Types of UHC Players Machinima

1. The Straight-to-it Guy: Iron armor. That's it.

2. The Enchanter: Searches and finds diamonds, enchants his gear to gain an advantage

3. The Alchemist: Creates potions to gain a big advantage

4. The Gold Digger: Spends most of the match finding gold to make apples and heads

5. The Trapper: Makes traps and sound machines, some of which are effective

6. The Camper: That noob who sits at a portal all day just to get a kill

7. The Lagger: The one with the crap connection

8. The Noob: Can't play for shit, loses damage quickly, underestimates the situation and then dies.

9. The Hacker: Clearly obvious.

10. The Super Dooper OP-as-fuck Bastard: A combination of types 2, 3 and 4. Wins practically every match.

11. The Lucky One: Finds a stronghold/double dungeon/golden apple/vein of five hundred diamonds

12. Lazlo: I DO WHATEVER THE FUCK I WAAAAAAAAAAANT