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- >"Arrg! This is so annoying!"
- >"What's up Twilight?"
- >"Well Rainbow, lately any time I get into conversation with ponies, or even just greet them on street, they won't look me in the face."
- >"Really?"
- >"Yeah, they just stare at my wings. I know being an alicorn is special, but you'd think that everypony would have gotten used to it by now!"
- >"Uhh, is this EVERY pony?"
- >"Hmm, now that you mention it- it does seem to happen more often with stallions. Oh no! Could it be that they feel intimidated by the fact that I'm royalty now?"
- >"I... don't think that's it Twi."
- >"What then?"
- >"Here, walk over to that waiter and ask him for some more napkins."
- >"Why?"
- >"Just do it, ok?"
- >"Alright, alright..."
- ...
- >"See, Rainbow? That colt was staring at my wings too. He barely even acknowledged me when I asked for those napkins."
- >"Um, I hate to break it to you, but he wasn't staring at your wings."
- >"What do mean? What was he looking at then?"
- >"He was staring at your rump."
- >"Wut?"
- >"Your rump, Twilight. All the stallions have been checking out your rump."
- >"Bu-but why would they do that? Does it look funny? I know I've put on some weight since I became an alicorn. Do I need to go on a-"
- >"Twilight! Have you looked in a mirror lately? You have bigger hips than Applejack and your rear is rounder than Pinkie Pie's! There are literally only three other ponies in Equestria with a better rump than yours and they're all princesses."
- >"Oh- oh my... Then- then what about the mares that stare at me?"
- >"Eh, they're probably just comparing themselves against you. Mares do get pretty jealous, ya' know? That, or they're gay."
- >"Rainbow!"
- >"What? I'm just sayin'."
- >"I don't think I can handle this. All this attention on my body..."
- >"Ahhh, welcome to my life, kid."
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