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(FR) Day Jealousy in Equestria - Part 1

Aug 30th, 2013
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  1. better prose version: http://www.fimfiction.net/story/321821/1/jealousy/day-1
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  5. >Wake up to another boring day in marshmallow world.
  6. >Another day of having to deal with Yellowshy.
  7. >You are tired of her constant attempts to guess your fetish.
  8. >It was funny and cute for the first month or so.
  9. >Until she started asking about weird fetishes.
  10. >The constant guesses every morning have began to affect your health.
  11. >'Might as well get it over with.'
  12. >Perform your normal morning Triple S.
  13. >Head downstairs for your routine breakfast.
  14. >AppleOats may be boring, but it's one of the few things that remind you of home.
  15. >Of course, right as you set the box on the table-
  16. >*Knock, Knock*
  17. *Sigh*
  18. >You take two pony-strength aspirin to deal with your sudden headache.
  19. >Opening the door you see the familiar yellow pegasus standing on your doormat.
  20. "Okay Fluttershy, what is it today?"
  21. >"Well, um, nothing. I actually wanted to come to say I'm sorry."
  22. "Just like last time when you tried to see if false hope was my fetish?"
  23. >"Um, no."
  24. "Really. I don't believe you."
  25. >"Well, um, I just realized that what I have been doing may have been wrong, and I decided to say I'm sorry and see if we can just be friends."
  26. "Really?"
  27. >"Really."
  28. "No tricks?"
  29. >"No tricks anon. I'm sorry."
  30. "I still don't believe you."
  31. >She sighs and looks down.
  32. >"Well, I'm sorry to hear that Anon, but I understand that I crossed a line by being blinded by love. I'll just have to live with the consequences."
  33. >She hangs her head low and walks away from your house.
  34. >'This wasn't like last time. Maybe she was being sincere.'
  35. "Fluttershy!"
  36. >She turns to face you.
  37. >Her eyes focus on you questioningly and hopeful.
  38. "If your being serious, then just give me some time."
  39. >She smiles understandingly, and continues to trot away.
  40. >'I can't believe this. This is great! No more fetish guesses!'
  41. >Down your cereal and skip off to work at Sweet Apple Acres.
  42. >Picking apples with Applejack is hard, but the pay is good and it keeps you in shape.
  43. >Around lunch you and Applejack stop to take a break.
  44. >"Jeez, Sugarcube. Ah figured y'all wouldn't be in today. Figurin Fluttershy was gonna break up with ya this mornin."
  45. "We were never a couple Applejack. I've told you this a million times."
  46. >"Aww, now that's the heartbreak talkin. Why don't ya take the afternoon off. I can handle things down here fer today."
  47. >'A day off would be nice.'
  48. "Well, thanks! I really appreciate it. See ya tomorrow!"
  49. >'First Fluttershy, now the afternoon off! Today couldn't possibly get better!'
  50. >Heading back towards Ponyville, you can't help but wonder what brought on Fluttershy's actions.
  51. >Not that it matters.
  52. >Maybe you two would be able to hang out now like normal friends.
  53. >The only thing you had against her were the constant fetish guesses.
  54. >She wasn't really that bad of a pony.
  55. >In fact, she was kinda cute.
  56. >'Maybe I should celebrate! Sugarcube Corner should have some fresh muffins right about now."
  57. >Once you get to the shop, you enter with the confidence of 10 Royal Guardsmen.
  58. "I'll take the freshest thing out of the oven Pinkie!"
  59. >"Oh hi, Nonny! We just had a chocolate cake come out. Lemme grab it."
  60. >She bounces into the kitchen, and brings out a Chocolate Cake that would make Celestia's mouth water.
  61. >"Here we go Nonny!"
  62. "Alrighty Pinkie, what's the damage?"
  63. >"Weeeelll."
  64. >Her cheerful demeanor fades from her face to one of compassion and sympathy.
  65. >"I heard about you and Fluttershy this morning... I feel terrible for you Nonny."
  66. >'Not Pinkie too.'
  67. "No Pinkie, I think this is for the best. I was getting really tired of Fluttershy and her constant attempts to figure out my fetish."
  68. >She stares at you blank-eyed
  69. >"Oookkay Anon, whatever you need to tell yourself. Just know that I'm here if you need somepony to make you smile, okay?"
  70. "Sure Pinkie, I appreciate it."
  71. >"The cake is on me today. Go ahead and run home."
  72. >You pick up your cake with a wide smile.
  73. "Well I don't have to go anywhere for a while, if you want company."
  74. >"I don't think that's..."
  75. >The entrance bell jingles.
  76. >"Oh I'm just so happy you decided to let me show you around town Mous."
  77. >'Fluttershy?'
  78. >You turn to see Fluttershy with someone you have never seen before.
  79. >Wait. Someone.
  80. >The sound of a breaking plate rings through the bakery.
  81. >The blue floor gets a new chocolate coating, as you stare at the only other human you have seen in months.
  82. >He was tall, just barely taller than you, with brown neat hair wearing a t-shirt and jeans.
  83. >He gave you a wide smug smile.
  84. >FS:"Oh, um, hi Anon. This is Mous. Mous, this is the only other human in Equestria and my ex, Anon."
  85. "We aren't ex's. We weren't even a thing."
  86. >Pinkie winces, and Mous continues to stare.
  87. >Fluttershy frowns and grabs Mous's hand, and he holds it tight.
  88. >Your stomach clenches, and the room is beginning to feel hotter.
  89. >M:"Well, I'm sure we will be great friends then Anon. I'll be sure to hit you up after Fluttershy shows me around town.
  90. >Suprise and anger fills up inside you. You spit out in your most sarcastic tone.
  91. "I can't wait."
  92. >You storm out of Sugarcube corner, walking through the chocolate mess that trails behind you.
  93. >All the pieces were now in place.
  94. >She didn't want to be your friend, you were replaced.
  95. >Not that it matters or anything.
  96. >Stewing in your thoughts, you get home in no time.
  97. >You kick your door open and sit on your couch, trying to absorb the new information.
  98. "Why am I so mad. I wanted Fluttershy gone so much, and now she's gone."
  99. >You stand up and begin to pace your living room.
  100. "There is even a new human in Equestria. Maybe being here won't be so miserable all the time."
  101. >Your words leave a flavor of bile in your mouth.
  102. >Those words couldn't be believable if you tried.
  103. >In a short time, you realize you sit in a dark room and turn on some lights.
  104. >Without lunch or dinner, and a workout this morning, you should be ravenous, but the last thing you want is food.
  105. >*Knock, Knock*
  106. >You open the door, and you stare directly at a human pant-crotch.
  107. >"A little higher Anon."
  108. >Looking at eye level, Mous gives you a shit-eating grin.
  109. "Hey. Uh. Wanna come in?"
  110. >"Yeah sure."
  111. >You step aside to let the newcomer in.
  112. >"Weird place huh. Equestria. I never imagined I'd ever find a place like this.
  113. "Yeah, I know what you mean."
  114. >Those first few days were brutal when you first arrived.
  115. >"Everyone is really nice here though, especially that Fluttershy one. I'm sorry that things didn't work out between you two."
  116. >'Cheeky Asshole.'
  117. "Let's not talk about that."
  118. >"Sure. Lemme get to the point then. I came by to see if you wanted a roommate. The mayor thought you might be interested."
  119. >Your chest becomes tight and it's harder not to curse at him.
  120. "Sorry, I've always been the alone type. Find your own place."
  121. >A shit-eating grin grows on his face.
  122. >"She said you might say that."
  123. "The mayor?"
  124. >"Nope, which is why I'm staying at Fluttershy's place tonight."
  125. "I see. Well, I'd hate to make you late. Why don't I show you the way out, Mous."
  126. >You probably put too much emphasis on the last word.
  127. >"I getcha, I getcha. Well then."
  128. >He leaves the house, but stops halfway out the door, and puts on a devilish voice.
  129. >"Wish me luck Anon."
  130. >He slams the door on the way out.
  131. "Douchebag."
  132. >You lay down on your couch, fuming at everything that has happened today.
  133. >Wasn't this what you always wanted?
  134. >To get Fluttershy off your back?
  135. >Shouldn't you be happy for her that she found someone interested in her as well?
  136. >Too tired to think, you fall asleep.
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  140. Authors note: This was also posted here ->http://pastebin.com/0CP99ig0
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