Literal Who

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nuZbwU8-K6o

A literal who is me
There's no one to see you're cool
If a game dev I could be
Hey
I could make games that rule
eghh

God, it takes too much time
To learn the code and make a dime
Cause I'm a NEET without a friend
No skills! Idea guy!
I'm useless and a faggot gamer to the end

Literal who am I
Neckbeard is all they see
Might as well just never try
Now I'll never make games for...
/v/

Woah, what have we got here?

By the time you read this, I Literal Who, will be gone. There's no game dev career for me now. I'm cancelled, forsaken, literally...

Do a flip faggot!

Who the fuck are you?

Can you... make games?

Yeah...

You can make games! I'm gonna have a new best FRIEEEEEEEEENNNNNND

~~~

So, gamer girl, what brings you to the bridge?

I’m gonna jump!

NOOOO!!! I mean… F

Hey, I have an idea, how about instead of splattering yourself all across the river you uh, I dunno, make my indie platformer soulsborne VN?

What?

Don’t make me beg. I will I PLEASE JUST DO IT I’M BEGGING YOU! OK! I HAVE NO SKILLS AND I WANT MY DREAM GAME! And you… you can get popular and uncancelled.

I can’t do anything. All of twitter hates me. Once I’m dead, everyone will miss me!

NOOOOO! No they won’t you’ll just get memed. Hey. Hey… I get it. You and me, we’re not that different. You get flamed by twitter, I get roasted by 4chan. They’re so mean and always trolling me. They’re always like “Get a job” “You’re waifu a shit” “Why are you wasting your life here”... THE POINT IS maybe we can help each other out.