Flipping the Rainbow (Clop 4/2 update)

**The clop you are about to read is inspired by Bettyspaghetti, I don't make any claim to the ideas** ******************************from  Rainbow Dash is Worst Marefriend.*********************************


>You've smelt, smelly mare vagina before, but this one... Holy fuck...
>No, you have to be a man, do it for Femnon.
>Leaning forward with your tongue hanging out you begin to work the Cyan folds in front of you.

2 Weeks ago

>You are Anonymous
>About a year ago you were sent to Equestria with Femnon by a summoning spell cast
by Twilight.  She offered to send you two  back, but both your lives were equally shitty back home.

Uh I don't know Fem.
>"Please Anon!  You have to do this for me!"
Won't she kick my ass when she finds out?  And don't tell me she won't find out.
>"Don't be a faggot!"
>You sigh heavily and fish around in your pocket for a cigarette that isn't there, all you're doing is appeasing an old habit at this point.
Are you sure about this?
>"Y-yes..."
>You've been pretty close with Dash as well, she's always been super chill with you and has been a total bro with you and Thunderlane.  For awhile you thought you two had thing, until Fem and her got together.
She does have a bath of some kind right?
>"Yes, but she never uses it..."
I don't see why I should do this, since everyp0ny found out about  my hot monkey dick, I've had trouble keeping mares off of me, why would I want to get in Dash's chum bucket?
>"Because you have to!"
>You look away from Fem giving your head a scratch.
>According to her she's taking a huge risk just by meeting you here.
>Her and Rainbow Dash have been dating for a month now.
>Fem has a black eye and a pretty mean shiner.
>Apparently Dash hasn't been beating her per-say, she's just been having really rough sex with her.
Other than that, Dash's behavior is akin to a wife beater minus the beatings.
>Fem's plan is to have you fuck her silly so she can escape Cloudsale and hunker down in Ponyville.
You're going to take responsibility if this goes to hell?
>"Y-yes... "

2 weeks later

>Fem has givven you a key to Dash's house and has told you to come around this time.
>At her door you hear the sound of muffled voices.  You put your ear up to the door to have a listen.
>"P-please babe.  Just do this for me, it's a huge turn on for m-me."
>"Jeez you humans are weird, I thought the Dom was suppose to do the tying."
>"W-well that's j-just how we do th-things."
>Oh god what have you gotten yourself into.
>You quietly unlock the door and do you best to stay as quiet as possible.
> Apparently dash had Fem strip down before hand.
>She's easily a D cup.  Not bad.
>Femnon quickly grabs her clothes and gets them back on.
>You give her wink and walk over to a tied up Rainbow Dash.
>Fem quickly runs out of sight to go get her things.
>Okay, this shouldn't be too hard... right?

>Dash's legs are already spread out with her marehood starring at you.
>One... Two... thee...
>You get on the bed and lean down, lightly kissing her neck and working your way down.
>Fem wasn't lying about how sweaty she smells, but you need to continue.
>You make you way down to Dash's crotch tits where you begin to massage and suck off her nips.
>Her breathing has picked up and she's starting to feel warmer.
>Dash lets out a sharp gasp as you lightly bite her nip.
>You thank yourself for remembering to shave beforehand, otherwise this would be over in a second.
>Still massaging her breasts you slowly trail your way down to her marehood.

>....
>Fem wasn't lying about this either...
>Her marehood smells like sweat and ripe onions.  You've smelt some pretty bad mare vag, but this may just be the end all be all.
>Like Napoleon, you've always sort of liked it when a woman is a little musky... But this...
>Be strong Anon, this is for Femnon.
>You lean forward and press you tongue against Dash's wet pink lips.
>Dash moans loudly as you trace your tongue around her marehood, occasionally pressing inside her hole.
>You know her lips are extra sensitive from past experience, but already Dash is already winking and
her hole is starting to suck at the your tongue.
>You know you're going to regret this, but it needs to be done.
>Tracing your thumb bellow her marehood and coat it with her thick juices.
>Her moans and gasps have picked up since you've started and the leather straps are all that's keeping her from wrapping her legs around your head.
>Taking a pause as you continue to lap away at her and then quickly insert your thumb into Dash's plot.
>"OH CELESTIA!!"
>Your mouth suddenly becomes flooded with a thick musky juice, that tastes like hay.
>You've no choice but to take it all in.  Fem let you know Dash likes that kind of thing.
>"Oh... Celestia... That... Was... Incredible..."
>Now's your chance
>Dash's tongue is handing out and drool is running down the side of her mouth along with her juices
running down onto the her cloud bed.
>"How... Did... you... get... so ... good... all... of... a... sudden...?"
>You throw your soaked shirt off and unzip your pants.  You'd be lying if you said what just happened wasn't hot.
>You grab Dash's plot and line yourself up.
You could say I've picked a few things up over the years.
>You can't see her eyes from behind that blind fold but you can tell that her eyes are as wide a pair
spinning rims.
>Before she can even interject you quickly plunge your member into her.

>Dash lets out another sharp gasp as you hit bottom and push against her cervix.
>Goddamn, she's tight.
>You begin to pump you member inside Dash, eliciting loud moans mixed with profanities and slurred death threats.
>With every thrust you can feel the tip of member press against her cervix just before you hilt.
>Within a few minutes you feel her hole begin to suck you in and convulse. Followed by a stream squash soup as you've heard it been called.
>Dash doesn't seem to have the strength to struggle anymore.  But you're not going to take that kind of chance.

>You resume thrusting in and out of Dash, but it seems that she still has the strength to talk.
>"Anon..I *gasp* know... It's you... when... I... Get out I'm going... To bucking... kill you!!"
>Well that's no fun.
>Now hanging over her you pause before you slam your member deep in womb, causing her scream with pleasure.
>After a few minutes Dash orgasms again, spraying more squash soup on you.
>You feel it's safe now and while still going at it you clumsily undo her restraints.
>Now in hindsight, that was probably not a good idea.
>As soon as you throw off her blind fold, Dash shoots up and throws you on your back and throws herself forward locking the both of you in a kiss.
>You don'even bother to fight her tongue, so you let her explore every inch of your mouth.
>You can't even describe the look she has in her eyes.
>Her hips continue to violently thrust against you.
>"What.. the buck... is wrong... with... you... I like mares... not stallions... You already know that!!
I think... your body... is telling... a... different... story...
>You feel Dash's hoof crack against your chin while you feel every inch of her marehood shudder,
before spraying out more of her juices.
>"You idiot!!  I HATE YOU!! I HATE STALLIONS!! ALL THEY DO IS TREAT MARES LIKE SHIT!! I HATE YOU!! I HATE YOU!! I HATE YOU!! I HATE YOU!!"
>Dash begins to beat your chest, over and over again. All you can really do is match her rhythm and let her orgasm over and over again.

Dash I'm gonna-
>"sh-shut up..."
>Before you can finish you shoot your seed deep inside her while she shoots more of herself all over you.
>"I hate you so much... I hate you... I hate you..."
>Dash falls over onto your chest with cum and mare juice leaking our of her.
>"I... I love you..."
>You wrap your arms around Dash as she falls asleep on your chest.
>It's not long before you fall asleep along with her.

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>Your eyes slowly drift open as sunlight starts to creep across the floor of Dash's cloud house.
>You're not exactly sure how you feel about everything that's happened.
>Dash is still asleep with her hooves wrapped around you.
>Guess all the tough questions will have to be answered later.
>All that matters now... Is a bath.
>As gently as you can, you take Dash into your arms and make your way to her bathroom.
>You feel yourself wretch slightly when you feel the dried cum and rancid mare juice on her ass.

>For the longest time you bonned Rarity before this and a lot of her cleaning habits have rubbed off on you.
>Frankly it's all you can do to keep yourself from running outside and hosing Dash down.
>She smells of musk, sweat, garlic and something else that smells like a mix of wet leather and dirty beer glass.
>Shit, after last night you can smell her from here.
>Maybe if you were up close it would be nice, but from far away it's absolutely pungent.
>It's going to end, and you're going to use the skills that you learned from Rarity to do it.
>You round the corner of the hallway with Dash snuggled up against you.
>The next room is the bathroom according to Femnon. Which it is.
>The bathroom is nothing really to make note of, except for the fact that there is a large marble bathtub right in the middle the the cloud floor.
>You'll probably never understand Equestrian physics for as long as you live.
>Which will probably be a very short time considering you're about to bathe Dash.
>You turn the tap as quietly as possible, for feat that she'll wake up and kick the shit out of you.
>It takes awhile before the water is warm and a while longer before the tub is filled sufficiently.
>Your heart is already pounding out of your chest in anticipation for what might happen next.
>With one toe in you slowly ease into the water as quietly as possible.
>Dash is still snuggled against your chest snoring slightly.
>Shes actually pretty cute when you think about it.
>Her tail wraps around your arm as you she lets our a long silent fart.
>Never mind.

>You're now up to your knees in water and you think you'r heart has exploded from beating so hard.
>And if it hasn't then it has probably stopped.
>Dash lets out a long yawn as her eyes begin crack open.
>Just get it over with.
>Her eyes crack open and you feel your heart sink when they lock with you with a little smile to go with it.
>The hnnnnng is short lived.
>You close your eyes and simply dive down into the water while holding Dash tightly against you chest
>"GAH!! What the fuck!?"
>She tries to shoot herself out of your arms almost instantly.
>This mare isn't getting away, she's going to take a bath whether she likes it or not.
>Her flaping wings is sending water flying through the entire room.
>Without even thinking you take one hand off of her and send your thumb and index up her ass and vag.
>"AH~!"
>Dash freezes up and falls back into the water.
Good morning.
>" What is wron-AH~!"
>You shut her up by working her with your golden fingers.
>You're not one for conversation in the morning.

>After you're sure Dash has calmed down you take your fingers out of her nethers.
>You wretch again when you feel that they're coated in some king of petroleum jelly like substance.
>What's worse is that it's not coming off in the water.
>You reach over the side and wipe the mystery gel off on the cloud floor. You'll have to deal with it later.
>Dash is still squirming slightly even after the finger job you gave her.
>"Why am I letting you do this to me again?"
Because you love it.
>Dash gasps again as you nibble on her ear.
>"You're such a dick you know that~..."
>You ignore her last little comment and grab a bar of soap to begin her scrubbing down.

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Quit squirming.
>"No!"
>This whole thing might have been a mistake.
>Maybe you should have taken her outside and hosed her down.
>So far she's managed to get half of the water out of the tub and on the floor.
>And the remaining water has turned into a mix of suds and some new dark yellow liquid.
>It's become apparent that these next weeks are going to be absolute hell for you.
>Dash leaves to fly around her house to dry off not unlike a dog.
>Leaving you in a tub of Jew god knows what.
>You actually feel compelled to drain the tub, scrub it with bleach and then dunk yourself in alcohol to even become as clean as you were while living with Rarity.
>Except all you have time to do is bleach your ball sack to get rid of last nights smell.

>You quickly scrub your nuts down in the sink before drying off and heading back to the bedroom.
>Dash is nowhere to be found.
>Probably had weather team or what ever and has left. Hopefully she's not out looking for Femnon.
>Well now time for part 3 of your master plan.
>Cleaning the Dashsty.
>You begin by clumping the bed sheets together to have them washed after what happened last night.
>You have the nagging feeling that this won't be the first time you're going to have to clean the stank out of her sheets.
>Once the sheets are in the wash you head back to the bedroom get dressed
>Oh god.
>Your clothes feel tainted.
>Some unholy force compels you to make sure.
>You take a whiff and sure enough, they are in fact caked in Dash's smegma.
>The smell is absolutely indescribable. Milenium eggs and sweaty Taiwanese sweat shop comes close.
>Your head starts to feel light as you lean back on your heels.
>For the first time in your life, the smell of something has actually knocked you on your ass out cold.

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>Your eyes flutter open as the feeling of something poking you in the ribs.
>"Wake up faggot."
Wha- What happened?
>You look over to see Dash with a towel draper around her neck.
>"I found your naked ass lying on my floor, that's what happened. But what gave your that hard on is what I want to know."
>You look down to see that you're actually flying full mast.
>Your try to cover yourself with your shirt only to have it swatted away.
>"What's up with this thing? It looks weird. How come it doesn't have any flares?"
Go ask Twilight.
>Dash scowls at you.
Where have you been?
>"Morning fly."
I see, so all the work I did this morning was for nothing?
>"I have a heavy workout routine don't even try."
I will keep you clean if it's the last thing I do.
>"Celestia, Rarity really did turn you into a faggot."
>You grab a handful of cloud and wipe all the sweat off her face.
>"You're pushing your luck."
>You smile.
>"Just know that you're lucky that you're a good lay. Other wise I'd have thrown your over the edge of Cloudsdale."
>Your run the back of your hand against her cheek.
You know you don't mean that.
>Dash blushes furiously before looking away.
>"What the buck is wrong with you?"
I just think it's cute when you're mad.
>Dash gives you another look of disgust before trotting off into the kitchen.
>"Why don't you make that ass of yours useful and make me some breakfast."
>You smile again before getting up.
And what would you like my dear?
>"Shut up!!... Haybacon and hash browns please..."
>Goddamn she's cute.
>Your grab your boxers and put them one before heading into the kitchen.
>Dash is silent the entire time you make breakfast.
>With a her plate and yours in hand you giver her, her breakfast and begin eating your own.
>More silence.
Something wrong?
>"You... You don't think I smell that bad do you?"
>Oh no.
I... Uh...
>"Please be honest."
>Eugh Shit.
>You glance from side to side, hoping that maybe clouds are flammable and the house will spontaneously combust.
>Dash just stares at you waiting for your response.
Er- No! Uh, no; yeah you don't smell bad! I mean you smell kind of sweaty now but- yeah you don't smell!
>"Really?"
>You can't help but remember how she smelt when you ate her out.
>A chill goes down your spine.
Y-yeah. Really.
>Rainbow jumps over the table and forces her tongue into your mouth as well as a gallon of her spit.
>You never thought that your could actually taste someones mouth. At least not like this.
>Once she separates the kiss, she leaves a bitter taste in your mouth as well as morning breath that could kill lesser men.
>"Ha! I had those stuck up bitches figured out form the start! They'll bucking say anything about me!."
>Dash shovels down her breakfast, leaving buts of food all over her face and on the table.
>Jesus Christ.
>Dash belches loudly and heads to the door.
>"I've got weather team today. See you tonight fag."
>She give you a half lidded look before slamming the door leaving you to clean her shit up.
>Oh god what have you done.
>You finished up your breakfast and take yours and Dash's plate over to the sink.
It just never ends does it?
>Dash's sink is filled to the brim with old moldy dishes and discolored water.
>Be strong. You've seen worse than this right?
>....

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>You spend the rest of your day cleaning out the sink and scraping off what used to be food from what could barely be called dishes anymore.
>On top of that you cleaned out all the expired food the the fridge, washes all of the sheets in Dash's bedroom as well as the guest bedroom. Then you had to wash the stank out of your clothes and clean what few clothes Dash has.
>You're going to have to save cleaning the bathrooms for another day.
>It's just all too much for you and it's taken up an entire day that you could have spent drinking away all memory of yesterday and today.
>You decide to just take a breather for a few minutes.
>Not even one minutes after you lie down, you hear the door open.
>No fucking way, it can't be six?
>You look over at the clock and sure enough it's a little after six.
>Oh god why...
>From what Fem told you, Dash would come bargain in, eat the dinner she made and then proceed to borderline rape her. Or would just barge in and borderline rape her.
>But no such thing happens.
>Instead you hear not just Rainbow but somp0ny else.
>"This guy better be a good fuck Dash."
>"Pfft I'm telling you, Anon gave me the best dicking I've ever had. He's endurance like you wouldn't believe."
>"Anon? The human?"
>Who the fuck is that?
Dash? Who the fuck is that?
>Dash rounds the corner along with a teal colored mare with yellow mane.
>Wait.
>Yeah you remember her. She's that mare that almost killed Rarity along with everyp0ny else when Dash was at the Academy.
>"This-"
Never mind I know who that is.
>"Where's dinner bitch?"
Who the fuck said I was cooking dinner?
>"I did Anon, now go make us something."
Wh-
>"Just do it!"
Alright, alright! Jesus chirst.

>Three hours later.
>You're not exactly sure how it happened.
>Or why you didn't stop it.
>But apparently Dash and Dust made up from what Academy after Dust was able to get back in.
>But apparently Dash told you that Lightning Dust goes back and forth.
>And she made a bet with her that she could get Lightning Dust to stick to the dick.
>You've actually heard the other cadets call Lightning Dust: Lightning Crust.
>You never knew why. Until now.
>Now Dust's onion vag is a few inches away from your mouth.
>Just try not to inhale.
>Lightning presses her musk on your mouth telling you to start.
>As you stick your tongue at her entrance; Dash uses her teeth on your zipper and throws off your jeans.
>Taking your member into her hooves and starts to lick and suck on your tip.
>Lightning starts to squirm and moan while her thick juices are seeping into your mouth.
>You grab her hips to keep her from moving around too much. If this bitch wants the dick, then she's going to get it.
>Dash has started to give you a terrible blowjob thinking that shes the one getting you hard.
>Fuck this.
>Griping her hips harder you take your member out of Dash's mouth and throw Lightning onto her back.
Get over here.
>Dash lays on top of Lightning looking back at you with eyes full of lust.
>You can actually smell their combined musk from here. The smell actually makes you harder as you line up with Lightning's entrance
>"Do it..."
>"Wh-AT!!"
>Lightning sequels at the top of her lungs as soon as you hilt
>This is what this bitch wanted and you're going to give it to her.

>"Oh fuck, fuck me please!"
>Beads of sweat are rolling down your face as you continue to rail Lightning Dust.
>Dash is now completely passed out and can't give you any help.
>Dust's tongue is hanging out of her mouth while she bounces up and down with each deep stroke.
>She's blown herself all over the the kitchen along with a trail  of white liquid that leads to the bedroom.
>You start to grunt slightly as you begin to each your limit. Dust's convulsing marehood is just milking your cock for all your worth.
>"Celestia Immm going CRAZY!!"
>Her eyes roll back into her head for the umpteenth time.
>You barley feel yourself empty inside of her. it's your fifth orgasm of the night and all you really want to do is pass out.
>Dust has been reduced to a complete babbling mess. It'd be cute if she didn't have a mystery white fluid leaking out of her.
>You know it's not just cum, because the same white stuff is coating the bed, the table, the walls and probably the ceiling
>All you can really do at the point is fall unconscious in between Dash and Dust.


>Fuck it stinks in here.
>You crack your eyes open and immediately remember the unholy events that took place last night.
>Both Dust and Dash are snuggling against you and... Oh god...
>There's a thin white film covering them. Before you want to figure out what it was, now you're terrified beyond all curiosity.
>You try to move a little which makes you want to vomit even more.
>Oh god.
>You fell something cracking against your skin. It's like when you fap, pass out afterwards and then wake up to find that your spooge has dried on your chest.
Why me...
>"Mhhhhmmm..."
>You whimper again.
>Dust shift slightly sending flakes into the air, that are illuminated by the sun.
>"Morning bitch..."
>You whimper
>"Just messing with you stud."
>That doesn't make things better.
>"Holy buck you were amazing... I've never seen a mare pass out like Dash did."
Wu...
>"Dash's wasn't half bad either. Wonder if she'll share you with me some more..."
>You blankly stare at the ceiling and immediately avert your eyes.
>Oh god it is on the ceiling.
>And you're going to have to clean it...
>Why is this your life?...
>You feel Dash waking up on your left.
>Least she's cleaner then Lightning Crust.
>You turn your head to look into those big violet eyes.
>"Mooorning..."
>You think your nose hairs have just been turned to ash.
>Jesus fuck that morning breath.
M-morning Dash...
>She leans up, sending more flakes into the air and plants a kiss on you.
>Which is kind of nice despite the mugginess of her breath.
>"Sup."
>"Sup."
>"Soooo, I uh... Kind of... Owe you some bits...
>"Did I tell you or what?"
>"Yeah you did... Celestia I don't even know how many times I came... Think maybe... You couldddd... Let me borrow him?"
>There's something about that phrase that makes you want to shrivel up and crawl under the rug.
>"No way, Anon's MY stallion.
>That's actually kind of sweet.
>"But I you can still come over some more."
>Dash looks at Lightning Dust liking her lips while tracing circles on your chest.
>Why.
>After an hour of lying in bed covered in plaster and listening to Dust and Dash describing their orgasm, you're fed up with the smell and mess.
>Taking Dash and Dust under your arm you get up and head for the bathroom. You think you can hear the crust covering you cracking.
>Looks like you're going to have to repeat what you did yesterday.
>"Where the fuck do you think your taking me?"
>You shut Dust up by grabbing her by the crotch tits.
>The minute you enter the bathroom, Dash realizes what you're planning on doing.
>"Oh no you're not- AH!"
>Thinking quickly you throw her and dust onto the sink. A few inches away from her ear you whisper causing her to shiver.
Not going to what?
>"I- I- *mmm*!~"
>A deep kiss shuts her up.
>And like the artist you are, you begin to tug on Dust's nips while using your foot to turn the knob on the tub.
>After a few minutes, you trail down to Dash's battered fish biscuit and Dust's flaky french croissant all while dipping you're toe into the tub.
>It's ready.
>Without warning you grab both of them and fall back into the water.
>For a few seconds they both struggle and flap their wings sending water everywhere. Yet the weak and scrawny Pegasus is no match for Homo Anonymous... Wait.
>It takes a few minutes for them to settle down enough to where you can actually start to scrub them down.
>"What the buck is wrong with you."
>"Fucking seriously."
I don't know why we can't just enjoy a bath together.
>"I don't know why you even want to have a bath in the first place."
>Because your cunt stinks.
It's human thing Dash. Plus you look cute when your mane is wet.
>"Fag."
I give the orgasms here, and I can take them away.
>That doesn't even make sense.
>"That makes no sense."
I know.
>You fill a small bucket with water and dump it over Dust's head, to keep her quiet.
>Another thirty minutes goes by before you've finished with them both.
>And now they're both out of the bathroom flying around the house.
>Once again there's a strange mystery liquid in the tub, excepts it's a deep milky white.
>You think you're starting to see a pattern here.
>You get out of the tub as quickly as possible to dry off and get dressed. You've got a shit load of cleaning to do today. You're almost tempted to ask Rarity to help you; you'll just have to tell her you and Dash bought a bunch of coffee creamer, and were throwing it at each other.
>That's believable right?
>You make your way into the kitchen and wipe off the counter before making breakfast.
>Both of the girls are at the table going back and forth about some fucking shit that you don't care about.

Alright here you go.
>You set down two plate of hay bacon and an individual quiche for the two of them.
>"What is this?"
Try it.
>"No pancakes? What the fuck?"
>No.
JUST fucking eat it. I've got a lot cleaning to do , after all the canned squash you two sprayed on the walls and ceiling.
>"You know it turns you on."
>...
....
Just eat your breakfast.
>You adjust your junk slightly to hide the wood you're sporting.
>Good god what's happening to you.