Original: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ho7796-au8U
Instrumental: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ULHoJRowgF4

You saw him playing games
like you’ve never, ever seen before
Always in distress while playing MGS
From One to Three and Four
Now, now, now
I'm gonna show you (Show you, show you)
Just how bad he is (how bad he is)
Grab some popcorn, take off for a day
cause this is how you do not play

DSP
is unbelievably
unable to beat RE
DSP, terribly
even on easy
DSP
is so atrociously
godawful at MVC
DSP, OMG
he’s too dumb for me

Imma hitting buttons but the online play’s a sham
Imma hitting buttons but the online play’s a sham
Kojima World Order, there was nothing I could do
Come on, come on, come on this game is buggy through and through

Footsies, patience, blocking
Are the basics of Street Fighter Four
But when this guy’s in control of the controller
It’s KOs for the opponents galore
But this Ken's got 100 hours (Playin’ for 100 hours)
What a shut-in nerd (na-na-na-naaaaaa)
But Phil's no different, yeah, playing all day
But he gets compensation so that makes it okay

Oh, DSP
is unbelievably
unable to beat R E
DSP, terribly
even on easy
DSP it's easy,
Yes, I’m begging on my knees
Don’t just walk there aimlessly
I think he’s shitty purposely
I think he’s shitty purposely
Don’t just walk there aimlessly
stop being salty
seriously!

Shut up hater!
Thanks for the money!
Kojima World Order!
I was blocking that!

My buttons aren’t working (come on now)
My buttons aren’t working (oooh, oooh)
My buttons aren’t working, yeah

Part 50 LP, oooh oooh
DSP, LP, ah, ah
Can’t stand this LP, wow
I think he’s shitty purposely

DSP it's easy,
Yes, I’m begging on my knees
Don’t just walk there aimlessly
I think he’s shitty purposely

Kojima World Order, there was nothing I could do
Come on, come on, come on this game is buggy through and through
DSP it's easy,
Yes, I’m begging on my knees
Don’t just walk there aimlessly
I think he’s shitty purposely

Kojima World Order, there was nothing I could do
Come on, come on, come on this game is buggy through and through
DSP it's easy,
Yes, I’m begging on my knees
Don’t just walk there aimlessly
I think he’s shitty purposely

[fade out]