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>>6369965
Well shit. Here's a one hitter quitter I guess.

>Be Flim
>You and Flam successively defeated the Apple Family at the cider competition and despite their best efforts, (which included a shaved ape wearing only a red tie throwing empty barrels at your patented Super Speedy Cider Squeezy 6000) machine triumphed over pony and Sweet Apple Acres as well as it's assets, (The ape included) were yours.
>After your meeting with the Mayor of P0nyville to finalize the paperwork, you return to the farmhouse to a most disturbing sight.
>Your brother Flam was giving the shaved ape a... Moustache ride...
>The ape looks at you and using it's tie to imitate a noose mouths the words "kill me." to you with a pleading look on it's face.
>Minus the wet slurping of your brothers tongue in the creatures anus, not a sound can be heard as you slowly exit the room and trot down the stairs.
>Locking every window and door on the farm house you gather up large amounts of hay on the ground floor, then exit out locking the last door behind you.
>Taking a lantern off the front porch, you magically toss it through the window and watch as flames quickly engulf the building.
>The cries of "Bless you kind pony!" from the creature and "Goddesses help! My mustache is on fire!!!" from your brother are all you can hear besides the crackling flames.
>Now might be a good time to retire.
>Fucking Flam.