I Kissed A Horse (And I liked it!)
by Popeye

Thought that this was a harmless fad, no way it would get me.
Told all my friends and mom and dad, it's irony
I never thought that I would get this lonely
That I would resort to making out with a my little pony!

[Chorus:]
I kissed a horse and I liked it,
The smell of her lavender mane.
I kissed a horse and I liked it,
Hope I'm not going insane.
It felt so fun,
It felt so weird.
Doesn't mean that I'm a neckbeard.
I kissed a horse and I liked it (I liked it).

They say that you're not real, just my invention.
Only thoughts and images, is their contention.
But when I think of you, something happens
I can taste your soft tonuge on mine, and I can feel your passion!

[Chorus:]
I kissed a horse and I liked it,
The smell of her lavender mane.
I kissed a horse and I liked it,
Hope I'm not going insane.
It felt so fun,
It felt so weird.
Doesn't mean that I'm a neckbeard.
I kissed a horse and I liked it (I liked it).


[Chorus]
Ponies they are so magical,
Velvety ears so touchable
Hard to resist, so huggable.
Too good to deny it.
Ain't no big deal, it's innocent.