] <chaturangaCaller> CC: oh yes please vm do go on about how you are hate-crushing jydbec!
[03:48] <voltaireMortis> VM: No no. You seem to knoww all about it
[03:48] <chaturangaCaller> CC: educate jace's nascent human mind!
[03:48] <voltaireMortis> VM: Besides you do so enjoy espousing about other races
[03:48] <battingProdigy> BP: alrighty im lost
[03:48] <voltaireMortis> VM: Troll romance is more complex than human romance
[03:49] <voltaireMortis> VM: And CC seems to think I havve the black hots for Jydbec
[03:49] <battingProdigy> BP: again
[03:49] <battingProdigy> BP: still lost
[03:50] <voltaireMortis> VM: Don't wworry you're not missing anything tangible
[03:50] <chaturangaCaller> CC: bleh you explained it better to me!
[03:50] <chaturangaCaller> CC: hes just flustered let me help
[03:50] <voltaireMortis> VM: Wwell you picked up on all the emotional signals
[03:50] <voltaireMortis> VM: So after you.
[03:50] <chaturangaCaller> CC: so trolls like hating other trolls!
[03:50] <chaturangaCaller> CC: and theres like all these other parts to it which are complex
[03:50] <chaturangaCaller> CC: but its supposed to be like human love
[03:50] <voltaireMortis> VM: It's more complex than that
[03:51] <chaturangaCaller> CC: which er they ALSO have
[03:51] <battingProdigy> BP: alright before you go any further
[03:51] <voltaireMortis> VM: But wwaterevver
[03:51] <battingProdigy> BP: let me tell you you lost me at the first sentence
[03:51] <voltaireMortis> VM: Godamn BP, do you evven try?
[03:51] <chaturangaCaller> CC: ok all you need to do is make fun of vox about it whenever he talks about jydbec to you!
[03:51] <chaturangaCaller> CC: then we will stop talking about jydbec!
[03:52] <battingProdigy> BP: maybe he just has a thing for her
[03:52] <voltaireMortis> VM: Thanks for bringing it back round CC
[03:52] <battingProdigy> BP: thats why he picks on her so much
[03:52] <voltaireMortis> VM: BP tell CC about FL
[03:52] <chaturangaCaller> CC: yesyesyes thats exactly it!
[03:52] <battingProdigy> BP: already did
[03:52] <voltaireMortis> VM: About howw she's a serial killer
[03:53] <battingProdigy> BP: she wont believe me
[03:53] <voltaireMortis> VM: And she also wwon't believve me
[03:54] <voltaireMortis> VM: I wwill if that helps
[03:54] <chaturangaCaller> CC: beliiiiiief
[03:54] <chaturangaCaller> CC: oh I believe in both of you!
[03:54] <chaturangaCaller> CC: and jydbec!
[03:54] <chaturangaCaller> CC: and clearly you two believe in each other!
[03:54] <voltaireMortis> VM: Oh WWOWW I BELIEVVE TOO
[03:54] <chaturangaCaller> CC: see i told you you two would be friends!
[03:54] <voltaireMortis> VM: I believve you believve the best in evveryone
[03:55] <battingProdigy> BP: oh god please tell me this is one of those believe in the me that believes in you kinda thing
[03:55] <voltaireMortis> VM: Possibly a little much
[03:55] <chaturangaCaller> CC: yes jace this is exactly one of those believe in the me that believes in jydbec things!
[03:56] <battingProdigy> BP: the last person to say that died
[03:56] <battingProdigy> BP: please dont be dying cee
[03:56] <voltaireMortis> VM: And Jydbec killed them
[03:56] <voltaireMortis> VM: Like she wwants to kill Celia
[03:57] <chaturangaCaller> CC: haha your concern is touching vox!
[03:57] <chaturangaCaller> CC: and somewhat more sincerely jace!
[03:57] <voltaireMortis> VM: Thanks, I'm getting real emotional ovver here
[03:57] <battingProdigy> BP: no he got killed by a monkey man in a giant mech
[03:57] <chaturangaCaller> CC: monkey man?
[03:58] <chaturangaCaller> CC: jace i dont remember where our references come from anymore!
[03:58] <voltaireMortis> VM: This is one of those anime things right?
[03:58] <battingProdigy> BP: i think
[03:58] <chaturangaCaller> CC: it sounds pretty anime!
[03:58] <chaturangaCaller> CC: you have troll anime?
[03:58] <battingProdigy> BP: i feel like they have troll everything
[03:58] <voltaireMortis> VM: I really don't knoww, I am really out of the loop wwhen it comes to pop-culture
[03:58] <voltaireMortis> VM: But yeah probably
[03:59] <chaturangaCaller> CC: they dont have troll sex!
[03:59] <chaturangaCaller> CC: vox wont describe that to me!
[03:59] <chaturangaCaller> CC: but it involves a bucket!
[03:59] <chaturangaCaller> CC: i gather!
[03:59] <voltaireMortis> VM: NOPE
[03:59] <voltaireMortis> VM: NOPE
[03:59] <chaturangaCaller> CC: YUP!
[03:59] <battingProdigy> BP: hold up what
[03:59] <battingProdigy> BP: okay this took a turn
[03:59] <chaturangaCaller> CC: look at the cultural you are dividing by not going into this topic!
[03:59] <voltaireMortis> VM: NOT FUCKING DOING PORNOGRAPHY AT 4AM.
[03:59] <battingProdigy> BP: im disturbed but also curious now
[03:59] <chaturangaCaller> CC: jace ive been harassing vox for ages about this!
[04:00] <battingProdigy> BP: trollman tell us more
[04:00] <battingProdigy> BP: also its not like you sleep at night anyways theres no harm
[04:00] <chaturangaCaller> CC: haha eeeeey!
[04:00] <voltaireMortis> VM: Hey Jace, wwhy don't you tell me wwhy the baseball team you like is better than that other baseball team?
[04:00] <chaturangaCaller> CC: *hi fives bp*
[04:01] <battingProdigy> BP: bevause the baseball team i like better is my own team?
[04:01] <chaturangaCaller> CC: yeah his baseball team is the best because jace is the best!
[04:01] <voltaireMortis> VM: Surely there's more to it than that?
[04:01] <battingProdigy> BP: nope thats about it
[04:01] <chaturangaCaller> CC: jace tell him about the ball!
[04:01] <battingProdigy> BP: which ball?
[04:01] <chaturangaCaller> CC: y'know
[04:01] <chaturangaCaller> CC: the ball!
[04:02] <chaturangaCaller> CC: i dont know if you tell others about the ball!
[04:02] <battingProdigy> BP: what ball cee?
[04:02] <chaturangaCaller> CC: oh! the ball that hit you!
[04:02] <battingProdigy> BP: oh that
[04:02] <battingProdigy> BP: yeah i got clocked in the head once with a baseball
[04:02] <voltaireMortis> VM: Ohhh
[04:02] <voltaireMortis> VM: That explains things
[04:02] <battingProdigy> BP: 99 miles per hour no helmet
[04:02] <voltaireMortis> VM: The racism for example
[04:02] <battingProdigy> BP: dunno how i survived but i did
[04:03] <battingProdigy> BP: hey hold on
[04:03] <chaturangaCaller> CC: nono but my theory is that it gave him super powers!
[04:03] <battingProdigy> BP: i may be stupid but i can tell youre changing the subject
[04:03] <battingProdigy> BP: tell us the bucket stuff
[04:03] <voltaireMortis> VM: Wwhat no?
[04:03] <chaturangaCaller> CC: oh yeah!
[04:03] <voltaireMortis> VM: I'm interested in your super-powwers noww
[04:03] <chaturangaCaller> CC: since you brought back our race's differences
[04:03] <voltaireMortis> VM: Are they like mine?
[04:03] <chaturangaCaller> CC: no you called him racist and changed the subject!
[04:03] <chaturangaCaller> CC: omg
[04:04] <voltaireMortis> VM: Can you shoot lightning?
[04:04] <chaturangaCaller> CC: NO CHANGE THE SUBJECT AGAIN
[04:04] <battingProdigy> BP: i dont have super powers
[04:04] <chaturangaCaller> CC: YOU CAN SHOOT LIGHTNING!!
[04:04] <voltaireMortis> VM: No lightning?
[04:04] <chaturangaCaller> CC: bp's power is being GREAT at baseball!
[04:04] <voltaireMortis> VM: Also yes?
[04:04] <battingProdigy> BP: unless getting you to tell us the bucket stuffs is a super powrr
[04:04] <voltaireMortis> VM: Did that not come up?
[04:04] <chaturangaCaller> CC: you didnt GET to that part no!!
[04:05] <battingProdigy> BP: cee dont fall for it hes trying to veer us off the rails again
[04:05] <chaturangaCaller> CC: last convo we had was about chooze which apparently you dont have!
[04:05] <chaturangaCaller> CC: but he can shoot lightning!
[04:05] <chaturangaCaller> CC: isnt that cool!
[04:05] <battingProdigy> BP: so can zeus big whoop
[04:05] <chaturangaCaller> CC: i mean your right well get back to this but only right after the lightning!
[04:05] <voltaireMortis> *Attempts to use hypnotize to change the subject permanently*
[04:06] <voltaireMortis> VM: Zeus was one of your gods right?
[04:06] <battingProdigy> *is too dumb to be hypnotized*
[04:06] <battingProdigy> BP: depends
[04:06] <voltaireMortis> VM: On?
[04:07] <battingProdigy> BP: religion i guess
[04:07] <chaturangaCaller> CC: he doesnt actually exist!
[04:07] <battingProdigy> BP: but thats a controversial topic so i wont dwell on it
[04:07] <voltaireMortis> VM: Are you two religious then?
[04:07] <battingProdigy> BP: now about that bucket stuff
[04:07] <voltaireMortis> VM: May I interest you in me as your lord and savior?
[04:07] <battingProdigy> BP: pass
[04:07] <voltaireMortis> VM: I'm better than Zeus clearly.
[04:07] <battingProdigy> BP: bucket stuff
[04:07] <chaturangaCaller> CC: hes just ignoring the bucket stuff!
[04:07] <voltaireMortis> VM: I exist for one.
[04:08] <chaturangaCaller> CC: and he wont explain the lightning stuff!
[04:08] <battingProdigy> BP: okay lets make a deal trollman
[04:08] <voltaireMortis> *Attempts harder*
[04:08] <battingProdigy> BP: you tell us the bucket stuff and we tell you something in return
[04:08] <voltaireMortis> VM: Oh well the lightning yes.
[04:08] <voltaireMortis> VM: Some Trolls are psionic from birth.
[04:09] <battingProdigy> BP: were not getting it outta him are we
[04:09] <voltaireMortis> VM: Me for example, Jydbec has some minor powers too.
[04:09] <chaturangaCaller> CC: doesnt look like it jace! ive been trying for a while!
[04:09] <chaturangaCaller> CC: its a pretty good way to get him to talk about something like lightning though it seems!
[04:09] <voltaireMortis> VM: It's more common in and more effective on blood colours further down the caste.
[04:09] <voltaireMortis> VM: Well I'm happy to talk about lightning.
[04:10] <battingProdigy> BP: hold on what was that
[04:10] <battingProdigy> BP: i heard something outside
[04:10] <chaturangaCaller> CC: !!
[04:10] <voltaireMortis> VM: Nothing dangerous hopefully?
[04:10] <battingProdigy> BP: i think someone is in my bushes
[04:10] <voltaireMortis> VM: Huh.
[04:10] <battingProdigy> BP: maybe just a squirrel or a coon
[04:10] <voltaireMortis> VM: I assume that's not good?
[04:10] <chaturangaCaller> CC: wow uh hit them with your bat?!
[04:10] <battingProdigy> BP: or maybe a person who knowd
[04:11] <battingProdigy> BP: hold on why is my computer whirring
[04:11] <chaturangaCaller> CC: !!
[04:11] <voltaireMortis> *Raises eyebroww*
[04:11] <chaturangaCaller> CC: computers do that!
[04:11] <battingProdigy> BP: i got a bad
[04:11]  * battingProdigy 's computer exploded
[04:11] <chaturangaCaller> CC: aaah!
[04:11] <voltaireMortis> VM: Huh.
[04:11] <chaturangaCaller> CC: ohmygod!
[04:11] <chaturangaCaller> CC: did you do that!!
[04:11] <voltaireMortis> VM: That was unexpected.
[04:12] <voltaireMortis> VM: Do that?
[04:12] <chaturangaCaller> CC: with your zeus powers!
[04:12] <voltaireMortis> VM: Blow up a computer through the magic internet?
[04:12] <voltaireMortis> VM: Did Zeus blow up computers?
[04:12] <chaturangaCaller> CC: zeus wasnt around then and if you dont answer the question i need to go check on him!
[04:13] <voltaireMortis> VM: Yeah you should go check on him.
[04:13] <voltaireMortis> VM: You know his fucking computer exploded.
[04:13] <chaturangaCaller> CC: gaaah ok but i hope it wasnt you!
[04:13] <chaturangaCaller> * chaturangaCaller has left memo "friends!"
[04:14] <voltaireMortis> VM: Wwell I'vve nevver blowwn up a computer before
[04:14] <voltaireMortis> VM: Sooooo.... Yeah
[04:14] <voltaireMortis> ==END==