dimension hop 1

>Today's the day.
>You prepare your dimensional safety gear.
>The dimensional hopper boots, purge canister to make sure no diseases affect you or come from you, and a portable laptop.
>To connect to the infamous Ponynet, of course.
>The idea was to visit Lyra Heartstrings, whom you had met online a multitude of times.
>A certain site had linked your worlds for a time.
>So off you went, into the wild aether of the multiverses of Equestria
>The first jump and you find yourself landed in Equestria!
"Yyyyyes!"
>"Hello?"
>You turn to face the voice. Pinkie Pie.
>"Wow, another human!"
>Dangit.
>The Lyra you talked to said there weren't humans in their world.
"Sorry, gotta go."
>You jump again.
>You land in the same place you left.
>Just in another world.
>Pinkie Pie is not there this time, but the CMC.
"Uhh, don't suppose you know what the ponynet is, do you?"
>"Ah course we do!"
>"We only use it ALL the time!"
>"Yeah! Well, when there's an ACCident."
>Daww, the little voice crack and everything.
>The three eagerly lead you through town and to their clubhouse.
>"See, this here's the 'net!"
>It is a literal safety net. The size that can catch multiple ponies.
>You sigh.
"Sorry, wrong one. Thanks girls."
>You jump.
>You land in the CMC clubhouse.
>You see plans and papers lying about, some of them...no, most of them with two ponies' heads with a line drawn between them.
"Shipping..."
>You peer over the papers and find many of the heads are a single human's head.
>Lines between him and Thunderlane, NMM, Celestia, Pinkie Pie and...Bubble Berry?
"This is..."
>You look for a name.
>>Leucine the Matchmaker's Finest
>Huh.
>Wrong world.
>You jump
>You land on the ground.
>That's weird.
>You find that where the clubhouse should be is instead an ash stain on the grass.
>The entire field of apple trees is also gone.
>In the distance you see a gigantic Discord and a demon stomping on buildings.
>>"CRUSH KILL DESTROY SWAG."
>Ohfuckohfuck!
>You dash as fast as you can from this robodash, dodging laser fire all the way.
>You abscond in the nick of time with a jump.
>You land in the world and get evicted from a tree.
"Ow."
>Looking about you see Applejack...running straight for you.
"Nononono please wait!"
>She seems shocked and slows to a trot.
>"Que?"
>Spanish dub.
>You jump.
>Several jumps later you manage to find an Equestria that isn't the adventures of Applerape and Flutterkink.
>You're just going to drown those memories away.
>You give yourself a healthy spray down with the canister and continue on your way through P0nyville.
>Twilight Sparkle meets you first.
>You remember seeing her on the point where internet met p0nynet.
"Excuse me, miss Sparkle, do you have the p0nynet?"
>She seems stunned, but answers.
>"Yes...but we call it the internet."
>She shifts her glasses nervously.
>"Are you a cosplayer or something?"
"No, I'm just trying to find the right Equestria, I think I took a wrong turn at Albequerke."
>"Hah, you sound almost just like Anon...mmmmm...my Anon..."
>Bedroom eyes.
>You jump the hell away.
>Hopefully this Equestria isn't wacky.
>You have developed a serious fear of dem bedroom eyes.
>Looking around you find all the doors and windows shut and boarded up.
>Well this doesn't bode well.
>You pull out your laptop and try to connect with the internet.
>No signal.
>A moan comes from a back alley.
>Being a naturally good person, you go to see if you can help them out.
>Their eyes are milky white and they are missing limbs.
>Nopenopenopenopenope.
>Jump and spray.
>You land in another world and find that, oddly enough, you are in the same place where Pinkie met you the first time.
>"Ah, you're back!"
>That isn't Pinkie...it's Rainbow Dash!
>She is visibly crying and smiling.
>She rushes to you in a hug.
>"I thought you said you'd be right out after us! Please...don't leave me again..."
"I'm sorry...but this is my first time here."
>"What? No, nonono...come on man, you're my homo! We...we've been through a lot! Come on, you should see Twilight, she's been recovering and would love to see you."
"Listen, I'm not your Anonymous, alright?"
>Her face and wings droop.
"I don't know what I can say to make it right, but just believe in him, alright? He'll be back."
>You jump, leaving shermanon's world behind.
>You land, and wipe a tear from your eye.
>That anon deserves to get back. maybe once you knew what you were doing you could hop into Tartarus and free him.
>You look for any obvious signs of p0nynet. Laptop says no.
>With a sigh you go to Sugarcube corner.
>In one of your Applerape adventures you got a handful of bits. Best to spend em on some food.
>You walk in and Pinkie Pie takes your order without batting an eyelash, coming back with a few maple donuts within seconds.
>You resign yourself to eating the treats fast and finding Lyra's house. then you can just jump over and over until you get it right.
>A huge crash comes from outside, and as you look out there, you see a giant of a man in armor.
>...no, like the EMPRAH huge.
>Actually...it is the emprah!
>Oh shit, oh fuck, he's gonna destroy this world!
>You jump just as the explosion hits.
>You land back in your house, smoking from the fire and explosion.
>With a cough, you spray yourself down, just in case the warp is bad mojo.
>Your jumper boots were not spared.
>But your maple donuts were!
>You sigh, plugging your laptop back in, and rejoin the chat, taking a bite of the donut.
>Maybe another day.