(FR) 4th wall Pinkie is scary (C+)

>day does anybody even care about what fuckin day it is anymore?
>you are Anon, well of course you are, god damn
>and you are beginning to suspect foul play
>what kind of foul play you ask? Or are you asking me? Fuck you keep reading
>where was I... you mean where were you
>anyway you suspect you've been getting raped by Pinkie lately
>how do you know this? Again with the questions!?
>lately you've noticed peculiar habits of the party pone in just about every one of your casual meetings
>whether it be exchanging greetings on the street or stopping by Sugarcube Corner it's always the same
>it always starts with a look
>a look not unlike the one Fluttershy used to give you before she tried and ultimately failed to get you to love her
>about her... yeah she's still in the hospital after an attempt on your no-pony-zone in public
>neat
>getting sidetracked again aren't you?
>anyway the look wasn't all, other strange things would occur as well
>things like the aforementioned salami being covered in explicable juices almost out of the blue
>one moment you're perfectly fine and the next you're sporting a wet patch on your pants
>you'd mention the boner too, but you don't want to be considered a horsefucker just yet
>you're off to ask the pink menace to finally get some answers
>actually you aren't going anywhere, BECAUSE SHE'S RIGHT IN FRONT OF YOU HOLY SHIT!
>"Hiya Nonny! Nice day huh? Ooooh, well that was fun! I gotta run now, parties don't plan themselves."
>with that she speeds off back into town
>guess what? Your pants are gone!
>now do you understand what you mean? You know what you wrote, deal with it
>you are Anon, and you suspect foul play because you might be
>Fucking Pinkie