Suitcase's Vent Adventures

>Be Suitcase
>Find a vent.
>Decide it would be a great idea to go into.

>A few hours later...

>You've seen the entire dungeon through the vent.
>You've even seen the final boss.
>You became good friends with him.
>You learned his name is [REDACTED]
>He lives in [REDACTED]
>His weaknesses are [REDACTED] and ~he rapes anyone who reads the rest of this green.~ (Edit made by Lawsman)
>He was good fun but you got bored of him.
>It's time to go back to the others.
>Where did you come from again?
>Shit.

>Day 3 of being in the vent.
>Oxygen is running low.
>No contact with anyone for as long as you can remember.
>You're starting to here voices asking where you're at.
>You've gone insane...
>Time to bang on the vent like a madman.
>SHIT THE VENTS GIVING OUT.

>You wake up on the floor with your """""friends""""" around you.
>They're saying things about burning a corpse.
>Wait what.
>YOU'RE A FUCKING GHOST.
>WHY.
>YOU HAVE THE WORST LUCK.