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  1. Session Time: Sun Jan 15 00:00:00 2012
  2. 03[15-01-2012 | 00:09:16] * BUTTZ (~BuBuBear@Rizon-6FFA5EE7.hsd1.ca.comcast.net) has joined #Golemquest
  3. [15-01-2012 | 00:12:01] <Wutenheimer> http://livestream.com/wuten  GURREN LAGANN MOTHERFUCKERS
  4. 03[15-01-2012 | 00:28:43] * mib_om1n8d (~Mibbit@Rizon-FEEBE4F2.socal.res.rr.com) has joined #Golemquest
  5. [15-01-2012 | 00:33:09] <ReturnToSleep> Movie, or series?
  6. [15-01-2012 | 00:35:09] <guile> theres a movie?
  7. [15-01-2012 | 00:35:13] <LittleSister> there are 2
  8. [15-01-2012 | 00:35:22] <LittleSister> They take the shoutings and beatings up to eleven
  9. [15-01-2012 | 00:36:32] <guile> always good
  10. [15-01-2012 | 00:36:41] <LittleSister> yip yip
  11. [15-01-2012 | 00:37:44] <ReturnToSleep> FLY MAGIC BISON!
  12. [15-01-2012 | 00:41:44] <guile> Kongou Banchou: also a good manga full of shoutings and beatings
  13. 02[15-01-2012 | 00:57:57] * guile (cgiirc@Rizon-3A44FB5.sd.sd.cox.net) Quit (Quit: http://www.mibbit.com ajax IRC Client)
  14. 03[15-01-2012 | 01:03:58] * guile (cgiirc@Rizon-3A44FB5.sd.sd.cox.net) has joined #Golemquest
  15. [15-01-2012 | 01:04:32] <guile> quiet day, eh?
  16. [15-01-2012 | 01:04:43] <WaryObserver> Seems so.
  17. [15-01-2012 | 01:05:39] <guile> anybody here follow UFC? whens the Jose Aldo fight?
  18. 03[15-01-2012 | 01:11:31] * mib_om1n8d is now known as Grail
  19. [15-01-2012 | 01:15:01] <Captain-Lightning> Alright guys
  20. [15-01-2012 | 01:15:05] <Captain-Lightning> We're going to play some Werewolf.
  21. [15-01-2012 | 01:15:09] <Captain-Lightning> Also known as Mafia
  22. [15-01-2012 | 01:15:12] <Captain-Lightning> Join #fuckingwerewolf
  23. [15-01-2012 | 01:15:19] <InsufferableSphinx> ... Flavour?
  24. [15-01-2012 | 01:19:09] <guile> is that the one where half the team is werewolves picking dudes off and half the team is lynching villagers?
  25. [15-01-2012 | 01:20:01] <Grail> Believe so, usually fun to watch.
  26. 03[15-01-2012 | 01:23:03] * Shifter19 (~Scrambled@Rizon-4F19ED7E.lnse5.ken.bigpond.net.au) has joined #Golemquest
  27. [15-01-2012 | 01:23:14] <Grail> Meh, fun to watch with the right people.
  28. [15-01-2012 | 01:23:24] <Grail> Kind of boring that one, neat setup though.
  29. [15-01-2012 | 01:23:32] <BUTTZ> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8jDFx7yeBvw&feature=g-all-u&context=G2bf2558FAAAAAAAACAA
  30. [15-01-2012 | 01:23:32] <Classhole> BUTTZ: AWESOME FLUORESCENCE THERMOCHROMISM - length 3m 21s - rated 4.98/5.0 (2550) - 66721 views - NurdRage on 2011.09.17
  31. [15-01-2012 | 01:23:40] <BUTTZ> Are y'all thinking what I'm thinking?
  32. [15-01-2012 | 01:23:48] <BUTTZ> Well, first watch that video and think
  33. [15-01-2012 | 01:23:55] <BUTTZ> Then we'll compare thoughts
  34. [15-01-2012 | 01:25:07] <ReturnToSleep> I'm thinking pastry is damn good, but it needs a sause.
  35. 03[15-01-2012 | 01:26:09] * InsufferableSphinx is now known as ISphinx
  36. [15-01-2012 | 01:27:06] <guile> cant say I see any good applications, buttz
  37. [15-01-2012 | 01:27:41] <guile> unless you only want to glow neon when Hillevi's in the room
  38. [15-01-2012 | 01:27:48] <ISphinx> Sauces are my bane
  39. [15-01-2012 | 01:27:52] <ISphinx> :(
  40. [15-01-2012 | 01:27:59] <ISphinx> Can't eat 'em
  41. 06[15-01-2012 | 01:28:17] * LittleSister sprays mayonnaise all over ISphinx
  42. [15-01-2012 | 01:28:30] <WaryObserver> It's good for you.
  43. 06[15-01-2012 | 01:28:40] * ISphinx counters by making it into curry mayonnaise
  44. [15-01-2012 | 01:29:18] <ReturnToSleep> Isn't...Curry Mayonnaise still a sause?
  45. [15-01-2012 | 01:29:54] <ISphinx> Comeplete texture change
  46. [15-01-2012 | 01:30:29] <ReturnToSleep> You said 'Sauses' Not 'texture changed sauses'
  47. [15-01-2012 | 01:31:05] <guile> I'd play it http://www.escapistmagazine.com/articles/view/columns/extra-punctuation/9334-Non-Violent-Game-Idea-Puppies-in-Hell
  48. [15-01-2012 | 01:31:07] <ISphinx> Well, gonna be one or two exceptions, isn't there? Hyperbole, hyperbole
  49. [15-01-2012 | 01:31:34] <WaryObserver> Is mayonnaise a sauce? I thought it was a spread.
  50. 02[15-01-2012 | 01:31:57] * Dart666 (~chatzilla@Rizon-3FBBDB35.paemt702.dsl.brasiltelecom.net.br) Quit (Quit: ChatZilla 0.9.88 [Firefox 8.0.1/20111120135848])
  51. 03[15-01-2012 | 01:32:15] * Dart666 (~chatzilla@Rizon-3FBBDB35.paemt702.dsl.brasiltelecom.net.br) has joined #Golemquest
  52. [15-01-2012 | 01:32:38] <ISphinx> No idea
  53. [15-01-2012 | 01:33:15] <ISphinx> I always considered sauces to be more liquid, I mean, I'm fine with the less liquid mustards
  54. [15-01-2012 | 01:33:27] <BUTTZ> <guile>unless you only want to glow neon when Hillevi's in the room
  55. [15-01-2012 | 01:33:40] <BUTTZ> I was actually thinking arctic sunscreen for Armas
  56. [15-01-2012 | 01:34:04] <BUTTZ> Slather that shit on, go sit out on on an ice flow in your shorts, glow blue
  57. [15-01-2012 | 02:12:36] <Grail> http://www.everydaynodaysoff.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/Ammunition-Box-Wine.jpg
  58. 03[15-01-2012 | 02:13:57] * Sphinxlegion (~IceChat77@Rizon-354B87B5.lmk.metro.digiweb.ie) has joined #Golemquest
  59. 03[15-01-2012 | 02:14:05] * ThetaSphinx (~IceChat77@Rizon-354B87B5.lmk.metro.digiweb.ie) has joined #Golemquest
  60. 03[15-01-2012 | 02:14:13] * betasphinx (~IceChat77@Rizon-354B87B5.lmk.metro.digiweb.ie) has joined #Golemquest
  61. [15-01-2012 | 02:15:03] <ThetaSphinx> <.<
  62. [15-01-2012 | 02:15:13] <ISphinx> >.>
  63. [15-01-2012 | 02:15:20] <Sphinxlegion> D:
  64. [15-01-2012 | 02:15:32] <betasphinx> BAHHAHAHAHAHA
  65. [15-01-2012 | 02:15:34] <LittleSister> >.<
  66. [15-01-2012 | 02:16:20] <BUTTZ> It's Titan mechanic Hank Bergman, the Swedish cowboy. As a young man in a small town in Sweden, Bergman inexplicably developed an affinity for Hank Williams and fantasized about the American West. He took a job as a ship engineer to get out of Sweden and soon built a reputation as a man who could fix anything, no matter how big.
  67. [15-01-2012 | 02:16:26] <BUTTZ> http://www.wired.com/science/discoveries/magazine/16-03/ff_seacowboys?currentPage=all
  68. [15-01-2012 | 02:16:39] <BUTTZ> Now he boards the small plane wearing his trademark black leather cowboy boots and says hello to everyone in his pronounced Swedish accent.
  69. [15-01-2012 | 02:17:21] <LittleSister> lolwut
  70. 02[15-01-2012 | 02:20:04] * ThetaSphinx (~IceChat77@Rizon-354B87B5.lmk.metro.digiweb.ie) Quit (Quit: On the other hand, you have different fingers.)
  71. 02[15-01-2012 | 02:20:10] * betasphinx (~IceChat77@Rizon-354B87B5.lmk.metro.digiweb.ie) Quit (Quit: A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well)
  72. 02[15-01-2012 | 02:20:22] * ISphinx (~IceChat77@Rizon-354B87B5.lmk.metro.digiweb.ie) Quit (Quit: Few women admit their age. Few men act theirs.)
  73. [15-01-2012 | 02:20:28] <Sphinxlegion> ...
  74. [15-01-2012 | 02:20:44] <Sphinxlegion> Why on earth does my client leave those messages?
  75. [15-01-2012 | 02:20:58] <BUTTZ> Change the quit message
  76. 03[15-01-2012 | 02:20:58] * Sphinxlegion is now known as TheVoiceofSphinxes
  77. [15-01-2012 | 02:21:46] <TheVoiceofSphinxes> Hmm
  78. [15-01-2012 | 02:21:56] <TheVoiceofSphinxes> Maybe if I
  79. [15-01-2012 | 02:25:33] <Grail> http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lxpi69DeMV1qmf9gqo1_500.png
  80. [15-01-2012 | 02:25:43] <Grail> 13Taste the rainbow
  81. [15-01-2012 | 02:25:55] <LittleSister> Oooooh~
  82. [15-01-2012 | 02:26:06] <TheVoiceofSphinxes> Woah
  83. [15-01-2012 | 02:28:01] <WaryObserver> Rarely does one see such a cute reptile.
  84. 03[15-01-2012 | 02:31:18] * Arkeus (cgiirc@Rizon-B1944F31.w92-156.abo.wanadoo.fr) has joined #Golemquest
  85. [15-01-2012 | 02:31:26] <Arkeus> hey
  86. [15-01-2012 | 02:36:57] <Grail> 13Back from the funeral?
  87. [15-01-2012 | 02:41:18] <Arkeus> not quite back. It's over, but it's the night (almost 3 am) before i go back to paris
  88. 02[15-01-2012 | 02:43:35] * TheVoiceofSphinxes (~IceChat77@Rizon-354B87B5.lmk.metro.digiweb.ie) Quit (Quit: If your not living on the edge, you're taking up too much space)
  89. [15-01-2012 | 02:45:20] <Arkeus> mmmh, bob is a mib_x7zxc3
  90. [15-01-2012 | 02:45:48] <Arkeus> anyway, anything was said about this update or last that could be interesting?
  91. [15-01-2012 | 02:45:53] <Arkeus> has Camella found the letter?
  92. [15-01-2012 | 02:46:51] <BUTTZ> I bet she'll write us a letter back
  93. [15-01-2012 | 02:48:04] <LittleSister> hehehe
  94. 03[15-01-2012 | 02:48:50] * Abeo (qwebirc@82EC437B.3B161DD2.7207864F.IP) has joined #Golemquest
  95. [15-01-2012 | 02:52:12] <Grail> 13http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qO9g1_BTz0o
  96. [15-01-2012 | 02:52:13] <Classhole> Grail: Flint and Steel at 5000fps - The Slow Mo Guys - length 3m 54s - rated 4.99/5.0 (8291) - 124474 views - theslowmoguys on 2012.01.14
  97. 03[15-01-2012 | 02:57:03] * ISphinx (~IceChat77@Rizon-354B87B5.lmk.metro.digiweb.ie) has joined #Golemquest
  98. [15-01-2012 | 03:04:16] <BUTTZ> http://images.4chan.org/tg/src/1326592355420.gif
  99. [15-01-2012 | 03:04:29] <Arkeus> i don't see nothing captain
  100. [15-01-2012 | 03:04:35] <LittleSister> So fucking trolly, that image
  101. [15-01-2012 | 03:07:55] <Abeo> Wonderful.
  102. [15-01-2012 | 03:09:34] <Abeo> Reminds me of "Cowboy Bebop At His Computer"
  103. [15-01-2012 | 03:11:03] <ISphinx> Wow, just how many is that trolling?
  104. 03[15-01-2012 | 03:12:09] * Dart666_ (~chatzilla@Rizon-79455251.paemt702.dsl.brasiltelecom.net.br) has joined #Golemquest
  105. 02[15-01-2012 | 03:13:19] * Dart666 (~chatzilla@Rizon-3FBBDB35.paemt702.dsl.brasiltelecom.net.br) Quit (Ping timeout: 240 seconds)
  106. 03[15-01-2012 | 03:13:20] * Dart666_ is now known as Dart666
  107. [15-01-2012 | 03:16:18] <Captain-Lightning> Ladies and gentlemen
  108. [15-01-2012 | 03:16:21] <Captain-Lightning> The bot is now functional
  109. [15-01-2012 | 03:16:23] <Captain-Lightning> #Werewolf
  110. [15-01-2012 | 03:16:25] <Captain-Lightning> Lets go.
  111. [15-01-2012 | 03:17:21] <ReturnToSleep> I never really understood Werewolf/Mafia.
  112. [15-01-2012 | 03:18:33] <Abeo> I'm confused
  113. [15-01-2012 | 03:18:51] <BUTTZ> I don't want to have anything to do with werewolves fucking
  114. [15-01-2012 | 03:19:04] <Abeo> Is that what it is?
  115. [15-01-2012 | 03:19:26] <ReturnToSleep> No.
  116. [15-01-2012 | 03:19:40] <ReturnToSleep> it's a...semi-roleplaying game that helps game-theory.
  117. [15-01-2012 | 03:19:49] <ReturnToSleep> Based around the idea of lying and truth telling.
  118. [15-01-2012 | 03:20:43] <Abeo> Awww.
  119. [15-01-2012 | 03:21:07] <Abeo> Oh well.
  120. [15-01-2012 | 03:29:57] <guile> abeo was hoping for furry action?
  121. [15-01-2012 | 03:30:19] <Abeo> Obviously.
  122. [15-01-2012 | 03:30:30] <Abeo> I wanted to yiff with all you guys, all night long.
  123. [15-01-2012 | 03:31:47] <guile> understandable. I am eminently yiffable
  124. [15-01-2012 | 03:36:55] <WaryObserver> Dudes, get in here
  125. 02[15-01-2012 | 03:36:58] * Shifter19 (~Scrambled@Rizon-4F19ED7E.lnse5.ken.bigpond.net.au) Quit (Ping timeout: 240 seconds)
  126. [15-01-2012 | 03:37:40] <guile> sorry broski, heading out for a while
  127. [15-01-2012 | 03:39:08] <Captain-Lightning> :({
  128. [15-01-2012 | 03:39:25] <Abeo> Anyone mind if I just lurk? I'm not really comfrotable role-playing
  129. [15-01-2012 | 03:39:34] <Captain-Lightning> Sure
  130. [15-01-2012 | 03:39:35] <Captain-Lightning> join
  131. [15-01-2012 | 03:39:38] <ISphinx> Less role play more panic
  132. 03[15-01-2012 | 03:46:25] * Shifter19 (~Scrambled@Rizon-4F19ED7E.lnse5.ken.bigpond.net.au) has joined #Golemquest
  133. 02[15-01-2012 | 03:47:01] * Deadbeard (~Deadbeard@peperony.and.chease) Quit (Read error: Connection reset by peer)
  134. 03[15-01-2012 | 03:49:41] * Deadbeard (~Deadbeard@peperony.and.chease) has joined #Golemquest
  135. [15-01-2012 | 03:56:35] <Arkeus> mib_x7zxc3: was ithe cause of Armas losing his grip on his soul last night?
  136. [15-01-2012 | 04:01:13] <BUTTZ> As usual the Germans take simple pleasures and turn them into an artform
  137. [15-01-2012 | 04:01:14] <BUTTZ> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0olh4aZuUeA&feature=related
  138. [15-01-2012 | 04:01:15] <Classhole> BUTTZ: Team Fortress 2 Griefing: The Gentlemen's Way - length 5m 7s - rated 3.89/5.0 (361) - 96320 views - Vitacia on 2010.01.24
  139. 02[15-01-2012 | 04:03:21] * mib_x7zxc3 (cgiirc@Rizon-782A7F7C.hsd1.ca.comcast.net) Quit (Quit: http://www.mibbit.com ajax IRC Client)
  140. 02[15-01-2012 | 04:32:38] * Shifter19 (~Scrambled@Rizon-4F19ED7E.lnse5.ken.bigpond.net.au) Quit (Ping timeout: 240 seconds)
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  142. [15-01-2012 | 04:47:48] <BUTTZ> I can't remember what I did today
  143. [15-01-2012 | 04:47:53] <BUTTZ> Probably nothing important
  144. [15-01-2012 | 04:48:51] <WaryObserver> You did...
  145. [15-01-2012 | 04:48:56] <WaryObserver> THE MACARENA
  146. [15-01-2012 | 04:53:24] <ReturnToSleep> KILL HIM
  147. 03[15-01-2012 | 04:56:17] * Shifter19 (~Scrambled@Rizon-4F19ED7E.lnse5.ken.bigpond.net.au) has joined #Golemquest
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  149. [15-01-2012 | 05:07:17] <BUTTZ> http://images.4chan.org/tg/src/1326576197465.gif
  150. [15-01-2012 | 05:11:16] <LittleSister> Tim y u quit
  151. [15-01-2012 | 05:11:25] <ISphinx> SLLLLEEEEEEPPPPP
  152. 06[15-01-2012 | 05:11:30] * ISphinx MOANS
  153. [15-01-2012 | 05:11:44] <LittleSister> >.>
  154. [15-01-2012 | 05:11:47] <LittleSister> kk
  155. 02[15-01-2012 | 05:11:56] * ISphinx (~IceChat77@Rizon-354B87B5.lmk.metro.digiweb.ie) Quit (Quit: Copywight 2007 Elmer Fudd. All wights wesewved.)
  156. 02[15-01-2012 | 05:12:43] * Dart666 (~chatzilla@Rizon-79455251.paemt702.dsl.brasiltelecom.net.br) Quit (Remote host closed the connection)
  157. [15-01-2012 | 05:13:38] <guile> and I'm back, after realizing once again that football bores me stupid, watched in a sports bar or no
  158. 03[15-01-2012 | 05:14:44] * ComputerFuntimesWithMigraineBo (cgiirc@Rizon-782A7F7C.hsd1.ca.comcast.net) has joined #Golemquest
  159. [15-01-2012 | 05:14:47] <ComputerFuntimesWithMigraineBo> So
  160. [15-01-2012 | 05:14:51] <ComputerFuntimesWithMigraineBo> I love my computer
  161. [15-01-2012 | 05:14:52] <ComputerFuntimesWithMigraineBo> so much
  162. [15-01-2012 | 05:15:05] <ComputerFuntimesWithMigraineBo> http://i.imgur.com/bHLym.jpg
  163. [15-01-2012 | 05:15:42] <guile> more virus?
  164. [15-01-2012 | 05:16:22] <BUTTZ> Stop reading scanlations on dodgey sites bro
  165. [15-01-2012 | 05:16:52] <ComputerFuntimesWithMigraineBo> Not virus this time. Just computer going 'nope you've got an error, I'm shutting you down bro, and I'm not even telling you the error.'
  166. [15-01-2012 | 05:18:49] <BUTTZ> So it just crashes?
  167. [15-01-2012 | 05:22:12] <ComputerFuntimesWithMigraineBo> It's the second time it's done it. Done some rather comprehensive virus checking-I'm wondering if a file infected by that last virus was relevant to running for a while-because both times happened after I'd had the computer on a couple days, and put it on sleep between uses rather than shutting down
  168. [15-01-2012 | 05:23:38] <Abeo> Only time that's ever happened to me, it's been fan issues
  169. [15-01-2012 | 05:24:17] <guile> rock out classically, little bro http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BBcYG_J3O2Q&feature=BFa&list=PLC047EB34415A74CE&lf=BFp
  170. [15-01-2012 | 05:24:17] <Classhole> guile: Childish Gambino - Heartbeat (Violin Cover) - length 2m 41s - rated 4.97/5.0 (11275) - 424957 views - JasonYangViolin on 2011.12.04
  171. [15-01-2012 | 05:24:18] <BUTTZ> So I guess you're going through your logs?
  172. [15-01-2012 | 05:33:25] <ComputerFuntimesWithMigraineBo> http://i.imgur.com/96zqV.gif
  173. [15-01-2012 | 05:33:31] <ComputerFuntimesWithMigraineBo> Was that directed at me?
  174. [15-01-2012 | 05:33:41] <BUTTZ> Yeah you
  175. [15-01-2012 | 05:34:36] <ComputerFuntimesWithMigraineBo> I'd like to think you aren't asking about IRC logs.
  176. [15-01-2012 | 05:34:41] <guile> hahaha, ouch
  177. [15-01-2012 | 05:34:43] <ComputerFuntimesWithMigraineBo> And I'm reasonably sure you aren't.
  178. [15-01-2012 | 05:34:54] <ComputerFuntimesWithMigraineBo> http://i.imgur.com/H8z3g.jpg
  179. [15-01-2012 | 05:35:01] <Grail> 13Looks like he comes out of that fine
  180. 02[15-01-2012 | 05:35:03] * Shot__ (~chatzilla@Rizon-28C56DB6.dyn.centurytel.net) Quit (Ping timeout: 240 seconds)
  181. [15-01-2012 | 05:35:22] <BUTTZ> I'm talking your system logs.
  182. [15-01-2012 | 05:35:42] <ComputerFuntimesWithMigraineBo> And that's why I thought I had to misunderstand you.
  183. [15-01-2012 | 05:36:05] <LittleSister> Oooh, backscratchers....
  184. [15-01-2012 | 05:36:12] <LittleSister> My parents had one...used it to beat me :<
  185. [15-01-2012 | 05:36:27] <ComputerFuntimesWithMigraineBo> http://imgur.com/r/funny/m8HV5
  186. 03[15-01-2012 | 05:37:44] * PriceisMagic (cgiirc@Rizon-62C8BA87.lnse1.wel.bigpond.net.au) has joined #Golemquest
  187. [15-01-2012 | 05:37:45] <guile> even beatings are funny if administered by a backscratcher
  188. [15-01-2012 | 05:37:52] <ComputerFuntimesWithMigraineBo> http://www.gifbin.com/985971
  189. [15-01-2012 | 05:38:12] <BUTTZ> Armas should ask Camella to help him test this out. Next time he irritates her, she is to use a back scratcher instead of her fists.
  190. [15-01-2012 | 05:38:48] <ComputerFuntimesWithMigraineBo> http://imgur.com/BUWv7
  191. [15-01-2012 | 05:39:08] <guile> why is bollywood so awesome? great action, great musicals
  192. [15-01-2012 | 05:39:17] <guile> well, hilarious musicals, which are the same thing
  193. [15-01-2012 | 05:41:10] <guile> No no, buttz. "Whenever I step out of line, I authorize my 2IC to beat me- but only in a way that is comical to watch." Backscratcher, bag of oranges, phonebook, crashtest dummy, whatever
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  197. [15-01-2012 | 05:46:22] <Abeo> I dunno. I find Armas getting his ass kicked comical regardless of the circumstances
  198. [15-01-2012 | 05:46:48] <PriceisMagic> You know I just realized Ogrimarick and Ogrimir are uncomfortably close
  199. [15-01-2012 | 05:46:54] <guile> next time, Sake should make funny sound effects happen as it happens
  200. 02[15-01-2012 | 05:46:56] * LittleSister (cgiirc@E0D9055C.8CA97A1B.C318AC60.IP) Quit (Quit: http://www.mibbit.com ajax IRC Client)
  201. [15-01-2012 | 05:47:04] <guile> who doesnt want to get their ass kicked to a sound track?
  202. [15-01-2012 | 05:47:53] <guile> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r94AJzJZZaU
  203. [15-01-2012 | 05:47:53] <Classhole> guile: 1960s Batman - Fight scene - length 1m 39s - rated 4.84/5.0 (1416) - 1090061 views - negrinrl on 2007.04.26
  204. [15-01-2012 | 05:48:01] <Abeo> Yes.
  205. [15-01-2012 | 05:54:30] <BUTTZ> http://imgur.com/r/funny/T18yR
  206. [15-01-2012 | 05:57:48] <Wutenheimer> AND I'M BACK
  207. [15-01-2012 | 05:58:28] <Wutenheimer> TIM still around?
  208. [15-01-2012 | 06:01:13] <Grail> 13Don't think so
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  211. [15-01-2012 | 06:03:44] <Wutenheimer> anything you guys want streamed?
  212. [15-01-2012 | 06:04:32] <Wutenheimer> anything you guys want streamed?
  213. [15-01-2012 | 06:04:56] <Wutenheimer> also, next weekend
  214. [15-01-2012 | 06:04:56] <Grail> Nothing I have in mind, but I'll watch if you toss something up
  215. [15-01-2012 | 06:05:17] <Wutenheimer> friday at 5pm EST, 2pm PST, 11pm UTC
  216. [15-01-2012 | 06:05:27] <Wutenheimer> i'll be streaming MLP season 1 from start to finish
  217. [15-01-2012 | 06:05:43] <Wutenheimer> bitches better be there
  218. 02[15-01-2012 | 06:06:08] * EvilP (~kvirc@3F031A86.8B42092B.48D25A5C.IP) Quit (Ping timeout: 240 seconds)
  219. [15-01-2012 | 06:07:19] <guile> heh
  220. [15-01-2012 | 06:07:23] <Wutenheimer> bob wanted more ttgl, but i dont really want to continue that without TIM
  221. [15-01-2012 | 06:07:30] <Wutenheimer> that said i REALLY want to watch it...
  222. [15-01-2012 | 06:07:52] <Wutenheimer> oh wait, we can just watch it again when he comes back
  223. [15-01-2012 | 06:08:15] <ComputerFuntimesWithMigraineBo> Idea
  224. [15-01-2012 | 06:08:20] <ComputerFuntimesWithMigraineBo> right now we can watch the movie
  225. [15-01-2012 | 06:08:25] <ComputerFuntimesWithMigraineBo> and when he gets back switch back to TV
  226. [15-01-2012 | 06:08:25] <BUTTZ> http://imgur.com/r/funny/qgodb
  227. [15-01-2012 | 06:08:54] <Wutenheimer> dommot dont think i have movie
  228. [15-01-2012 | 06:09:05] <Wutenheimer> how the balls do i not have this shit
  229. [15-01-2012 | 06:09:31] <Wutenheimer> http://www.livestream.com/wuten still not sure what to play
  230. [15-01-2012 | 06:11:15] <Grail> Have that list of what you have around still?
  231. [15-01-2012 | 06:11:58] <Wutenheimer> yeah, somewhere
  232. [15-01-2012 | 06:12:06] <Wutenheimer> but it'll be slightly out of date now
  233. [15-01-2012 | 06:12:23] <guile> got the hellsing ultimates?
  234. [15-01-2012 | 06:12:25] <Wutenheimer> got new shit, all the old shit is still here so it'll do
  235. [15-01-2012 | 06:12:26] <Wutenheimer> no
  236. [15-01-2012 | 06:13:09] <Wutenheimer> http://pastebin.com/seyp4jpU
  237. [15-01-2012 | 06:18:00] <guile> how about Kenichi? He makes funny sounds when he's beaten
  238. [15-01-2012 | 06:19:31] <Abeo> http://imgur.com/gallery/bwUWM
  239. [15-01-2012 | 06:19:46] <Arkeus> bob wanted more ttgl, but i dont really want to continue that without TIM <= lol ttgl
  240. [15-01-2012 | 06:19:57] <Grail> Offhand I kind of want to see the original mummy, I haven't see that in ages.
  241. [15-01-2012 | 06:20:22] <Arkeus> Kenichi and funny sounds when he dies :-)
  242. [15-01-2012 | 06:20:48] <guile> 14:00-17:00 or so http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g-rWWCrZD5k
  243. [15-01-2012 | 06:20:49] <Classhole> guile: Kenichi - 49 - The Mightiest Transformation! The Ryozanpaku Rhythm! (SUB) - length 24m 48s - rated 4.92/5.0 (51) - 6264 views - FUNimation on 2011.07.27 - 4NSFW
  244. [15-01-2012 | 06:20:51] <Grail> Kung Fu Hustle is fine too
  245. [15-01-2012 | 06:21:01] <guile> nsfw? really?
  246. [15-01-2012 | 06:21:35] <Grail> I loved how Odin counted as blind because he needed glasses
  247. [15-01-2012 | 06:22:30] <Grail> That just puzzled the hell out of me.
  248. [15-01-2012 | 06:28:23] <guile> did you guys get all your favorite upgrades before you ever left Hengsha for the first time, too? In Deus Ex, that is
  249. [15-01-2012 | 06:38:15] <guile> oh, new DKA today, if those readers dont know
  250. [15-01-2012 | 06:38:53] <guile> whole chapter's basically one big strategy meeting: http://addventure.bast-enterprises.de/251967.html
  251. [15-01-2012 | 06:40:20] <MrTT> armas has a disability that prevents him from carrying ammo for his weapons
  252. [15-01-2012 | 06:40:28] <MrTT> new DKA? joy!
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  254. [15-01-2012 | 06:50:46] <Arkeus> guile: thks
  255. [15-01-2012 | 06:51:49] <BUTTZ> Armas should learn how to use guns without ammo
  256. [15-01-2012 | 06:53:24] <Arkeus> he has the wind gun for that
  257. [15-01-2012 | 06:53:37] <BUTTZ> No I mean one that doesn't use any ammo
  258. [15-01-2012 | 06:53:46] <BUTTZ> Not even chakra packets, it just shoots
  259. [15-01-2012 | 06:53:50] <Shifter19> Then what would it fire?
  260. [15-01-2012 | 06:54:00] <Arkeus> blanks
  261. [15-01-2012 | 06:54:01] <BUTTZ> Nothing
  262. [15-01-2012 | 06:54:08] <BUTTZ> The very idea of nothing
  263. [15-01-2012 | 06:54:27] <BUTTZ> Pull the trigger, nothing happens. The enemy gets a hole punched in him made of nothing.
  264. [15-01-2012 | 06:54:55] <Shifter19> But matter can't interact with nothing!
  265. [15-01-2012 | 06:55:20] <BUTTZ> What are you talking about?
  266. [15-01-2012 | 06:55:23] <BUTTZ> Most of matter IS nothing.
  267. [15-01-2012 | 06:55:41] <Abeo> Maybe an entropy gun? Causes the energy in your target to dissipate so rapidly they basically disintegrate or something?
  268. [15-01-2012 | 06:56:34] <guile> a gun firing weaponized nothing would still need to draw on SOMETHING to enact the spell, I'd guess
  269. [15-01-2012 | 06:56:54] <guile> although if we could think of enough compatible reagents when creating the gun...
  270. [15-01-2012 | 07:00:21] <Abeo> http://imgur.com/gallery/FQN0v
  271. [15-01-2012 | 07:01:15] <Abeo> Not sure what the problem with a chakra gun would be
  272. 03[15-01-2012 | 07:03:48] * ReturnToSleep is now known as ManOfTroy
  273. [15-01-2012 | 07:03:48] <guile> nice
  274. [15-01-2012 | 07:03:51] <guile> spooky
  275. [15-01-2012 | 07:04:25] <MrTT> the problem with that plan is that such a gun would waste too much magic power on replacing the bullets
  276. [15-01-2012 | 07:04:48] <MrTT> its better to carry bullets which are cheap and plentiful and focus the magics 100% towards causing more harm to the enemy
  277. [15-01-2012 | 07:05:43] <Abeo> That's a fair point
  278. [15-01-2012 | 07:05:43] <guile> although a gun like that might have more in common with a laser, firing a beam of coherent light
  279. [15-01-2012 | 07:05:45] <ManOfTroy> We will need a very large sack, then.
  280. [15-01-2012 | 07:05:57] <ManOfTroy> Or Gun to make us a weapon.
  281. [15-01-2012 | 07:06:08] <Abeo> It'd be interesting if we could get a gun that was essentially just a focus for chakra attacks
  282. [15-01-2012 | 07:06:09] <MrTT> just buy itemspace for SB
  283. [15-01-2012 | 07:06:14] <ManOfTroy> I should know this but I'm stupid so I don't, but...is there a dark-laser?
  284. [15-01-2012 | 07:06:16] <MrTT> and we could carry a ton of bullets everywhere
  285. [15-01-2012 | 07:06:19] <Abeo> let you do at range what would normally require a touch
  286. [15-01-2012 | 07:06:26] <BUTTZ> I wonder if the idea of a teleporting container made for a specific sort of item could be extended to bullets?
  287. [15-01-2012 | 07:06:29] <ManOfTroy> Something that shoots shadows like lasers shoot light?
  288. [15-01-2012 | 07:06:42] <MrTT> shadowgun
  289. [15-01-2012 | 07:06:45] <BUTTZ> Like could you make the shells themselves little teleporting containers for the powder and bullets?
  290. [15-01-2012 | 07:06:49] <guile> I bet a bow would be excellent for that
  291. [15-01-2012 | 07:06:52] <Abeo> What if we got enchanted quickloaders?
  292. [15-01-2012 | 07:07:19] <BUTTZ> Pull the trigger, primer goes off, after a short delay the shell automagically reloads itself
  293. [15-01-2012 | 07:07:20] <Abeo> That automagically swap with another one in the set once deplteed?
  294. [15-01-2012 | 07:07:20] <guile> Buttz; I believe so, but bob said its expensive
  295. [15-01-2012 | 07:07:56] <ManOfTroy> Yes, TT. A shadowgun.
  296. [15-01-2012 | 07:09:23] <ManOfTroy> I don't know if this is a thing, or if it's a magic thing, but it would be good to look into.
  297. [15-01-2012 | 07:09:42] <Abeo> Maybe just in pairs. each time one of the quickloaders is emptied, it swaps places with the other.
  298. [15-01-2012 | 07:10:01] <ManOfTroy> Well, we should ask SB about it first.
  299. [15-01-2012 | 07:10:34] <BUTTZ> Magic moon clips might be better
  300. [15-01-2012 | 07:10:54] <Abeo> I was thinking something that'd be relatively cheap
  301. [15-01-2012 | 07:11:00] <BUTTZ> Plastic
  302. [15-01-2012 | 07:11:07] <BUTTZ> Yeah that'd be good, easy to enchant
  303. [15-01-2012 | 07:12:48] <ManOfTroy> BUTTZ the proper term is 'One word. Plastics'
  304. [15-01-2012 | 07:16:33] <BUTTZ> Actually...
  305. [15-01-2012 | 07:16:51] <BUTTZ> I bet the plastic hull of a shotgun shell would be easy to enchant, too
  306. [15-01-2012 | 07:16:56] <BUTTZ> I wonder what we could do with that?
  307. [15-01-2012 | 07:18:24] <Abeo> I'm not familiar with the forces at play with discharging a shotgun and how the shell plays into things....
  308. [15-01-2012 | 07:19:57] <BUTTZ> Most of the gunpowder charge is held in by the brass part of the cartridge
  309. [15-01-2012 | 07:20:22] <BUTTZ> The hull, the plastic or paper part of the cartridge, holds the shot or whatever you're firing and some wadding
  310. [15-01-2012 | 07:20:47] <guile> I bet charmwork could be carved into metal instead of drawn on paper
  311. [15-01-2012 | 07:20:48] <Captain-Lightning> ?gfh
  312. [15-01-2012 | 07:20:49] <Classhole> http://tgchan.org/kusaba/quest/res/360354+50.html
  313. [15-01-2012 | 07:21:04] <guile> be a pain in the ass to individually carve every shell, though
  314. [15-01-2012 | 07:21:28] <BUTTZ> If you're using a revolver you'd only need to have six carved shells
  315. [15-01-2012 | 07:21:33] <Abeo> Might be able to enchant a workstation to automagically empart the enchantment
  316. [15-01-2012 | 07:22:23] <ManOfTroy> Wait, did you say 'Carve'.
  317. [15-01-2012 | 07:22:26] <ManOfTroy> As in...wittling?
  318. [15-01-2012 | 07:22:49] <Abeo> For affordability you'd probably want to set it up so you have to manually power it each time
  319. [15-01-2012 | 07:23:47] <guile> doubt it abeo, since chakra needs to be added somehow during the process
  320. [15-01-2012 | 07:25:15] <Abeo> A reusable template that you channel energy through to "imprint" it onto the shell
  321. [15-01-2012 | 07:26:17] <Abeo> Sounds feasible to me, but idunno
  322. [15-01-2012 | 07:27:26] <guile> well, cant say it WONT work, either
  323. [15-01-2012 | 07:27:40] <ManOfTroy> Again, we need to ask SB about this because we post these long ideas we have and Shadowbro goes 'yeah. already done that and/or your stupid, shut up'
  324. [15-01-2012 | 07:28:05] <MrTT> I wonder if jade bullets are useful against dragons
  325. [15-01-2012 | 07:28:08] <MrTT> maybe in asia
  326. [15-01-2012 | 07:29:59] <ManOfTroy> Regular jade?
  327. [15-01-2012 | 07:30:01] <ManOfTroy> Likely not.
  328. [15-01-2012 | 07:30:05] <ManOfTroy> Magical speical jade?
  329. [15-01-2012 | 07:30:07] <ManOfTroy> Sure, why not
  330. [15-01-2012 | 07:30:37] <ManOfTroy> ...WE MUST FIND THE BLACK BLOOD OF THE EARTH AND HAVE THE RIGHT LAINE BE FUELED BY IT!
  331. [15-01-2012 | 07:30:39] <Abeo> Firing them without blowing them up could be challenging
  332. [15-01-2012 | 07:30:53] <Abeo> o...k?
  333. [15-01-2012 | 07:30:54] <ManOfTroy> Magical. Special Jade.
  334. [15-01-2012 | 07:31:34] <Abeo> http://imgur.com/gallery/NFsLE
  335. [15-01-2012 | 07:31:37] <ManOfTroy> Come on, our car fueled by the magically charged essesence of Dinosaur and Death?
  336. [15-01-2012 | 07:31:52] <ManOfTroy> Because there has to be magical gas somehwere.
  337. [15-01-2012 | 07:32:00] <guile> Yeah, SB's kinda funny that way. He's Armas, so he has his own clever ideas... but then implements them on his own. So we never know which of our clever ideas he's implemented already and which ones are new to him
  338. [15-01-2012 | 07:32:27] <guile> also, I wont lie; I'm a little worried that he has as many stupid ideas as us, and implements those too- and we'll never know
  339. [15-01-2012 | 07:33:05] <ManOfTroy> Guile, guile, guile.
  340. [15-01-2012 | 07:33:11] <ManOfTroy> Of Course he has!
  341. [15-01-2012 | 07:33:14] <ManOfTroy> That was our...
  342. [15-01-2012 | 07:33:27] <ManOfTroy> fifth? Long term fucking we're getting.
  343. [15-01-2012 | 07:33:49] <ManOfTroy> Maybe sixth
  344. [15-01-2012 | 07:34:55] <Arkeus> huh? what?
  345. [15-01-2012 | 07:35:56] <Abeo> I dunno. The way SBs talked about it, he doesn't really seem to be in a hurry to acomplish shit
  346. [15-01-2012 | 07:36:23] <Arkeus> he is being *gasp* almost careful
  347. [15-01-2012 | 07:37:50] <ManOfTroy> Well, Sixth is 'SB is as stupid as us, doesn't tell us shit, and we'll have shadows eating our soul from the other side in a few months-to-years. Fifth is 'Amen.'. Fourth is 'Dealing with Savoy'. Third is 'Fucking around with the Mafia', second is 'The Triad Boss we know will cut us up for expermentation' and Nuuuumber one on our top 'things that will bite us in the ass' is 'Armas'.
  348. [15-01-2012 | 07:38:06] <ManOfTroy> Although i did forget 'Eye' in that list, mostly because I can't remember where it goes
  349. [15-01-2012 | 07:38:35] <Arkeus> yeah, i disagree on most of that list
  350. [15-01-2012 | 07:39:36] <BUTTZ> What's your list look like?
  351. [15-01-2012 | 07:40:39] <ManOfTroy> By the way, that's a list in 'when we met-with' not 'amount of damage from'.
  352. [15-01-2012 | 07:40:51] <ManOfTroy> then it would just be 'Amen' and 'Armas'
  353. [15-01-2012 | 07:41:08] <ManOfTroy> Which reminds me, we need a old time radio program about us.
  354. [15-01-2012 | 07:42:49] <Abeo> SM, Ogrimir, Einrik all also have potential to fuck us over
  355. [15-01-2012 | 07:43:16] <ManOfTroy> You're saying 'Potential' when you mean 'Will'.
  356. [15-01-2012 | 07:43:48] <guile> SB being cautious? He's muscling in on beings/cliques that control vast chunks of the Nevernever basically on his own
  357. [15-01-2012 | 07:44:12] <ManOfTroy> And having them eat our soul backwards.
  358. [15-01-2012 | 07:44:32] <ManOfTroy> Also, I am -sure- that SB is actually having someone run him.
  359. [15-01-2012 | 07:44:32] <guile> Armas and Sake cant back him up in the Dark
  360. [15-01-2012 | 07:45:06] <Abeo> Not directly anyway
  361. [15-01-2012 | 07:45:41] <guile> Ogrimir and SM TOTALLY have the power to fuck us over. Einrik too, but I'm worried more about Markku than him
  362. [15-01-2012 | 07:46:13] <Arkeus> BUTTZ: 'Being that changed Arams' as 1, 'Armas' as second, 'Camella' as third, 'OG' as fourth, 'SM' as fifth
  363. [15-01-2012 | 07:46:38] <guile> Hell, Og is going to send us off to battle nasty threats every three months. And SM is sneaky enough we'd never see it coming until its too late
  364. [15-01-2012 | 07:46:45] <BUTTZ> Einrik's got dirt on us, but he recognizes that he's going to need a friend like Armas who is willing to get his hands dirty if he's going to realize his dreams of a united Finland under the Valkonen banner. Additionally, Armas has short-term research value to Einrik.
  365. [15-01-2012 | 07:46:53] <Arkeus> guile: yeah, SM is damn scary
  366. [15-01-2012 | 07:47:02] <ManOfTroy> Arkeus, that's not the list. It's the 'who will fuck us down the line' list.
  367. [15-01-2012 | 07:47:02] <Arkeus> which is why i am glad we learned a bit more from summer goblin
  368. [15-01-2012 | 07:47:06] <BUTTZ> So I'm not worried about Einrik
  369. [15-01-2012 | 07:47:06] <ManOfTroy> Not the 'Changed by' list.
  370. [15-01-2012 | 07:47:14] <Arkeus> ManOfTroy: ah ok
  371. [15-01-2012 | 07:47:35] <BUTTZ> Ogrimir is exactly what we signed up for
  372. [15-01-2012 | 07:47:42] <Arkeus> Armas has incrdible research value for Einrik
  373. [15-01-2012 | 07:47:45] <Arkeus> Incredible
  374. [15-01-2012 | 07:47:48] <guile> Markku, on the other hand- if Armas sleeps with his daughter, or fails in his guardian duties... he will feed us our own arms and legs
  375. [15-01-2012 | 07:47:53] <BUTTZ> The only things we should do differently with Og is try to figure out who he is.
  376. [15-01-2012 | 07:47:56] <ManOfTroy> Power, the the chance to be fucked by an ice giant?
  377. [15-01-2012 | 07:48:12] <guile> also, Markku works off of his own set of Old World-ish rules we dont understand
  378. [15-01-2012 | 07:48:15] <Arkeus> guile: that's why i am worried about the james bond stuff
  379. [15-01-2012 | 07:48:19] <ComputerFuntimesWithMigraineBo> Click and drag for a while http://www.drawball.com/lolz/
  380. [15-01-2012 | 07:48:26] <BUTTZ> I have a feeling that knowing who Og actually is will change our value to him greatly.
  381. [15-01-2012 | 07:48:33] <Arkeus> ComputerFuntimesWithMigraineBo: no update this morning?
  382. [15-01-2012 | 07:48:50] <ComputerFuntimesWithMigraineBo> Naw, massive migraine.
  383. [15-01-2012 | 07:48:55] <Arkeus> BUTTZ: heh, that won't be easy
  384. [15-01-2012 | 07:48:56] <guile> Buttz, Og is INCREDIBLY paranoid about his secrets. If we learn his secrets, he will murder us to keep said secrets.
  385. [15-01-2012 | 07:49:01] <Arkeus> Bob: oh ok, good to know
  386. [15-01-2012 | 07:49:05] <ManOfTroy> Shit-sucks, man.
  387. [15-01-2012 | 07:49:14] <ManOfTroy> Sorry about migraines
  388. [15-01-2012 | 07:49:20] <Arkeus> i'll go away then, as i have stuff to do and i have my computer logging back home anyway
  389. [15-01-2012 | 07:49:24] <Arkeus> laters folks and folkettes
  390. [15-01-2012 | 07:49:33] <Arkeus> and, yeah, hoping your migraine gets better
  391. [15-01-2012 | 07:49:38] <Arkeus> Has Camella found our letter?
  392. 02[15-01-2012 | 07:50:05] * Arkeus (cgiirc@Rizon-B1944F31.w92-156.abo.wanadoo.fr) Quit (Quit: http://www.mibbit.com ajax IRC Client)
  393. [15-01-2012 | 07:50:36] <guile> the letter wasnt THAT awesome. Good for a chuckle, but its not gonna have any huge impact that I can see
  394. [15-01-2012 | 07:50:50] <BUTTZ> As for Sometimes Merchant, there are things we could do to make it less likely he'll sell information on us to enemies
  395. [15-01-2012 | 07:51:05] <ManOfTroy> Speaking of Letters and Huge Imacts, we need to learn how to write explosive runes.
  396. [15-01-2012 | 07:51:15] <BUTTZ> Like, bargain that he charge outrageous amounts for information related to us
  397. [15-01-2012 | 07:52:45] <guile> He already cant link our name in any way to any info he gets from us. Thats not a small thing.
  398. [15-01-2012 | 07:53:01] <BUTTZ> That's information from us
  399. [15-01-2012 | 07:53:19] <BUTTZ> You don't think other people aren't selling information about Armas Laine, that weird asshole?
  400. [15-01-2012 | 07:53:36] <guile> given how expensive info is with Wyld gobbos, having them REFRAIN from selling info on us would likewise be prohibitively expensive, Im sure
  401. [15-01-2012 | 07:53:39] <BUTTZ> Or that he's not using what he learned about us in the 25+years he spent teaching us?
  402. [15-01-2012 | 07:53:52] <BUTTZ> That's why I'm saying we ask that they charge more, not stop selling
  403. [15-01-2012 | 07:54:38] <guile> thats kinda funny. "I'm worth way more than that! I demand you add two zeroes to any deal you make involving me!"
  404. [15-01-2012 | 07:54:45] <BUTTZ> Yeah, something like that
  405. [15-01-2012 | 07:54:52] <guile> *deal involving Armas* *now imagining Armas merch*
  406. [15-01-2012 | 07:55:01] <BUTTZ> "I'll pay you to charge more!"
  407. [15-01-2012 | 07:55:02] <ManOfTroy> Saints ROW!
  408. [15-01-2012 | 07:55:14] <ManOfTroy> Yes, Armas now needs a marketing division.
  409. [15-01-2012 | 07:55:24] <ManOfTroy> Andrei can set up the website.
  410. [15-01-2012 | 07:55:59] <BUTTZ> You know, those MP7s the Russians picked up would be perfect for summer goblins.
  411. [15-01-2012 | 07:56:06] <BUTTZ> They're sized perfectly
  412. [15-01-2012 | 07:56:40] <ManOfTroy> Should they include 'The Armas Smile Brand' or not?
  413. [15-01-2012 | 07:56:57] <ComputerFuntimesWithMigraineBo> .tell Gunpowder_Symphony http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RnIvhlKT7SY
  414. [15-01-2012 | 07:56:57] <Classhole> ComputerFuntimesWithMigraineBo: I'll pass that along.
  415. [15-01-2012 | 07:56:58] <Classhole> ComputerFuntimesWithMigraineBo: 5Axis Machine Cutting HELMET / DAISHIN SEIKI CORPORATION - length 2m 32s - rated 4.98/5.0 (2185) - 1245689 views - dolce650i on 2009.09.28
  416. [15-01-2012 | 07:57:07] <ComputerFuntimesWithMigraineBo> Incidentally, amazing technology here
  417. [15-01-2012 | 07:58:55] <guile> thats neat
  418. [15-01-2012 | 08:00:52] <ManOfTroy> It is.
  419. [15-01-2012 | 08:00:59] <ManOfTroy> It's also own by the Yaks.
  420. [15-01-2012 | 08:01:02] <ManOfTroy> Who help Savoy.
  421. [15-01-2012 | 08:01:15] <ManOfTroy> I can't wait for us to go to modern Japan
  422. [15-01-2012 | 08:01:22] <ComputerFuntimesWithMigraineBo> http://i.imgur.com/NKJtp.png
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  424. [15-01-2012 | 08:04:52] <guile> who thought that expression was a good one to put on their banner?
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  426. [15-01-2012 | 08:04:57] <guile> that is... horrifying
  427. [15-01-2012 | 08:05:26] <guile> either they outsource to monsterkin, or this job has crushed her soul leaving nothing but darkness peering out of her eyes
  428. [15-01-2012 | 08:05:44] <ManOfTroy> Hey, at least it's a job in this market.
  429. [15-01-2012 | 08:05:56] <ManOfTroy> Gunpowder play me ou...oh. Right.
  430. [15-01-2012 | 08:06:01] <ManOfTroy> Allow me to.
  431. [15-01-2012 | 08:06:16] <ManOfTroy> instantrimshot.com/
  432. [15-01-2012 | 08:06:24] <ManOfTroy> www.instantrimshot.com/
  433. [15-01-2012 | 08:06:30] <Wutenheimer> and i'm back again
  434. [15-01-2012 | 08:07:02] <Wutenheimer> so, gurren lagann anyone?
  435. [15-01-2012 | 08:07:22] <Wutenheimer> after the 5 minutes left of hot fuzz
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  437. [15-01-2012 | 08:09:49] <Wutenheimer> brb pissan n beer n food n shit
  438. [15-01-2012 | 08:10:03] <Wutenheimer> then i'ma start up that gurren lagann
  439. [15-01-2012 | 08:10:21] <guile> Troy, look at her. She's trying to smile, and her empty soul turns it into a grimace of disgust for all that is right and good
  440. [15-01-2012 | 08:10:51] <guile> I see my death in her. The yawning abyss at the end of all things.
  441. [15-01-2012 | 08:11:10] <ManOfTroy> As do I but..
  442. [15-01-2012 | 08:11:19] <ManOfTroy> Hey, employment!
  443. [15-01-2012 | 08:11:26] <ManOfTroy> www.instantrimshot.com/
  444. [15-01-2012 | 08:11:32] <guile> fair 'nuff
  445. [15-01-2012 | 08:12:36] <ManOfTroy> And with that - and I did the top six already - I'm gonna crash gents.
  446. 03[15-01-2012 | 08:12:40] * ManOfTroy is now known as ManAsleep
  447. [15-01-2012 | 08:18:01] <guile> oh, you
  448. [15-01-2012 | 08:18:21] <Wutenheimer> http://www.livestream.com/wuten GURREN LAGANN TIME MOTHERTRUCKERS
  449. [15-01-2012 | 08:19:39] <Wutenheimer> goddamnit guys, if you're not going to watch tell me
  450. [15-01-2012 | 08:20:07] <BUTTZ> Seriously we need some silencers http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KVBzDbAWvOk&feature=related
  451. [15-01-2012 | 08:20:07] <Classhole> BUTTZ: Suppressed H&K MP7 - length 42s - rated 4.92/5.0 (102) - 38248 views - keyesboy on 2010.04.16
  452. [15-01-2012 | 08:20:09] <Wutenheimer> also, it seems everytime i leave for a while so does everyone who was watching
  453. [15-01-2012 | 08:20:22] <BUTTZ> That's because you put pony music on
  454. [15-01-2012 | 08:20:25] <Wutenheimer> that bodes well for next weekends pony marathon
  455. [15-01-2012 | 08:20:27] <BUTTZ> Or at least that's why I left
  456. [15-01-2012 | 08:20:47] <Wutenheimer> :( fine next time it'll be queen
  457. [15-01-2012 | 08:21:20] <PriceisMagic> Wut, I tired watching before but it kept pausing for a second they starting up again
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  459. [15-01-2012 | 08:21:37] <Wutenheimer> that's weird
  460. [15-01-2012 | 08:21:50] <Wutenheimer> says everything is good on my end
  461. [15-01-2012 | 08:23:55] <BUTTZ> Ahaha
  462. [15-01-2012 | 08:23:56] <BUTTZ> http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=endscreen&NR=1&v=q364aEJsJHQ
  463. [15-01-2012 | 08:23:56] <Classhole> BUTTZ: Walther WA2000 Part3 - length 41s - rated 4.76/5.0 (99) - 75377 views - hippo939 on 2010.04.01
  464. [15-01-2012 | 08:23:57] <Wutenheimer> ok, shutting down the stream because no one is watching and i like having bandwidth
  465. [15-01-2012 | 08:23:59] <BUTTZ> Watch that to the end
  466. [15-01-2012 | 08:29:03] <Wutenheimer> no
  467. [15-01-2012 | 08:32:56] <BUTTZ> Your loss, toots
  468. [15-01-2012 | 08:35:05] <guile> damn, this manga is fun http://www.mangafox.com/manga/kongou_banchou/c028/6.html
  469. [15-01-2012 | 08:35:12] <guile> just balls-out, hot-blooded weirdness
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  490. [15-01-2012 | 12:45:42] <BUTTZ> http://www.youtube.com/watch?NR=1&feature=endscreen&v=xhEJ00F1dyU
  491. [15-01-2012 | 12:45:42] <Classhole> BUTTZ: Red Dwarf Funniest Moment. - length 4m 5s - rated 4.77/5.0 (86) - 23319 views - SamsTelevision on 2009.10.26
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  502. 03[15-01-2012 | 15:29:37] * ArkFuneral is now known as Arkeus
  503. 12[15-01-2012 | 15:29:38] <Arkeus> back
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  505. [15-01-2012 | 15:55:30] <CaptainButthead> http://www.jephdraw.com/random/alternativerobot.png
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  509. [15-01-2012 | 16:13:00] <CaptainButthead> Beware the tequila monster
  510. [15-01-2012 | 16:13:01] <CaptainButthead> http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=474
  511. 12[15-01-2012 | 16:14:40] <Arkeus> gee,i was linking new one ten secs ago
  512. [15-01-2012 | 16:21:02] <CaptainButthead> Where? Here?
  513. 12[15-01-2012 | 16:26:42] <Arkeus> no
  514. [15-01-2012 | 16:29:45] <CaptainButthead> I knew it, you linked it there
  515. [15-01-2012 | 16:29:52] <CaptainButthead> Because if it's not here, it's there
  516. 12[15-01-2012 | 16:29:55] <Arkeus> yep
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  524. [15-01-2012 | 19:00:23] <TotallyNotBob> ;-; episode 8
  525. [15-01-2012 | 19:02:15] <BigSister> ???
  526. [15-01-2012 | 19:02:16] <Classhole> ¿¿¿
  527. [15-01-2012 | 19:03:13] <TotallyNotBob> Gurren Lagann
  528. [15-01-2012 | 19:03:23] <BigSister> Ah...
  529. [15-01-2012 | 19:03:49] <BigSister> ;_;
  530. [15-01-2012 | 19:06:18] <TotallyNotBob> I'm not even going to watch the rest
  531. [15-01-2012 | 19:06:32] <TotallyNotBob> just...
  532. [15-01-2012 | 19:06:36] <TotallyNotBob> dat episode 8
  533. [15-01-2012 | 19:15:02] <guile> izzat Kamina's big sendoff?
  534. 02[15-01-2012 | 19:31:04] * BigSister (cgiirc@E0D9055C.8CA97A1B.C318AC60.IP) Quit (Quit: http://www.mibbit.com ajax IRC Client)
  535. [15-01-2012 | 19:37:15] <TotallyNotBob> yeah
  536. [15-01-2012 | 19:56:21] <TotallyNotBob> I'm a terrible person
  537. [15-01-2012 | 19:56:39] <TotallyNotBob> friend linked this, http://www.iaza.com/work/120116C/iaza19141082205700.jpg which he drew
  538. [15-01-2012 | 19:56:59] <TotallyNotBob> someone complained that it didnt hold many shots
  539. [15-01-2012 | 19:57:06] <TotallyNotBob> so i decided to fix it up a bit
  540. [15-01-2012 | 19:57:23] <TotallyNotBob> http://i41.tinypic.com/ipyvx3.jpg over 9000 ours in paint
  541. [15-01-2012 | 19:57:29] <TotallyNotBob> but wait
  542. [15-01-2012 | 19:57:33] <TotallyNotBob> i wasnt done yet
  543. [15-01-2012 | 19:57:46] <TotallyNotBob> http://i40.tinypic.com/1zed2md.jpg it gots better
  544. [15-01-2012 | 19:58:20] <TotallyNotBob> and then someone complained about how the barrel wasnt long enough to be accurate for their purposes
  545. [15-01-2012 | 19:58:31] <TotallyNotBob> and being a good friend i took it upon myself to fix that as well
  546. [15-01-2012 | 19:58:45] <TotallyNotBob> http://i44.tinypic.com/4tljyg.jpg shit nigga, that burrl is like 3 times as long so it's atleast twice as acurrate
  547. [15-01-2012 | 19:58:54] <TotallyNotBob> AND you can shoot behind yourself
  548. [15-01-2012 | 19:59:09] <TotallyNotBob> but obviously i still wasnt done
  549. [15-01-2012 | 19:59:21] <ManAsleep> WE MUST HAVE ONE!
  550. [15-01-2012 | 19:59:24] <TotallyNotBob> http://i43.tinypic.com/2a2mfq.jpg SHIT SO ACURATE YOU CAN SHOOT INTO SPESS, SO YUO NEDS TO SEES INTO SPESS
  551. [15-01-2012 | 19:59:53] <ManAsleep> Best. Gun. Ever.
  552. [15-01-2012 | 20:00:05] <ManAsleep> What shall we name it?
  553. [15-01-2012 | 20:00:19] <guile> truly, you are a good friend
  554. 03[15-01-2012 | 20:00:29] * ManAsleep is now known as ManOfTro
  555. 03[15-01-2012 | 20:00:35] * ManOfTro is now known as ManOfTroy
  556. [15-01-2012 | 20:07:41] <TotallyNotBob> http://i42.tinypic.com/xlmq39.jpg foregrip for more acrauts and nad luncher for dem splody bits
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  558. [15-01-2012 | 20:17:36] <TotallyNotBob> [13:56:38] <TotallyNotBob> friend linked this, http://www.iaza.com/work/120116C/iaza19141082205700.jpg which he drew
  559. [15-01-2012 | 20:17:40] <TotallyNotBob> [13:57:05] <TotallyNotBob> so i decided to fix it up a bit
  560. [15-01-2012 | 20:17:50] <TotallyNotBob> 14:07:40] <TotallyNotBob> http://i42.tinypic.com/xlmq39.jpg end product
  561. 03[15-01-2012 | 20:19:10] * mib_m2lkt0 is now known as Grail
  562. [15-01-2012 | 20:23:16] <ManOfTroy> CANNOT BEHOLD...AWESOME. EYES...MELTING!
  563. 03[15-01-2012 | 20:25:30] * LittleSister (cgiirc@E0D9055C.8CA97A1B.C318AC60.IP) has joined #Golemquest
  564. [15-01-2012 | 20:25:49] <TotallyNotBob> And W missed it all
  565. [15-01-2012 | 20:25:56] <TotallyNotBob> Don't link him.
  566. [15-01-2012 | 20:25:57] <LittleSister> ?!?!
  567. [15-01-2012 | 20:26:07] <Grail> He'll never know
  568. [15-01-2012 | 20:26:15] <LittleSister> ಠ_ಠ You bastards...
  569. [15-01-2012 | 20:26:37] <guile> poor W. Let us all pity him, guys
  570. [15-01-2012 | 20:26:48] <LittleSister> No! I don't need your pity!
  571. [15-01-2012 | 20:26:52] <LittleSister> I want none of it!
  572. [15-01-2012 | 20:28:34] <ManOfTroy> You have it anyway.
  573. [15-01-2012 | 20:28:39] <ManOfTroy> Pitty pitty pitty.
  574. [15-01-2012 | 20:28:53] <TotallyNotBob> TAKE THIS!!! MY LOVE! MY ANGER! AND ALL OF MY PITY!!!
  575. [15-01-2012 | 20:28:55] <guile> let's all have a pity party and give W our ity presents
  576. [15-01-2012 | 20:29:44] <Grail> http://i.imgur.com/sQILh.jpg
  577. [15-01-2012 | 20:30:51] <TotallyNotBob> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nnVCYOUB0gY
  578. [15-01-2012 | 20:30:52] <Classhole> TotallyNotBob: shining finger sword - length 1m 4s - rated 4.87/5.0 (1845) - 415665 views - jhaycen on 2007.08.04
  579. [15-01-2012 | 20:31:38] <guile> that is hilarious, grail
  580. [15-01-2012 | 20:31:50] <Grail> You tried making that face too, didn't you?
  581. [15-01-2012 | 20:32:03] <guile> KYOJIIIIII!
  582. [15-01-2012 | 20:32:04] <LittleSister> You got me, Grail.
  583. [15-01-2012 | 20:33:47] <Grail> Huh catfish have the most tastebuds of any animal
  584. [15-01-2012 | 20:34:11] <LittleSister> Oh boy, let's give one some habaneros
  585. [15-01-2012 | 20:34:13] <Grail> On the bright side if a giant catfish tries to eat Armas we could kill it with chocolate
  586. [15-01-2012 | 20:34:18] <TotallyNotBob> make it suck our cock
  587. [15-01-2012 | 20:34:42] <guile> Catfish spirit animal. Hummingbird gains whiskers
  588. [15-01-2012 | 20:34:46] <Grail> Really we should carry around chocolate
  589. [15-01-2012 | 20:35:03] <Grail> I bet you could kill a surprising amount of things with chocolate
  590. [15-01-2012 | 20:35:32] <LittleSister> I wonder if there's a chocolate bar that developed a soul...
  591. [15-01-2012 | 20:35:34] <TotallyNotBob> plus the ladies love chocolate
  592. [15-01-2012 | 20:36:13] <Grail> Feed Cerberus chocolate
  593. [15-01-2012 | 20:36:29] <LittleSister> ...
  594. [15-01-2012 | 20:36:31] <LittleSister> OH GOD
  595. [15-01-2012 | 20:36:38] <LittleSister> HOW COME NO ONE HAS THOUGHT OF THAT BEFORE
  596. [15-01-2012 | 20:36:53] <ManOfTroy> Ax brand mystical bodyspray?
  597. [15-01-2012 | 20:36:57] <ManOfTroy> Become actual chocolate?
  598. [15-01-2012 | 20:37:10] <Grail> No one has Armas logic
  599. [15-01-2012 | 20:37:12] <Grail> That's why
  600. [15-01-2012 | 20:37:14] <guile> I wonder if there are supernaturals that dont know modern chocolate. Been around a good long time, but not in its present form
  601. [15-01-2012 | 20:37:30] <LittleSister> Gimme the chocolate, Armas!
  602. [15-01-2012 | 20:39:47] <Grail> http://i.imgur.com/cMEHp.jpg
  603. [15-01-2012 | 20:40:52] <LittleSister> They're all the same...person...
  604. [15-01-2012 | 20:41:14] <guile> digging the crazy architecture, too
  605. [15-01-2012 | 20:43:20] <Grail> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Great_Stork_Derby
  606. [15-01-2012 | 20:43:45] <TotallyNotBob> http://images.4chan.org/tg/src/1326652458102.png *cough cough*
  607. [15-01-2012 | 20:44:16] <guile> good troll
  608. [15-01-2012 | 20:44:29] <guile> both of those, really
  609. [15-01-2012 | 20:44:59] <TotallyNotBob> http://images.4chan.org/tg/src/1326652868846.png
  610. [15-01-2012 | 20:45:18] <guile> Lets hope those children never learn they were conceived because their parents wanted 12.5 grand
  611. [15-01-2012 | 20:46:01] <TotallyNotBob> charles vance millar, a man who should never be forgotten
  612. [15-01-2012 | 20:50:22] <Grail> http://i.imgur.com/d4bsZ.jpg
  613. [15-01-2012 | 20:50:27] <Grail> My brain
  614. [15-01-2012 | 20:50:54] <guile> what about it?
  615. [15-01-2012 | 20:51:05] <Grail> When I saw it it switched the heads around
  616. [15-01-2012 | 20:51:10] <guile> oh, the heads are... yeah
  617. [15-01-2012 | 20:51:16] <TotallyNotBob> ohgods
  618. [15-01-2012 | 20:52:00] <WaryObserver> Why are they sitting like that.
  619. [15-01-2012 | 20:52:05] <Grail> This is worse though
  620. [15-01-2012 | 20:52:08] <Grail> http://i.imgur.com/jO6cZ.jpg
  621. [15-01-2012 | 20:56:53] <guile> very Dali
  622. [15-01-2012 | 20:57:11] <guile> a picture of a guy showing a picture of himself and the first guy showing the camera a picture
  623. [15-01-2012 | 20:59:45] <CaptainButthead> http://questionablecontent.net./view.php?comic=1185
  624. [15-01-2012 | 21:00:00] <CaptainButthead> So the Tequila monster's name is Scrambles or something I guess
  625. [15-01-2012 | 21:00:05] <CaptainButthead> Jeph is a weird dude
  626. 02[15-01-2012 | 21:08:41] * Deadbeard (~Deadbeard@peperony.and.chease) Quit (Read error: Connection reset by peer)
  627. 03[15-01-2012 | 21:15:36] * Deadbeard (~Deadbeard@peperony.and.chease) has joined #Golemquest
  628. 12[15-01-2012 | 21:26:22] * Arkeus wakes up
  629. 12[15-01-2012 | 21:26:24] <Arkeus> hey folks
  630. [15-01-2012 | 21:26:38] <TotallyNotBob> Mornin
  631. 12[15-01-2012 | 21:27:26] <Arkeus> <_<
  632. 12[15-01-2012 | 21:27:31] <Arkeus> yeah, let's say it's morning
  633. [15-01-2012 | 21:29:15] <Grail> > Sylvia, a matchbox-size Yorkshire Terrier owned by Arthur Marples of Blackburn, England, was the smallest dog in recorded history. The dog died in 1945 when she was two years old, at which point she stood 2.5 inches tall at the shoulder, measured 3.5 inches from nose tip to tail, and weighed 4 ounces
  634. 03[15-01-2012 | 21:30:15] * ISphinx (~IceChat77@Rizon-354B87B5.lmk.metro.digiweb.ie) has joined #Golemquest
  635. 12[15-01-2012 | 21:30:35] <Arkeus> hey Uspinx
  636. 03[15-01-2012 | 21:30:39] * Shot__ (~chatzilla@Rizon-28C56DB6.dyn.centurytel.net) has joined #Golemquest
  637. [15-01-2012 | 21:33:55] <ISphinx> Typo much?
  638. 03[15-01-2012 | 21:34:06] * ISphinx is now known as Androsphinx
  639. [15-01-2012 | 21:37:38] <guile> actually, USphinx could be totally accurate
  640. [15-01-2012 | 21:37:51] <guile> I, Sphinx
  641. [15-01-2012 | 21:38:10] <Androsphinx> Missing "h"
  642. [15-01-2012 | 21:38:19] <Androsphinx> Was what cought my gaze
  643. [15-01-2012 | 21:38:32] <Androsphinx> but, no matter of importance
  644. [15-01-2012 | 21:38:52] <Grail> Apparently the word Avacado can be traced back to the Aztec word for testicle
  645. [15-01-2012 | 21:40:36] <Grail> http://www.lifeslittlemysteries.com/2061-guacamole-avocado-pit-prevent-brown.html
  646. 12[15-01-2012 | 21:42:15] <Arkeus> lol Androsphinx
  647. 02[15-01-2012 | 21:47:11] * MrTT (~MrTT@Rizon-AA53D688.dllstx.fios.verizon.net) Quit (Ping timeout: 240 seconds)
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  649. 02[15-01-2012 | 21:49:04] * Dart666 (~chatzilla@Rizon-79455251.paemt702.dsl.brasiltelecom.net.br) Quit (Ping timeout: 240 seconds)
  650. 03[15-01-2012 | 21:49:13] * Dart666_ is now known as Dart666
  651. 12[15-01-2012 | 21:49:23] <Arkeus> new ubel blatt? what?
  652. [15-01-2012 | 21:50:21] <Grail> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-VlXVP-ckIE&feature=related
  653. [15-01-2012 | 21:50:22] <Classhole> Grail: Monster Bug Wars- Giant Rainforest Mantis - length 1m 52s - rated 4.79/5.0 (116) - 44281 views - ScienceChannel on 2011.03.23
  654. [15-01-2012 | 21:50:44] <Grail> Oh god, I love how the mantis gets right up behind the grasshopper
  655. [15-01-2012 | 21:53:14] <CaptainButthead> <Grail>Apparently the word Avacado can be traced back to the Aztec word for testicle
  656. [15-01-2012 | 21:53:29] <CaptainButthead> I always thought they looked like ballsacks
  657. [15-01-2012 | 21:54:21] <CaptainButthead> Not the Hass, those aren't dumpy-enough looking
  658. [15-01-2012 | 21:55:07] <CaptainButthead> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Criollo_avocados_de_Oaxaca.png
  659. [15-01-2012 | 21:55:24] <CaptainButthead> Look at that. Doesn't that remind you of a ballsack just dangling there?
  660. [15-01-2012 | 21:56:00] <Androsphinx> ...I don't want to think of the inhuman freaks you've seen
  661. [15-01-2012 | 21:56:50] <CaptainButthead> Like you've never looked at animal balls before
  662. [15-01-2012 | 21:57:40] <CaptainButthead> It's really hard to not laugh at a horny donkey, unless he's chasing you
  663. [15-01-2012 | 21:57:44] <CaptainButthead> Then it's horrifying
  664. 12[15-01-2012 | 21:57:48] <Arkeus> lol
  665. 12[15-01-2012 | 21:57:55] <Arkeus> don't say that
  666. 12[15-01-2012 | 21:58:04] <Arkeus> we are going to meet monkey in the jungle, remember?
  667. 12[15-01-2012 | 21:58:06] <Arkeus> bad butthead
  668. [15-01-2012 | 21:58:12] <CaptainButthead> But if you're watching him chase someone else it's hilarious
  669. 12[15-01-2012 | 21:58:38] <Arkeus> Go Thormy Go!
  670. [15-01-2012 | 22:03:37] <CaptainButthead> http://boards.4chan.org/tg/res/17550312#17550789
  671. [15-01-2012 | 22:46:35] <TotallyNotBob> .dice 1d100
  672. [15-01-2012 | 22:46:36] <Classhole> TotallyNotBob: Average(29.00) Total(29) Rolled(1d100=29)
  673. [15-01-2012 | 22:46:59] <Androsphinx> !
  674. [15-01-2012 | 22:47:05] <TotallyNotBob> http://images.4chan.org/tg/src/1326656611490.jpg
  675. [15-01-2012 | 22:47:34] <TotallyNotBob> >Half orc barbarian who gets angry if you criticize his bad culinary skills
  676. [15-01-2012 | 22:47:37] <LittleSister> .dice 1d184
  677. [15-01-2012 | 22:47:38] <Classhole> LittleSister: Average(135.00) Total(135) Rolled(1d184=135)
  678. [15-01-2012 | 22:47:44] <TotallyNotBob> I geuss i got armas
  679. [15-01-2012 | 22:48:03] <TotallyNotBob> oh, there's 184 of them... guess i have to reroll
  680. [15-01-2012 | 22:48:09] <TotallyNotBob> .dice 1d184
  681. [15-01-2012 | 22:48:09] <Classhole> TotallyNotBob: Average(138.00) Total(138) Rolled(1d184=138)
  682. [15-01-2012 | 22:48:10] <Androsphinx> .dice 1d184
  683. [15-01-2012 | 22:48:10] <Classhole> Androsphinx: Average(156.00) Total(156) Rolled(1d184=156)
  684. [15-01-2012 | 22:48:29] <LittleSister> You are a pacifist, but not by choice. All of your spells inexplicably cause nonlethal damage.
  685. [15-01-2012 | 22:48:39] <TotallyNotBob> ... ok, i'm a half orc barbarian cook who hates werewolves
  686. [15-01-2012 | 22:48:49] <WaryObserver> .dice 184
  687. [15-01-2012 | 22:48:49] <Classhole> WaryObserver: INVALID INPUT MOTHERFUCKER
  688. [15-01-2012 | 22:49:02] <WaryObserver> .dice 1d184
  689. [15-01-2012 | 22:49:02] <Classhole> WaryObserver: Average(70.00) Total(70) Rolled(1d184=70)
  690. [15-01-2012 | 22:49:17] <Androsphinx> A human barbarian that gets very "compeditive" when near orcs
  691. [15-01-2012 | 22:49:32] <TotallyNotBob> :3
  692. [15-01-2012 | 22:49:58] <Androsphinx> It's all dat sweat~
  693. [15-01-2012 | 22:50:19] <Androsphinx> And the pillaging
  694. [15-01-2012 | 22:50:26] <TotallyNotBob> .dice 1d184
  695. [15-01-2012 | 22:50:26] <Classhole> TotallyNotBob: Average(101.00) Total(101) Rolled(1d184=101)
  696. [15-01-2012 | 22:50:40] <Grail> .dice 1d184
  697. [15-01-2012 | 22:50:41] <Classhole> Grail: Average(66.00) Total(66) Rolled(1d184=66)
  698. [15-01-2012 | 22:50:53] <Grail> ...
  699. [15-01-2012 | 22:51:16] <TotallyNotBob> grail, best one
  700. [15-01-2012 | 22:51:18] <Grail> An elven fighter who makes up for his inability to grow a beard by taking his enemies and gluing them to himself
  701. [15-01-2012 | 22:51:18] <LittleSister> You're an elf who wants to be a dwarf
  702. [15-01-2012 | 22:51:44] <TotallyNotBob> grail, best one
  703. [15-01-2012 | 22:51:46] <TotallyNotBob> .dice 1d184
  704. [15-01-2012 | 22:51:47] <Classhole> TotallyNotBob: Average(26.00) Total(26) Rolled(1d184=26)
  705. [15-01-2012 | 22:52:06] <LittleSister> Ugh, rolling again
  706. [15-01-2012 | 22:52:08] <Androsphinx> .dice 1d184
  707. [15-01-2012 | 22:52:09] <Classhole> Androsphinx: Average(171.00) Total(171) Rolled(1d184=171)
  708. [15-01-2012 | 22:52:10] <LittleSister> .dice 1d184
  709. [15-01-2012 | 22:52:11] <Classhole> LittleSister: Average(85.00) Total(85) Rolled(1d184=85)
  710. [15-01-2012 | 22:52:35] <LittleSister> A half-elf paladin who always apologizes when killing his enemies.
  711. [15-01-2012 | 22:52:40] <WaryObserver> .dice 1d184
  712. [15-01-2012 | 22:52:40] <LittleSister> Heh, I can live with that
  713. [15-01-2012 | 22:52:40] <Classhole> WaryObserver: Average(141.00) Total(141) Rolled(1d184=141)
  714. [15-01-2012 | 22:52:45] <Androsphinx> Blind human saucerer who wants to be literate
  715. [15-01-2012 | 22:52:53] <Androsphinx> How tragic
  716. [15-01-2012 | 22:52:57] <TotallyNotBob> saucerer
  717. [15-01-2012 | 22:53:03] <Androsphinx> Yes
  718. [15-01-2012 | 22:53:07] <TotallyNotBob> SAUCErer
  719. [15-01-2012 | 22:53:24] <LittleSister> Control the mayonnaise
  720. [15-01-2012 | 22:53:33] <TotallyNotBob> pass the ketchup?
  721. 06[15-01-2012 | 22:53:42] * Androsphinx passes...
  722. [15-01-2012 | 22:53:49] <Androsphinx> With my MIND
  723. [15-01-2012 | 22:53:50] <TotallyNotBob> wind
  724. [15-01-2012 | 22:54:56] <Androsphinx> His ulimate ability is to manipulate a wowwow sauce like substance
  725. 12[15-01-2012 | 23:12:11] <Arkeus> heheh
  726. 12[15-01-2012 | 23:12:49] <Arkeus> i wanted bob to roll a 183
  727. [15-01-2012 | 23:15:11] <WaryObserver> Bob's here?
  728. [15-01-2012 | 23:15:39] <LittleSister> Of course not
  729. [15-01-2012 | 23:15:45] <LittleSister> What would make you think he is?
  730. 12[15-01-2012 | 23:16:26] <Arkeus> there is totallynoBob here
  731. [15-01-2012 | 23:16:39] <WaryObserver> But isn't that Wut?
  732. [15-01-2012 | 23:17:26] <LittleSister> Who knows
  733. [15-01-2012 | 23:17:32] <LittleSister> All I know is that it's Totally Not Bob
  734. [15-01-2012 | 23:17:44] <WaryObserver> Maybe you're the Bob.
  735. [15-01-2012 | 23:17:50] <WaryObserver> Hiding in plain sight
  736. [15-01-2012 | 23:18:01] <LittleSister> Probably. But that guy isn't Bob at all.
  737. -
  738. 01[15-01-2012 | 23:18:18] TotallyNotBob is Wut@wut.wut.wut.wut * Wut
  739. 01[15-01-2012 | 23:18:18] TotallyNotBob on #Golemquest
  740. 01[15-01-2012 | 23:18:18] TotallyNotBob using *.rizon.net Where are you?
  741. 01[15-01-2012 | 23:18:18] TotallyNotBob End of /WHOIS list.
  742. -
  743. [15-01-2012 | 23:21:01] <Androsphinx> Well, goodnight all!
  744. 02[15-01-2012 | 23:21:06] * Androsphinx (~IceChat77@Rizon-354B87B5.lmk.metro.digiweb.ie) Quit (Quit: I cna ytpe 300 wrods pre mniuet!!!)
  745. [15-01-2012 | 23:26:35] <ManOfTroy> Actually, Bob has been publishing under the name Charles Stross for the past year now.
  746. 12[15-01-2012 | 23:26:47] <Arkeus> Fcuk you?
  747. [15-01-2012 | 23:27:06] <Captain-Lightning> FCUK YOU ALL
  748. [15-01-2012 | 23:27:08] <Captain-Lightning> ?gfh
  749. [15-01-2012 | 23:27:08] <Classhole> http://tgchan.org/kusaba/quest/res/360354+50.html
  750. 02[15-01-2012 | 23:40:45] * sunnyside (~cream@Rizon-964C3996.rcmdva.fios.verizon.net) Quit (Ping timeout: 240 seconds)
  751. 12[15-01-2012 | 23:44:42] <Arkeus> made a small post
  752. [15-01-2012 | 23:45:10] <ManOfTroy> yay
  753. 12[15-01-2012 | 23:45:30] <Arkeus> Also, Guile had bad roll :-(
  754. 12[15-01-2012 | 23:45:35] <Arkeus> Bad Guile!
  755. [15-01-2012 | 23:50:46] <EvilP|2> i think the average of the rolls is like 51
  756. [15-01-2012 | 23:51:11] <EvilP|2> but i guess they're for encounters or the like
  757. 12[15-01-2012 | 23:52:09] <Arkeus> Whch is why Guile should have rolled a 100
  758. 12[15-01-2012 | 23:52:11] <Arkeus> bad guile
  759. 03[15-01-2012 | 23:52:23] * PriceisMagic (cgiirc@Rizon-F6B29E99.lns4.pie.bigpond.net.au) has joined #Golemquest
  760. [15-01-2012 | 23:55:15] <guile> no way. if I rolled 100, then we never would have gotten to meet the orangutans
  761. [15-01-2012 | 23:55:22] <guile> and the giant turtles. and the death bees
  762. [15-01-2012 | 23:55:49] <WaryObserver> I wonder what we'd have gotten if everyone rolled above 90.
  763. 12[15-01-2012 | 23:56:19] <Arkeus> guile: not true
  764. 12[15-01-2012 | 23:56:27] <Arkeus> having a average rolls give us less encounters
  765. 12[15-01-2012 | 23:56:44] <Arkeus> you giving us a 100 would have made us meet a couple of dragons
  766. 12[15-01-2012 | 23:56:48] <Arkeus> or such fun people
  767. 02[15-01-2012 | 23:56:54] * EvilP|2 (~kvirc@3F031A86.8B42092B.48D25A5C.IP) Quit (Ping timeout: 240 seconds)
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