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- >You are Twilight
- >Eggnon borrowed the Elements a while ago
- >You hope you didn't make a mistake
- >There is a knock on your door
- >You open it with magic and 6 robots walk in
- Uhh...
- >One steps forward and pulls out a piece of paper from its...chest?
- >Oh right...chest
- >You chuckle as you take it from the robot
- >It reads
- >"Sorry Twilight I couldn't get them back to you in person so I sent my robots to deliver them. My deepest apologies, Eggnon."
- >Then each of the robots pulls an Element out of its chest
- >You levitate them all to yourself
- Uh...thank you?
- >They all bow and with a zap and a flash they are gone
- >You look at the Elements
- Completely perfect...
- >Maybe he really is trustworthy
- >You put them up in-
- >He didn't bring the chest...
- >The instant you sigh in annoyance the chest materializes on the floor with a note on it
- >"P.S. here's the case."
- >You smile and put away the Elements
- >You head off to bed because it's sundown
- >Today was an okay day
- >You are Eggnon
- Metal Blonic. Fire at that robot!
- >Metal raises his arm and it reforms into a canon
- >He fires it at the robot
- >All that remains is smoke
- Great job Metal! Now go back to your cell and shut down for the night. It's getting pretty late and I want to get some shuteye.
- >He zooms back to his cell
- >You walk to your elevator to get back to your house floor
- >You walk to your room and get in bed
- >You review how well a day this has been in your head
- >In a few minutes you fall asleep
- >Day *insert day here* in Equestria
- >You are Fluttershy
- >And this is the time you visit Eggnon every morning
- >Exactly at 10am you fly into his house
- >It isn't breaking and entering if it's always open right?
- >You hope so
- >You fly into his house and sit on his couch
- >So comfy...
- >"Fluttershy what have I told you about the couch?!"
- >You jump up and start flying
- You said to never get on unless I didn't step in mud!
- >He looks at you angrily
- >"Well I guess I did say that."
- >You sit back down on the couch
- So what are you going to do today Eggnon? I was thinking of going to the spa if you're interested...
- >"Not interested..."
- >He grabs some donuts out of the fridge
- You like your donuts cold?
- >"I just don't feel like warming them up."
- >He's so cute when he's lazy
- So...what are you doing today?
- >"Nothing."
- Oh...can we cuddle?
- >"No."
- Aw...okay. Doing nothing all day?
- >"Maybe."
- Can we hang out at least once today?
- >"We are right now."
- >You curl up on the couch
- Okay.
- >"Fluttershy don't be sad about it. If I have time I'll come see you. I would like you to leave now though."
- Oh really you will?! I'll be in town all day if you decide to come okay?
- >You fly out of his house fast
- >Then slow down because goodness it's scary flying fast
- >You wonder how Rainbow does it so well
- >You fly down to the town square and sit on a step
- >He'll be here eventually
- >You are Eggnon
- >It's time to put the gears in motion
- >You summon one of your high class warrior bots
- You are to go equip your long range weapon and mortally wound the pony known as "Rainbow Dash" when she is on cloud duty and away from the town. Understand?
- >"Wound Rainbow Dash on cloud duty. Any more requests master?"
- Try to be as descrete as possible.
- >"Yes."
- >You nod to it and it flies out
- >It's a good thing this room only has three walls
- >Or else the robots would have to take the elevator out
- >Well the ones without teleportation that is...
- >You stop your thinking session and pull out some binoculars to watch the shooting
- >You see your bot in place up in a cave on a mountain
- >Rainbow is sitting on a cloud right above P0nyville
- >It fires a thick laser at her
- No you idiot! Well I guess I wasn't specific enough...damnit!
- >The cloud reddens quickly
- >The bot teleports back inside
- >"I have completed the task master."
- >You resist the urge to shatter it right then and there
- Go check to see if she is alive. If she is dead leave her. If she is still alive bring her back here. GO NOW.
- >It teleports away and then back with a bloody mess of Rainbow Dash
- >She's unconscious
- Fucking great...take her to the infirmary on level two and do not hesitate!
- >It teleports away
- >You sigh
- >So much for starting the chain of events...
- >Oh well...you can just wait until later when everything is perfect
- >Like that will ever happen...
- >The elevator opens and Metal walks in
- Hello Metal...want to have some fun?
- >He nods
- Okay. You go have fun out there in the world. Just don't let any p0nies see you and stay away from P0nyville at all costs.
- >He nods again and with a boost of air he's gone
- >Papers and shit fly everywhere
- >Fuck you need a drink
- >You go to your fridge and pull out a beer
- >You being a genius and all recreated it in this world
- >Fuck that cider
- >You crack open the can and sit on the couch
- This is going to be a long day...
- >You are Rainbow Dash
- >You wake up in a white room in a really comfortable bed
- Where is this?
- >You sit up and see a metal thing standing there looking at you
- >"You are healed! Thank you for using Eggnon's healing station, we hope to see you again!"
- >You stand up and are a bit wobbly
- >You hear on the intercom
- >"Nursebot please walk our guest to the elevator and press floor seven."
- >So this is Eggnon's place huh?
- >You saw it in the distance and never really had been there
- >The metal thing touches your side
- >"This way please."
- >Okay so that's the Nursebot...
- >You follow it to an elevator and it reaches in and presses seven
- >Then it backs up and the doors close
- >The elevator clicks each time you pass a floor
- >You count out five clicks because you're bored and this place is huge
- >Then the doors open and you step into a more modern room
- >Less robots and more furniture
- >Also there's only three walls
- >Wat
- >"Rainbow Dash! I'm so glad you're okay!"
- >You are greeted by a hug from Pinkie Pie
- Hey let go I'm a bit sore...do you know what happened to me?
- >Eggnon comes out from behind a wall
- >"You were flying out there doing some tricks and you crashed...I saw you and sent over a bot to bring you back."
- >Wow
- Thanks Eggnon! I owe you my life!
- >"I'm sorry about your legs though."
- >You look down
- What do you mean they're fine...
- >"They may feel fine and thats because the nerve surgery was successful. You fractured your legs to the point where there was no repair."
- >You nod in confusion
- >"I had my bots remove them and replace them with bionic limbs that are powered by your blood. So they work just like your legs used to."
- Well then how come my skin looks fine? I don't believe you.
- >"Because we used the skin from your real legs and sowed it back over that when we did your nerve surgery. Then we used advanced scar removal on them so it looks brand new."
- >You move all of your legs in different ways
- Wait which ones?
- >"Your back legs. Look if you don't believe me then kick that wall there. It's made of 6ft thick solid steel."
- >You rear up and kick the wall
- >You turn around
- Oh my gosh...
- >There is a huge dent in the wall
- >Pinkie kicks it right next to where you did
- >The force from kicking the wall sends her vibrating the other way
- This is so...AWESOME!
- >Bots come out of the celing and repair the wall
- Thank you so much Eggnon!
- >"Anything for a...friend."
- >He said friend a little strange but you don't mind it
- C'mon Pinkie I'll give you a lift back.
- >"I can just teleport you if you want..."
- No I want to test out my new take off!
- >You walk over to where the 4th wall should be and Pinkie jumps on your back
- >You lean forward and use your back legs to jump
- >It launches you really far before you even start flying
- This is awesome!
- >You drop Pinkie off in town and launch yourself up again
- >This time you look back at the ground when you do
- >There's a dent in the ground from where you pressed off
- >You land perfectly on a cloud and gaze down on P0nyville
- This is awesome...
- >You fall asleep on the big puffy cloud
- >You are Fluttershy
- >Eggnon still hasn't come yet
- >What if he got lost in the forest on the way here?
- >Well maybe his fetish is getting lost
- >But what if he's never found and dies of starvation?!
- >Your fear forces you to go into the Everfree searching for him
- >You decide to fly above the trees and look down and around
- >It's just easier
- >You hear a strange sound from behind you
- >You spin around and look towards the noise
- >Three trees fall down, all in a line like something hit them
- >Your curiousity gets the best of you and you glide down and sneak over there
- >You crawl along the ground and into a bush right next to the fallen trees
- >You poke your head out and see a robot
- >It's skinnier than the other ones that Eggnon has made and it has a big spiked head
- >It's also blue and has red metal boots
- >It flies into the sky and zooms away
- >That was strange
- >You walk back home
- >Maybe Angel wants your company?
- >You hear a crash in the direction you're walking
- >You speed up a bit to see what's going on
- >You see your house half destroyed
- Oh my goodness!
- >You sprint up the hill to your house and Angel is laying outside with a gash on his head
- >"F...Fluttershy..."
- Y-yes Angel honey?
- >He grabs your leg
- >"I...I love you."
- >He stops moving
- >You burst into tears over top of the bunny
- >Then something hits you hard on the side and you go flying off the side of the hill you live on
- >You look up while soaked in mud
- >It's the same robot
- >It goes back behind the hill and you see animals running away
- >You need to get help!
- >You run back to Twilight's Library
- >She'll know what to do!
- >You are Twilight
- >You wake up and look at the clock
- >It's the middle of the day
- Oh gosh...
- >You shit shower and study magic
- >Then you eat a well balanced brea-er lunch
- >Suddenly there is a slamming knock on your door
- >You walk over and open it
- >It's Fluttershy
- >She looks terrified
- What's wrong Fluttershy?
- >She's crying
- >"B-b-blue m-m-m-meanie is h-hurting m-my animals! I t-tried t-to stop it b-but..."
- >She turns and you see a boot shaped bruise in her side
- Go get Rainbow Dash while I go hold it off!
- >You run to Fluttershy's house as fast as you can
- >You get close and hear a squealing noise
- What the...
- >You follow the noise to Fluttershy's backyard
- >You see a hovering blue machine beating a bear
- HEY!
- >It turns toward you
- >In seconds it is in your face
- >It has glowing red lights that resemble eyes
- >It's body is shaped like a monkeys so it stands on two legs
- >But it has some sort of booster where its butt would be
- >You look down and see that it has hands, also like a monkey
- >The fingers are blades though
- >It has red boot shaped feet
- >About the same size as Fluttershy's bruise
- >And the head...it doesn't really fit the body
- >Its like Rainbow Dash's hair if it was stuck back in three points
- >It has pointed ears too
- >And all blue
- >This thing stares straight into your eyes
- >It is motionless
- >It begins to scare you
- >You hear galloping behind you
- >You turn your head
- >Rainbow Dash and Fluttershy come running up
- >You back away from it and go to them
- >Rainbow says
- >"Is this the thing that hurt you Shy?"
- >She nods
- It stopped moving...what do we do?
- >Rainbow backs up a little and prepares to pounce
- >"I say we smash it up!"
- >Before you can stop her, Rainbow collides with the machine
- >She carries it up high into the sky
- >But you notice it hasn't moved any part of its body
- >She grips it tightly and shoots down like a star
- >You see her go faster and faster until a Sonic Rainboom occurs
- >As soon as the Rainboom happens, she lets go and swirves upwards stopping herself
- >The machine plummets to the ground at an alarming rate
- >Just before it hits the ground you hear Rainbow yell
- >You look up and see it right there and Rainbow flying into the forest
- >You look at the untouched ground and back up at it
- Wow...it's fast.
- >Fluttershy begins crying again
- >The metal thing zooms next to her and brings a leg into her side at the same spot it did before
- >You hear some ribs crack and she falls over and passes out
- >It then stares at you
- >Then it shoots off into the forest towards...
- >Eggnon's building
- >You are Eggnon
- >And you are enjoying some delicious donuts while laying on the couch
- >Metal Blonic comes back
- So Metal, what did you do?
- >Using the telepathic ability super genius you built in him, he talks back
- >"I am afraid to inform you that I did incounter some p0nies."
- Metal what the fuck?! I tell you not to do one thing and you do it!
- >"I was enjoying the faces of little animals when I gutted them and the Pegasus known as Fluttershy spotted me. In fear of failing my mission I tried to kill her but missed her head and hit her torso."
- Then what?
- >"Twilight showed up and Fluttershy left and brought back Rainbow Dash."
- Okay...
- >"My systems malfunctioned for a couple seconds so I was paralyzed. Rainbow Dash took that time to attempt to crash me into the ground."
- >You nod
- >"I rebooted and caught myself before I smashed to pieces and sent her spiraling into the forest."
- >You facepalm
- She better not be injured again or she's gonna become a damn robot...
- >He is silent
- >You explain what happened earlier
- >"I understand now."
- >You press a button to speak through the intercom
- Begin assembling another Metal Blonic.
- >"Sir am I being disposed of?"
- No. We just need a less strong copy to fake your destruction.
- >"Ah very smart of you Dr Anonik."
- >It's been a while since anyone addressed you as that
- Just call me Eggnon. Anyways, you go to the basement level of the building and go to the far left corridor. At the end there is a door.
- >He nods
- Open it and go down the stairs into the storage area. Once there I want you to shut down until I come get you. Understood?
- >"Yes master. Right away."
- >He steps into the elevator and goes down
- >You sigh
- >Fuck today has been stressfull
- >A pipe comes down from the ceiling and the copy of Metal comes out
- >"What is your desire?"
- Follow me.
- >You put down a teleport pad and you both step on it
- >You teleport in front of the building
- >You look around
- There...
- >Twilight and a limping Rainbow Dash are storming your way
- Metal. Turn your arm into a canon and point it at me.
- >He does so
- >The two mares come within sight of you
- >"Eggnon!"
- >Twilight cries out distracting the Metal Blonic copy
- >You grab his arm and rip it off
- >You aim the canon at him and press the button on the side
- >It obliterates his central control system
- >He falls over
- >Rainbow and Twilight come over to you
- >Rainbow playfully punches you
- >"You got him Eggnon!"
- I know...but I'm so sorry it malfunctioned...I did this...
- >Twilight puts a hoof on your side
- >"It's okay...you ended it right? Doesn't that even it out?"
- Not for Fluttershy...it told me everything before attempting to murder me.
- >Damn you should have been an actor
- >"It's okay Eggnon...Fluttershy will understand. We need to get back to her though because she was hurt."
- >You nod and materialize a teleport pad
- >You and Twilight stand on it
- >Rainbow looks sceptically at you
- Oh just get on.
- >She steps on and you put in the coordinates for Fluttershy's place
- >You appear there and Fluttershy is knocked out
- >Twilight levitates her with magic and they start walking
- >"Eggnon...you don't need to walk with us. You can explain this to her when she wakes up okay?"
- >You nod and send out your pad
- >You teleport to your house and sit back on the couch
- Another day another dramatic sequence of events...
- >You sigh
- >Hopefully your days will be more relaxing in the future
- Hopefully.
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