_? There's an app for that
Why can't I sleep at night? _
What's that smell? _
I got 99 problems but _ ain't one.
Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar? _
What's the next Happy Meal (r) toy? _
Anthropologists have recently discovered a primitive tribe that worships _.
It's a pity that kids these days are all getting involved with _.
During Picasso's often-overlooked Brown Period, he produced hundreds of paintings of _.
Alternative medicine is now embracing the curative powers of _.
And the Academy Award for _ goes to _.
What's that sound? _
What ended my last relationship? _
MTV's new reality TV show features eight washed-up celebrities living with _.
I drink to forget _.
I'm sorry, I couldn't complete my homework because of _.
What is Batman's guilty pleasure? _
This is the way the world ends \ This is the way the world ends \ Not with a bang but with _.
What's a girl's best friend? _
TSA guidelines now prohibit _ on airplanes.
_. That's how I want to die.
For my next trick, I will pull _ out of _.
In the new Disney Channel Original Movie, Hannah Montana struggles with _ for the first time.
_ is a slippery slope that leads to _.
What does Dick Cheney prefer? _
I wish I hadn't lost the instruction manual for _.
Instead of coal, Santa now gives the bad children _.
What's the most emo? _
In 1,000 years, when paper money is but a distant memory, _ will be our currency.
What's the next superhero/sidekick duo? _ _
In M. Night Shyamalan's new movie, Bruce Willis discovers that _ had really been _ all along
A romantic, candlelit dinner would be incomplete without _.
_. Betcha can't have just one!
White people like _.
_. High five, bro.
Next from J.K. Rowling: Harry Potter and Chamber of _.
BILLY MAYS HERE FOR _.
In a world ravaged by _, our only solace is _.
War! What is it good for? _
During sex, I like to think about _.
What are my parents hiding from me? _
What will always get you laid? _
When I'm in prison, I'll have _ smuggled in.
What did I bring back from Mexico? _
What don't you want to find in your Chinese food? _
What will I bring back in time to convince people that I am a powerful wizard? _
How am I maintaining my relationship status? _
Coming to Broadway this season, _: The Musical.
While the United States raced the Soviet Union to the moon, the Mexican government funnelled millions of pesos into research on _.
After Hurricane Katrina, Sean Penn brought _ to the people of New Orleans.
Due to a PR fiasco, Walmart no longer offers _.
In his new summer commedy, Rob Schneider is _ trapped in the body of _.
Rumour has it that Vladimir Putin's favorite dish is _ stuffed with _.
But before I kill you Mr. Bond, I must show you _.
What gives me uncontrollable gas? _
What do old people smell like? _
The class field trip was completely ruined by _.
When Pharaoh remained unmoved, Moses called down a Plague of _.
What's my secret power? _
what's there a ton of in heaven? _
What would grandma find disturbing, yet oddly charming? _
I never truly understood _ until I encountered _.
The US has begun airdropping _ to the children of Afghanistan.
What helps Obama unwind? _
What did Vin Diesel eat for dinner? _
_: good to the last drop.
Why am I sticky? _
What gets better with age? _
_: kid-tested, mother-approved.
What's the crustiest? _
What's Teach for America using to inspire inner city students to succeed? _
Studies show that lab rats navigate mazes 50% faster after being exposed to _.
Life was difficult for cavemen before _.
Make a haiku. _ _ _
I do not know with what weapons World War III will be fought, but World War IV will be fought with _.
Why do I hurt all over? _
What am I giving up for Lent? _
In Michael Jackson's final moments, he thought about _.
In an attempt to reach a wider audience, the Smithsonian Museum of Natural History has opened an interactive exhibit on _.
When I am President of the United States, I will create the department of _.
Lifetime (r) presents _, the story of _.
When I am a billionare, I shall erect a 50-foot statue to commemorate _.
When I was tripping on acid, _ turned into _.
That's right, I killed _. How, you ask? _.
What's my anti-drug? _
_ + _ = _.
What never fails to liven up the party? _
What's the new fad diet? _
Major League Baseball has banned _ for giving players an unfair advantage.