Axel Jones

>Today is the first week of November.
>The chill of winter is upon us.
>Only a month left until the school suspends classes for the winter holidays.
>And where there is snow, there will be pranks.
>And pranks
*axe spinning effect.mp3*
>Are against school laws.

>My name is Axel Jones.
>And I will uphold the law, and bring down the axe of justice to whoever breaks the law.

9:00 AM
School Halls
>The halls are silent. It's like visiting a church. A den for knowledge.
>But you know deep down, someone's cutting classes, and you're here to make sure that they get [spoiler]cut[/spoiler] as well.
*footsteps*

>Hearing sneaker footsteps at hall B. No one's scheduled to walk those halls at this minute.

"HALT, STUDENT! I MUST AXE YOU A QUESTION!"
>You throw your axe right at him.
>"HOLY JEEZ!" he screamed.
>The axe pins his shirt at the wall.
>Lawbreakers are a cowardly lot.
"STUDENT, WHAT ARE YOU DOING AT THIS MINUTE?"
>"I-IT'S not what you think! Principal C-Celestia gave m-me an errand."
"Nice try, but Principal's Celestia's down at the cafeteria now eating a burrito. It's her fifth bite at this second."
>The law breaker flinches.
>"B-but that's where sh-"
"NO EXCUSES, STUDENT. THE LAW SHALL BE UPHOLDED!"
>You take the axe away from the wall and cuffed him.
>"W-WAIT A MINUTE! Hall Monitors get handcuffs?"
"Get handcuffs? Please. WE MAKE THEM! NOW GET ON YOUR KNEES."
>Just then another class cutter runs through hall C.
"WAIT, STUDENT. YOU'RE UNDER DETENTION FOR SUSPICION!" you yell.
>Chasing a blue haired student running towards the bathroom.
>He's too far away from you. Got to take a shortcut.
>You grab your axe and broke the window near you and got out of the school.
>You then slide down past the waterhose, over the fence, wrestled a lion and jumped from a trampoline.

Meanwhile at the bathroom
>"Phew. Made it. Now I can take a quick sh-"
*WINDOW CRASHING SOUNDS . WAV*
>"WHAT THE-"
"HALT, STUDENT. YOU HAVE VIOLATED THE LAW."
>"DUDE, I'M TAKING A SHIT HERE!"
"THE LAW WAITS FOR NO ONE."
>"I HAVE A HALL PASS!"
>The blue haired student quickly takes a hall pass from his pockets.
"Hmm. Everything seems to be in order. WAIT A MINUTE!"
>You notice a fallacy in this pass.
>One pixel has an extra in dabbed in it.

"Nice try, scum. Plagiarizing a hallpass gives you three days in the detention cubes!"
>"DUDE, I SWEAR IT'S LEGIT!"
"THE LAW WAITS FOR NO MAN!"
>You drag the man on the floor. His pants left at the stall.
>His feces make a trail from his ass, but you took no notice.
>The man must suffer for his crimes.

Principal Celestia's Office.
>You kick down Celestia's door, much to the principals surprise.
>>"WHOA! WHAT IS THE MEANING OF THIS?"
"Ms. Celestia, I'm here to report on two law breakers!
>>"Brad! Where are your pants?"
>"I'll leave him here while I get the other one. Hopefully he hasn't escaped my cuffs yet."
>>"W-Wait a minute."
>You leave her, dumbfounded.
>I was simply doing my job
>Cutting down on criminal scums.

Alas, the day ends.
>As the sun sets on, you stand on the rooftops with your axe.
>You have upholded the law, and now the lawbringer must rest.
>For today, you have done your job.
>Your name is Axel Jones.
>And this is your everyday story.