gondilianoverbook

1. The beginning

On the first day, Gondile created America and the Earth.
 On the second day, Gondile ate waffles, and said 'These are good'.
On the third day, Gondile molded humanity from the mush of his leftover waffles, and it was delicious.
On the fourth and fifth day, Gondile took a break and watched Pulp Fiction -the greatest film of all time- and consumed many many waffles.
 On the sixth day, Gondile created many delicious animals, his favorite being the bacon tree, and it was delicious.
On the seventh day, Gondile forged a new realm called Reddit, a mystical place where he would conspire with his creation, and it was awesome.
on the eight day, They asked about an object, and proposed a system by which the public could choose, and that was when he stood and our lord gondile shared his ultimate wisdom with the world. "Ok no, this is a terrible system, people can just simply downvote others. Can you please just set up a poll on some other website or whatever? " Many were enthused and and they used the system to Pray a sour glorious lord and ignore the material concerns of the redditord and be guided by divine intervention until they were flowing the path of righteousness. churches were built, statues erected and most importantly /r/gondile was born.

On the ninth day, gondile created the gharial, a holy creature only created for serving the lord himself. he was set a task, create the ultimate city, the capital of the world, /r/gondile. The holy gharial named murlocman was the main architech for this massive city, after 40 years, 40 days and 40 minutes, the task was completed, and thus /r/gondile was born.

2. The golden era

All the work that had gone into /r/gondile was very well worth it, the capital of the world was the residence for over 400 million people. but the people were missing something, a leader. Gondile, the creator of all, stepped up and took over as the president of the world. The speech he held was the ultimate testimony for his leadership, as he gracefully said, "I want this world to be where the artist would not fear the censor, where the scientist would not be bound by petty morality, Where the great would not be constrained by the small! And with the sweat of your brow, /r/Gondile can become your city as well." This speech touched the hearts of many and is carved into the statue of gondiberty.
As he was asked how he became a god, he answered: "I venture out to the caves of Northwind where I shelter myself in a hallowed out cave made from the toothpicks I picked up on my way out of Denny's. I will slumber for many a night, absorbing the air around me and insert it into my brain, where billions of neurons will have a meeting to discuss what ideas I shall think up upon my awakening. When all is said and done, I shall wake and then I have my ideas." Many have tried the same, but nobody has succesfully done this, and survived.