PnP Group 3 Episode?

* Rose_Bud shakes her head to try and clear her mind, falling from the tree had made stars and little birdies go swirling all around!



* Jackhammer crouches down slightly, a tigress ready to spring the moment her opponents come near.



<co-GMimezinga> a mechanical voice comes from light seeker's helmet "warning. two hostyles detected; threrat level: lethal. tactical analysis counselor activated... elaborating... suggested tactic is: run in circles and pray for your life"



<GM_Chor> One of the giant scaly bird swoops down, seemingly aiming for Rose_Bud as it oustretches its fearsome talons....



* Light_Seeker fires three shots at the Bird thing trying to hurt Rose_Bud



* Cataclysm adjusts her helmet slightly and waves a hoof into the jungle further, "We'd better keep going, and fast! Maybe those things will give up chasing us if we get far enough away."



<GM_Chor> Light_Seeker's gun produces an unruly amount of noise that reverberates around, but the jay seems too focused on his path to care, not to mention is seems it barely felt the only shot that landed in his scaly belly as he dives down..



* Jackhammer sees the monstrous creature bearing down on the two foals and shrugging off a direct hit from the powerful .45 semi-auto. "NO!" she shouts in rage and fear for them, galloping several steps then leaping into the air, sailing over the foals, and smashing the beast to the ground beyond them. "You do not! Hurt! My! Friends! Do you understand me?"



<co-GMimezinga> for a single moment, while tackling the bird, jacie has the vision of a wonderful garden, full of flowers and a sky dotted with stars; there are pretty animals everywhere but they are all running from her and this is really, really frustrating



<GM_Chor> The bird lands ungracefully in front of the two foals as its flight is brough to a heavy, unexpected stop. It trashes around, screeching and turning, fighting back with beak and claw its new, entangled oppressor.



* Jackhammer underscores her shouted reprimand with a powerful headbutt to the monster, but as she's drawing her head back, she catches a beak to her face that makes her eyes go all (6.9).



* Jackhammer calls out, "Somepony mind shooting this thing while I have it pinned?"



* Desert_Lightning swings around, bringing up Epic Fail Desert_Lightning fires twice before accelerating skyward to get a better angle of attack.



* Desert_Lightning is aiming for the one in the sky.



<co-GMimezinga> for a moment, everything in the view range of Desert_Lightning blinks red, while a large, red writing appears ringht in front of him and a voice announces loud so that everyone can hear it EPIC! FAIL!



<co-GMimezinga>  a loud metallic noise comes from the rifle, as if something got stuck, then the muzzle of the weapon starts vibrating and the grip gets hootter; finally, the gun fires a single shot with a booming sound



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<GM_Chor> The shot pierces easily through the bird's scales and leaves a nice big hole in its side, almost impossibly big from the gun it started from! The beast staggers at the recoil, and screeches in pain.



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* Jackhammer feels her jaw drop open, plainly impressed despite not having much use for guns. "Whoa..."



* Desert_Lightning is kicked back so violently by the recoil that he loses the ability to fly momentarily. Arching back leaving a great trail of smoke behind him he slams down through the trees and into the not so soft ground.



* Desert_Lightning groans in pain after the impact.



* Calibrete sees an opening on the bird pinned by Jackie, and takes the opportunity to try out her new weapon. She squeezes out 6 shots at the bird, while screaming a ferocious battle cry.



* Jackhammer also screams a bit as one of the rounds goes stray, right into her rump. "Hey, check your fire!"



* Cataclysm flattened her ears under the helmet, "Sweetheart, sitting on the enemy does not facilitate disposal via high explosives!" For the moment she was just holding back patiently. She wasn't going to fire a rocket with the mare of her dreams in explosives range! Not when she was actually aware of what was going on, anyway.



* Cataclysm flattened her ears under the helmet, "Sweetheart, sitting on the enemy does not facilitate disposal via high explosives!" For the moment she was just holding back patiently. She wasn't going to fire a rocket with the mare of her dreams in explosives range! Instead hefting her missile launcher towards the sky. Aiming up and up and up through those cursed leaves and branches.



* Cataclysm Gotta find a clear shot. A long moment of silence before, dramatically, more silence! The trouble with having a magically silent rocket launcher is you just don't get that punctual 'fwhooosh' of it firing. The detonation at the end is still just as satisfying as ever, though.



* Rose_Bud was surprised when an angry bird-thing came screeching out of the sky to claw off her face... and was even more surpirsed when it was intercepted by the Pouncing Tiger! She draws her father's revolver to help Jackie with the brawling fowl.



<GM_Chor> Cat's experience pays off as she intercepts the flying bird of prey with a clear hit! The explosion blasts off chunks of his underbelly, which is now either charred or has some of its innards horribly exposed. It can barely manage a pained chirp as it rears its beak and flies for dear life! Those preys are surely not to be messed with anymore.



* Rose_Bud fires three rapid shots, one missing completely, one taking a chunk out of the bird, and the last striking Jackhammer squarely in the flank!



* Jackhammer yowls like a tiger shot in the butt because...ah...yeah...



* Rose_Bud 's gun drops to the ground as her mouth hangs open in horror. She had shot Jackie! That wasn't right!



* Light_Seeker fires four shots at the bird jackie has pinned down



<GM_Chor> Light_Seeker is apparently too scared from the massive bird fighting in front of her, and fires wildly, one shot hitting Jackhammer... again!



* Jackhammer yelps! then growls, "Seriously people, do I have a bullseye on my butt or something?" Timing her move with the creature's thrashing, she shifts her weight so that her back legs pin its right wing and leg, and her left fore leg and chest press down on the bird-bom's chest. That frees her right hoof which rears back for a pounding...



<GM_Chor> Jackhammer is focusing all her anger on these hits, slashing as he vents for the frustration that the animals won't come near, why won't they accept her? What animals is she even referring to? It doesn't matter much, since a new force wells up in her, and words come out spontaneously in a yell: "You're... going to LOVE ME!" as she slashes wildly the beast. ..



<GM_Chor> The swing inflicts massive damage, as it tears off half the bird's face and beak. Still, it is still moving around, more in panic than anything else at this point, trying desperatedly to free itself from the lock and flee.



* Cataclysm called out to Jackie, "Sweetie, I do love you. And I know you love adorable animals and fillies, but mashing giant birds is -not- the way to get them to like you!"



* Calibrete tries to go for style points, and attempts to take out both of the remaining birds in one go! She aims at the bird in retreat, putting a .308 from her sniper rifle in it's rear. She then whirls around, and shoots her new rifle at the bird that's still pinned by Jackie, sending 3 rounds flying at it



<GM_Chor> In a practiced swing, Calibrete manages to successfully hit her targets, both of which screech disapprovingly and distortingly as they're perforated by the hot lead. The grounded one is just fighting for dear life, and the airborne one loses altitude for a bit before redoubling its efforts in staying in the air.



* Desert_Lightning picks himself back up and looks around confusedly. "What happened?" Shaking his head he trots back to where the rest are, not trusting his sense of balence well enough to fly.



* Rose_Bud rushes forward and hugs Jackhammer. "I'm so, so sorry!" Which does little to help. Her tail, on the other hoof, pulls out the Enforcer and injects the bird with lead.



<GM_Chor> The bird rattles and groans as the last shot pierce its face and blow the sane, non-mangled eye to bits. Almost immediately, the thrashing slows down and stops, the mass flopping to the ground.



* Calibrete , still not done with the fighting, aims at the bird in retreat once more in an attempt to finish it off.



<GM_Chor> Again Cal's rifle strikes true as she hits the monstrous jay in the left wing! The bird looks like it cannot take much more than that, and comes crashing down in the distance.



* Desert_Lightning trots into the clearing, his eyes taking in the carnage. "Well damn, this wasn't so great."



<co-GMimezinga> "have you ever been great, whimp? a great idiot, maybe" the usual writings appear in desert's view



* Calibrete , content with her shot, starts a low chuckle. Her combat high still not completely worn off yet, she pants "I... fucking... love... this gun!"



* Cataclysm bucks her missile launcher back to its rest position, rushing forwards towards the badly perforated tiger-striped mare, "Jackie? Are you okay?" In a moment she'd dug a healing potion from her bag and was offering it, even before getting an answer.



* Rose_Bud has begun to cry. "I'm so sorry Miss Tiger! It was so big, but it was thrashing around and... I didn't mean to hurt you."



<Light_Seeker> "I'm sorry to miss jackie i was trying to hit it but it was moving to fast."



<GM_Chor> The scenes has finally settled, and two of the three birds are laying on the combat scene, one mostly mangled, the other blown partly to bits and charred. The ponies' stomach gruble almost in unison.... comabt sure is demanding, and they hadn't much to eat in the last weeks.



* Calibrete sniffs some of the foliage growing around. "Does anyone know if this stuff is safe to eat?"



* Jackhammer slumps atop the carcass of the bird, trembling in pain and gradually dwindling rage, Rose_Bud's hug helping her calm down. "I...it's okay...I'll be okay, Buddy, Seeker. Thanks, Cat," she sighs and slumps down with the potion bottle between her hooves. Uncorking it, she quickly downs the contents then sighs again with relief this time. She carefully saves the bottle though



* Jackhammer and looks around the clearing.



* Desert_Lightning get's Epic Fail out and begins reloading it, shocked when a 40-45 Govt case hits him square in the face. "Odd, but not suprising at this point." After reloading he downs a healing potion and realise that yes, he is near run out and starts looking for ingrediants to make some more.



<co-GMimezinga> noe that the group has time to look around, the clearing is fileld with pink flowers... they look like orchideas, but with long stems and little heart shapet pink leaves next to the flower



* Cataclysm miles to Jackie and gently nuzzles her cheek, blushing a bit as her stomach rumbles, "Maybe we should take a look at these things, decide if we can eat them or not... Starving sounds like a terrible plan after traveling this far."



* Calibrete sniffs the strange flowers. "Anyone have the slightest idea on what these things are?"



* Rose_Bud sniffs at the pretty flowers. These were clearly Heart's Desire, everypony should know that. She couldn't remember much about them but they were safe to eat! And she was hungry...



* Rose_Bud munches on the nearest flower.



* Calibrete pokes Rose_Bud with a hoof. "You know what these are, kid?"



* Cataclysm shakes her head, staring at the flowers, "Don't look at me. If it were rocks, or things which break rocks, I could help you. Never been much for botany, myself."



* Calibrete witnesses the small foal eating the flower, then proceeds to do the same. If they were safe for a foal, they should be safe for a grown stallion!



* Desert_Lightning begins searching around for some things to make healing potions, or just salves even.



* Rose_Bud looks up at Calibrete, mid-chew. "Hearhms Desirhs," she says with her mouth full.



* Calibrete nods while continuing to munch. After a few swallows, she asks the small foal, "Hearts Desire? Why in the world would they be called that?"



* Light_Seeker looks at Rose_Bud "Is it good and safe to eat?"



* Cataclysm just sortof peers at the flowers, she was awful hungry, but she wasn't sure she trusted just random flowers growing in the middle of nowhere. "You sure those are safe to eat? I mean.. They're just growing here. Nopony around to take care of them or anything. And nothing else seems to be eating them..."



<GM_Chor> Desert_Lightning sweeps the forest looking for plants, searching in the opposite direction from Jackhammer, she's sure she had spotted a good place for that back when she was scouting the area...



* Rose_Bud "Well they taste pretty good."



<GM_Chor> in fact, she manages to catch a particularly good one, where she can gather a good quantity of some plants that resemble quite closely those she knew were edible, plus even some special ones with healing properties! *SPLAT* Buwha? Who was throwing... rotten fruit at her?



* Calibrete nods in agreement, her mouth full of flowers while she tries to scoop some up for later.



* Rose_Bud holds one out for Light_Seeker. "Here, try one."



* Light_Seeker takes the one from Rose_Bud and eats it  "Thanks."



* Desert_Lightning looks around for the source, quite a bit peeved that he/she was being hit by the fruit.



* Rose_Bud suddenly finds her flank feeling very itchy.



<GM_Chor> Jackhammer is exploring a different part of the forest, and notices it tends to change quite rapidly in form from one place to another, from tropical plants to more decidous ones to.... was that a small manticore that jsut skidded by teh undergrowth? Must be a trick of the eyes.Regardless, she also finds some healing herbs, and one small patch of clear water.



* Rose_Bud "Oww oww ow! I need some water!" She looks around frantically, the itching had become a burning!



<GM_Chor> As Desert_Lightning looks around, she is hit squarely in the face by another of those fruits! She looks around, only to notice... a /plant/ is throwing the third at her? It looks like a elongated shrub, with those orange sickly looking fruits that stand off long branches, ready to be swung around it seems.



<Light_Seeker> "Rose i feel all weird inside."



* Rose_Bud rubs herself against a tree, trying to placate the itching.



* Jackhammer calls out as she trots into the woods, "Yeah, you really shouldn't eat those flowers, kids. Hearts desire is for potions, not eating. Besides, I think this is a mutant strain or something." A bit further in, she can be heard by any that remain behind, "Ahah! Green herbs! And some water! Score!"



* Cataclysm blinks in confusion, "Oh boy. This can't be good." shaking her head, "Jackie! We need water and some idea what this stuff does to you when you eat it!"



* Desert_Lightning unable to find the culprit, scoops up as many of the herbs as he can carry and places them in his saddle bag. He does this untill either it is filled or the herbs are gone.



* Calibrete looks at the foals. "I have no idea what you guys are talking about. I feel fi-" Suddenly, she feels a burning in her nethers. Yes, *that* kind of burning. She begins to moan out in excruciating ecstasy: grinding on whatever she can.



<co-GMimezinga> as buddy is rubbing agaisn the tree, something happens on her flanks! are those...CUTIE MARKS!? yay! buddy got a cutiemark!



<Light_Seeker> "Rose i'll rub it for you"



<co-GMimezinga> the ponies on rose's left can shee she has a map and compass cutiemark; the ponies on her right can totally see she got a teddy bear cutriemark



* Calibrete sees stallions. Stallions everywhere!



* Cataclysm blinks in confusion, backing away slowly from the odd acting friends, "Jackie... Desert... Somepony who didn't eat these flowers? We could really, really use some help here!'



* Rose_Bud all but melts onto the ground, her face a mask of satisfaction. The itching had gone, yay!



* Desert_Lightning actually was blind, he/she had looked right at the culptrit but had failed completely to recognize it. "A plant? Really?" Moving towards it he/she reaches for the trunk and tries to saw through it with his/her knife.



* Calibrete is frantically panting, her eyes wild and tongue lolling out of her mouth. Why did there only have to be mares? WHERE WAS THE MEAT!?!



* Rose_Bud "Don't worry Light, its gone away now."



<co-GMimezinga> from seeker's suit arrives again the automated voice "warning! abnormal parameters! the subject commenced mating season... checking parameters... no errors deteted..."



<GM_Chor> The plant Desert_Lightning fights back and swings wildly, hitting her with her branches... which do nary a scratch really, but the thorns sure stung! The adersary is felled beflore long, though.



<GM_Chor> the plant Desert_Lightning is atttacking fights back*



* Rose_Bud spots the gun she dropped earlier. In thick undergrowth, a fair distance away. Which would have been an amazing feat if she had thought about it at all.



* Cataclysm facehoofs, taking a moment to rush forwards and grab Rose_Bud by the scruff of her neck to quickly pull back away from Light and Cal, gently setting the foal down a moment later, "Are you feeling alright? I don't think those flowers were good..." peering side long at the other two, "Uh. Don't suppose you know how to -cure- whatever these things are..?"



* Desert_Lightning looks at the plant, examining the plant hoping to figure out what the Bucking hell it is.



* Desert_Lightning doesn't know about it but grabs some fruit for experimentation later. Then he goes back to collecting herbs and stuff



<Light_Seeker> "Rose You look really good."



<GM_Chor> Desert_Lightning has seen or heard nothing quite like this plant, and the fruits sure don't smell that edible either...



* Cataclysm puts a hoof firmly between Light and Rose, "No, Light. Not like this. Not till we get you fixed of whatever that plant did to you." Frowning heavily at the prospect of what might happen, given the way Cal was acting. This was... Really bad. And Jackie and Desert had both abandoned her to deal with it! She didn't know anything about crazy plants! She barely knew anything



* Cataclysm about canned food!



* Rose_Bud is confused by the sudden relocation. "Those flowers are OK. They taste nice and the itchy-ness goes away quite quickly."



* Calibrete is practically vibrating, and one of her salvaged  guns seems to be missing as well...



* Rose_Bud peers around Cataclysm at Light_Seeker, who seems to be looking at her like she were a full box of Suger Apple Bombs. "Err... Light, are you OK?"



<Light_Seeker> "But Cat She looks really great right now"



* Rose_Bud 's tail grabs her by the chin and shows her her own flank. "I GOT MY CUTIEMARK! I GOT MY CUTIEMARK!!!"



* Cataclysm shakes hre head, "Try to control yourself, Light. It'll be okay. We'll find a way to fix this, I promise!" she bites her lower lip at that promise, great more things she'll fail to live up to, "But not like this, not while you're still affected by those flowers." Not a question, that's for sure.



* Desert_Lightning satisfied with his haul heads back to others, oblivious of what was happening there.



<GM_Chor> As Jackhammer leaves the scene, she notices it is somehow less pink... looking back, the area was actually uniformly pinker, if just slightly, and also the plants she collected were somehow pinker than usual. While odd, this looks like one of the lesser oddities of this whole forest.



* Calibrete begins moaning, "WHAAAAAT IS WROOOOONG WITH MMMEEEE?!?!"



* Rose_Bud darts away from Cataclysm and runs, full pelt, around the clearing. "I GOT MY CUTIEMARK! I GOT MY CUTIEMARK!" she yells, leaping over Light_Seeker.



* Cataclysm blinks a little as Rose rushes off, raising a forehoof to her face, "Augh. Not now... Why does everything go wrong all at once!?" She points a hoof accusingly at Cal, "You're in heat, that's what! Augh. This is so not good. Aphrodisiac flowers. At least they weren't poisonous or something."



* Calibrete yells, "I NEED SOMETHING INSIDE ME! HEEEELP!"



* Desert_Lightning renters the clearing. Not seeing Rose_Bud he looks questionably at Cataclysm, then with concern at Calibrete's statement.



* Cataclysm groans and shakes her head, raising a hoof to her face again, "Just... Just... I don't know... Find something! It's not like I pack that kind of thing in my bags every day or anything." turning towards DL as she returns, "Please, please, please, PLEASE tell me you know what Heart's Desire is and how to fix it? Please!?"



* Calibrete snaps her head at the arrival of Desert_Lightning. Without thinking, she begins to charge at her, lust filling Calibrete's eyes. "YOU!"



<Light_Seeker> "Cat You need to do something i can't stand this feeling."



<GM_Chor> Calibrete can also notice Desert_Lightning is quite bad smelling, like rotten... something, despite her efforts to cover that.



* Rose_Bud appears before Desert_Lightning with a puff of enthusiasm. "LooklooklookIgotmyCutieMark!"



<co-GMimezinga> yeah it's true! rose has her cutiemarks! a.... cupcake and a toy cart!



* Cataclysm waves a hoof in Light's direction, "I don't know how! I've never even heard of this stuff before! Just... Just try to remain calm and control yourself. Yeah... Th-that'll help. Honest. Help a lot!" she gives the most unconvincing grin in history, swallowing nervously, "It... It'll probably wear off, eventually. I'm sure. I mean... Something like this can't go on forever,



* Cataclysm right?"



* Desert_Lightning is shocked and backs up quickly before Calibrete can get into reach



* Rose_Bud screeches to a halt. "Wait, it changed? I'VE GOT A SUPER SPECIAL CUTIEMARK!"



* Calibrete makes a wild jump, trying to pin down Desert_Lightning.



* Desert_Lightning backs up as fast as he she can. "What do you want?!"



<GM_Chor> Light_Seeker is also exibiting somethign very similar to Rose_Bud, showing off a cloak-and-dagger cutiemark. Now, what's this irrestible urge not to get noticed? And why does it feel so /hot/ all of a sudden?



* Rose_Bud hops around, barely touching the ground.



<Light_Seeker> "Cat i feel very hot like i'm melting."



* Calibrete misses her target, landing in a pile of bushes. "GET BACK HERE, YOU!"



* Cataclysm gently reaches out a hoof towards Light, "J-just relax. Relax. It'll be okay. It'll all be okay." eartwitches not withstanding, the slight eyetwitch matching it. Come on Jackie. Get back soon... She really, really needed some help here!



* Desert_Lightning resigns himself to getting tackled eventually and just lets Calibrete catch him/her



* Jackhammer wasn't that far away - she could hear the others, but it sounded like foals just being foals at that distance, so no real worries. She loaded up with herbs and water then headed back to the clearing where... "What the hay?"



* Calibrete laughs manically and pushes Desert_Lighting over, then leans over her victim. "YOU! ARE! GOING! TO! LOVE! ME!"



<Light_Seeker> "Cat can you help me get this suit off i'm really hot."



* Rose_Bud "Look Miss Tiger! I got my Cutie Mark!" she says while bouncing.



* Desert_Lightning looks at Jackhammer as she reenters the clearing. "Help here please!"



<GM_Chor> Of course, Light_Seeker also feels a different kind of hot... something along the lines of "staying together with somepony and hugging it really tight and then snuggling and then kissing and and and...



* Jackhammer looks worriedly at the different cutie marks on Rose_Bud. "I see that. Um, but I think you're only supposed to have one. This isn't good..."



* Calibrete grabs Desert_Lighting's tail in her mouth and begins to drag her off into the dark corner of the forest, a large grin plastered across her face.



* Desert_Lightning looks pleadingly at Jackie. "HELP!"



* Rose_Bud hops over to Light_Seeker. "Do you need help Light? I bet I can help, I'm a big pony now!"



<Light_Seeker> "Yes i would love that."



* Cataclysm groans a little, dipping down to try and help Light out of the suit, she looks towards Rose, "Nuh-uh. Not leaving you two alone like this. not while Light is... Like this." she whimpers a little and casts a pleading look towards Jackie, "Will you take care of DL and Cal? And please tell me you know how to fix this!"



* Calibrete hears this notion from Cataclysm, and tries to quicken her pace. Gotta go fast!



* Desert_Lightning sitcks his/her hooves in to slow the pace, and begins flapping his/her wings as well



* Jackhammer might have been faster returning and all, but when there's no fighting to get her blood pumping with adrenaline, she's moving a bit slow because her rump hurts. Now why would that be? Oh yeah, because the currently crazed ponies are also the ones that shot her in the keister! "I swear, today you three are being real pains in the...well, you know."



<Light_Seeker> "Do you want to help me plays with Rose also Cat?"



* Cataclysm practically growls at that question, scowling at Light, "No. And you shouldn't either. Not like this. Not forced by some stupid plant!"



* Calibrete tries to gallop away as fast as she can, not giving up her plight of making those babies happen! It was a moot quest, to be honest, considering Desert_Lightning didn't have the right equipment at the moment. But hormones take precedence over logic!



* Rose_Bud climbs over Light, trying to find the zippers and clasps keeping her in the suit. "Don't worry Miss Kitty, I can help!"



<co-GMimezinga> yeah, rose can totally help! after all she has a... telescope and a pair of mustaches cutiemark?



* Desert_Lightning is dragged off despite his/her attempt. "HELP!" He/she yells one last time before disappearing



* Calibrete laughs in her victory, her captive successfully taken. "You're going to love this, believe you me!"



<Light_Seeker> "But Cat you can show me how to do all the moves just right."



* Rose_Bud leaps off of Light, since she had a sudden idea and Cat seemed to be have the whole suit-thing well in-hoof, and rushes into a nearby bush.



* Jackhammer sighs and facehoofs. "There is a cure, yeah, but I'm not quite skilled enough to make it. Patchie probably could, but she's kind of out of it for the moment. I do have an idea though...but first..." She charges to DL's rescue, attempting to bowl Cali aside.



* Cataclysm throws a hoof over her face and just wants to sob right now. Life was so, so unfair sometimes. She just couldn't have a decent day, could she? Either sick in the ocean, accidentally committing genocide or her friends become sex-crazed crazies. Ugh.



* Rose_Bud soon emerges wearing a cunning disguise. Somehow grass and plants have been woven together to create a mustache.



<Light_Seeker> "Come on Cat it would be fun to try a little."



* You are now known as Poirose_Bud



* Poirose_Bud begins investigations.



* Calibrete laughs a little, and some smacking sounds can be heard. "YES!"



<co-GMimezinga> while dragging DL, cal hears a voice, a male voice, coming from behind her "hey you, you asshole!"



<GM_Chor> It looks like Rose Bud's cutie marks have switched again to... a magnifying glass and some kind of cake, it's not something you see every day in the wastes but it sure looks aMMMMazing!



* Cataclysm groans and shakes her head, "Ugh. No. Not... Just... Augh." she just sinks to the ground and stares helplessly at the stupid pink flowers.



* Calibrete turns her head without dropping her prize. With a mouth full of hair, she barely makes out a sentence that sounds like "You wamph im?"



<co-GMimezinga> there's nopony to be seen around, but the voice continues "ah! i called you asshole and you turned! you asshole! hey asshole, tou suck!"



* Poirose_Bud holds her pair of glasses in her tail and uses it like a magnifying glass.



* Light_Seeker rubs her flank in Cat's face "Come on you know you wanna show me."



* Jackhammer uses that distraction to her benefit, charging into Cali and knocking her away from DL and pinning her. "Quick, DL, get something to tie her up! I dunno how long I can hold her!"



* Calibrete yells "Unleph you wamph im, fut uph!"



* Arcane_Scroll is now known as Arcane_Scroll[A]



* Desert_Lightning grabs something ropey from near by and tries to tie Calibrete up with it.



* co-GMimezinga "ooooh, she tries taling back! what a waste of good brain!"



* Cataclysm nrfs at that, snorting and pushing Light away, "No. I'm not going to. Not with a filly. Maybe when you're older. Maybe."



<co-GMimezinga>  "ooooh, she tries taling back! what a waste of good brain!"



<Light_Seeker> "But you know you want to try."



* Poirose_Bud gets close to the ground and follows a marching coloumn of ants.



* Calibrete stomps on the rope that Desert_Lightning had grabbed, and picks it up for herself. "Ooh! A rope! This'll do nicely!" She then proceeds to tie her up.



* Desert_Lightning backs away from the crazed pony and pulls out Epic Fail



* Calibrete screams, "Oh YES! MORE! HARDER!"



* Poirose_Bud "Zis' is a Clue."



<GM_Chor> The voice continues, "Did you walk in some horseapples just now? Because you smell tat bad! And you're quite ugly too, to match!"



* Poirose_Bud examines a Heart's Desire, closely. "And zis' is a Clue."



<GM_Chor> It looks like Epic fail is not responsible for this, although it dies not skim on its dose of "nub" and "l2look behind"



* Calibrete yells "More! Talk dirty to me!"



* Poirose_Bud takes a magnified look at Light_Seeker. "And zis' is definitely a Clue."



* Jackhammer looks up from where she's pinning Cali. "Less shooty, more ropey, please DL?" She then frowns down at Cali. "Hush you. I have a perfectly good mare that I will gladly call a dirty, dirty filly if she wants me to."



* Calibrete cheers. "Yes! Get her too! Get everyone!"



* Jackhammer is indeed ignoring the insulting voice even if it is puzzling - Cali's struggling is way more distracting than the voice.



* Poirose_Bud "Poirose zinks she knows ze culprit. It occurs to Poirose zat everypony did it."



* Desert_Lightning uses the butt of Epic Fail to knock Calibrete out.



* Calibrete laughs. "HARDER! MORE! YES!"



<GM_Chor> "Oh, yeah, you want dirty huh? It must be normal for such filthy ponies! And you're not even doing it right, there's only a stupid mess of mares in here, not even a proper orgy!"



* Desert_Lightning continues whacking him till he faints.



* Poirose_Bud 's mustache falls off.



* You are now known as Rose_Bud



* Calibrete notices that Desert_Lightning had passed out do to his barrage of hits. "Oh come on! She can't even fight back now!"



<GM_Chor> Will the bonding, or better, bondaging ponies manage to get off their high horse? Will Rose_Bud find out



<GM_Chor> Will the last living ja plan sweet, cold revenge on the unsuspecting ponies? Will they ever care about the insulting voice? Will Rose_Bud find out where the ant queen has disappeared?



<GM_Chor> All this and more in the next session of GROUP 3