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Jul 23rd, 2016
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  1. STUFF I FOUND
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  5. Mark Welch1 day ago
  6. Ckf 'm so fucking pissed at Pokémon Go for a different reason. I go to the PlayStore and its says "This version is not compatible with your device."! FUCKING WHY!?! IF MY DEVICE CAN LAVE A COMMENT LIKE THIS ON A YOUTUBE VIDEO IT CAN PLAY A FUCKING POKÉMON GAME! IVE SEEN TH GAME AND ITS NOT THAT POWERFUL!!! MY DEVICE EVEN KEEPS BUGGING ME FOR NEW UPDATES! WHAT IS THE POINT OF THE FUCKING UPDATES IF MY DEVICE IS SO OUTDATED!!! Fuck you Nintendo! My device is plenty compatible with this game, it has a JPS and is super HD! Am I supposed to buy a new phone for every time a new game comes out?! FUCK YOU! FUCK!!! YOU!!!
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  9. alright kid you obviously have no idea who i am so i'll go easy on you, hahahah. i've been to iraq over several hundred times and have never had more fear in my heart than the day i got lost in a market seperated from my mother it was a truely soul crushing experience (don't say you wouldn't be twice as scared) however unlike you i took that fear and converted it into power, willpower more specificly; more specificly so the will power fo fighting off faggots likes you. flashforward to the year 1996 i'm in afghanistan nothing in my hands but the blood of my fallen comprades here's me shitting myself when i see over 1000 terrorists on the horizon ''what a bother'' i mutter and beat them all down hand to hand combat. so now that you know a little bit more about yourself, ask yourself. do you feel lucky... punk?
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  11. caleb (✿◠‿◠): rekt :3
  12. envYus kennyS: stfu caleb u wall
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  14. *DEAD* Maester | Copy #TeamPyro : CALEVB STOP STEALING AND SPAMMING BEEMOVIE
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  16. 55u77: @harley_cat just ban this asshole caleb_the_jepic
  17. dimmsidimmsi: hes a fucking troll dont listen to him
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  19. *spec* EJCadvanced | Peeko: Caleb, I know multiple admins/mods on this server so I suggest you shut the fuck up and stop spamming beemovie, please.
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  21. Ender_kid_114 hours ago
  22. i caught a darkria yea oh wait it deman also do a camment of a day fr vidio
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  26. caleb (✿◠‿◠) killed Global warming causes terrorism with tf_projectile_pipe. (crit)
  27. caleb (✿◠‿◠) killed Global warming causes terrorism with tf_projectile_pipe. (crit)
  28. Global warming causes terrorism: !votemenu
  29. Global warming causes terrorism started a vote to kick caleb (✿◠‿◠) for griefing.
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  32. [url=https://csgosquad.com/player/76561198120385184] CS:GO Squad [/url]
  33. [url=http://www.ugcleague.com/players_page.cfm?player_id=76561198120385184] UGC [/url]
  34. [url=https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCSxVtgOrLkbehcYsP8jUMig]My youtube that I sometimes upload on.[/url]
  35. 16, yo
  36. can probably merc anything below silver besides sniper
  37. [url=https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k_-LPPdHEyA]I'll never betray you, that's a fact.[/url]
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  39. I [b]DO[/b] like melee. That [b]NEW AND GROWING[/b] game that [b] EVERYONE[/b] cares about.
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  41. claebmore killed Dammit Shadow! with tf_projectile_pipe.
  42. *DEAD* Dammit Shadow! : This makes me hate glaceon
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  44. I like to que up with two friends and troll the heck out the of the guy who talks a lot and has the most tours. Basically (thanks to my super powerful computer) I'm able to steal the engie/medic spot; usually the high tour MvM trader main guy chooses either heavy or soldier due to being very poor at the actual game. Now, using my epic hearing and amazing reaction time I'm able to hear the incoming sentry buster. I bait the sentry buster into the guy for the first two times until he's paranoid and runs away whenever he hears the sentry buster coming. He will usually do this the entire game. As medic I like to never heal the soldier/heavy with really expensive hats and high tours no matter how much they beg me. It's sort of like test to see how good they actually are at the game :D!!! However, if they die, I like to revive them to about 80% health and just leave them to respawn. The fun part about it is that I'm never kicked because I'm que'd with other people while the other two players watch a retard scream over the mic that he doesn't get pixels on a screen. Usually they rage quit and I call them a noob on their profiles
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  48. [h1]CS:GO sensitivity[/h1]
  49. 800dpi
  50. 3.465 in game
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  54. [h1]TF2[/h1]
  55. Scout and Sniper: 800dpi 5.56 in game
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  57. Everything else: 1200dpi 5.56
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  59. Raw input is off
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